Skipping The Green House(S1E11B) - A spotlight shines above a dark room showing Lily inside energy rings keeping her trapped inside.
"Huh?" Lily in confusion wonders where she is.
"Attention, here comes the honorable judge, The Time Baby!" a disembodied voice announces as a huge baby wearing only a diaper with a glowing blue hourglass mark in his head appears while riding on a floating baby carrier with some baby toys attached on it.
"Wah?!" Lily shocked to see a baby bigger than a two story building.
"LILY LOUD! YOU ARE HERE FOR THE CRIME OF BEING AN INSULT TO CARTOON BABIES EVERYWHERE! THE THREE CHOSEN JURIES WILL NOW RENDER THEIR VERDICT!" The Time Baby explains though Lily still can't comprehend what's happening.
Another spotlight shines showing to Lily's surprise her own baby brother Leopold Loud smiling absentmindedly.
"Poo-poo!(Guilty!)" Leo said which rewards him with a new teddy bear.
The next spotlight shows a baby that has yellow skin and blonde, pointed star-like hair. She's wearing a light blue onesie with a light blue hair bow and is sucking on a red pacifier. This is Maggie Simpson.
"'Suck, suck'" Maggie sucks on her pacifier which translates to 'Guilty'.
The final spotlight shows a baby with a football shaped head with lines for hair. He's wearing a yellow shirt, red overalls, and baby shoes. This is Stewie Griffin.
"Heh heh, you are so frickin guilty." he said with an articulate English accent.
"THE VERDICTS ARE UNANIMOUS! LILY LOUD! YOU ARE SENTENCED TO AN ETERNITY IN THE PHANTOM ZONE!" The Time Baby declares as his eyes glow red before lasers shoot out of them and striking Lily.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The next cut shows a screaming Lily imprisoned in a pocket dimension where she can't die from age or hunger hurdling through space in the form of a glass window.
Meanwhile, back on Earth...
Lincoln is watching TV on the couch as Lucy walks towards him while carrying Leo who's hugging his new teddy bear.
"Hey Lincoln, I heard your class is taking part of an energy reduction project for the Save a Polar Bear Challenge." Lucy states as she places Leo on the couch.
"Yeah, but since I live in a house with ten plus people I'm exempt from taking part of it so my class doesn't have to worry about my carbon footprint." Lincoln explains since it would have been unfair to blame him for something he has no control over.
"Hey Leo, nice teddy bear! Where did you get it?" Leni asks noticing the plush toy that Leo didn't have before.
"Hehehe!" Leo giggles as he continues plays with his teddy bear.
In Lisa and Leo's room, Lisa notices on her Loud Family tracker that Lily is no longer on the planet.
"That's strange, the machine is working perfectly." Lisa mutters to herself wondering what happened to Lily.
After a few minutes of contemplating Lisa just shrugs it off.
"Oh well, I'll just go and clone a new Lily." Lisa states as she goes to one of her cloning machines and be done with it.
The End
Butterfly Effect(How It All Began)
The scene opens up on an exterior shot of the Loud House on a sunny day. Lincoln leaps out of his room to perform his yo-yo tricks for the readers/viewers.
[The hallway remains empty because Lincoln did not leap out of his room.]
Ahem, Lincoln leaps out of his room to perform his yo-yo tricks for the readers/viewers.
[Lincoln once again misses his queue.]
I said, Lincoln leaps out of his room to perform his yo-yo tricks for the readers/viewers.
[Still nothing.]
Lincoln?
[No answer.]
What the hell?
Cuts to the inside of Lincoln's room
Lincoln is lying on his bed looking at the ceiling with a melancholic look on his face.
"'Sigh'" Lincoln sighs in exasperation.
Lincoln, what the are doing? The episode already started. Why are doing nothing?
"I don't feel like doing this episode, it's mostly just a fantasy sequence that doesn't amount to anything." Lincoln replies in a bored tone.
Oh, but I came up with an amazing climax! Lilyzilla kidnaps Lucy and climbs up a skyscraper and it's up to you to rescue them with the full might of the U.S. military by bombarding her with a storm of bullets and missiles!
"As amazing as that is, I just don't want to do anything today." Lincoln said still in a depressive mood.
