Second chapter of today! Wait, it's passed midnight so, technically, it's Sunday. Yay! Okay, got to go to bed so I'll do this quick. By they way, It Could Be Worse, a fan fiction author, has helped out a little bit with some questions. In my opinion, she-or he, has done really good. Here it is.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Do you really think I'm Rick Riordan?
butterflygirly99 Dear Demigods, What are your current favorite songs? butterflygirly99
(This answer is half written by It Could Be Worse) Dear Butterflygirly99,
Everone: (look at each other for a second then say in unison) SAIL!
Percy: And my second is The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars.
Mars (Ares's Roman equivalent): Don't be stupid Percy Jackson. I don't write or compose songs. Percy: *mutters quietly* I'm not the one being stupid... Thalia: Are you sure? Mars looks just about ready to kill you. ~Percy, Mars, Thalia
Dear Piper, What kind of a job would you be interested in if you were looking for a job?
Dear Butterflygirly99,
Percy: Something girly and Aphrodite like, duh.
Piper: *raises eyebrows* Like what?
Percy: Like...a barbie impersonator or something.
Piper: Don't you think Annabeth would be more fit considering her blonde hair and all?
Percy: *glances over at Annabeth sharpening her dagger* N-no. I don't think so.
- Percy & Piper
butterflygirly99 Dear Gods of Olympus, Out of all you, which of you would make the best team for capture the flag? butterflygirly99
Dear Butterflygirly99, Annabeth: *widens eyes* You did not just ask that. They'll start WWIII!
Athena: Annabeth, we're much more composed that that. I'd win considering my battle strategy and brains.
Percy and Poseidon: *mutters* What battle strategy and brains?
Athena: Poseidon! What would you do? Drown in your own water?
Percy: *bites lip*
Annabeth: *whispers* Mother! Don't say that. Percy is afraid of drowning-And he's a son of Poseidon.
Ares: I'd win from my battle skills. God of war? Capture the flag. It fits.
Hephaestus: Yeah...no. I'd win because I'm just that good. Deal with it.
Aphrodite: I wouldn't win. Am I the only one that can admit defeat?
Ares: Babe, defeat is weakness. Aphrodite: *drops nail filer* So you're calling me weak?
Hephaestus: *chuckles* Ares: No, I'm just saying that women are not as capable as-
Aphrodite: You're a sexist pig just like Percy used to be!
Annabeth: *smiles at the memory*
Percy: I was never a sexist pig! I just thought that Annabeth had a male godly parent. That's all.
Thalia: Can y'all just shut up and agree that you're all losers that don't know how to do anything but bicker?
All of the 12 Olympians + Hades: Hey we-okay...
~Annabeth, Athena, Percy, Poseidon, Ares, Hephaestus, Aphrodite, Thalia, Zeus, Hera, Hermes, Apollo, Artemis, Dionysus, Demeter and Hades.
The Song of the Felines Dear Luke, You are so cute, and I adore you! Will you go out with me? I'm attractive and fiery, the perfect date. I think you are the most-Ow, Aphrodite, stop! No! Not the mascara, please! Aphrodite, please! I'll give you a golden locket with 'The Fairest' engraved on it! Thanks, bye Aphrodite!
Anyway, do you want to know what I look like, just so you know what you are getting into? Well, I'm attractive, and I have very long black hair, and hazel eyes. Please go out with me? Sincerely yours, Crown Maiden Aine O'Durren, Daughter of Hecate
Dear Aine,
Well, I'm not really into blind dates...
- Dear Hottie (a.k.a. Luke), You are so handsome! Will you go out with me? I know, I know, Aine already asked you! Do I care? No. She is a witch! She spilt water on my DESIGNER dress! Anyway, I'm gorgeous, with long rich cocoa brown hair that is loosely curly, and vibrant dark green eyes! Perfect package! Tell me soon, sweets! Love (and wholeheartedly yours), Lady Valencia Bella Marino, Daughter of Aphrodite, the goddess of Love
Dear Valencia, She spilt water on you? Hope you didn't melt-don't kill me, I was just kidding. Anyways, like I told your friend...
