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Kari&Mei: Without further ado, we present you 'The Queen, The Dog, The Demon and The Clown - The Dog takes action'!


The Queen, The Dog, The Demon and The Clown - The Dog takes action

Like Sebastian had said, Allen was up and about in the mansion by the next morning, helping out Mey-rin with the dishes, early morning, to be exact. It was 5 o'clock, the sun beginning to rise and ready to wake up the whole world.

Allen assumed that his friends would be downstairs or wandering about the mansion by then since back in the Black Order they'd usually be awake in around five in the morning or even three. But it seems like the soft beds of the guest rooms were keeping his friends from even getting off the bed. Allen can understand, of course.

Even Allen himself had trouble of urging himself to get up from the soft, captivating and very comfortable bed. Can't blame them, the mattresses back at the Order were rock stiff that they would usually gain cramps because of the hard surface. Another reason in why Allen would usually avoid Kanda at those hours. He's even grumpier and easily pissed in the morning.
One time, Lavi was stupid enough to try and glomp the brooding samurai and had earned cuts all over and a broken nose. Allen almost pitied his friend. Almost.

"Mister Walker?" The unmistakable voice of Sebastian spoke as the door creaked open, revealing a rather surprised looking Sebastian. Allen hummed and glanced back at Sebastian inquiringly. Wide silver eyes blinked before a single white slender eyebrow rose. "Yes, Mister Sebastian?"

"You don't need to do all the work, Mister Walker. You have only just recovered," Sebastian replied, taking the remaining dishes before plopping them into the sink. He took off his gloves before proceeding to wash the plates and cups.

Allen blinked and sighed as he trudged out of the kitchen.

Sitting down by the ledge of the French window, Allen stared out of the window and once again, sighed.

"Both of you, stop arguing!" The enraged voice of a certain female excorcist broke the silence. 'Lavi must've pissed Kanda off,' the whitette thought, staring at the broad marble staircase with wide silver eyes and a sly smirk.

Speaking of the teal haired exorcist, Lenalee walked down the stairs, yawning, her hair still in her short tresses of teal hair that were dishelved from her deep slumber. "Oh! Good morning, Allen!" She cooed, rubbing sleep from her eyes violet eyes.

Allen smiled at her friend.

"Good morning, Lenalee. What happened upstairs?" Allen asked. Before Lenalee could open her mouth and let the words escape from her throat—

SLAM!

the sound of a door slammed shut resonated from the second floor.

"Kanda?" Allen whispered after a few seconds passed, still in awe of the loud noise. "Yeah. Lavi called him Yuu again. Idiot..." The female excorcist replied, sitting herself next to the cursed teen.

Lavi wandered down the stairs,almost falling over a step. "Good morning, Lenalee, Allen-chan," he mumbled sleepily, clutching the railing of the stairs tightly.

'He had the 'chan' honorfic for me but not Lenalee?' Allen thought, disgruntled.

"Good morning, Lavi!" Lenalee chirped brightly. Allen didn't greet the older not because of anything severe, mind you, he was just busy pouting at the red head.

A smirk suddenly played on Allen's lips as a sudden thought crossed his little mind.

"So, 'forgotten' to not piss Kanda in the morning. Again." Allen snarked, nudging the red haired excorcist teasingly.

"I was sleepy, Allen-chan! I forgotten that Yu—Kanda isn't a morning person!" The red head lamented, messing up his already messy red hair even more.

Both Allen and Lenalee stared at Lavi with unamused expressions, thinking the same thing almost simultaneously, 'He 'forgotten'...? After what Kanda did to him the last time...? Baka...'


"Lavi, you sure you can go against me? Last time you did, you got around...what? Two permanent bruises?" "Three. The eye, darling. The eye." Lavi corrected his white haired friend instantly, disgruntled that Allen had almost ruined his only usable eye. Brat...

Allen's lips twitched up slightly as he nodded in affirmation. "Right."

Once they arrived at their destination, Kanda of course, was there training.

"Yuu-chan~!"

Ah...thank god Allen dismissed himself before the end was at Nigh.


"Don't worry Lavi. Just let Kanda cool off for a while," Lenalee smiled encouragingly, patting the rabbit-ish excorcist that sat across her on the back. "Sure! I'll let Yuu-I mean Kanda calm down!"

Speaking of which, a certain raven haired excorcist walked down the stairs, with his usual scowl plastered on his features. "Good Morning, Yuu—I mean Kanda!" the red haired excorcist greeted, saving his head from being decapitated on the last second.

"You wanna die, Baka Usagi?" The raven haired teen spat threatheningly at the greeting before he sat down next to Allen.

"Morning, Kanda!" "Good morning, BaKanda..."

"I can see that you're still a baka moyashi, Baka moyashi.." Kanda growled, gritting his teeth as dark eyes glared at silver.

Allen opened his mouth to retort when—

"Breakfast will be served in a few minutes, guests," Sebastian announced, preventing any bickering from going further.

A certain white haired exorcist perked up at the mention of the meal, briskly standing up as he almost raced to the dining hall. Lenalee smiled warmly at the action and followed behind her friend, Lavi in tow.

"Che...Baka." Kanda muttered to himself before trudging towards the dining hall.

Ciel Phantomhive sat at the head of the table, an authoritive aura floating around him as he took his place.

"You," he mentioned, pointing his finger at Allen. The whitette snapped to attention, looking at the child directly in the eye. "Yes?" He replied, sitting up straight.

At that moment, Sebastian came along with Mey Rin, Bard and Finny laying down dishes of cakes, buns, biscuits and pastries of all sorts.