What's the matter?
"I suddenly remembered how all of this began in the first place..."
"How 'Royal Woods' came to be."
No Such Luck(S2E8A)
"How can they do this to me?!" Lincoln yells in outrage from the fact that his own family locked him outside in the backyard with nothing more than the pajamas he's wearing.
"I'd understand if they're just punishing me for lying and sabotaging Lori's golf club but NO, they actually do think I'm bad luck just because Lynn couldn't handle losing a game. Even Lisa, a factually bound scientist believes it!" Lincoln continues to rant into the night while shivering from the cold.
"During the necktie incident, Mom and Dad said they would never toss any of their children out! I guess, they don't really see their talentless son their child!" Lincoln seethes once again seeing himself as the out one out.
"This is even worse than the Sister Fight Protocol! They never informed me the details just because I'm a boy even though Lori told Bobby about it! It's as though the universe is treating me like it's own personal punching bag!" Lincoln then recalls previous instances where he got blamed or hurt for something they started.
Them telling Lincoln that Ronnie Anne's bullying is because she likes him. Of course! Abusive relationships are so romantic!
Luan not telling Lincoln he should have gotten consent from his sisters about uploading the embarrassing videos. I'll chalk it up to Lincoln's ignorance.
After restraining the Queen of No, the rest of his sisters start wrecking the house. Even the older ones who should know better.
Lola pranking him just because he wanted some quiet time. Not telling Lisa about the prank was also head scratching.
Being called annoying for reading comics in only his underwear when they too have annoying habits. Seriously! Don't you have any indoor clothes?
Not giving him the chance to enjoy Paradise for One by himself. You should all have just bought both the Paradise for One and the Deluxe.
Him taking the fall for the Princess Pony book clogging the toilet. Lucy should have admitted it so Lincoln could defend her from being made fun of.
All of girls wasting so much energy and resources in the house and the class blaming him for it. The class only cared about winning. Assholes!
Lincoln getting the garbage chore that obviously needs more than one person. He should have convinced Lana to help him.
All of them fighting over money. Shouldn't Lori get a part time job, Luna her music gigs, Luan her Funny Business, and Lisa her nobel prize grant money?
Lily giving him and Clyde a hard time babysitting. She's obviously messing with them on purpose and deserves to be punished.
Lori forcing him to on a date with Ronnie Anne who still does nothing but humiliate him. Never date Tsundere girls.
Overwhelming Clyde's dads when he found out how great they are. Maybe you should have never told them about it.
Lincoln found out it was actually 'Take Your Kid to Work Day'. Why would a special office day specify to only bring daughters?
Luan going crazy every April Fools. Self explanatory.
Nine of them causing havoc in a grocery store and getting banned including himself once again. You should have known better than to bring any of them along.
Eating all of his chocolates forcing him and Clyde to come up with something else. Why couldn't you just have done it in Clyde's house?
His mom signing him up for junior football without his consent. He could have been seriously hurt because of his weak frame.
Leaving him behind after witnessing the geyser erupt. Once again, good parenting.
Making him go to a dance with several dates without his consent. You should have just been honest with them from the start.
Lola blackmailing him and the others with their dirty secrets. No wonder most people don't like her.
Lisa making snow days not fun. She should be punished for forcing her agenda on others.
The family should have had hazmat suits ready incase one of them got sick. Why were they acting like zombies?
Nine of the girls and dad fawning over his tutor. Even you Lori, for shame!
The class blaming him for Lisa's behavior when she was in his class. Again, his classmates are assholes!
His dad being too obsessed with the new van. Why couldn't you have kept both vans?
"Come to think of it, a lot of things could have been avoided if I used common sense." Lincoln wonders why he keeps making bad decisions when he should have known better by now.
Yeah, no shit Sherlock!
"Who said that?!" Lincoln exclaims in a frightened finally hearing the voice who was making comments of his past events.
I did.
"Who... Where are you?!" Lincoln looking around in confusion still seeing no one else in the backyard.
I'm everywhere and anywhere.
"Are you... God?" Lincoln asks in a meek voice.
Whoa there! Let's keep religion out of this!
"T-then w-who are you?" Lincoln wonders trying to rationalize the situation.
