Sorry I haven't updated in a while people. Too much homework and stuff. And I should've updated like half an hour ago but my made me take a shower and I take very long showers.
It Could Be Worse
Dear Frank
Frankenstein says: "FIRE BAD" What are your thoughts on this?
Dear It Could Be Worse,
Unfortunately for Leo, I'm gonna have to agree. Fire is deadly, which is why everybody should carry a fire hydrant with them at all times. That is what I am doing now. (Holds up fire hydrant). Just in case somebody *cough cough* Leo *cough cough* decides to randomly catch fire. I'll have my hefty fire hydrant ready to go, unlike everybody else who is unprepared.
-Frank
everything ecstatic
Dear Nico,
4 and 6/8. I am all knowing.
Dear Everything Ecstatic,
Not possible...*counts on fingers* woah dude, stalker much?
-Nico
CAPTAINOBVIOUS11
dear frank
why do you suck until book 4 ?
Dear Captain obvious11,
Um, I don't know? And what makes you think I suck? I can fly and turn into animals and stuff. And I'm Canadian! XD
-Frank
dear Nico and Hazel how would you like me as your brother?
Dear Captain Obvious11,
Hazel: *looks at Nico expectantly*
Nico: technically we're kinda brother and sister, but the whole Roman/Greek thing
Hazel: what he's trying to say is that there's a Pluto and there's a Hades. Greek or Roman?
Nico: *mutters* that's not what I meant at all
From Nico & Hazel
dear Annabeth and the rest of the best nerds on the planet how would you like me as a brother?
Dear Captain Obvious11,
Annabth: Nerds? I'll have you know that I'm smart, not a nerd!
Percy: you're kinda a nerd, Wise Girl
Annabeth: *glares*
-From Annabeth & Percy
CAPTAINOBVIOUS11
Dear grover
im a hunter what do you have againt me
Dear Captain Obvious11,
A hunter? As in Artemis's hunters? Well Artemis is all into saving animals and killing monsters, so I don't have much against you actually.
-Grover
Dear percy
if i tried to hit on annabeth what would you do to me?
Dear Captain Obvious11,
Try it and we'll find out
-Percy
To: any one and every one
i try to P' people off now what do you think of that!?
Dear Captain Obvious11,
Hazel: you try to p' people off?
Percy: I think they mean piss people off
Hazel: well then I think that's bad
Nico: I think it's fine as long as he's not pissing me off
Annabeth: now, Nico, he's gonna piss you off
-Hazel, Percy, Nico & Annabeth
Remnant of Life
Dear Leo
Can you tell us an embarrassing story about someone on the Argo II? (Could be anyone, the funnier, the better)
Dear Remnant of Life,
Leo: well there was that one time I found Annabeth's bra
Annabeth: you're not talking about that
Leo: what was the size again? Uh, C or something?
Annabeth: Leo!
Leo: Anyways, what happened was I was walking past Annabeth's cabin at night but I don't hear anything so I peeped inside to check if anybody was in there. Nobody, so I'm about to leave when I step on something coushiny.
Annabeth: not a word
Leo: Whatever. So I pick it up but I couldn't see it in the dark light so just slip it in my tool belt. I go into the light and am about to pull it out but I hear a voice and it's Annabeth's so I ran. And then I got busy and just completely forgot about it. A couple of weeks later we're eating breakfast and everybody's there and eating. And I start to rummage through my tool belt pulling out random things and setting them on the table. I pull out Annabeth's bra and I notice what it is. I gasp and try to put it back in but Piper sees it and says
Piper: "Leo, what's that?"
Leo: "nothing."
Jason: "c'mon dude, I saw something pink. Are you hiding candy or something?"
Leo: by then everyone's staring at me and I reluctantly show them the bra after more prying. Annabeth was staring at me intently then she stood up and yelled out
Annabeth: "is that my bra?!"
Leo: Hazel starts fanning her face and Percy stands up and glances at Annabeth then back to me then back to Annabeth then back to me and just stands there looking confused. And Annabeth runs over and snatches the bra from my hand and runs out of the room with a face like a tomato. And Percy just watches her go and says
Percy: "what just happened?"
AgentStarkRogers
Question for Jason: How many head injuries have you received in your lifetime? Your brain should be mush by now.
Dear AgentStarkRogers,
I don't know. All I remember is that I once had amnesia. How ironic.
-Jason
Question for Chiron: Have you had to undergo intensive therapy since taking up your position at CHB? You could really use it.
Dear AgentStarkRogers,
I'm sure I could handle a couple hundred hyperactive, ADHD, dyslexic demigods for a few centuries.
-Chiron
Question for Grover: Are you gonna tell me about the blueberry bush?
Dear AgentStarkRogers,
Maybe later. Juniper is giving me that look again.
-Grover
Question for Rick: why are you always trolling us fangirls with your tweets and crazy plot twists?
Dear AgentStarkRogers,
Unfortunately, I'm not Rick Riordan, or know him, therefore I don't know what his answer would be. But if I were him, this is what I would say:
Nobody is going to be anxious and looking forward to the next book if there's nothing to look forward to.
~FanFicManiac
If you haven't guessed from Frank's letter, I am Canadian. And I don't have some funky accent and live in an igloo or have a pet polar bear of any of that. But it is awfully cold here. And I'm pretty sure it says that Im Canadian on my profile too.