Skipping Sound of Silence(S1E6A) - Lincoln is not fooled by Lola's prank and in the end Lisa's explosion from her experiment blows Lily up into little gory pieces.
Alternate version of My Lily by Kartoonkid95: Lincoln looks into Lily's crib, where it's occupant is sleeping soundly. He whispers her name softly close to her ear to wake her up. After a few tries Lily yawns, rubs her eyes, and looks up at her brother above her.
"Good morning, Lily! Are you ready for the special day?" Lincoln asks excitedly.
"Poo-poo!" Lily smiles and squees in delight thinking what kind of fun she'll have today.
"Alright!" Lincoln pulls something from behind him and points it at Lily before...
BANG!
Lincoln shoots Lily between the eyes with his Colt Single Action Army Revolver killing her instantly.
"Now to enjoy the entire day without the chance of Lily ruining it!" Lincoln declares happily as he does just that.
The End
Space Invader(Goth Edition)
Ten of the Loud kids are currently in the bathroom getting ready for bed. Leni is brushing her hair, Luan is flossing, Lola and Lana are brushing their teeth, Leo is taking a little bath in the sink, Lori is applying dabs of ointment on her face, Luna is rubbing some purple facial cream, Lucy and Lynn are fighting over the toothpaste, and Lisa is jotting down notes.(I guess Lisa is examining everyone's bathroom habits.)
If your all wondering where Lily is, she's outside in the backyard shivering from the cold night because she's only in her diaper and Charles won't let her in his doghouse.(When this happened to me in No Such Luck(S2E8A), pretty much everyone was and still are outraged at what they perceived as child neglect and abuse. I lost count how many fanfics there are about this infamous episode.)
"I'm washin' my face, 'cause it makes me feel so beautiful." Luna sings while rubbing that purple stuff on her face.
"Hey, look! I'm at a floss for words!" Luan laughs because she got floss stuck in her braces.
"I brush my hair exactly 50 times a night to keep it beautiful. 34...35...36..." Leni brushes her hair while counting slowly.
"Hey, Leni, how old was that boy that asked you out?" Lori asks with the intention of messing with her fellow teenage blonde.
"16...17...18..." Leni answers not noticing that she lost count.(I'd find that offensive if I didn't think it was funny.)
"Hey! I had the toothpaste first!" Lynn exclaims angrily as she pulls the thing.
"No, I did." Lucy said with her monotone voice sounding gravelly.
"Keep your spooky hands off it!" Lynn argues not enjoying her little tug of war.
While they get ready, Lincoln pops in from behind and snags the toothpaste for himself.
"I'll take that." Lincoln said triumphantly.
"Hey! Learn to share!" Lynn hypocritically exclaims feeling cheated.
"Hehehe!" Leo giggles as he makes small splashes in the sink.
Because everyone's crowded around the sink Lincoln couldn't see that he mistakenly put toothpaste on Leo's head making him stop splashing and looks up in confusion at what landed on his head.
"Space...the final frontier. As you might imagine, with ten sisters, space is limited." Lincoln said to the audience/reader before noticing there's no toothpaste on his brush.
Lincoln looks to see it's on Leo's head and retrieves it with his toothbrush making the little infant giggle.
"Everywhere you go, you have to deal with the crowds. But being the only boy aware of gender differences in the family comes with a perk." Lincoln goes back to his room as he narrates.
In his room Lincoln pauses to listen.
"You hear that? Me neither. While my sisters and baby brother all have to share bedrooms, I get my own. Sure it's just a converted linen closet, but it's my own space. My own little oasis in the sands of the Loud House. And I wouldn't trade it up for the world." Lincoln states though aware that the opposite will eventually happen.
Before he starts brushing his teeth, at that very moment, a loud thud is heard, Lincoln goes up to Lynn and Lucy's room where the other girls and Leo are listening. Lynn and Lucy are having another fight.(Since they're extreme opposites it's bound to happen more than the other roommates.)
"You're always Miss Gloom and Doom! Like, would it kill you to smile once in a while?!" Lynn complains at always seeing so much negativity in contrast to her own positivity.
