an~ ever heard the term purpling? in case you haven't, guys are blue, girls are pink/red and when they mix you get purple! see? yeah, i've never done daphne's 1st POV or present tense befor, so this is new for me.

Sabrina and Puck are figting again. Big surprise. It's getting on my nerves. I mean, it's bad enough when they fight on their own time, but they're entirely monopolizing the conversation! Monopolizing is a cool word. I learned it the other day at school. I like to cave conversation at dinner. Mom does too, and she's getting annoyed. That's not good. Hey wait, they're taking a break! Better jump in before they start again.

"I learned something new in school today." I say.

"That's nice, Daphne." Mom says. "What is it?"

"Well, there was this couple in the hall and they were kissing and one of the teachers yelled 'no pupling' at them so I asked him what it meant, and he told me that girls are pink and boys are blue and when they mix they make purple, so when they so couple stuff it's called purpling."

"Wow." Sabrina blinks at me. I deverted her. Cool. "Who was this couple?"

"Why do you care, Grimm?" Puck asks.

"Because, unlike SOME people, I have friends. It might have been one of them." Sabrina says. Oh no, not MORE fighting.

"It was Bella and Wendell." I jump in before the fight starts again.

Sabrina blinks again. "Since when are they going out?"

"I think since Bella confessed that she's not really evil." I reply.

"When was that?" Sabrina asks.

"That day you were sick." I answer.

"That explains it." Sabrina has a look of knowledge now.

I think the path of danger has been safely avoided for now. Yup. Conversation at the table resumes, with Puck and Sabrina bickering quietly every now and then, but not full out fighting anymore. My powers of deversion really are mucho awesome-o.

But I'm not perfect either, and I want to have a little fun. So I think I'm going to tease Sabrina and Puck. I know I sholdn't have read hi journal, but it was too good to resist! It's like a chocolate bar for a starving person! So I know aaaaallll his secrets. It's fun.

"I know some other purplers!" I sing-songed.

Sabrina and Puck both blushed slightly. Actually, Puck turned bright red. I'm evil, I really am.

"Who?" Red asked. She knows too. What? I tell Red everything. She's my best friend, after all.

"Puck knows too!" I'm having soooo much fun with this.

"Tell me! Tell me!" Red is an absolutely amazing actress!

Pucks face is now beet red. Sabrina's looking a combination of embarresed, curious, and jealous. Does she actually think he could like somebody besides her? Wow. It's so obvious! Should I tell her that I read her diary too? Probably not. I like being alive. But I can play with her brain.

"Guess who else knows?" I ask Red.

"I dunno." Red shrugs.

"Sabrina!" I say.

Now Sabrina's as red as Puck. Awww, they match!

"Who is it?" Red's whining now.

I grin. "It's- drumroll, please."

Red obligingly beats her hands on the coffee table.

"It's them!" I point to Puck and Sabrina.

Now they're both even redder than before, if that's possible. Sabrina stands up. Puck joins her.

"I don't have to stay here and listen to Daphne make up fantasy stories." Puck scoffs, but we both know that he's the one making up the story.

"Soooo not true, Dph." Sabrina says. The two of them stalk out.

"Purple!" I call after them. Sorry. Couldn't resist.