And to both of you, (written by It Could Be Worse)
Luke: Um... I'm sorry but I'm kind of dead. I'm sure you guys are great, but I am really dead.
Child of Light Dear Nico, Do you really have a crush on Percy? By the way, I think you need to take a crash course in this time period... Have a nice life, demigods! Child of Light
Dear Child of Light,
I did-I was younger. And I-It wasn't like-and...
-Nico
LaxativesRgood4U Dear Jason, If you were gay, would you go for Percy, Leo or somebody else?
Dear LaxativesRgood4U,
*blushes deeply* I don't know...
- Jason
fangirl0804love dear boys of the Argo II, (y'all don't deserve to be called men) anyway I got a question for y'all.(nah duh) if percy and Annabeth weren't together and neither were jason and piper and than hazel and frank weren't together...who else would you hit on and try to "get with" so to speak
Dear FanGirl0804love,
Percy: First of all maybe they don't deserve to be called men but me?
Jason: You deserve to be called a child.
Percy: Frank, sit on him. Frank: Hey, just because-
Leo: As long as he doesn't sit on me again...
Frank: For the question...*blushes* I'd go for Piper.
Jason: Dude!
Frank: It was in the question!
Leo: Hazel probably. I mean, before we met Echo and we were on that rock an all...
Jason: Hmm...I once had a vague crush on Annabeth. It wasn't much. Just, when we first met and she was so fierce...but then I actually listen to her and hear she's looking for her boyfriend...
Percy: And me? Calypso because -I really did like her but I liked Annabeth more.
- Percy, Jason, Frank, Leo
Dear Dad (Zeus),
Ne ne papa, give me wine! Haha, jk! But srsly, give me wine and please answer the following questions: 1. Why in MY name did you have to marry Hera (mom) who is your OLDER SISTER and you had to (dear children whose lives were spared from the internet's weirdness, dont read) rape her... 2. Are you even affected that Ares (big bro) stole your little lightning action figure thingies? 3. DRAW A CIRCLE, THERE'S EARTH
-Philia, your daughter that u probably forgot cuz I'm always in the kitchen
Dear...daughter,
I loved Hera and I didn't rape her-I just made children with her.
(Should I change this story's rating to T? Lemme know in the comments please!)
And-Ares did what now?
- Zeus
Dear Mama (Hera),
Mama, is a red velvet cupcake flavored ambrosia okay for your dinner, or milk chocolate flavored? Oh, and Hermes stole one of ur cows.
-Philia
Dear Philia,
Red velvet is fine-and Hermes did what now?
- Hera
So, for theses questions, It Could Be Worse has written these ones. Enjoy! (I just added little things when I thought I could)
BaneOfOriginals Dear Thalia, So, what time should I pick you up for the smoothies?
Thalia: Hmm, I don't know. What time do you want me to slit your throat?
Dear Percy, You are a badass and all, but I think I want Thalia's advice!
Percy: Seriously. I mean, it's like you said, I'm a badass , but Thalia is just so not a badass. I mean, look at her.
Thalia: Percy, shut up, just shut up. Like I always say, do the exact opposite of what Percy does and you should be fine. Still no way I'm going out for a smoothie with you.
Dear Nico,
You are my second favorite character, what is your favorite band?
Nico: Well, I'm actually glad you asked. I... wait a minute. Second favorite? No, you don't DESERVE to know. Next!
Dear Leo,
What do you think of Miley's twerking? Could you do better?
Leo: She's terrible, no technique at all. You really have to use your butt, but Miley? She's all about the hips and knees. Do I think I could do better, definitely. In fact, I think the entire crew should see my awesome skill, but they've said no every time. Can't figure out why though. They're just weird like that, I guess.
Piper: Leo. I said yes because I actually wanted to see that and you said, "No, you don't deserve to see."
Leo: *whines* Well that's because you smirked...