"It would." Lucy replies thinking it's the same as asking a vampire to eat garlic.
"What's going on?" Lincoln asks as though he doesn't already know.
"Lucy and Lynn are going at it. Again." Lori answers while rolling her eyes at the common occurrence.
"I'd make a joke about fighting, but I can't think of a good punchline. Get it? Get?" Luan laughs as even Leo sighs in exasperation.
"Human subjects seem to be proving Charles Darwin correct." Lisa states as she records Lynn and Lucy's behavior.
"I can't bare to watch!" Leni puts cucumbers over her facial mask. "That's better." in relief.
A jock strap comes flying out of the room and the others duck in time to avoid it.
"I'd hate to get in the middle of this one." Lori states before the girls head to bed.
"Waaaaahhhhh!" Leo cries because he doesn't like it when his siblings fight.
"There there, Leopold. Let's call it a night so you don't have to see them argue." Lisa comforts her baby brother as she carries him to their room.
"Hoh. 'yawn'" Leo calms down before getting sleepy.
"Another perk to having my own room? I don't have to get involved." Lincoln states as the jock and goth continue their quarrel.
Before Lincoln can brush his teeth while in his room(Why don't I go to the bathroom since there's no one there right now?) he hears someone knocking on his door. He opens the door to see that it's Lynn holding a pillow.
"Hey, Lynn. What's up?" Lincoln asks curiously.
"There's no way I'm staying in the same room with the Duchess of Darkness. Can I bunk in your bedroom tonight?" Lynn asks like it's no big deal.
Lincoln thought for a moment before giving his answer.
"No." Lincoln simply states before shutting the door on her.
After a few seconds Lincoln hears knocking on his door again. He opens it to see that it's Lucy holding a pillow.
"Hey Lucy." Lincoln greets with a smile.
"Hey Lincoln. There's no way I'm staying in the same room with the Duchess of Dutch Ovens. Can I bunk in your bedroom tonight?" Lucy asks plainly though Lincoln knows how upset his goth sister really is.
Uh...I'd say yes, but it's not really a bedroom, per se. There's barely enough space for me; tiny, small, cramped." Lincoln tries to reason without hurting the girl's already despaired feeling even more.
"Sigh, I guess I'll just go sleep in the bathtub." Lucy says her catchphrase before heading to the bathroom.(I guess no one wants to sleep on the couch.)
Lincoln seeing Lucy in a downtrodden gloomy state rather than her usual prideful gloomy state feels guilty.
"Wait Lucy! All right, you can stay. But just for one night." Lincoln quickly says causing Lucy to feel slightly better.
"Thanks Lincoln. You won't regret this. It'll be like I'm not even here which is normal for me." Lucy states knowing that she's ignored by most people, even the majority of her family.
"Don't say such things Lucy. I've never not noticed you before, even unintentionally. Also, out of all his sisters Leo seems to like you the best." Lincoln assures Lucy that she's not like a ghost who's invisible to everyone.
"Really? That's good to know." Lucy says recalling the times when her baby brother would stretch his arms up to her more than even his mother.
As Lincoln heads to the vacant bathroom to brush his teeth in peace Lucy moves Lincoln's pillow so she can set hers on the bed. When Lincoln comes back he sees Lucy holding Bun-Bun.
"You still have Bun-Bun?" Lucy wonders thinking that Lincoln hasn't let go of his young childhood.
"I'm planning to give him to Leo one day." Lincoln defends since it's not like he'll ever grow up.
Lucy puts the stuffed animal down and begins to take a good look at his room.
"You know, I'm noticing a complete lack of the color black." Lucy mentions not liking the aesthetic of Lincoln's room.
"It's not like I have much room for personal decorations." Lincoln said looking at his toys and comics above his dresser.
"Oh well, guess I'll have to make due." Lucy said as she pulls out some books from her pillow.(How does she sleep with that?)
The books consists of her diary, poetry entries, Edgar Allan Poe, Bram Stoker, and H.P. Lovecraft. Curious Lincoln inspects the author of each book.
"I don't think you'd be interested in their type of story telling." Lucy said since Lincoln usually enjoys stories about superheroes and action anime.
