I am so so sooooooooooooooooooo sorry. First of all, this was supposed to be up yesterday but for some reason it's not and second, I'm sorry for not updating in a while. But you know what, here I am! Don't worry, I'll try not to do that again. Enjoy the chappie. By the way, I lost track of where I was regarding the questions so some might be repeated or not there, if so, sorry. If I missed yours just let me know or repeat it. Thanks.
Ask! Ch14
imtasha
Dear Thalia and Artemis,
Can I join the hunt? I'm a daughter of Hades and I've always wanted to be a huntress. Please?
Dear imtasha,
Thalia: *pointedly looks at Artemis, then turns* I don't know, do you have any skills?
Artemis: Please, Thalia, you didn't have any skills till you joined the Hunt
Thalia: *blushes* Wow, just tell it to the world!
~Thalia & Artemis
AJ the Hedgehog
Dear Olympians and demigods (how this applies) what would you say if Percy was a girl?
Dear AJ the Hedgehog,
Ares: Well, he definitely would have the skills of a girl
Aphrodite: You sexist pig!
Annabeth: I'd say 'We're breaking up'
Thalia: Aw, Anniebeth would be forever alone
Annabeth: Shut up
Athena: Annabeth, I'd be glad that you've finally come to your senses
Annabeth: *Glares*
Poseidon: Let's just say it would be quite odd to have Percy be a girl
Grover: Odd? It'd be straight up awkward
Thalia: I'd never thought I'd hear the day Grover say 'straight up'
Percy: Can I have a say in this? If I were a girl, how would I be able to date my Wise Girl?
Annabeth: Aw, Percy!
Thalia: *gags* More like 'Yuck, Percy'!
Annabeth: Jealous?
Thalia: Definitely not
~Ares, Aphrodite, Annabeth, Thalia, Athena, Poseidon, Grover & Percy
CAPTAINOBVIOUS11
U can't just give up on the story! :(
Dear Captain,
FanFic: I'm not giving up. I was just taking a little 2 month break. ;D
~FanFic
Her-Inner-Strength
Dear Ares, Hades, Zeus, and Poseidon,
Ares,
Why do you like hurting people? Haven't you ever considered some torture not painful like...tickling? I mean, it works on some people, like me. (o_o, I didn't just say that.) Dude, seriously, get a life.
Dear Her-Inner-Strength,
Tickling is…not a half bad idea, although, I don't torture. That would be cruel. I just make sure nobody angers me in a not non-aggressive way. And I do have a life, unlike some husbands of my girlfriend that finds the need to constantly ruin our dates*cough* Hephaestus *cough*
~Ares
Hades,
. . . . Dimwit.
Dear Her-Inner-Strength,
Excuse me!? I'll have you know that I am, in fact not a dimwit. I'm actually considered by many people a non-dimwit, another term for well-witted, and I think you should become one of those people.
~Hades
Zeus,
I love thunderstorms! Can you create them more often where I live, in the USA? Seriously dude, you rock.
Dear Her-Inner-Strength,
I am not a weather machine, thank you. In fact, extra sunny skies coming to you tomorrow, enjoy. *Sticks out tongue* And yes, I do rock.
~Zeus
Poseidon,
Do you like watching kids scream their heads off in water slides? I would love to do that just sit there and think, "haha that kid just got NAILED!"
Dear Her-Inner-Strength,
My thoughts exactly. You're just sitting there, on Olympus and see some kid get his bottoms ripped off from a force of water and you sit back in satisfaction and think, I did that.
~Poseidon
CAPTAINOBVIOUS11
Dear Nico, if you had to admit your gayness to another crew member besides Jason, who would it be?
Dear CaptainObvious11,
Um…okay, let's use the process of elimination. Not Percy, he'd freak. Annabeth would be a jealous wreck. Leo is a blabbermouth, Piper might use charm speak to make me tell everyone else. Reyna…I don't know maybe. Whoops, nobody's left. Oh well.
~Nico
Dear Aphrodite,
Go visit hades ... I'll provide the ticket! ... That dream ... with that girl *scowls*...not right... YOU AND HYPNO... ( he's the god of dreams right if not fix my error please) YOU AND HYPNO... YOU AND HYPNO CAN GO TO TATARUS! under breath:b****
Dear CaptainObvious11,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Well someone's bitter. Do you need a little bit of love in your life? I can make that happen.
~Aphrodite
AnthraxhomerS
Dear Jason
Are you gay? Why'd you blush when asked?
Dear AnthraxhomerS
No, I have a girlfriend. It was just an awkward question, is all.
~Jason
BaneOfOrginials
Dear Thalia,
WTF, you already said yes! No you say you want to slit my throat? It's alright, I forgive you. So, still no for the smoothie?
Dear BaneOfOrginials,
Well, I'll have a smoothie with you on one condition. You buy me a cheeseburger.
~Thalia
Dear Percy,
Look at her? Look at you, man. You eat BLUE food. It's alright, you're still my third favorite, behind Thalia and Nico. Then number four is Leo. I'm sorry Annabeth, but your blabber sometimes hurts my brain.
Dear BaneOfOrginials,
Percy: Look at her, look at me. I eat BLUE food. Thalia does not. Therefore I am automatically better than Thalia
Thalia: *rolls eyes* Percy, your mom does everything for you. Grow some muscle and then maybe you'll have some kind of chance of surpassing me on the list of awesome people
Percy: Yeah, whatever
Annabeth: Well I'm not even on the list! I don't blabber, I educate. For instance, Percy did you know that if you eat at the table rather in front of the TV, you wouldn't eat so much? This is because you're actually paying attention to your food, therefore…
Thalia & Percy: *groans*
~Percy, Thalia & Annabeth
Dear Nico,
Second. It's kind of hard to compete with the awesomeness of Thalia. Seriously though, what is your favorite band? Mine is a little known band called Lorene Drive. Barely anyone knows them.
Dear BaneOfOrginials,
I don't know what my favourite band is but I'll definitely check out Lorene Drive, are they any good?
~Nico
Dear Leo
I know right? She sucks at twerking! Anyway, if it wasn't Calypso, who would you like the most? Mine would be Hazel. She's the sweetest, and she sounds amazing!
Dear BaneOfOrginials,
Hazel. We did have a moment, after all.
~Leo