CAPTAINOBVIOUS11
dear hades
next time Percy sings do me a favor and drag him to taturus (no offense Percy)
Dear CaptainObvious,
Hades: Dually noted.
Percy: Hey, I'm your nephew!
Hades: And when you sing I pretend you're not.
~Hades & Percy
BaneOfOriginals
Dear Thalia,
Here you go *hands cheeseburger* so, now it's a "get together"?
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Well, you know, a get together sounds kind of lame. *Takes a bite of cheeseburger*.
Okay, you, know what, I'll tell you what. I'm full now so, maybe another day…?
~Thalia
Dear Nico,
That answer was pretty lame. Anyway, what's your favorite genre?
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Uhm…hmm. You know, that genre with the cool music…with the cool bands…and stuff.
~Nico
Dear Percy,
I didn't imply that Leo was Goth or emo, I said, if you were more punk, you could surpass Leo. You would be more badass as a punk.
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Percy: Well you know what? I don't care about your list anymore. I'll make my own list. It'll go, of course, me first. Then we'll have like Thalia or something, and guess what, you're not on it. *Sticks out tongue*
Thalia: *rolls eyes and takes a bite of burger* Are you serious Percy?
Percy: Dead serious.
Annabeth: So, Percy, you're not going to put your girlfriend second on the list, huh?
Percy: …
~Percy, Thalia & Annabeth
Dear Annabeth,
Actually, you aren't as bad as the Romans, but I don't like you as much as everybody else. Don't get me wrong, you'd be awesome for a study date, or a tutor, but you don't seem like the kind of person I would spend my time with.
Dear BaneOfOriginals
Annabeth: I just…wow…that, that hurt.
Thalia: C'mon, Annie. *Finishes burger* You're great for studying.
Annabeth: But I feel as though that's you think of me…a brain.
Percy: No, I think of you as an awesome girlfriend
Thalia: An awesome friend
Annabeth: Wow…okay
~Annabeth, Thalia & Percy
Dear Jason,
You got to admit, you were just introduced as a person, while you fought the other half of the war, seems a little sketchy.
Dear BaneOfOriginals
I-i suppose.
~Jason
Dear Apollo and Hestia,
If both of you adopted me, I'm sure I would turn at least 1/3 demigod.
Apollo & Hestia: *exchange a look* sure…
Apollo: *cough* not
~Apollo & Hestia
Dear Leo,
Have you seen the bed intruder song? You seem like the kind of guy who would enjoy that (like me!)
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Yesssssssssss! That was awesome. I don't think they ever caught the guy, though. Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, hide yo' kids, hide yo wife and hide your husband's cuz they're raping anybody out here…
~Leo
Dear Zeus,
You're a douche.
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Zeus: Well, that was rude. You don't see me walking around calling you names. You can't just call someone a douche.
Thalia: It's true.
Zeus: The love in this letter is just so warm and fuzzy it hurts.
Thalia: Was that supposed to be sarcasm?
Zeus: Noooooooo (sarcasm)
Thalia: Hey! I think it was!
~Zeus & Thalia
Dear Hera,
You seem like a bitch, although, I think it is justified. See, if Zeus could keep it in his pants, maybe you wouldn't seem like you were on your time of the month 24/7
Dear BaneOfOriginals
I…I half agree with that, mortal. The rest is insulting.
~Hera
Dear Kronos,
Oh wait, you're in Tartarus!
Dear BaneOfOriginals
Hardy, har, har. You think you're so funny, don't you?
~Kronos
Guest
My question:
Athena
What do you think about Percy and Annabeth?
It's a question most people would ask but I just want to know D
Dear Guest,
Athena: I…I trust Annabeth's intentions it's just Perseus that I have a hard time believing. He's just way too much like his father who is, in fact, an insensitive womanizer.
Annabeth: *groans* Mother!
Percy: Are you calling me an insensitive womanizer? You are, aren't you!
Annabeth: Percy is very, very sensitive.
Athena: Being too sensitive isn't always good Annabeth. He could become clingy.