"Are you kidding? I maybe an average everyday boy but I do enjoy dark things in story telling media." Lincoln reveals as he shows her some of his video games.
Lincoln shows Lucy some of his better quality video games like the Castlevania, Soulsborne, and Legacy of Kain series.
"Whoa, I've seen some of these briefly on commercials but I never got into them because they're video games." Lucy admits since she prefers reading than playing.
"It's still early, why don't we talk about our combined interests before it's lights out?" Lincoln offers knowing that Lucy would want to know the stories of each video game series.
"Sure, I'm mostly interested in the Legacy of Kain vampire series since it's more obscure nowadays." Lucy agrees looking at a vampire wielding a blood sucking sword and a blue wraith looking being wielding a ghostly blade.
While Lincoln and Lucy talk about vampires in video games, Lynn's listening in on them through the door.
"Lincoln never wanted to combine our interests before." Lynn whispers to herself because Lincoln was never really into sports video games.(Sports video games are the same thing every time they come out. Thanks a lot EA.)
Lynn sighs dejectedly as she goes back to her room and goes to bed trying to look on the bright side that she has her room all to herself.(Lynn's my second least favorite sister coming just above Lily.)
Later when Lincoln and Lucy start to become tired, they decide it's time for bed as Lincoln turns off the lights in his room before he and Lucy get under the covers.
"Goodnight Lincoln." Lucy said while cuddling up to him.
"Goodnight Lucy." Lincoln kisses Lucy on the lips like they're married before they close they're eyes.
Despite Lynn and Lucy's fighting everyone has finally settled in and are now resting for the night. All except Lily who's still in the backyard shivering as she tries to sleep.
"Weaves." Lily said as she's gathered a bunch of them to create a make shift blanket.
"Ah." Lily sighs in relief from the miniscule amount of warmth as she rests her eyes for sleep.
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BOOM!
A thunder strike suddenly occurs surprising Lily as a downpour starts raining down upon her and the entire town.
"FUCK!" Lily exclaims in sheer anger.(She knows what curse word are thanks to yours truly. If not then Potty Mouth(S2E12A) wouldn't come into existence in the future.)
And no, Lily doesn't die from getting struck by lightning or by contracting pneumonia. Those would be mercy killings.
The next morning, Lori wakes up and goes into the bathroom and gets ready to take a shower unaware of...
"AAAAAHHHHH!" Lori screams in fright when she opens the shower curtains to reveal Lucy who's just finished using it.
"Morning Lori." Lucy greets while drying herself off.
"Lucy?! Why are you up so early?!" Lori asks as she takes deep breathes to calm herself down.
"I usually wake up later because Lynn's snoring keeps me awake at night. Since I spent the night in Lincoln's room, I was able to fall asleep faster allowing me to get a good night's rest. Thanks to Lincoln I was able to use the bathroom first." Lucy explains with a small smile as she wraps the towel around her so she can get some fresh clothes.
As Lucy walks through the hallway she encounters Luan who woke up and heads towards the bathroom.
"Mornin', Luce. Wet's up?" Luan laughs since Lucy's still kind of wet from her shower.
Lynn also gets up and heads towards the bathroom while completely ignoring Lucy who does the same.
'Is it just me or did I see two small bumps from within her towel?' Lynn thought to herself not wanting to believe that her younger sister of about five years is already developing while she herself is still flat.(Lynn:13, Lucy:8)
With Lynn behind Luan for her turn in the bathroom Lucy was able to get her clothes from her former room without any trouble.
"Good morning Lucy!" Lincoln greets fully prepared for the day because he used his own private bathroom.
"Morning Lincoln. What's up for today after school?" Lucy wonders actually feeling excited at the prospect of spending time with him.
"Why don't we watch a horror movie with no real monsters in it when we come back?" Lincoln offers since it's a mix of action and horror.
"Sure, I can get behind movies that don't have typical monsters that eat people."Lucy agrees as they go downstairs for food.
After getting they're breakfast from Kalashnikov the eleven Loud kids go to the dining room and start eating.
