Ask ch17
Hi guys. Sorry this took so long but I was busy with finals and vacation and my other stories and stuff. Plus, there were a lot of questions. Enjoy!
butterflygirly99
Dear Argo II crew,
What are your favorite TV shows?
butterflygirly99
Dear butterflygirly99,
Percy: Cartoons, of course.
Annabeth: I think I'm going to have to go with everything on the discovery channel.
Percy: Bor-ING!
Annabeth: Shut up.
Thalia: I don't watch a lot of TV but if I had to choose one I'd agree with Percy.
Leo: If YouTube was a TV show I'd choose that.
~Percy, Annabeth, Thalia & Leo
Dear Apollo,
A limerick by: butterflygirly99
There once was poetry queen,
A girl the age of 16,
Her rhyming was unflawed,
Better than some god,
So, Apollo, do you get what I mean?
From,
butterflygirly99 (the poetry queen)
Dear butterflygirly99,
Apollo: I think so…you're talking about Artemis, aren't you?
Artemis: IDIOT. She's talking about you, genius.
Apollo: Oh, Artemis…Artemis, Artemis, Artemis. It couldn't be me because my rhyming is awesome. Yours on the other hand…is not.
Artemis: When you come back with a brain, then we'll talk.
~Apollo & Artemis
Iveya Jade's psycho mind 08
Hephaestus c'mon you get out there a lot. Surely there's a girl like that somewhere right? Oh by the way Leo how do you feel about mechanical bulls? Aphrodite if Percy wasn't dating Annabeth who would you want him with?
Dear Iveya Jade's psycho mind 08,
Hephaestus: Well, when I find a girl like that, I'll let you know.
Leo: Bulls, huh? They could be awesome with the right parts I guess. Why do you ask?
Aphrodite: Well…I don't know. There are tons of girls I could see him with.
~Hephaestus, Leo & Aphrodite
randomness2121
Dear Nico,
When did you know you were ... Well you know
Dear randomness2121,
Um…I'm not exactly sure.
~Nico
Color o life
Dear Percy,
Don let em get you down I think you'd make an awesome god o happiness and I like the song happy too :)
Dear Color o life,
Percy: Thanks.
Thalia: *rolls eyes* Whatever, Percy.
Dear demigods,
Do you ever wish you were carefree mortals and that someone else had the burden and please don't pull off some valiant crap like 'I would neva force dat on any1'
Dear Color o life,
Percy: Well…sometimes I guess I just want a normal life but at the same time its fun knowing things that mortals don't.
Thalia: Exactly. Like gods and stuff.
Percy: And flying horses.
Leo: And dragons.
Annabeth: And smart people like me.
~Percy, Thalia, Leo & Annabeth
Dear gods (except Hestia and hades you both rock)
How can you live with yourself you've all done such terrible things in the myths and you're totally unfair, I mean that's just sooooo uncool
Dear Color o life,
Hera: Excuse me, but all of the things we did were justified.
Zeus: Yeah. We have reasons you know.
Ares: Exactly.
Hephaestus: Like marrying your own? Or throwing your son off a cliff or stealing you brother's wife?
~Hera, Zeus, Ares & Hephaestus
Dear Leo and Nico,
You should never feel lonely and should know that millions of fans adore you if you ever feel left out just check the internet and see the wonderful stuff people say about you both don't let anyone break you cuz nothing is worth the tears.
Dear Color o life,
Nico: Thanks…I guess.
Leo: Yeah thanks.
CAPTAINOBVIOUS11
Dear Percy
your ego weighs more than you do
Dear CAPTAINOBVIOUS11,
Percy: Um, I find that rude and unjustified.
Thalia: But it's true.
~Percy & Thalia
dear everybody (readers included)
you are welcome (for ch16)
Dear CAPTAINOBVIOUS11,
Everybody: Thanks.
~Everybody
BaneOfOriginals
Dear Thalia,
Damn. You're hard to get.
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
I know. How about this. I will go for a smoothie with you, okay? Happy?
~Thalia
Dear Nico,
You're being a tad bit smartassish. (Yes, Athena, I did just make up a word.)
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Nico: Excuse me?
Athena: We have dictionaries for a reason don't butcher the English language, thank you.
~Nico & Athena
Dear Percy,
Come on! I put you as number four! What's up with me not being on the list?
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Number 4? Number 4! It's a disgrace to my name!
~Percy
Dear Annabeth,
I really didn't mean for that to sound rude. I'm sorry. I would probably hang out with you a couple times.
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Thanks, that makes me feel so much better. *cough* not *cough*
~Annabeth
Dear Jason,
YOU'RE WORKING WITH THE ENEMY AREN'T YOU! (Again, sorry if you're not.)