Let's just say I'm someone who got tired of seeing you go through many hardships because of your family and peers which in subtext makes it look like they're all sexist.
"Really? Wait?! How long have you've been watching me?!" Lincoln trembles and once again is scared thinking the voice is some kind of pedophile.
Relax kid, I only saw events in your life that are considered conflicts. Like the time you and your sisters fought over the last slice of pizza.
"Okay then... so, what do you want from me?" Lincoln hesitates talking to a disembodied stranger in the middle of the night.
I want to make you a deal, but first let's go somewhere much warmer.
Inside of Lisa's bunker
Lincoln finds himself suddenly transported in his genius sister's shelter as the lights turn on.
"Lisa's bunker? Duh! Why didn't I think of coming in here?!" Lincoln slaps his forehead chastising himself for once again not thinking up of a simple solution.
I have many theories about that. The first: You're an idiot.
"Hey!" Lincoln angrily exclaims not wanting the voice to list his theories.
Alright, calm down. Here, take a load off.
A recliner chair appears beneath Lincoln making him sit on it before a slice of pepperoni pizza on a plate and a soda cup with a straw appears in his hands.
"Wow!" Lincoln said in amazing as he takes a bite of the pizza before drinking from his soda.
Now that you're relaxed we can finally talk.
"Are you my fairy god parent?" Lincoln asks thinking as that's the only possible explanation.
Sorry kid, this isn't a crossover.
"Crossover?" Lincoln wonders in confusion not understanding.
Sigh, I can only give you a proper explanation only if you agree that it's what you definitely want. Once I show you, you can never take it back and forget. There are certain truths that if people in your world found out it can cause panic and even utter chaos.
Lincoln gulped having seconds thoughts if it meant knowing something truly frightening.
'Then again, he... it is the only one that can help me right now. There's no way I'm getting the police involved. I'd rather have the situation magically solved rather than complicate things further and getting the public's attention.' Lincoln thought imagining arrests, separations, drama, court hearings, foster homes, and therapies.
So what's your decision?
"I agree! I'm tired of being the only one getting punished for things that I wasn't completely responsible for! I'm tired of having to deal with problems that a kid my age shouldn't have to deal with! And I'm tired of being the black sheep of my family just because I'm the only son!" Lincoln shouts finally letting his anger out.
The deal has been made! You will now know the truth!
Lincoln grabs his head due to pain as images start playing in his mind.
Crashing through the crowded halls,
Dodging girls like ping-pong balls,
Just to reach the bathroom on time
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Leaping over laundry piles,
Diapers you can smell for miles,
Guy's gotta do what he can to survive!
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
Duck, dodge, push and shove,
It's how we show our love!
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
One boy, ten girls
(Wouldn't trade it for the world!)
Loud! House! Loud! Loud House!
The Loud House by Chris Savino
"Poo-poo!" Lily says as she waddles under the title.
"I'm... a cartoon character?" Lincoln asks in disbelief as the vision fades.
Yes Lincoln Loud. You are.
"BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! I'M A REAL PERSON!" Lincoln yells in panicked anger not believing what he was just shown.
Think about it Lincoln. Though not impossible, how likely is it for a couple to have eleven kids and only have one boy? And let's not even get into the chances of having a pair of twins and a child prodigy.
"NO! I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT! YOU'RE LYING!" Lincoln shouts getting more hysterical.
Then answer me this Lincoln. When is your birthday?
"That's easy it's on... uh, well..." Lincoln wracks his brain trying to remember something he should know by heart.
When are any of your sisters' birthdays? Your Mom's? Your Dad's? Clyde's?
"I d-don't k-know." No matter how hard Lincoln tries to remember anyone's birthdays, he just can't.
That's because the creator and the writers of the cartoon did not deem it necessary to give anyone, not even the main characters, a birthday.
"B-but cartoons are nothing more than paper and ink, and sometimes computer generated." Lincoln said as what he's hearing finally sinks in.
When you make a fictional story, do you believe that the world becomes reality in an alternate universe?
"D-does that mean that Ace Savvy really exists in another universe?" Lincoln asks in wonderment of the possibility.
It's possible. If true, it also means that stories that fans make up of their favorite things can become reality as well.