"'Glug, glug'" Leo drinks from his bottle as he listens to his sibling's conversations not wanting to be left out but as he finishes the nearly bald baby feels a rumbling in his tummy.
"Aw, looks like someone needs to be burped." Leni states as she picks up Leo from his highchair and starts patting his back.
If you're wondering where Rita and Lynn Sr. are, they're already at work leaving the older kids to take care of the younger ones. If that makes them bad parents for not being there in person most of the time then you don't understand what it's like to support a large family.
"'Burp!' Hehehe!" Leo burps making him giggle at making such a silly sound.
"D'awww!" most of the girls fawns over Leo's cuteness allowing someone else to take advantage of them being distracted.
A pudgy little hand tries to reach for the gooey sunny-side up eggs from Luna's plate.
"Gotcha!" Lincoln notices and grabs the now revealed Lily by the tuft of her hair.
"Lily... who let you back in the house?" Lincoln asks since her head is too big to fit in the pet door.
She most likely slipped in when Lynn Sr. or Rita opened the door so they can go to work.
"Stealing from your own family? For shame Lily." Lucy said looking at the squirming toddler.
"Hungy." Lily whimpers rubbing her growling tummy because she hasn't eaten since they locked her outside last night.
"We don't care. You should know better than to try and get away from your punishments." Lincoln states as he opens the door to the backyard and kicks Lily out on her ass.
"Good job Lincoln." Lucy said giving a thumbs up.
After breakfast Lincoln is walking to school with Clyde which is weird since Lori drove the others to their schools(daycare, kindergarten(Lisa), elementary, middle, and high), I guess Lincoln wanted to spend time talking to Clyde before classes.
Lincoln recalls Leo's first time at daycare. The second son wouldn't stop crying because he didn't want to be away from his family and be surrounded by other babies and caretakers he didn't know. But with words of encouragement from his ten siblings, slowly but surely, Leo's starting to let others into his comfort zone and not see them as invaders of his personal space.
"...And that's why I let Lucy spend the night with me. She even wants to do it again tonight." Lincoln explains to Clyde about Lynn and Lucy's conflict.
"Can you blame her for staying, Lincoln? You're just too good a roommate." Clyde said happily wondering what it's like to share the bed with an adorable sibling.
"Thanks Clyde, I couldn't wish for a better sister(lover). I can't wait to hang out with her!" Lincoln states as turns around to head back home with excitement.
"Wait! But we still have school." Clyde reminds since that's where they're going.
"Right. I totally forgot why we were walking." Lincoln turns back sheepishly even though getting education no longer really matters to him.
After school, Lincoln and Lucy are watching a movie while sitting on the living room couch.
"What are you guys watching?" Lynn asks walking in from the stairs and her question was more aimed at Lincoln.
"Final Destination." Lincoln replies watching the horror movie after he ensured that his siblings that are more sensitive to gore and death like Lana, Lola, Leni, and especially Leo aren't present in the first floor.(I forced Lily to watch The Harvester as seen it The Price of Admission(S1E25A) scarring her mentally and will forever be afraid of going to movie theaters, never wanting to go there ever again which is okay with me because she's not allowed to go to fun places.)
"Ugh! Why would you guys watch a movie where the characters only exist to die horribly in freak accidents caused by the supernatural?" Lynn asks wondering what the appeal is.
"For laughs." Lincoln admits as they're what inspire him to murder Lily in creative ways.
"Morbid curiosity. Even when people clearly don't want to witness such things happen they'll see or read it anyway because they just have to know even though they'll regret it in the end." Lucy states as people can't help look at disasters like a car crash.
"Pfft, whatever. Go watch your torture movie." Lynn dismisses as she walks away.
"If the horror movie was sports themed then Lynn would be all over it." Lincoln said knowing that Lynn will always have a one tracked mind.
"Too true." Lucy agrees as the asshole of the movie dies.
Later that night, Lincoln and Lucy are in his room discussing why sparkly vampires is ruining the genre.
"It's all because some horny cougar wanted to write her self indulgent fantasies that's setting back females for centuries." Lincoln telling Lucy his opinion.
