an~ heres the funny puck and sabrina scene i was asked for. dosent really have much to do with tissues, but i wanted a new angle and this was the best i could come up with. slightly AU. you know what i would like? reviews. the button wont bite you.

Puck sighed. Sabrina looked up curiously.

"I'm bored."

"Not my problem." Sabrina looked back down.

"I can make it your problem."

"Is that a threat?"

"Maybe."

"Then go shopping with Granny."

"Shopping where?"

"Wal-Mart."

"Since when do we have a Wal-Mart in Ferryport Landing?"

"I'm not sure."

Just then, Granny Relda walked into the room. "Lieblings, I'm going to Wal-mart with Daphne and Red, either of you coming?"

"Sure." Puck shrugged.

"Then you're coming too, Sabrina."

"What?" Sabrina blinked at her Grandmother.

"Well, Jake is driving, and I don't want you home alone."

"But I've stayed home alone before!"

"No you haven't ."

"Well, just with Daphne."

"Don't I count?" Daphne asked, hurt.

"Well, yeah but..."

"Good!" Daphne grinned. "c'mon then!" Daphne proceeded to drag Sabrina to the car, amidst much protesting by the latter.

After an extremely awkward and crowded car ride, Sabrina was pushing a cart down ah aisle of Wal-Mart. "All right, Sabrina, You and Puck can go find the paper goods. Get a lot, too, we're stocking up!"

Sabrina sighed, abandoned the cart, grabbed Puck's wrist, pulling him away from the magazines he was staring at, and began dragging him towards the paper goods section.

"Those models are weird." Puck muttered.

Sabrina grunted.

"I mean, do they know how to get DRESSED, or did they just forget for the pictures?"

"Probably a combination of both." Sabrina muttered.

"What are we doing, anyway?"

"Getting "paper goods""

"which are...?"

Sabrina rolled her eyes. "paper plates, napkins, paper towels, toilet paper... that sort of thing."

"Oh, so it's like, stuff thats made out of paper!"

"Really."

Puck looked at her. "What?"

"Are you on drugs or what? I mean, first you don't know what we're doing, then you don't know what PAPER goods are..."

"NO. I'm just a little out of it today."

"Obviously. Here we are, by the way. You get the paper towels, toilet paper and the tissues, I'll get the rest of the stuff."

"And where are we going to put this stuff?"

"Oops." Sabrina began scanning for a cart.

"And you said I was out of it."

"Can you change into a shopping cart?"

"Ummm... I've never tried."

"Could you try? Cause I don't feel like going back to the other side of the store for a cart we'll just have to get rid of later anyway."

"Sure." Puck started to spin around.

"Not now! Sabrina said hurriedly. "Once you've got your stuff!"

"Oh. Ok."

Both teens began searching for their items. Sabrina had collected all of her stuff and put it in a pile on the side of the aisle, and she began looking for Puck. He was at the end of the aisle, looking lost. Sabrina walked ovetr to him.

"What's up?"

"I found everything but the toilet paper."

"They've GOT to have toilet paper. Look harder."

"I found something that looks like it."

"What?"

"Bath tissue."

Sabrina sighed. "Bath tissue IS toilet paper, dummy."

"Well, how was I supposed to know that?"

"It looks like it, for one thing."

"Couldn't they just CALL it toilet paper."

"I dunno. I think there's some law against saying the phrase toilet paper in public. Some little old ladies might be offended."

"The Old Lady wouldn't be."

"Granny's different."

"I've noticed that."

"You haven't noticed much else today."

"I got like, 2 hours of sleep last night, ok?"

"Why?"

"No reason."

"Suuuure." Sabrina rolled her eyes, but dropped it. "Try for the shoppiung car now, kay?"

Puck spun around on hius heel and turned into a lime green shopping cart with orange stripes.

"Wow." Sabrina stared. "Flashy."

The shopping cart somehow managed to give off a smug sounding creak. Sabrina rolled her eyes, loaded the paper goods into the cart, and pushed the cart back to Granny.

"Where's Puck?" Daphne asked.

"Look at the cart." Sabrina said.

"Wow. I've never seen a cart like that." Red widened her eyes.

"thats because Mr. Space-out IS the cart." Sabrina replied.

"Mr. Space-out?" Granny raised her eyebrows, pulling the Puck-cart towards the checout.

"He was completely out of it the entire time we were shopping." Sabrina rolled her eyes.

"Why?" Red asked.

The shopping cart creaked, and began rolling towards the checkout on its own.

Sabrina gaped. "Are you kidding? I pushed you over here all that way and you could've gone on your own? That's not cool."

The shopping cart creaked smugly.

Sabrina shook her head and sighed. "You are impossible."

Back in the car, after the groceries had been paid for and loaded into the jalopy, Uncle Jake asked, "So how was the shopping trip?"