Lincoln processes what he's been told before returning to his original question.
"Who are you really? And why did you decide to confront me about this?" he asks more curious than ever.
I'm just a fan of The Loud House cartoon. You'd be surprised just how popular it became when it was first showed on TV.
Lincoln couldn't help but feel very happy at being considered popular by people.
"Really? And I'm the main character?" Lincoln asks getting very excited at a viewer's perspective of his life.
Yup, the average middle child who's the only boy having to deal with the chaos of his ten stereotypical sisters.
"One boy, ten girls. Yeah, that does sound like a premise for a cartoon or sitcom." Lincoln states now that he thinks about it, however, he then also figures something else.
"Wait! Average?! That's why I'm not as special as my sisters and why I'm considered a loser and geek at school?!" Lincoln yells feeling very discouraged that he's just the bland everyman or boy in this case.
Unfortunately for you, yes. You're the normal kid living with cartoon stereotypes so viewers can identify and relate to you.
With that realization, Lincoln finally notices why his sisters act the way they do. Lori is the bossy oldest sister who obsesses with talking with her friends and boyfriend on the phone. Leni is the dumb blonde but is a savant with things that interest her like fashion. Luna is the rocker girl who loves music. Luan is the comedian who makes bad puns. Lynn is the jock who goes overboard with her sports. Lucy is the goth who likes everything dark and macabre. Lana and Lola are the polar opposite twins being the dirty fix it girl and pageant princess respectively. Lisa is the child prodigy with a genius IQ which seems very unrealistic. Finally, Lily is just the baby who makes poop jokes and says her one catchphrase. Heck, even his parents are the typical too busy from working most of the time and lets the kids deal with their own problems and even when they are present they don't do anything to solve the conflict(Brawl in the Family).
"Is that why none of them, not even Lisa, act so unreasonably?" Lincoln wonders remembering when he went grocery shopping and the nine of them caused a lot of chaos.
To be fair to Lisa, even though she's a genius, she's still a four year old girl.
"But still, to find out all the hardship I have to go through on a daily basis is just so kids can watch a comedic cartoon." Lincoln sighs in despair finding out that his life really is a joke.
That's why I'm here talking to you. While some episodes like the Christmas one with Mr. Grouse was great, teaching Leni how to drive was okay, and 'borrowing' Lynn's bike was boring as hell. I'm here to help you deal with the infamous No Such Luck episode you're currently in.
"Infamous?" Lincoln question, sure he's locked out of his house but at least he's still in the property.
Here, I'll show you how the event will play out.
Lincoln sees visions of the next day. His family still keeps him locked out and only gives him a bowl of cereal. They're planning on going to the beach without him making him realize the error of his ways and tries to convince them he's not bad luck but they don't believe him. He sneaks into Lynn's next big game wearing the Squirrels mascot suit but Lynn's team is losing badly making him believe he really his is unlucky. However, Lynn's team ends up winning in the end. Lincoln reveals himself that he was there all the time and instead of feeling silly that they thought he was bad luck they instead believe he's good luck but only when he's wearing the mascot suit. In the end, they bring Lincoln to the beach with them but only if he keeps the costume on. The End.
"WHAT?! THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER WITNESSED!" Lincoln yells clearly seeing that he's made to keep the costume on not as a punishment for lying but because he's only seen as a good luck charm and not a person.
You're opinion and reaction is pretty much shared throughout the fanbase. To the point where they start making up their own stories about it.
Lincoln then sees visions on how the event could have played out. One is where he's actually kicked out of the property forcing him wander around at night where he ends up getting shot by a criminal but luckily gets saved by Bobby calling an ambulance. A more horrible one is where he's downright murdered by a killer. After refusing to wear the costume anymore he ends up fighting with Lynn and ends up living with Ronnie Anne. Concerned citizens witnessing Lincoln outside at night and calling the police. More and more scenarios appear in his mind's eye and the most common thing about most of them is that his family, especially his parents being arrested and the kids being separated as a result. Them having to deal with real world consequences of their actions.
But since your life and world are nothing more than a children's cartoon, it's all forgotten in the next episode and everything resumes as normal.