"Considering that the female lead throws herself in danger just so the vampire or werewolf will notice her isn't a good message to typical teenage girls." Lucy seethes as the whole series is an insult to vampire lore.
Once again Lynn is eavesdropping on them through the door feeling very frustrated.
'I'm not jealous that Lincoln and Lucy get along better as roommates, nor am I jealous that Lincoln chose her instead of me.' Lynn thought to herself denying what is plainly obvious before she goes and does something else to occupy her mind.
Meanwhile in the backyard, a starving Lily is eating what remains of Charles' dog food on his dish when he couldn't finish all of it.
"Bleh." Lily said in disgust because it tastes terrible to her but eats it anyways to sate her hunger.
It doesn't help the fact that her diaper hasn't been changed at all, not even from Kalashnikov, and is making her uncomfortable dragging it around.
BOOM!
Thunder strikes as another downpour of rain comes in the night.
"Fuck!" Lily curses again before sneezing signifying that she's getting sicker each night spent outside.
The next morning, Lori screams in fright again because Lucy was just finishing her shower when the curtains opened.
"Morning Lori." Lucy greets while wrapping her towel around her and leaving the bathroom.
"I should learn to be aware of my surroundings." Lori said to herself as she finally notices the steam that came from the warm to hot shower.
When Lucy enters her former room to get fresh clothes she sees Lynn reading a book that's familiar to her.
"Sigh." Lynn sighs sadly as she reads.
"Good morning Lynn." Lucy greets trying to be civil despite still being mad at her.
"Book of poems?! What book of poems?!" Lynn denies panicking as she tosses the book on Lucy's former bed.
Lucy knowing what Lynn was up to says nothing of it because the sports girl isn't ready to apologize unlike herself.
'Then again. If it means another night with Lincoln then I'll be patient with her.' Lucy thought smiling slightly while also wishing she was older so Lincoln would do to her like what he does to Lori, Leni, and even their own mother because of their well developed bodies.
While walking to school with Clyde again, Lincoln notices Lily rummaging through the garbage for something to eat like Lana usually does. She's also replaced her used diaper with a potato sack and is emitting foul odor because she hasn't bathed in a while like in The Green House(S1E11B).
"From what you're telling me, Lynn already misses Lucy and is lonely being by herself at night. Why doesn't she just apologize then?" Clyde asks as Lincoln updated him with the current events.
"Because Lynn's too prideful to admit her part in the fight. From what I could gather, Lynn dislikes the fact that Lucy's so negative most of the time. You know, her usual dark and depressive attitude." Lincoln explains even though he himself knows that Lucy can be happy when she's sharing her interests to him.
"I know! Nothing brings two opposites together like a nice dinner. Good food, good conversation, romance is in the air..." Clyde's idea ends up turning into another fantasy of Lori.
Lincoln rolls his eyes because tricking two arguing people into the same location is one of the oldest sitcom tropes and will only end up inconveniencing him in the end.
"Looks like I have to put Lynn down a peg." Lincoln said more to himself as knocking the jock off her self-made pedestal is always satisfying.
"Uh, Lincoln?" Clyde reminds since Lincoln is walking back home.
"After school, right." Lincoln remembers after recovering from his excitement.
Later that night, Lincoln made sure Lynn is in the first floor so he can execute his plan.
Step one: Play a fighting video game with Leo.
"Way to go Leo!" Lincoln cheers as he and Leo are battling against two CPU controlled opponents and winning.
"Hehehehe!" Leo giggles in delight as he mashes buttons and moves the joystick to make his character bop the enemies.(Leo can comprehend that much.)
Lynn comes over to see her baby brother making cute faces and because she not so subtlety still feels lonely.
"Hey Leo, why don't I teach you how to fight for real. Although, the only opponents you can handle are stuffed toys." Lynn said as she takes the controller from him.
"Uh uh." Leo doesn't listen since he's trying to reach for his controller.
"Lynn, you shouldn't teach Leo about actual fighting. He gets upset when we're only arguing." Lincoln admonishes as he pauses the game.
"How else can I ensure he doesn't end up a wimp like dad." Lynn states a little ashamed that she's named after someone who's afraid of even simple Halloween decoration.(It doesn't help that Leni got his fear of spiders as well.)