"Don't ask." Sabrina muttered.

"I had fun." Daphne said. "We bought a lot of food that looks REALLY yumlicious and-"

"Yumlicious?" Granny interrupted Daphne.

"It's my new word." Daphne grinned.

"Why am I not surprised?" Sabrina asked.

"I learned something today." Puck announced.

"Really? What?" Uncle Jake asked.

"That toilet paper is supposed to be called bath tissue to avoid offending impressionable audiences."

"Apparently he learned some new vocabulary waords, too." Sabrina muttered.

"What do they mean?" Daphne asked.

"Which ones?"

"Mostly impressionable."

"It means someone who's easily affected by something.

"Technically, most of this car would be considered by experts to be impressionable?" Puck asked thoughtfully.

"Yeah, I guess it would." Sabrina replied.

"How did this come about?" Uncle Jake asked.

"We were supposed to get the paper goods and SOMEONE couldn't find the toilet paper." Sabrina shot Puck a pointed look.

"Look, it's not MY fault they didn't call it the same thing!" Puck shot back.

"MOST people would've figured it out!" Sabrina accused.

"I told you I'm low on sleep!"

"But you didn't say why!"

"Do you two have to turn EVERYTHING into an argument?" Red asked.

"Not EVERYTHING,no." Sabrina answered.

"Name ONE time." Daphne challenged.

"Ummm..." Sabrina thought.

"There was that time when we... no, that ended up as a fight, too." Puck wrinkled his forhead.

"I know!" Sabrina exclaimed. "That time when we were handcuffed together and then we had that talk at night and yeah..." Sabrina trailed off when she realized everyone but Uncle Jake was looking at her curiously.

"I don't remember that." Daphne said thoughtfully.

"You were asleep, Marshmallow." Puck answered.

"Oh." She replied. "Why DO they call it bath tisue?"

"I dunno." Red shrugged.

"Maybe it's because its almost like tissue paper..." Granny said thoughtfully.

"Eeew." Daphne wrinkled her nose.

"We're home!" Uncle Jake interrupted.

They climbed out of the car and began unloading groceries. Once they were done, Sabrina went back to the book she had been reading earlier. Puck followed her. Sabrina ignored his many ploys to get her attention until he stole her book. That was the last straw.

"Puck. Gimme the book." Sabrina reached up towards the fairy who was flutering near the ceiling. "Now."

"No. I'm bored."

"So?"

"Entertain me."

"Tell me why you stayed up so late last night and maybe I will."

"Never."

Sabrina climbed onto the arm of the couch, and jumped for Puck's outstretched arm. She missed, and ended up falling towards the ground. Puck caught her.

"Just tell me, does it have something to do with the fact that all our toilet paper dissapeared overnight?"

"Maybe."

"What did you do with it, and will I hurt you when I find out?"

"Not telling, and no."

"Tell."

"We've been over this already. No."

"Puck, I'm not gonna give up until I know."

Puck sighed. "Fine. You know that girl at school?"

"Which one?"

"The one who insulted you."

"Oh." Sabrina said, attempting to keep from clenching her fists. "That one."

"Yeah, her."

"So what did you do?"

"I kinda toilet papered her house and then wrapped her in the extra last night."

"Wow." Sabrina stopped grabbing for the book for a minute, blinking at Puck. "Why?"

Puck Shrugged. "I dunno, she just made me mad."

"Join the club." Sabrina said wryly.

"Yeah." Puck replied. "We actually should start a club for that."

"For what?"

"People who mutually hate other people."

"Needs a cooler name." Sabrina said.

"Like what?"

"I dunno."

"How about the Bathroom Tissuers?"

Sabrina blinked, then shrugged, deciding to go with the flow for once. "Works for me."

Puck grinned. "I call being president!"

"Then I'm dictator for life." Sabrina said. "And I command you to give me my book back."

"No way." Puck put the book behind his back.

"Gimme!" Sabrina reached out for the book, still standing on the arm of the couch, lost her balance, and fell on Puck. There was a small tussel, which ended with Sabrina triumphantly clutching the book and sitting on Puck's lap on the floor.

Daphne picked that moment to walk in. She took one look around and backed out. "Sorry for interrupting!"

"Daphne!" Sabrna called, getting up quickly. "it's not what it looks like!"

"Suure it's not." Daphne called back.

"She's going on the Bathroom Tissuers' list." Sabrina muttered.

"Definitely." Puck nodded.

"Hey." Sabrina said thoughtfully. "We just agreed on something."

"Actually, we had almost a whole conversation that wasn't a fight." Puck realized.

"I'm not qulte sure I agree with that, but it was closer than usual." Sabrina grinned.

"Maybe we'll get there eventually." Puck laughed, and stole Sabrina's book again. The rest of the day was a contest between the two, Sabrina trying to get the book and Pcuk playing keep-away.