Lincoln begins trembling more and more. Not from the cold but from extreme rage.
No Such Luck: Written by Karla Sakas Shropshire and Storyboarded by Darin McGowan
"NO! I WILL NOT BE TREATED THIS WAY JUST BECAUSE OF THEIR POOR ATTEMPTS AT SLAPSTICK HUMOR! I WON'T JUST BE A CHARACTER THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT WITH! NOT ANYMORE!" Lincoln yells as his voice echoes from within the bunker.
Then let us make a contract! If you agree then you will have the power to manipulate your world to your liking as though you're the storyteller. If not then you'll forget all about this and continue living the way the people from Nickelodeon want you to.
"Screw that! There's no way I'm suffering another April Fools Day with Luan!" Lincoln exclaims and in hindsight he should have realized something was amiss when Lily, a fifteen month old baby, was present in all of the ones he can remember even though it should have been impossible.
'The years go by but everyone stays the same. I really am in a cartoon where the status quo remains supreme.' Lincoln thought because there's smartphones but arcades still exist when home consoles should have rendered them obsolete.
"I accept your contract Voice who's most likely the person who created this version of The Loud House!" Lincoln declares no longer wanting to be the unpopular dork-a-doofus that gets the short end of the stick.
And with that, goodbye The Loud House(K+) and hello to Royal Woods(M)
With that Lincoln passes out.
The next day which is a Sunday
Lincoln opens his eyes when is alarm clock goes off and hits the snooze button so he can continue sleeping. a few seconds later his opens his eyes widely while sitting up to see that he's in his room.
"I'm in my room?! But I thought they boarded it up and sold all my things!" Lincoln exclaims in confusion seeing his door not boarded up and all of his possessions are still inside.
Then the events from last night filled his head.
"Was it all a dream?" Lincoln wonders, not just the voice that offered him power but the whole going to Lynn's softball game and being marked as bad luck.
"Phew, what a relief." Lincoln said feeling thirsty as he drinks a glass of water...
"AAAAAHHHHH!" Lincoln screams in fright as he drops the glass onto the floor spilling the contents as a result.
"WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!" Lincoln in a panicked tone yells looking at the object in question.
He picks it up and examines it thoroughly.
"It's like it just appeared out of nowhere in my hand." Lincoln states seeing that it's normal glass cup.
He then tried out an experiment.
"I have a glass of... milk." Lincoln states and to his astonishment the glass began filling up with milk that came out of from no source whatsoever.
He then drinks the milk and notices it's cold like it just came from the fridge.
"So it wasn't a dream." Lincoln said astonished that supernatural things actually exist.
But the realization has to wait because he really needs to pee so he opens his door and heads towards the bathroom.
"Dang it." only to see Luna, Luan, and Leni waiting in line.
Lincoln sighs in exasperation as he takes his place in line behind Leni.
"Morning Lincoln, Are you coming to my charity fashion show? It's for a great cause: oysters without pearls." Leni asks when she noticed him.
Lincoln raised an eyebrow while still doing the 'Got to pee' dance. Didn't she ask him to come to her thing yesterday only for Lynn to come and say he's bad luck giving him the idea on how to get some alone time?
'It seems I've been given a second chance to not mess up due to my hair brained schemes.' Lincoln thought deciding to just be honest to his sisters even though it would hurt their feelings and not give in just like when Lynn threatened him to come to her game.
"Sorry Leni, there's something I have to do today so I can't come." Lincoln answers in an apologetic tone.
"Oh." Leni simply said looking very sad.
"Don't feel bad Leni. I'll be there in spirit and no, it doesn't mean I'll turn into a ghost." Lincoln assures Leni that no matter where he is, his support is always with her.
"Oh, okay then!" Leni said with a more happier tone.
The bathroom door opens with Lola coming out finished with her morning shower.
"Morning plebeians." Lola greets before going back to her and Lana's room.
Before Luna can enter she sees Lincoln having a hard time holding it in.
"Why don't you go next dude? I can wait. right girls?" Luna offers as Luan and Leni nod in agreement.
"Yeah, a golden shower is what you really need to do! Hahaha! Get it?!" Luan jokes which falls right over Leni's head who looks on confused.