Step two: Challenge Lynn and egg her on so she'll take the bait.
"You're only saying that because you suck at video games." Lincoln mocks as Lynn feels the jab to her pride.
"No I don't! Fighting games are just too easy!" Lynn exclaims in annoyance because Lincoln dared to question her eye-hand coordination.
"Why don't you actually prove it." Lincoln offers as he goes to the Versus Menu of the game.
"Fine! I'll show you!" Lynn concedes as she uses the controller that she took from Leo.
"Oh, I won't be your opponent. Leo is." Lincoln corrects as he hands his baby brother his controller.
"Yay!" Leo cheers happily because he can continue playing.
"Pfft! This'll be a breeze." Lynn declares a she picks the female heroine wearing an armored space suit with an arm mounted beam cannon.
"Poo-poo!" Leo picks the cowardly looking guy with a mustache who's wearing green overalls and a green hat.
Once the stage has been selected the battle begins.
Step three: Watch as Lynn suffers a crushing defeat.
Lynn looks at the TV screen in shock with her mouth agape. Both characters started with five lives and the first one to lose all of them would be the loser. What was the most shocking part for her was the fact that Leo didn't lose any lives.
"Player Leo Wins!" the announcer of the games declares.
"Yay!" Leo claps his little hands for winning.(Even if he loses, Leo is still happy just for playing.)
"I don't know which is worse for you. Either Leo is really that good or you're really that bad." Lincoln states rubbing Lynn's defeat with metaphorical salt in the wound.
"Grrr! Whatever!" Lynn growls in frustration handing Lincoln back the controller before storming off.
"I knew I could count on you Leo." Lincoln picks his brother up and gives him a kiss on the nose.
"Hehehe!" Leo giggles at being praised.
It's dinner time with the parents and all eleven Loud kids sitting in the dining room aka the grown up table. That's because Lynn Sr. cooked up his delicious spaghetti and meatballs. Lily is also looking through the slightly open window from the outside wishing she can eat the yummy food.
"Spaghetti and meatballs! You rock Dad!" Luna exclaims in her fake British accent.
"Twas nothing mate." Lynn Sr. said proudly doing his own British accent but more poorly.
"Hey! You have more meatballs than I do!" Lana shouts noticing Lola's plate.
"Yeah well, yours are larger than mine!" Lola shot back.
"Calm down you two. It just means both of your plates have the same amount of meat." Rita pacifying her twin daughters and wonders why her husband made his meatballs like that.
I don't know if I should eat them. I don't want Boo-boo Bear to think I'm getting fat." Lori states battling with herself over eating the delicious meatballs or not.
"What's wrong Lori? Don't have the balls for it? Hahaha! Get it?" Luan laughs at her adult joke.
"I don't get it." Leni replies in confusion.
"Consider yourself lucky." Lisa said while rolling her eyes at the immature jest.
"Here comes the airplane." Lucy said in a monotone voice holding a spoonful of spaghetti and meatball flavored baby food to Leo sitting in his highchair.
"Yum yum!" Leo eats the mush and rubs his tummy in delight.
"You're doing very well honey. I knew I was right when your father and I made you Leo's guardian." Rita said to her black and white daughter.
With another mouth to feed and take care of the Loud parents have to work much harder and longer to make ends meet. It's thanks to Lincoln's idea of not bothering with Lily that they're able to have a little extra money.(All Lily does is eat and make a mess. She doesn't even contribute to anything for the family.)
"Yeah Lucy, looks like you'd make a great mom." Lincoln declares causing the colorless girl to blush red.
Lynn who was merely touching her spaghetti even though she loves it hears Lucy being praised starts getting mad.
Step four: Bring Lynn to the boiling point so she can finally burst out what she really feels.
"Alright! That's it!" Lynn yells angrily causing everyone to stop eating and talking.
"Lynn, what's wrong now?!" Lori asks wondering what her deal is considering she and Lucy haven't butt heads due to their change in sleeping arrangements.
"I'm sick and tired of Lucy getting the preferential treatment from Lincoln, Leo, and now Mom and Dad!" Lynn admits as her tone gets more intense making Leo upset.
