Surprise I am ALIVE oh well who cares xD I am very lazy
The air was stale and musty when it filled Marks senses as he woke from being unconscious,his face was laying down on the damp dirt sticking onto his cheek when he started to sit up straight.
"I would take it easy if I were you that elite did you a good one, surprised you're still in one piece." A voice came out from the shadows as my tried to adjust to the darkness and find the owner of the voice.
The sum light reflected lightly onto a large blue hulk of armour resting in the corner of the 'pit' I was I as well. Looking closely I noticed that the armour was that of a Spartan IV ding by large impacts, blackened by fire and moltenly twisted at edges where plasma left its touch. Partially faded was the name Thorne on the chest plate, above that was the bruised and battered face of Spartan IV Gabriel Thorne.
My voice hoarse and dry " F-F *Cough* Fancy seeing you here Gabriel... Looks *cough* like you were welcomed by the whole house." I said with a sneer.
"You're still a pain in the arse even when stomped on eh?" Thorne said chuckling dryly "But anyways welcome to the Pit where we fight for the humor of the elites" spitting blood cover spit to the side in distaste.
"That's new ... And you're here because you touched the black box didn't you? And you teleported in the middle of the elites tea party." I said grining a nod from the Spartan.
"The box started to fluctuate and sent the ship into havoc throwing off the the electric grid killing gravity, and when it came back online I was falling and warped into the middle of an elite platoon..." He explained as I winced at the last part.
"Sounds about right" I mumbled as I patted myself down and grabbing a crushed bag of chips from NY cargo pants "That LIZARD CRUSHED MY CHIPS!" Shouting out gaining the attention of the guard and a large cartoony tick mark appear on Thornes forehead all while the dust of the crushed chips leaked out of the ripped bag in my clenched fist.
A Sangheili Minor dropped down into the pity 'Silent human death will come now' it growled in accented broken english tossing a cylinder at my feet 'Pick up or die swiftly!' It said while walking forward activating its own cylinder into a energy sword.
A small group of upper ranking elites circling above the edges of the pit spectating the match.
"Your turn now kid I kept your ass safe when you were out return the favor.." Thorne said as he drifted off into unconsciousness.
"Oh Hell no" picking up the large cylinder and activating it from the side releasing the brilliant white superheated plasma, the heat warming my cold hands.
The elite grew a shit eating grin with its mangles jaws when it saw me activate the sword as we began to slowly circle one another testing and observing opening and weaknesses.
"SCREW YOU WHERE IS MILKY WHITE!" I shouted throwing my sword at the elite like a angry school girl throwing her bag at her cheating boyfriend filled with rage as it arched towards the Elite.
Catching it by the surprise the elite stepped back eyes wide as the sword was embedded in its chest. 'What' the elite garbled out as it fell to its knees its eyes glazing over while I stood over it, looking down at it like a giant to a ant at its foot.
Bending down low (camera zooms in to my face as it wrinkles up my eyes glow red and bloodshot the veins in my neck bulge while my lips bull back into a snarl with sweat starting to drip down my face)
*CHIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP DIIIIIIPPPPP POTATOOOOOOO CCCCCCHIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP!" the chant beginning to form as the pistons in my legs began to move my body up slowly and back down as smacked into the elites dead face.
*CHIIIP DIIP POTATAA CHIIP!" The chant picking up speed along with my speed.
"Chiip DIIP potato Chip CHIP DIP POTATO CHIP!"
The elites above took a step back in disturbed confusion and disgust snarling and barking at each other in their native language.
"CHIP DIP POTATO CHIP CHIP DIP POTATO CHIP DIP POTATO CHIP DIP POTATO CHIP!" I shouted I continue to teabag the dead elite.
There was a thud of a large creature landing behind me but I was too entranced by my work of art as the elites face began to be pounded into the dirt.
I was suddenly kick off of my victim as I was sent crashing into the side of the pit dirt falling on top of be as pain blossomed from my side indicating bruised or possibly broken ribs..
"WHO DARES DISTURB MY POTATO CHIPS!" I spoke in a deep gruff voice looking up to face my attacker as it picked me up from my shirt lifting me off the ground.
As my vision cleared I stared into the eyes of a butt ugly elite with milky eye "Ah Milky White you have answered my calls* I growled out staring defiantly into his arse like face .
" Vile creature i am glad I finally have the chance to purge you from existence as such my past intentions were before we were so rudely interrupted." Sneering it threw me to the opposite corner with ease. "I will fight you in what you humans call a 'fist fight'" peeling off its armour leaving in it basic under armour garb.
A sadistic grin appeared on my face as I put my fists up in a boxing position, spreading my legs and starting to hop on one leg to another like in the boxing matches.
Huffing in annoyance Milky white crouched down low entering his own combat style fists up while keeping eye with me. While we circled around in a hoppy circle as crowd continued to be silent due to the suspense and killing intent being immersed in the pit by the combatants, but that didn't stop them from placing bets as the slapped silver glowing cards into each others hands without looking away in fear of missing a moment.
"tonight you die!" Milky shouted rushing forward a right haymaker making it beeline towards me, wind being snapped in visible white waves from the force. As a snarling grin appeared on it contorted face believing in a easy win.
Swerving my body and moving inside its breathing space using its momentum against it as it became unbalanced from not connecting, I launched a quick punch combo into its face bruising its face and breaking a mandible.
"Never underestimate your opponent" while I delivered powerful uppercuts to its abdomen.
"I could say the same" it spat out with purple tinted spit as it delivered a unexpected elbow strike across my face making me reel back stumbling a few steps back to which it took full advantage of to give a flurry of fists into my abdomen and arms as I brought up to protect my face in a crude boxing guard.
Sweeping low i kicked out, knocking its feet from under itself as if fell to the ground mid-punch. launching forward on top of it i began my own flurry of blows on its face as my knees pinned its arms to the ground.
"Doesn't feel so good getting beat up huh" I shouted as a threw a final hit onto its bloody face and getting up slowly from its limp form. Looking at the others around the pit "ANYONE ELSE DARE CHALLENGE ME!"
All of the spectating elites backed off from the edges of the pit barking at each other in their native tongue. "Pfft i was just warming up. . ." I said outloud as i took out another bag of chip from thin air and began to munch on them as i sat on top of the downed elites chest.
Short chapter I did this out of boredom not much to do recommend and free to play games? because I am poor and cant afford good games D; oh well review commenting your opinon you made it this far i think you owe it to me...