Okay you guys, you've got to understand that I can't answer a question if I don't get it. I mean, a misspelled word once in a while, or some missing punctuation is fine. But if I don't understand it at all, I'll try to let you know and you can always ask the question again. Thanks.
-FanFicManic

CAPTAINOBVIOUS11
Im not a girl grover i cant join the artimis hunters (otherwise i would) i mean like dear turkey and phesants

Dear Captain Obvious11,
If you're not a girl and you ever come across Artemis, I hope she turns you into a rabbit or something for hunting helpless animals...Then they can hunt you...and stuff...yeah...

-Grover

CAPTAINOBVIOUS11
yes now i am going to piss you off nico so witch story should i tell the one when you try get gay with percy or the one where you were kissing a picture of leo and about the roman/greek thing just cuz i just became enemys with nico i think im going with pluto and im totaly with percy on that annabeth but may the nerds stan united for once and forevermore

Nico: *looks confused* okaaay... none of those things actually happened so...go ahead and tell your "stories". I don't care. And by the way, being my enemy is not a good thing. So have fun being a child of Pluto! No offence Hazel.
Hazel: None taken
Annabeth: Stop calling me a nerd! I am not! Get that into your head before I hammer it in!
Percy: Calm down, Annie
Annabeth: Shut up, Percy!

-Nico, Hazel, Annabeth & Percy

fangirl0804love
Dear nico,
what the first monster you killed

Dear Fangirl0804love,
I believe it was when I was three and a monster came into my room and when I started crying no one came. But then I heard whispering in my ear telling me to use my powers, which I know believe was Hades, and I killed that monster without a second thought.
-A very proud Nico

everything ecstatic
Dear nico,
I do know everything, son of hades.
MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dear Everything Ecstatic,
Why must you direct all your questions to me?
-Nico

Princess Of Flames

Dear uncle Hades,
You're my favourite God ever! I don't care whether you live in the underworld or not. I know you're a real softy but you have to keep your image as an evil dude. Can you have Nico give me a tour of your realm please?
Lots of love,
Princess of Flames, aka Angelina.

Dear Princess of Flames,
Um...sure. Why not? Nico needs something to do. And I am most defiantly not a softy. If anything I'm a hardy. Like a rock.
-Hades, the hardy

Dear Thanatos,
Has anyone ever told you, you are hot?
Do you ever need an assistant to help you reap souls I am here!
Yours Reapingly,
Loving Death

Dear Loving Death,
I'm a...hottie? Um, okay. But I could use someone to trail after me and reap the souls I've missed. Hades is staring to get on my case. I mean, I'm not 2000 years old anymore. He needs to give me a break. But whenever I ask for one he's all like 'blah, blah, blah. I already get enough of this from Caron. (Sorry if I spelt that wrong) stop being a baby and get back to work. Then we'll talk.' And then we talk he tells me to get back to work and after maybe we can talk!
-Thantos

Dear Nico,
Nico, I have something very important to tell you...
I love you! I need you! Please be mine!
We can have a picnic in the underworld!
You are awesome! Best demigod ever!
Love,
Princess of Flames, Angelina

Dear Princess of Flames,
Uuuhh... *very slowly backs into a corner then shadow travels away*
-Nico

sudeepsonofposeidon
dear artemis what do u think about all the fanfictions pairing u wid percy?

Dear Sudeep Son of Poseidon,
Artemis: I just don't get it! Why would anybody want to pair me with Kelp Head's son? I'm a goddess and he's got a girlfriend. And Apollo won't stop making fun of me! And Aphrodite just keeps saying, "As much as I like Percabeth, Artemis, Pertemis is cute!" And Athena and Poseidon keep looking at me awkwardly. And Percy being Poseidon's son is my...cousin. Would those people date there cousin?
Apollo: Zeus married his sister
Artemis: Yes, but in modern day...
Apollo: Percy is Annabeth's uncle
Annabeth: I try not to think about it
Artemis: ugggghhhh
-Artemis, Apollo, Annabeth

henrie locker
To Ares and Athena.
What were you doing during desert storm

Dear Henrie Locker,
Athena: During desert storm?
Ares: I was...what was I doing?
FanFicManic: Sorry, I didn't understand the question.
-Athena, Ares & Me!

lilop
nico-
why the -
This part of Lilop's comment is censored.
Sorry for the inconvenience!
Thank you,
THE FANFICTION PEOPLE
are you GAY?
sincerely, lilop
ps
nico-
i know what you did last summer...
};) you know too, just admit it

Dear Lilop,
Excuse me? I did nothing this summer!
-Nico