"The Queen Elizabeth has heard about you're coming to London," Ciel began, watching Sebastian cut a small slice of cake before levering it out and placed it onto Ciel's plate.

"What does her highness need our help with?" Allen asked, taking a piece of brioche from a silver platter and biting on the soft surface of the bread.

Ciel stabbed his cake and chewed slowly. The cursed teen patiently waited for a reply.

"her highness requested of her Dog to convince the head of a village that wouldn't allow her highness to build a on their land." the arrogant child muttered, shoving his fork into the desert.

"Apparently, the head of the village rejected the offer due to a 'Demon Dog' haunting said village."

Allen suddenly choked on his food when the obviously more than occult story was told by the young child. Lenalee patted Allen's back gently to help the still choking teen. A glass of water appeared in Allen's vision, he eagerly took the glass from gloved hand and with same eagerness, gulped the liquid down, sighing in relief once the food was in his stomach.

Lavi, being a Bookman, of course questioned the legitimacy of the occult story. "'Demon Dog'? What are you talking about?" The red head inquired, green eye piercing at blue eyes that accepted the unspoken challenge without hesitance.

"We know nothing of that. But her highness did request for two of your group to be tagging along." Ciel started as he chewed on the small piece of cake.

The four exorcists hunched their muscles. Tightly gripping at the edge of the table. "So...who'd the two people be?"

Ciel looked at Allen with a scrutinising stare, and pointed at the whitette with the utensil in hand, "You," the utensil directed by the young boy's hand pointed at the person next to Allen. Which, gave Allen a sense of never ending dread. "and you." Ciel finished as the utensil was now glinting in the light, pointed at...

Kanda Yuu.

'Even though we're not at the Order, people keep on sending me on missions with the BaKanda/Baka moyashi.' The two chosen disgruntled teens thought—creepily—simultaneously.

Lavi and Lenalee stared each other a worried glance, and sighed.

This was bad.


"BaKanda! You should've watched where you toss that bag of your's!" "Baka moyashi! You're too small you could be squashed by a measly bag!" "Shut up!"

"Ahh! Mister Walker! Mister Kanda! Please calm down!" Both Finny and Mey-rin panicked at the quarrelling duo. Light and dark eyes snapped at the two servants, for a second, said servants thought they saw the spawns of Satan himself.

The cursed teen then calmed down at the frightened faces of the servants and chuckled nervously. "Sorry about that, Finny, Mey-rin." Allen slightly nudged Kanda at the ribs and gained a wince and a glare in response. "What?"

"Apologize." Allen ordered simply, silver eyes stern like how a mother's would once they found out their child has broken their favourite vase.

Kanda only 'che'd and looked away into the passing scenery.

Allen sighed and turned back to the two servants. "Sorry about him. He's just a bit grouchy..."

"No, no, it's okay!" "Mister Walker doesn't need to apologize, yes!"

"We've arrived."

Allen looked around at the scenery. And wondered;

Why would someone build a spring in a place like this?


"Be careful, Kanda-kun, Allen."


Preview

[Exorcists Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee and Lavi are nowhere to be seen!]

"What?"

"Komui, what's wrong?" Reever asked the supervisor with wide eyes.

"The Ark disappeared. Along with..."

[Trouble is stirring back at the Black Order HQ, but Central is even worse!]

"Exorcists Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee and Lavi have betrayed the Order for the Fourteenth!" Leverrier proclaimed loudly, his booming voice ringing in everyone's ears, especially Tiedoll's, Marie's, Miranda's, Krory's, Timothy's and Komui's.

They didn't believe a single word the man said.

They didn't believe that the four exorcists betrayed them.

[Meanwhile, Allen Walker and Kanda Yuu are introduced to the occult!]

"Chihuahua...?"

The words went through everyone's mind as realistic chihuahua ears appeared on Ciel's head.

Well, that was insulting...

[Next on The Queen, The Dog, The Demon and The Clown - Trouble is like a tornado]


Omake!

The four exorcists hunched their muscles. Tightly gripping at the edge of the table. "So...who'd the two people be?"

Ciel looked at Allen with a scrutinising stare, and pointed at the teen beside him. Kanda. "You," the utensil directed by the young boy's hand pointed at the person next to Allen. Which, gave Allen a sense of never ending dread. "and you." Ciel finished as the utensil was now glinting in the light, pointed at...

Lavi.

Kanda's mood darkened and Lavi tilted his head, dumbfounded as rabbit ears grew atop his head. "Eh?"

Everything was silent, until...

"I WILL MURDER YOU!"


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Kari-san: Keep note that in the omakes they're chibis, kay?

Mei-san: Aaaaaaaaaannnyways, we're finally getting to the plot!

Kari-san: Mhmm! Now, speaking of which, me and Mei are having problems with deciding the pairings...

Mei-san: And we decided that you guys should vote the pairings!

Kari-san: Voting starts now! It'll end in chapter five, maybe, so vote all you can, dear readers!

Mei-san: So stay tuned for the fourth chapter of...

Mey-rin: U-uhm... Th-the Queen, The-the D-dog, The Dem-mon a-and Th-the Clown...

Finnian: Aki88-Kari-san don't own -man and Kuroshitsuji, Katsura Hoshino-sama and Yana Toboso-sama owns their respective animes/mangas!

Kari&Mei: Arigatogozaimasu, Mey-rin-chan, Finnian-kun! R&R!


Pairings:

SebastianXAllen

SebastianXKanda

SebastianXCiel

KandaXAllen

LaviXLenalee

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