Hey guys, how was your Christmas? Lemme know in the reviews. By the way, I got a Microsoft surface so it'll be easier to write now! Also, It Could Be Worse, a fellow fanfiction author, is now helping out with the chapters. So, expect that next chapter. Enjoy this. (These are just from before Christmas. After Christmas will be next chapter.)
Max Saturday burns toasters
Dear Poseidon- why were you and Medusa in Athena's temple?
Dear Max Saturday burns toasters,
Poseidon: Interesting name. And to answer your question, I obviously took her there to annoy the crap out of Athena. Because she LoOoOoVeS me.
Athena: Shut up.
Poseidon: Hey! Answer your own questions!
~Poseidon & Athena
SEHARTHEBEAST
What's an otp
Dear SEHARTHEBEAST,
Well, good fellow, an OTP is an acronym for One True Pairing. Like, for example, Percabeth.
~FanFicManiac
everything ecstatic
hey! what about mine!
Dear Everything Ecstatic,
Did I miss your question?
~Le Author
Dear Hestia,
sorry, when i wrote that letter, i screwed up the name, i meant hera. sorry, both your names start with h. whoopsie.
Dear Everything Ecstatic,
No problem. Although being mixed up with Hera is kind of insulting.
~Hestia
Dear Hera,
you should get out more often.
Dear Some Mortal,
Hera: I will not get sucked into having confrontations with mortals as my husband has. It is called being unfaithful to your marriage. I swear, I saw an add on one of those mortal dating sites. It had MY husband's picture and beside the picture it said "Single and ready to mingle!" Guess where he slept that night? Not beside me, I can tell you that. As the goddess of marriage, I feel as though that us gods need to be much more composed then that and live up to our name. Zeus, the king of all people, should-
Percy: Lighten up, Hera! They asked for an answer, not a speech. Thought you were Athena for a second...
Athena: I am offended! When have I ever taken a question or a comment out of prospect? You know, Percy Jackson, I am much more composed and-
Percy: *running away covering his ears* Shut up, shut up, shut up!
~Hera, Percy and Athena (Well you don't here those three names in the same sentence everyday...)
dear nico,
Pinkie pie and nico! hehe... it's a work in progress. so, wassup?
Dear Everything Ecstatic,
Nico: Zeus?
Thalia: *smirks* What's down?
Nico: My dad?
Thalia: Kay, it's official, that's our new thing. You'll say "what's up?" And I'll be all like "my dad" and then I'll be all like "what's down?"...
Nico: Wait, what?
~Nico and Thalia
CAPTAINOBVIOUS11
dear aphrodite why must you scew up my love life with stupid fat girls that i have to nicely decline and cheating girlfriends and i cant even muster the courage to ask u-know-who out! beep beep beep (backround cussing)
Dear CAPTAINOBVIOUS11,
Hey! Those girls who are slightly overweight I sent you are very nice! You're fun to mess with. I'm just gonna lean back in my seat and see what happens next...
-Aphrodite
henrie locker
The Irak war...
Dear Henrie Locker,
Ares: Oh, the Iraq war?
~Ares
butterflygirly99
Hey Annabeth,
I think that you are super cool, and one of my favorite demigods. Just curious, if you didn't want to be an architect, what would you like to be?
Dear Butterflygirly99,
Annabeth: Awe, thanks. And, I never really thought about it. All my life it was architect, architect, architect.
Percy: What about a clothing designer? Building designer, clothing designer? Practically the exact same thing!
Annabeth: No.
Percy: Astronaut? We could go to space together.
Annabeth: No Percy.
Percy: *pouts* Why not?...
~Annabeth and Percy
butterflygirly99
Dear Thalia/ Artemis,
How do mortals join The Hunt? If so, I would love to join :D (I've always wondered this since book three :D)
Dear Butterflygirly99,
Well, sometimes we end up in your area, and even if the mist is covering us up, you see us as people and react. And I like that. Or maybe we pass by and you do something and I see potential. Things like that.
~Artemis
butterflygirly99
Dear Jason,
Do you ever regret you decision to choose Camp Half-Blood over Camp Jupiter? (Though I fully support it. Jason is probably my favorite character :D)
Dear Butterflygirly99,
It's just that...I'm truly a Roman at heart and no matter how hard I try, I'm not going to suddenly become Greek. I'm going to miss Camp Jupiter and all of the people within it (with the exception of Octavian), but I feel like I'm making the right decision.
~Jason
butterflygirly99
Dear Aphrodite,
If you could mess up all the couples on the Argo II, for fun, who would they be?
butterflygirly99
((P.S Very cool idea for a story!))
Dear Butterflygirly99,
Aphrodite: Oh, okay! I'll throw in a couple of old characters too! Jason and Bianca. Leo and Hazel. Frank and Zoë. Percy and Calypso. Annabeth and ?. Piper and Nico! (Aphrodite doesn't even know about Nico's "situation". Just Jason.)
Jason: Who's Bianca?
Percy: My cousin. Yours too, actually.
Nico: My dead sister.
Jason: Oh.
Hazel: *blushes* Um...
Frank: Who is Zoë?
Thalia: A star.
Frank: A movie star?
Thalia: No you dimwitt! A star star.
Frank: Uh...in Hollywood?
Thalia: Shut up, just, shut up.
Annabeth: Frank, she was a hunter but Artemis turned her into a constellation.
Frank: Oh...
Piper: Me and...Nico? Really Mother? No offense, Nico.
Nico: I'd say the same-minus the mother part.
Percy: I'd really rather not talk about Calypso. *frowns*
Leo: *scowls*
Annabeth: Thank the gods she didn't put me with anybody!
Percy: Hey! She put me with you.
Annabeth: Not what I meant.
~Aphrodite, Jason, Percy, Nico, Hazel, Frank, Thalia, Annabeth, Piper & Leo