Ask ch17

Hi guys. Sorry this took so long but I was busy with finals and vacation and my other stories and stuff. Plus, there were a lot of questions. Enjoy!

butterflygirly99

Dear Argo II crew,
What are your favorite TV shows?
butterflygirly99

Dear butterflygirly99,

Percy: Cartoons, of course.

Annabeth: I think I'm going to have to go with everything on the discovery channel.

Percy: Bor-ING!

Annabeth: Shut up.

Thalia: I don't watch a lot of TV but if I had to choose one I'd agree with Percy.

Leo: If YouTube was a TV show I'd choose that.

~Percy, Annabeth, Thalia & Leo

Dear Apollo,
A limerick by: butterflygirly99
There once was poetry queen,
A girl the age of 16,
Her rhyming was unflawed,
Better than some god,
So, Apollo, do you get what I mean?
From,
butterflygirly99 (the poetry queen)

Dear butterflygirly99,

Apollo: I think so…you're talking about Artemis, aren't you?

Artemis: IDIOT. She's talking about you, genius.

Apollo: Oh, Artemis…Artemis, Artemis, Artemis. It couldn't be me because my rhyming is awesome. Yours on the other hand…is not.

Artemis: When you come back with a brain, then we'll talk.

~Apollo & Artemis

Iveya Jade's psycho mind 08

Hephaestus c'mon you get out there a lot. Surely there's a girl like that somewhere right? Oh by the way Leo how do you feel about mechanical bulls? Aphrodite if Percy wasn't dating Annabeth who would you want him with?

Dear Iveya Jade's psycho mind 08,

Hephaestus: Well, when I find a girl like that, I'll let you know.

Leo: Bulls, huh? They could be awesome with the right parts I guess. Why do you ask?

Aphrodite: Well…I don't know. There are tons of girls I could see him with.

~Hephaestus, Leo & Aphrodite

randomness2121

Dear Nico,

When did you know you were ... Well you know

Dear randomness2121,

Um…I'm not exactly sure.

~Nico

Color o life

Dear Percy,
Don let em get you down I think you'd make an awesome god o happiness and I like the song happy too :)

Dear Color o life,

Percy: Thanks.

Thalia: *rolls eyes* Whatever, Percy.

Dear demigods,
Do you ever wish you were carefree mortals and that someone else had the burden and please don't pull off some valiant crap like 'I would neva force dat on any1'

Dear Color o life,

Percy: Well…sometimes I guess I just want a normal life but at the same time its fun knowing things that mortals don't.

Thalia: Exactly. Like gods and stuff.

Percy: And flying horses.

Leo: And dragons.

Annabeth: And smart people like me.

~Percy, Thalia, Leo & Annabeth

Dear gods (except Hestia and hades you both rock)
How can you live with yourself you've all done such terrible things in the myths and you're totally unfair, I mean that's just sooooo uncool

Dear Color o life,

Hera: Excuse me, but all of the things we did were justified.

Zeus: Yeah. We have reasons you know.

Ares: Exactly.

Hephaestus: Like marrying your own? Or throwing your son off a cliff or stealing you brother's wife?

~Hera, Zeus, Ares & Hephaestus

Dear Leo and Nico,
You should never feel lonely and should know that millions of fans adore you if you ever feel left out just check the internet and see the wonderful stuff people say about you both don't let anyone break you cuz nothing is worth the tears.

Dear Color o life,

Nico: Thanks…I guess.

Leo: Yeah thanks.

CAPTAINOBVIOUS11

Dear Percy
your ego weighs more than you do

Dear CAPTAINOBVIOUS11,

Percy: Um, I find that rude and unjustified.

Thalia: But it's true.

~Percy & Thalia

dear everybody (readers included)
you are welcome (for ch16)

Dear CAPTAINOBVIOUS11,

Everybody: Thanks.

~Everybody

BaneOfOriginals

Dear Thalia,
Damn. You're hard to get.

Dear BaneOfOriginals,

I know. How about this. I will go for a smoothie with you, okay? Happy?

~Thalia

Dear Nico,
You're being a tad bit smartassish. (Yes, Athena, I did just make up a word.)

Dear BaneOfOriginals,

Nico: Excuse me?

Athena: We have dictionaries for a reason don't butcher the English language, thank you.

~Nico & Athena

Dear Percy,
Come on! I put you as number four! What's up with me not being on the list?

Dear BaneOfOriginals,

Number 4? Number 4! It's a disgrace to my name!

~Percy

Dear Annabeth,
I really didn't mean for that to sound rude. I'm sorry. I would probably hang out with you a couple times.

Dear BaneOfOriginals,

Thanks, that makes me feel so much better. *cough* not *cough*

~Annabeth

Dear Jason,
YOU'RE WORKING WITH THE ENEMY AREN'T YOU! (Again, sorry if you're not.)