"Thank you!" Lincoln gratefully said before rushing in to use the toilet.
'That was weird, normally none of my sisters who wake up early would offer someone else to go before them when waiting in line. Can it be that wanting to go badly right away made me subconsciously order them to allow me to do so?' Lincoln thought that he doesn't even need to verbally command others to do something in order for them to do it.
After peeing and washing his hands Lincoln goes downstairs to have breakfast.
"Hey Linc." only to greeted by Lynn who was waiting for him to come down.
"Hey Lynn." Lincoln sees Lynn with a timid poise, something he rarely if at all sees Lynn doing.
'If I'm right, then I'm making it so that Lynn feels bad for how she treated me and wants to apologize.' Lincoln waits for Lynn so say her piece.
"Look Linc, I'm... sorry that I got mad and called you bad luck just because I lost my game. It's just that... we practiced so hard all season and already won six times. It was just so frustrating that we lost so badly after coming so far and I needed to vent. It was simply unfair to you since I made you come in the first place. So once again, I'm sorry for blaming you for my loss." Lynn finishes her long apology and looks to Lincoln for his reply.
Lincoln smiled which gave Lynn hope that he'll forgive her.
"Of coarse I forgive you Lynn and I understand. If my winning streak suddenly halted dead in it's tracks I'd be pretty mad as well." Lincoln answers letting bygones be bygones.
Lincoln easily forgiving Lynn and by extension the rest of his family was easy because he's just so happy that the whole bad luck thing is over without having to constantly wear the mascot costume and also the fact that his life which had more downs than ups is finally looking favorable.
'I know I'm technically cheating on life, but at least I'm not a Lincoln who got horribly injured or even killed because of my family's stupidity.' Lincoln happily walks passed his humbled sisters as he goes to the kitchen.
Later that day
Lincoln wasn't lying to Leni that he had something to do rather than go to her charity fashion show which is to test his newfound power further.
"Since they're all at Leni's fashion show it gives me the chance to see what I can really do." Lincoln said to himself as he walks to the backyard.
'Wait, why am I talking out loud when I'm by myself?' Lincoln ponders as he remembers all the times he talks as though he's narrating events to a viewer.
'The voice did say I'm just a fictional character in a cartoon so I guess I'm explaining things to the audience.' Lincoln finally notices his odd his behavior now that he's aware of the true nature of his world.
"First things first, make it so that no one, specifically my neighbors will notice what I'm doing." Lincoln states knowing that his command will immediately take effect.
'Now that I think of it, the only neighbor I know is Mr. Grouse. I never even seen my other next door neighbor, the ones across the street, or how many live in one house.' Lincoln realizes that they don't really exist because the writers didn't bother with extraneous characters as such Mr. Grouse is his only neighbor.
"Well, no use in being sad about that let's see what I can come up with." Lincoln thinks of something that he wants to have.
"I know! A large swimming pool with a waterslide and not inflatable!"
After finishing his sentence, a big circular swimming pool appears out of nowhere in the middle of the backyard along with a waterslide attached to it.
"Incredible! It's better than the deluxe one because I can do cannonballs without destroying it!" Lincoln takes of his shirt, pants, shoes, and socks to reveal that instead of underwear he's wearing his orange swimming trunks thanks to his new power.
"Cannonball!" he climbs up to the diving board and makes a huge splash in the water.
"This is awesome! And I don't have to wait thirty minutes after eating or else I'll get cramps because I won't let it happen!" Lincoln happily floats thinking about more stuff he can make a reality.
Lincoln comes out of the pool and dries himself off before putting his clothes back on.
"What else?" Lincoln remembers when his mom signed him up for junior football because she wanted him to exercise.
"She wants me fit and healthy? Then I will be without having to work out." Lincoln then notices that his body feels much better and sees that his muscles are bigger but not too big like those body builders stereotypically seen in gyms all the time.
"Now that's what I'm talking about!" Lincoln starts doing cartwheels, somersaults, and backflips with ease.
"So this is how Lynn feels most of the time!" it helps that she's flat as an ironing board.
During dinnertime, instead of Lynn Sr.'s repeated dishes every single day, Salisbury Steak Sunday, Lincoln made it so that his father would make his delicious lasagna.
