DO NOT READ THIS CHAPTER UNTIL YOU READ THIS AUTHOR'S NOTE. SERIOUSLY. Okay, so, you guys have to understand that this story is rated T. NOT M, T...I think. So, guys, don't ask me M rated questions because I'm not going to answer them. For all of you who have given me great questions, this isn't meant for you but for those of you who have, it hasn't been just one person, I suggest that you stop. Another thing. RAPE ISN'T FUNNY. This story is meant to be funny but asking me questions about rape is unacceptable. I'm not going answer questions like that. Maybe you think it's funny, it's an opinion, but I don't. Don't ask me M rated questions, don't ask me questions about rape or sex or anything like that. Please. Like I said before, this story is rated t not m. Please don't put me in a situation like that. I'm asking you nicely. And this NOT for people who ask me good questions. Thanks. By the way, the format is kind of messed up so please ignore that.
Ch18
TrixsanStarr
Me- Demimagician has a crush on you Nico. How do you feel?
Dear TrixsanStarr,
Um...
~Nico
Demimagician- Leo, TrixsanStarr has a crush on you. How do you feel?
Dear Demimagician,
Well, I can't say I'm surprised. I'm irresistible.
~Leo
Musicforlife- Everyone, is it possibly for a blind demigod?
Dear Musicforlife,
Percy: Hmm, I think there was that one
Annabeth: Yeah
Thalia: I've never heard of any bind demigods.
Percy: *rolls eyes* Says the hunter.
Thalia: Whatever.
~Percy, Annabeth, Thalia
Snow Wolfe6631
Dear Nico,
I changed my mind. I'm still going to bug you.
If you had to pick a girl in the mythical world to date, who would you pick?
Dear Snow Wolfe6631,
Um, we had a deal.
~Nico
camphalfblood lover
Dear, piper
your way too good for Jason he is so stupid you can do so much better.
Dear camphalfblood lover,
Thanks, but I think I'm good with Jason.
~Piper
randomness2121
Dear Nico
When did you know you were ... Well you know
Dear randomness2121,
Um, to be honest, I don't really know.
~Nico
AJ the Hedgehog
Dear Leo and Percy,
What your favorite video game?
P.S. thanks Aphrodite!
Dear AJ the Hedgehog,
Percy: I don't often play videogames but I think if I were to, it'd be water related, I think
Leo: Ew, dude, why? Fire is way better. Something with a heat element.
Percy: *rolls eyes* Maybe to you.
~Percy & Leo
ecstatic
This is everything ecstatic.
Dear whoever,
Yay I am now the self-proclaimed goddess of randomness.
Dear everything ecstatic,
Percy: Congrats.
Annabeth: Um, no. There is no goddess of randomness.
Percy: There could be.
Annabeth: You can't just get up on day and say you're a goddess.
Percy: *gestures to self* It happened to me. I'm the god of happiness.
Annabeth: Whatever, Percy.
~Percy & Annabeth
Dear Poseidon,
So um the waves at the beach are always either too small or they knock me off my boogey board and almost drown me. Could you give me some better stuff? And also please get those crabs to QUIT PINCHING MY CUZ. It's quite annoying. Thanks bro!
Dear everything ecstatic,
First, I am not your 'bro'. Second I'll try to control the waves but there's not much I can do about those crabs.
~Poseidon
Dear Athena,
Please give me guidance on the book I'm writing.
Dear everything ecstatic,
Sure. One of the biggest mistakes a writer can make is mixing up those homonyms. Watch grammar, stuff like that basically.
~Athena
Dear whoever,
I am also the goddess of risks and illusions.
Dear everything ecstatic,
Annabeth: No, you're n—
Percy: Yes, she is. Deal with it.
Dear Hades,
My Great Aunt better be in Elysium. Or else...
Dear everything ecstatic,
Um…I'll check the records.
~Hades
NerdsAreTheBest
Dear Demeter,
What's with your obsession with cereal?
Dear NerdsAreTheBest,
Who doesn't have an obsession with cereal?!
~Demeter
redsneakers13
Dear Reyna,
Never try and make a move on Percy again or else I will have to maim you. Good day!
Dear redsneakers13,
I wouldn't…again.
~Reyna
Iveya Jade's psycho mind 08
Dear Aphrodite,
Would you pair Percy with Clarisse? I mean Ares hopefully won't kill him but I can imagine that.
Dear Iveya Jade,
Aphrodite: Well—
Percy & Clarisse: No!
Aphrodite: Aw, they even talk in unison!
~Aphrodite, Percy & Clarisse
Dear Leo,
Would you ride a mechanical bull? Would you fall for a witch?
Dear Iveya Jade,
Yes. No…actually maybe.
~Leo
Dear Nico,
You are awesome. I would love to be a child of Hades like you because of the cool powers and Stygian iron sword.
Dear Iveya Jade,
Thanks.
~Nico
the goddess of fangirls
Dear Leo and Percy,
Stay sassy.
Dear the goddess of fangirls,
Leo: Was planning on it.
Percy: Dually noted.
~Leo & Percy
Dear Argo 2 crew,
I want all of you to answer this. If you could get one wish from the gods for anything in the world what would you wish for?
Dear the goddess of fangirls,
Percy: I already have.
Hazel: I…would wish that I got to say goodbye to Sammy.
Leo: That my mom didn't have to die…and for Calypso to be free.
Percy: I did wish for that. It didn't happen.
Frank: That my mom didn't die either.
Piper: That my memories of Jason were real.
Jason: That I get to see Thalia again.
Annabeth: That Luke lived a better life.
~Percy, Hazel, Leo, Frank, Piper, Jason, Annabeth
Dear everyone and anyone,
Have you ever heard of a man named Rick Riordian?
Dear the goddess of fangirls,
Annabeth: No…is he someone famous?
Percy: Maybe he's a professional athlete.
Leo: Guys. Duh, he's an actor.
Thalia: Or an author.
All: *think this over*…nah.
~ Annabeth, Percy, Leo & Thalia
Dear the seven,
Do you like the my little ponies?
Dear the goddess of fangirls,
Leo: Of course.
Hazel: The what?
Leo: Hey, did I ever tell you what a chicken nugget was?
Hazel: Yes.
Annabeth: My little pony? Kind of a kids show, don't you agree.
Percy: Find your inner child, Annabeth.
~Leo, Hazel, Annabeth, Percy
TotallyNotJason
Hey Nico,
You should honestly just talk to the rest of your friends. Jason's a phenomenal guy, and he's really just trying to help. You're a great guy, too. They'd all understand. And, heck, EVERYONE had a crush on Percy at one point or other.
Dear Jason,
Nico: I know it's you. And not everyone has had a crush on Percy.
Annabeth: I have. Hazel?
Hazel: Maybe for like two seconds. Piper?
Piper: Um…I'm going to say yes.
Thalia: Well I most certainly have not. He's my cousin.
~Nico, Annabeth, Hazel, Piper & Thalia
Nbeth
Nico would you consider yourself gay or bi?
-Nbeth (Nicole Bethany Stevans)
Dear Nbeth,
Um…
~Nico
redsneakers13
Dear Percy and Annabeth,
I don't know why people don't think you're badass. If there was a god and goddess of badassness, you guys would fill the position.
Dear redsneakers13,
Percy: Thanks!
Annabeth: No, thanks.
-Percy & Annabeth