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BaneOfOriginals
Dear Nico,
I like to think they are good. They're kind of punk rock, if you like that.
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Okay, cool.
~Nico
(A/N: okay, I'm sorry, that answer had no thought put into it at all.)
Dear Thalia,
Deal! It's a date then?
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
No, it is not a date because hunters can't and don't date. We can call it a get together. And as of right now, there is no get together because there is no cheeseburger in my hands.
~Thalia
Dear Percy,
Okay, to end this dispute, I will list my favorite people in order.
1 Thalia
2 Nico (Although, the reason I like both of these guys more than anyone else, is because... they're kind of like me. We all like the same stuff... and dress the same (Silver Parkas excluded))
3 Leo
4 Percy
5 Hazel
6 Annabeth (Happy? You're in the list now.)
7 Piper
8 Reyna
9 Jason (I don't know why, but for some reason, Jason just seems like a shifty little guy...)
Maybe if you were more punkish or gothic, you could surpass Leo.
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Percy: Since when is Leo punkish or gothic? And why would you want sweet lil' ole me to be Goth like Thalia?
Thalia: I am not Goth!
Percy: Or emo like Nico?
Nico: I am not emo!
Percy: Like yeesh people, why is being number one on your list associated with being emo or Goth?
Thalia: *holds up arrows* I will not hesitate to run this through you, Percy
Annabeth: Okay, so I'm glad I'm on the list and all but I feel as though, I should be higher than Percy
Percy: What?!
Annabeth: Just saying…
~Percy, Thalia, Nico & Annabeth
Dear Annabeth,
Do you know the meaning of Hippopotomonstrosesquipedeliophobia?
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Annabeth: Yes, and you actually spelt it wrong. It's actually spelled hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. You missed the double p. And it is, ironically, the fear of long words.
Percy: Really? I thought it was the fear of hippos.
~Annabeth & Percy
Dear Apollo and Hestia,
You guys are my favorite gods (Even though I despise the sun. You just seem awesome) Would one of you adopt me so I could get into CHB?
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Apollo: Eh, I'll think about it
Hestia: Even if I did, you would still be a mortal
~Apollo & Hestia
Dear Jason,
Sorry for saying you seem like a shifty guy, you just put off that vibe.
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
It's cool.
~Jason
AJ the Hedgehog
Dear Annabeth, Percy and Athena,
What's your reaction to the perthena (Percy & Athena) love stories on fan fiction?
Dear AJ the Hedgehog,
Percy: *pales* No comment
Athena: You're kidding. First of all, Perthena sounds like something you'd hack out of your throat
Percy: Yeah it's like *cough cough* ew, I spit up some perthena
Athena: Second, he's a son of Poseidon
Percy: Yeah, that's my dad
Athena: Third, he's dating my daughter
Percy: Yeah, her daughter
Athena: Fourth, he takes everything I say, and makes into some comment
Percy: Yeah, some comment—oh.
Annabeth: Conclusion: No, just no
~Percy, Athena & Annabeth
Snow Wolfe6631
Dear Nico,
What made you want to go to camp and help them fight in the battle of the labyrinth? Was it your supposed crush on Annabeth? Was it your mixed up feelings about Percy? Or did you actually care about the camp enough to help them escape the same fate as Bianca?
From Snow Wolfe6631
Dear Snow Wolfe6631,
Um, the third one?
~Nico
DaughterOfLuna
NICO IS MINE!
Dear DaughteOfLuna,
Wh-what?
~Nico
DaughterOfLuna
Nico's aviator jacket is AWESOME! Also, u can get an aviator jacket online. Just look it up.
P.S. - Nico is MINE! Jk :D
Or am I?
Dear DaughterOfLuna,
I hope you are…kidding, I mean.
~Nico
KatyIrishDemigod
Dear Annabeth,
What is the most romantic thing Percy has ever done for you other than fall into you-know-where with you?
From
Katy The Irish Demigod, Daughter of Poseidon, Legacy of Iris
Dear Katy,
Annabeth: Well—
Percy: Everything.
Annabeth: *glares* Like purposely coming after me when we're on opposite teams of capture the flag?
Percy: Um—
Annabeth: Or 'accidentally' tripping me during dinner
Percy: Okay, that was an accident!
Annabeth: Yeah, sure, your foot was convinentally lying there
Percy: I was stretching!
Annabeth: Uh huh
Ecstatic
This is everything ecstatic being too lazy to log in.
Dear Nico,
Could you do me a favor? I don't really want to ask your dad directly, but could you pull some strings for me when I die? It would be great if you could make sure there are roller coasters and game consoles in Elysium. Thanks!
Dear Ecstatic,
I'll thing about it *cough* not *cough*. What, I didn't say anything.
~Nico
Dear everyone,
Is there like a god of happiness? Tell me if there is!
Dear Ecstatic,
Annabeth: None that I've heard of
Thalia: That's what Google is for
Percy: If there was, it would be me!
Artemis: Pssht, please. The way Apollo is always beaming, literally and not literally, I'd say it was him.
Apollo: Aw, thanks sis
Percy: Um no, it'd be me because I know the song Happy
Nico: As long as you don't sing—
Percy: "Because I'm happy, clap along if you feel like a room without a roof"
Thalia: Percy—
Percy: "Because I'm happy, clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth"
Annabeth: Percy—
Percy: "Clap along—"
Thalia: *kicks him* That's enough, thank you.
Percy: *groans* happiness killer
123
Dear Hades,
You're awesome.
Dear 123,
I know.
~Hades
Dear Athena,
Why did you have to be so mean to Annabeth when you told her to find the Athena Parthenon you just don't say, "you're no daughter of mine" to your daughter shame on you.
Dear 123,
Shame on me? Shame on you! Your letter should be addressed to Minerva, not me!
~Athena
Shadow Elizabeth Jackson
Dear Nico,
I'm your half-sister. Child of Hades.
Shadow
Dear Shadow,
Um…that's nice.
~Nico
butterflygirly99
Dear Aphrodite/Argo II crew,
What are your feelings on crazy OTPs like AnnabethxJason and PiperxLeo.
Dear Butterflygirly99,
Aphrodite: My thoughts: Why not?! Everyone should try someone new!
Piper: Mother! Me and Leo? No offense, but Leo's not my type.
Leo: Yup, I don't date beauty queens
Piper: *rolls eyes*
Aphrodite: Oh
Annabeth: Yeah, and Jason's not my type
Aphrodite: What's wrong with Jason? He's perfect!
Annabeth: That's just the problem
Piper: What do you mean?
Annabeth: I like Percy because he's not perfect. Jason's just gives off that aura like, 'I'm perfect'
Piper: He does?
Jason: I do?
Percy: You kind of do.
Leo: Of all the years I've known you, or thought I knew you, you did
Jason: Oh
*Awkward silence*
Hazel: No one judges you, though
Frank: *nods* Nope, no judging…at all
Annabeth: *awkwardly looks down* Umm…maybe we should move on…
All: Yeah…
~Aphrodite, Piper, Leo, Annabeth, Jason, Percy, Hazel & Frank