Dear BaneOfOriginals,

Um, no I'm not. Thanks for the concern.

~Jason

Dear Hestia and Apollo,
You guys are just being rude.

Dear BaneOfOriginals,

Hestia: No it's just that—

Apollo: Face it Hestia. We're just being rude.

~Hestia & Apollo

Dear Leo,
YEAH! I thought it was funny. I also thought that it was funny that he never got caught.

Dear BaneOfOriginals,

Yeah, it's awesome.

~Leo

Dear Zeus,
You are. You make Hera feel unloved. I wouldn't be surprised if one day she just dumped your paranoid ass.

Dear BaneOfOriginals,

Nothing is stopping me from blasting you from Earth…just putting that out there.

~Zeus

Dear Hera,
I'm sorry, that came out wrong. You just seem so cold, ya know? I would say I understand, but I haven't been getting cheated on for eons.

Dear BaneOfOriginals,

Finally, someone, a mortal of all people, understands. Somewhat.

~Hera

Dear Kronos,
I do, I try very hard to be funny. Do you still have the scars from being cut into a billion pieces? (Ps. I want your scythe.)

Dear BaneOfOriginals,

Please, I beg of you, just stop. Now. I said please.

PS. No, you can't have my scythe.

~Kronos

AJ the Hedgehog

Dear Aphrodite, can you punish Cupid for being an asshole to Nico & Jason?

Dear AJ the Hedgehog,

I'll see what I can do.

~Aphrodite

everything ecstatic

Dear everyone,
is there a god of randomness? If not I would gladly take the position. If so hi dad/mom!

Dear everything ecstatic,

Annabeth: No, there's not.

Percy: I would take the position but I'm already the god of happiness.

Thalia: *rolls eyes*

~Annabeth, Percy & Thalia

Dear whoever's on Olympus now,
will someone get Edward Snowden out of Russia?

Dear everything ecstatic,

Um, who?

~Everyone

Dear Rachel,
does it mean anything Oracle ish that sometimes when I can't sleep I write really dark poems?

Dear everything ecstatic,

No…no it doesn't.

~Rachel

Snow Wolfe6631

Dear Nico,
I would stop asking you questions but...
You never answered my previous one, so I'll keep bugging you.
Who's your favorite: Annabeth, Thalia, or Percy?
Snow Wolfe6631
PS if you answer this honestly, I might stop bothering you.

Dear Snow Wolfe6631,

Nico: Fine. Percy.

Percy: Aw, thanks Nico.

Nico: *pales then blushes* I've got to go now. *leaves*

Percy: What's up with him?

~Nico & Percy

Webboman077

I have a question for Percy, Nico, Jason, Leo, Connor and Travis.
You guys should make a heavy metal band and do stuff like iron maiden (they are my favourite band!) Leo at vocals, Percy, Nico and Connor at guitar and Percy does all the amazing guitar solos Jason at drums and Travis on bass! What do you think?

Dear Webboman077,

Percy: Have you heard Leo sing?! Every day in the shower. It's traumatizing.

Leo: Is not!

Percy: Therefore I will take over singing and all the awesome guitar solos.

Leo: Okay. I'll take drums then.

Jason: Fine. I'll take bass.

Travis: Fine. I'll also take guitar.

Nico: Hey! But I want drums.

Leo: Nope, I got them first.

Connor: Just play guitar.

Nico: *sulks in the corner*

~Percy, Leo, Jason, Travis, Nico & Conner

DemigodSavior

Dear Peeps of The Argo2 (along with Nico, Thalia, coach hedge, Reyna, Rachel and Octavian.),
Out of all of you guys, who sings the best? (We all know it isn't Percy)

Dear DemigodSavior,

Percy: Hold up. I don't know where that rumour came from but I think we can all agree that it's just a myth.

Annabeth: No it's not. Percy, you can't sing.

Thalia: Agreed. The best singer is…Octavian

Octavian: What?

Thalia: *smirks* you should try it. Go on, sing.

Jason: Yeah Octavian.

Rachel: You never know till you try.

Hazel: Agreed.

Frank: Yeah, try it.

Piper: Yeah.

Leo: I'm sure you'll be great at it.

Percy: No! I object!

~Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Octavian, Jason, Rachel, Hazel, Frank, Piper & Leo

Dear Nico,
I REALLY don't believe you when you say you only had a crush on Percy when you were younger. Not trying to get on your bad side.
Sincerely, DemigodSavior

Dear DemigodSavior,

Well, guess what. You're on my bad side.

Dear Percy,
Remember how you said u had a memory of a warm glow or a smile, and you thought it was Poseidon? Your Mom said it wasn't. So...
-DemigodSavior

Dear DemigodSavior,

I'm pretty sure it was, so…

~Percy

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