Percy: You're kidding. I'm not sensitive enough, I'm too sensitive. What do you want from me, woman?
Athena: I want you to…be sensitive, but not too sensitive. What I mean is, you need to understand each other. In fact, I'm setting you up for dating counseling from yours truly! Okay, so...
Annabeth & Percy: *groans*
Guest
Lilop
sure about that?
Dear Lilop,
Um, sure about what?
~Nobody in particular
The ninja of Nature
Dear Hades,
Do you wear a samurai helmet like Lord Garmadon does?
Ps. You are epic x3 to the 100th power
NON (ninja of nature)
Dear the Ninja of Nature,
No, I do not. Moving on…
~Hades
Dear Artemis,
I did a report on you for school. Even tho I go to a Lutheran school. Also Can you help me choke Aphrodite to death? Also can you turn the boys in my class in to rabbits? I swear one gave me the rape face.
NON
Dear the Ninja of Nature,
Well, everyone know I'm worth writing a report on. I wouldn't hesitate to help you choke Aphrodite to death and yes, I will turn your male classmates into rabbits.
~Artemis
Dear Aphrodite,
QUIT SCREWING UP MY LOVE LIKE OR I WILL HIT YOU WITH A MALLET WACKO WARRENER STYLE!
If you do not know who he is look him up.
NON
Dear the Ninja of Nature,
Harsh.
~Aphrodite
Dear Leo,
If you and Calypso don't work out how about we go out? ;)
NON
Dear the Ninja of Nature,
Um…
~Leo
Dear Athean,
Does it bug you when people say aint? or spell you name wrong, or use bad grammer.
NON
Dear the Ninja of Nature,
*growls* Yes I do, thanks for asking.
~Athena
CAPTAINOBVIOUS11
dear Aphrodite shut the ƒ*** up you of all people should know I have a girl friend
Dear Captain Obvious,
And I am probably very happy for you…probably.
~Aphrodite
Dear Nico you didn't consider coach hedge!?
Dear Captain Obvious,
Um, moving on…
~Nico
Snow Wolfe6631
Dear Nico,
So when you were 10 or 11 you were already in love with Percy? Then why did you tell Annabeth you would come to camp for her?
Sorry, I know I'm making this difficult for you.
Snow Wolfe 6631
Dear Snow Wolfe,
Um…yes you are making this very difficult. Maybe you should just not ask me question. Yeah, let's try that.
~Nico
AJ the Hedgehog
Dear Argo II grew,
What if I told you your lives were based off of the "Percy Jackson and the Olympians" and "Heroes of Olympus"?
Dear AJ,
Annabeth: *narrows eyes* What do you mean?
Percy: Duh! That if I weren't here you wouldn't be here
Thalia: Please Percy, you're suffocating me with the size of your ego
Hazel: Considering I was born many years before Percé, I think I'll survive
Nico: Ditto
Jason: Well, I'm Roman anyways so…
Frank: I dunno, Percy's nice and all, but…
Percy: But what?
Frank: Nuthin'
~Annabeth, Thalia, Hazel, Nico, Jason, Frank
Iveya Jade's psycho mind 08
Leo I have to ask you one thing. What would you do if you had a half-sister that was also a fire user and was dating Percy and so you date Annabeth? Hazel and she are friends and then she breakers up with Perce and joins the hunters. How would you feel about all of this? Hephaestus is there really a girl like that? Aphrodite would you get the popcorn so we could watch this happen from the beginning?
Dear Iveya Jade,
Leo: Uh…and what are the chances of this happening?
Hephaestus: Uh, no…I don't think so
Aphrodite: Yes, yes, yes!
~Leo, Hephaestus, Aphrodite
Hey guys, sorry I didn't update sooner, but I literally had no time. You can thank Captain Obvious11 for this update because he's been bothering me about it for the past week. Anyways, hope you enjoyed! By the way, this isn't as easy as it seems. The questions are piling up. I don't want to do anything like a 1 question per person thing but...