"Wait, What?" Luna asks incredulously unsure of what she heard was correct.
"You heard me right! Why is Miss Doom and Gloom being treated like she won a competition all of a sudden?!" Lynn asks as Lucy hasn't recently won anything for her poetry.
"Lynn, your fight with Lucy began because you're tired of her being so negative and moody most of the time. Shouldn't you be glad that Lucy is feeling happier now when she spent time with me?" Lincoln wonders though he knows Lynn is acting out of jealousy.
"Yeah, isn't it finally time we made up?" Lucy asks as she comforts Leo who's sniffling in her arms.
"It's no longer about that! It's about how Lincoln always chooses you instead of me!" Lynn finally admits and in her anger grabs a meatball and throws it at them.
"Whoa!" Lincoln and Lucy duck as the meatball hits the wall.
Everyone else pauses with absolute silence for a moment before...
"FOOD FIGHT!" Lana and Lola declares as they pick their meatballs and even the spaghetti and start throwing them at their siblings.
"Uh oh." Lynn Sr. and Rita dash towards the safety of their room instead of stopping their children.(Are you really surprised?)
"This situation call for brawling music!" Luna pulls out her guitar and jams while the food fight commences.
"Now you're going to get it!" Lori growls because she got hit in the face.
"My hair!" Leni screams in panic because her precious hair is stained with sauce.
"Superior fire power!" Lisa uses her miniature catapult from A Tale of Two Tables(S1E4b) to launch her food.
"I guess this is one way to pasta the time! Hahaha!" Luan laughs only to be knocked down by spaghetti.
Lucy puts Leo down on the floor so he wouldn't get hit with a stray meatball.
"Hehehe!" Leo giggles happily seeing his siblings play with their food.
One of the meatballs thrown ends up rolling out the slightly open window outside.
"food." Lily weakly said as she crawls towards the ball of meat.
She grasps it in her hands while crying tears of joy. But, just as she opens her mouth to eat it.
"Gack!" Lily starts convulsing before she falls over finally dying from starvation and dehydration.
"Bark!" Charles happily eats the meatball that Lily dropped.
After a few more minutes the food fight finally comes to an end with Lynn covered the most with spaghetti and meatballs because Lincoln and Lucy double teamed her.
"Had enough Lynn?" Lincoln asks as everyone settles down.
"Grrr!" Lynn growls but ends up slipping on some pasta making the other girls except Lucy laugh at her.
"Sigh, looks like I have to be the mature one." Lucy states as she kneels down to talk to Lynn face to face.
Final Step: Guilt trip her to finally apologize.
"Lynn, I'm sorry for saying your annoying for always bouncing your sports balls, snoring loudly, and giving me Dutch Ovens." Lucy apologizes even though she's in the right.
Lynn wipes spaghetti sauce off her face and sighs before she finally admits defeat.
"I'm sorry too Lucy. I never should have been frustrated at you for being so negative and gloomy and also for getting jealous because you're Lincoln's favorite sister." Lynn remorsefully said as Lucy helps her up.
"In Lynn's defense, being Lincoln's favorite does come with many perks." Lola mentions wishing that she's her brother's number one sis.
"So are you coming back to our room?" Lynn asks now that they're cool.
"Yeah. As much as I enjoy sleeping in Lincoln's room, I do miss my own bed." Lucy replies not bothered because she can still hang out with him when he has free time.
"Great! Everything's back to normal!" Lynn boasts before preparing to leave.
"Ahem!" only to be halted by Lori.
"You started this mess, so you're going to clean it!" Lori commands giving the jock a mop and bucket of water.
"Oh man." Lynn sighs in exasperation causing all her siblings to laugh.
"Typical Lynn." Lincoln states to the audience/reader before they go clean themselves up.
Lastly during the next morning, the garbage men pick up the trash including Lily's corpse because that's where she belongs.
The End
I don't know what most people are raving about. Leo is an adorable baby that deserves to be loved even though he's an OC character. Bringing harm to him in anyway is something I would never write about.
Lily's death: Starvation and dehydration.