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Um, no I'm not. Thanks for the concern.
~Jason
Dear Hestia and Apollo,
You guys are just being rude.
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Hestia: No it's just that—
Apollo: Face it Hestia. We're just being rude.
~Hestia & Apollo
Dear Leo,
YEAH! I thought it was funny. I also thought that it was funny that he never got caught.
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Yeah, it's awesome.
~Leo
Dear Zeus,
You are. You make Hera feel unloved. I wouldn't be surprised if one day she just dumped your paranoid ass.
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Nothing is stopping me from blasting you from Earth…just putting that out there.
~Zeus
Dear Hera,
I'm sorry, that came out wrong. You just seem so cold, ya know? I would say I understand, but I haven't been getting cheated on for eons.
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Finally, someone, a mortal of all people, understands. Somewhat.
~Hera
Dear Kronos,
I do, I try very hard to be funny. Do you still have the scars from being cut into a billion pieces? (Ps. I want your scythe.)
Dear BaneOfOriginals,
Please, I beg of you, just stop. Now. I said please.
PS. No, you can't have my scythe.
~Kronos
AJ the Hedgehog
Dear Aphrodite, can you punish Cupid for being an asshole to Nico & Jason?
Dear AJ the Hedgehog,
I'll see what I can do.
~Aphrodite
everything ecstatic
Dear everyone,
is there a god of randomness? If not I would gladly take the position. If so hi dad/mom!
Dear everything ecstatic,
Annabeth: No, there's not.
Percy: I would take the position but I'm already the god of happiness.
Thalia: *rolls eyes*
~Annabeth, Percy & Thalia
Dear whoever's on Olympus now,
will someone get Edward Snowden out of Russia?
Dear everything ecstatic,
Um, who?
~Everyone
Dear Rachel,
does it mean anything Oracle ish that sometimes when I can't sleep I write really dark poems?
Dear everything ecstatic,
No…no it doesn't.
~Rachel
Snow Wolfe6631
Dear Nico,
I would stop asking you questions but...
You never answered my previous one, so I'll keep bugging you.
Who's your favorite: Annabeth, Thalia, or Percy?
Snow Wolfe6631
PS if you answer this honestly, I might stop bothering you.
Dear Snow Wolfe6631,
Nico: Fine. Percy.
Percy: Aw, thanks Nico.
Nico: *pales then blushes* I've got to go now. *leaves*
Percy: What's up with him?
~Nico & Percy
Webboman077
I have a question for Percy, Nico, Jason, Leo, Connor and Travis.
You guys should make a heavy metal band and do stuff like iron maiden (they are my favourite band!) Leo at vocals, Percy, Nico and Connor at guitar and Percy does all the amazing guitar solos Jason at drums and Travis on bass! What do you think?
Dear Webboman077,
Percy: Have you heard Leo sing?! Every day in the shower. It's traumatizing.
Leo: Is not!
Percy: Therefore I will take over singing and all the awesome guitar solos.
Leo: Okay. I'll take drums then.
Jason: Fine. I'll take bass.
Travis: Fine. I'll also take guitar.
Nico: Hey! But I want drums.
Leo: Nope, I got them first.
Connor: Just play guitar.
Nico: *sulks in the corner*
~Percy, Leo, Jason, Travis, Nico & Conner
DemigodSavior
Dear Peeps of The Argo2 (along with Nico, Thalia, coach hedge, Reyna, Rachel and Octavian.),
Out of all of you guys, who sings the best? (We all know it isn't Percy)
Dear DemigodSavior,
Percy: Hold up. I don't know where that rumour came from but I think we can all agree that it's just a myth.
Annabeth: No it's not. Percy, you can't sing.
Thalia: Agreed. The best singer is…Octavian
Octavian: What?
Thalia: *smirks* you should try it. Go on, sing.
Jason: Yeah Octavian.
Rachel: You never know till you try.
Hazel: Agreed.
Frank: Yeah, try it.
Piper: Yeah.
Leo: I'm sure you'll be great at it.
Percy: No! I object!
~Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Octavian, Jason, Rachel, Hazel, Frank, Piper & Leo
Dear Nico,
I REALLY don't believe you when you say you only had a crush on Percy when you were younger. Not trying to get on your bad side.
Sincerely, DemigodSavior
Dear DemigodSavior,
Well, guess what. You're on my bad side.
Dear Percy,
Remember how you said u had a memory of a warm glow or a smile, and you thought it was Poseidon? Your Mom said it wasn't. So...
-DemigodSavior
Dear DemigodSavior,
I'm pretty sure it was, so…
~Percy
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