"Finally, something different to keep things fresh!" Lincoln eats his piece happily since his dad only serves something different when he has no time to cook.
Lola: Hey! your piece is bigger than mine!
Lana: Well yours has more tomato sauce in it!
"I like tomato sauce, it looks like blood." Lucy sinks her teeth into her piece and suck out the sauce.
"Sorry Boo-boo Bear. Sorry thighs." Lori gives in and indulges in the fatty food.
"Just the perfect amount of mozzarella and animal meat for my preferred serving." Lisa satisfied with her father's cooking.
"It's no wonder Garfield the cat likes it. He's lazyga! Hahaha! Get it?!" Luan laughs at her own pun.
"Is it really alright for a cat to keep eating people food?" Leni wonders worried about the family pets eating their meals.
"Looks like my luck is getting better! First my comeback from losing one game and now juicy lasagna!" Lynn pretty much grabs her piece and bites it like an animal.
"Oh yeah! I'm so happy I can sing about how wonderful this dinner is! Which I will!" Luna starts using her spoon and fork as drum sticks on the table.
"Poo-poo!" Lily plays with her piece that's easy to chew even with one tooth.
"Kids, we've got a special treat for you! Since your father's presentation went so well..." Rita starts the announcement.
"And your mother's root canals, too..." Lynn Sr. adds.
"...we thought we'd celebrate with a trip to the beach next Saturday." Rita finishes getting ecstatic reactions from the girls.
'And I don't have to wear a mascot costume where I might die from heatstroke.' Lincoln pleased with how things turned out his way.
'I can't wait to tell Clyde.' Lincoln thought because Clyde is like a brother to him and wants to share his secret.
'I'll just tell him about my powers and not that we're all just cartoon characters. I don't want to him to suffer an existential crisis.' Lincoln wonders if Clyde would beg him to make it so that Lori dumps Bobby so she can fall in love with him.
The next day
Lincoln walks to school to meet up with Clyde and tells him about Lynn's luck fiasco.
"I'm glad Lynn managed to cool down and take her losses like a good sport. It takes more than luck to win a game." Clyde states happy that nothing bad happened to Lincoln because of one of his sisters' antics.
"Yeah but Clyde. Can you keep a secret?" Lincoln whispers looking around to see if anyone else is around within earshot.
"What is it?" Clyde wonders curious what secret Lincoln wants to tell him.
"The reason why Lynn apologized for her action is because I compelled her to do so. I received the power to control the world and everyone in it to do and act however I wish." Lincoln admits wondering if Clyde will believe him or not which mostly likely he won't without proof.
"Really?! So if someone helps Lori with her flatulence problem she'll be indebted to them forever?!" Clyde exclaims happy to know that tidbit.
"Yeah... Wait?! What?!" Lincoln is extremely confused by Clyde's response.
"Don't worry Lori! I may not be as smart as Lisa but one day I will make sure your toots are a thing of the past!" Clyde declares as though Lori can actually hear him.
"Clyde! That's definitely not what I just said! I said I have the power to do anything I want!" Lincoln speaks louder and more clearly.
"Lana and Lola are joining the Bluebell Scouts?! Maybe you can convince them to give us their delicious cookies when they join!" Clyde licks his lips at the thought of eating those amazing girl scout cookies.
"Here Clyde, Look! Polly Pain, Giggles, Tabby, and Haiku gave me their phone numbers and Ronnie Anne said it was okay to share me with other girls! Something like that can never really happen in a million years!" Lincoln tries to prove to Clyde of his supernatural manipulations.
"It's not really that impossible Lincoln. I mean you are the most popular kid in all of Royal Woods Elementary." Clyde dismisses not bothered since Lori is the only girl he's aiming for.
'It's as if he's unable to hear the truth.' Lincoln thinks as everything stops as though a video was paused.
As Lincoln and Clyde enter Royal Woods Elementary everyone notices Lincoln and greets him with a smile.
"Hey Lincoln!" a boy he doesn't even know the name of greets him.
"Yo Linc!" another boy does the same.
"Hey Lincy!" several pretty girls greet him with flirtatious tones and winks.
