Thanos had begun laughing, which sounded like he was being smothered with a pillow, and tore open the front of his head with his hand. As he was laughing madly, you spotted what would allow him to do that. He had another Infinity Gauntlet!

"What is it, Y/n? Are you shocked that you are not the only with another Gauntlet?" he asked, still laughing to himself, "like yours, this one can reverse any move made by its predecessor, and the original is hopeless to stop it," he monologues, "this is... the Infinity Gauntlet... 3!" you and Gawain gasp.

"You..." Gawain

"With this, I will be unstoppable!" Thanos holds his Infinity Gauntlet 3 with his other hand, "Gawain will be mine forever~! Now die, Y/n!" he fires a bolt of pure energy at you. It's too fast for you to react, but Gawain jumps in front of you, taking the blow.

"Gawain!" both you and Thanos scream.

"How could you?!" you shout at Thanos, "you loved him too!" at that, Thanos' expression darkened.

"I love no one." He says, and warps time and space around your head, instantly killing you due to having a very important body part exposed to outer space. At least, he would have killed you, if you didn't sneeze at the last second. Your nose was feeling seriously irritated. You wondered why, but your thoughts were interrupted by the source of it.

"Fear not, friends, I, Mr. Merlin have arrived." It was your buddy, Merlin, standing there in all his flowery glory! You rubbed your nose only to sneeze again. Damn Merlin, you wish he wouldn't cover himself in flowers all the time, it makes him even harder to be around than he all ready is.

"Merlin!" you shout excitedly, going up to him before the pollen throws you back.

"Mer...ghn..." Gawain mumbles on the floor, half-dead.

"It seems you two have found yourselves in quite a predicament! While I, Merlin, am usually content to sit back and watch, I cannot ignore my dear friends cries for help!"

"We didn't-" you say.

"Shut up," Merlin says just a bit less cheerfully, "the people have spoken!" Merlin continues, "Thanos! Your reign of terror on this world has gone on for far too long, my Master will defeat you once and for all!" you didn't hold Merlin's command seals, or ever have a contract with him, he was just a bit of a nutter.

"'My Master will defeat you?' Merlin... Aren't you gonna fight too?" you ask your friend. You could use the extra manpower now that Gawain was incapacitated.

"No! I'm getting out of here as soon as I can! Mr. Merlin isn't good at fighting, he's a wizard, you see~!" Merlin spits out rapidly, referring to himself in the third person, "but before I leave, come, Y/n. Come here and give your friend Merlin a hug!" He pulls you close, and no doubt tries to cop a feel. You're too busy blowing your nose on his robes to give one though. Before you can pull away, Merlin whispers something in your ear. This will make up for the disadvantage of not having Merlin there to fight with you. You nod, and a grin breaks out across your face.

"Once you ladies are done kissing, I have some ass-kicking for you!" Thanos yelled, going absolutely insane at all the distractions. He wanted to kill you right away so he could fix up Gawain and lie together with him for the rest of time. He couldn't stand it any longer, so he fired energy from his gauntlet with an aim as indiscriminate as God's love for his children.

"Looks like that's my cue to leave!" Merlin waved, "bye Gawain, Master~" he dissipated, leaving flower petals in his wake. At this point, your eyes were near swollen shut, and your nose seemed to have sprung a leak, but you still had to concentrate on beating Thanos. You dodged the energy as well as you could, trying to find an opening in Thanos' near impenetrable defense. It was a hopeless dream really, he left no openings. As you were about to give up, collapse to the floor exhausted, you heard Gawain whisper something you couldn't make out. Only once you felt an enormous wave of heat did you realize what it was.

"Excalibur Galantine...!" Gawain bought down his Noble Phantasm upon Thanos. It had little damaging effect on him, but it made him stop firing, so you took the chance to use the boon Merlin had bestowed upon you.

"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" Thanos said as he saw you pull out the Infinity Gauntlet 2000 Redux. Your friend Merlin really came through for you this time, what you thought was him just being a creep earlier, was actually him slipping you the Infinity Gauntlet 2000 Redux! You steel yourself for the knock back, and blow a hole in the universe in the general direction of Thanos.

"FUCKING BITCHES MAN" Thanos yelled as he fell into the bad soup of the not-universe to his death.

As soon as you could confirm Thanos' death and add it to your kill count, you rushed towards Gawain.

OH NO IT LOOKS LIKE THE END IS UPON US AND NOT JUST IN REAL LIFE WHAT WILL HAPPEN WILL GAWAIN LIVE WILL I FINALLY WRITE ANOTHER H-SCENE? WRITE A COMMENT WITH WHAT YOU WANNA SEE NEXT CHAPTER PLS.