'Wow! At best they see me as another face in the crowd. At worst they think I'm a geek and loser. This is great!' Lincoln's confidence and ego skyrocket at his newfound popularity even though he didn't really do anything to earn it.
"Hey Lame-O!" Ronnie Anne walks up to greet Lincoln.
Normally Lincoln would be wary of her due to her showing her attraction to him in the most tsundere way. By pranking and humiliating him.
'But now I don't have to be on guard anymore. Ronnie Anne will act like a completely normal friend who's a girl. And maybe more.' Lincoln feels a little guilty that Ronnie Anne is nothing more than the obligatory love interest.
Speaking of love interests, Christina walks by.
"Hi Lincoln! See you in class!" Christina blows him a kiss at him before resuming to Mrs. Johnson's classroom making Ronnie Anne seethe with jealousy.
'Oh right, I had a crush on her before she changed classes because of the embarrassing and awkward video from Making the Case(S1E2B). I guess she and everyone else completely forgot because it was something I wished never happened.' Lincoln is now aware of the names of the major events in his life that are actually the episodes.
A few minutes later in Mrs. Johnson's class, everyone is in their seats as Agnes Johnson comes in.
"Good morning class! Hope you had a good weekend. Now that you're all back, I've decided that it's now time for a pop quiz on math!" she announces before handing them their test papers.
Predictably, every student in the classroom groaned in a sheer 'I don't want to do this shit!' expression.
When Lincoln receives his test paper he notices something shocking.
'I know exactly what the answers are and exactly how to write them down!' Lincoln once again amazed at how his power is effecting him in both mind and body.
He also notices that the classmates surrounding him are all pretty girls including Ronnie Anne and Christina.
'Can this get any better?' Lincoln smiles as he effortlessly completes the test with all the right answers written down.
During lunchtime in the cafeteria, Lincoln is sitting in the popular kids' table surrounded by even more pretty girls in school. Along with Ronnie Anne and Christina there's Haiku, Polly Pain, Tabby, Giggles without her clown outfit on, Girl Jordan, and several other background girls that weren't given names.
"Grr, I hate how popular you are." Ronnie Anne mutters to herself.
"What did you say?" Girl Jordan heard the Hispanic girl talking but didn't hear exactly what she said.
"Nothing!" Ronnie Anne quickly replies angry at herself for being too shy to admit her feelings towards Lincoln.
"Here's your lunch Lincoln. Along with the brownie dessert you wanted." the boy who announced this is in fact Chandler aka the former popular kid.
"Thank you Chandelier. You are dismissed now." Lincoln said in the most satisfying and snooty way possible.
"Thank you Lincoln. Always happy to serve." Chandelier groveled in the most pathetic way possible.
"I'm so proud of Lincoln. It's like it was only last week that he was sitting in the losers table with us." Clyde blows his nose with pride as he sits with Zach, Rusty, and Liam.
"That's because Lincoln was sitting with us last Friday." Rusty reminds the nose sensitive boy.
"With all the new attention he's having, it's not like he would continue hanging out with us. Well except for you Clyde." Zach said since he, Rusty, and Liam aren't as close as Lincoln's best friend.
"Yup, Linc's moving up in the totem pole. He most likely did so by knocking Chandler down even lower than us." Liam states glad that the lazy guy who mooches off of others is no longer taking advantage of his popularity now that it's gone.
"Hey Linc! After school, let's head to the record store and listen to some rock n roll!" Tabby exclaims with her British accent as Lincoln eats his lunch.
"No way!" Linc and I are going to watch a roller derby game!" Polly Pain asserts wanting Lincoln to herself.
"The circus is more fun than either of those Lincoln. Let's go there instead." Giggles said while putting a red clown nose on and honking it.
"I believe going to a café while listening to some poetry will be a more enjoyable experience for you Lincoln." Haiku offers something more relaxing.
"How about the two of us just hang at the mall." Christina states since she has no distinct personality.
'I just want him to go skateboarding with me.' Ronnie Anne thought too prideful to ask Lincoln due to her tough girl reputation.
"Sorry ladies, but I have things to do at home. Maybe next time." Lincoln apologizes with a smile as the girls aw in disappointment.
After school Lincoln walks out the front door and sees...
"Kirby?!" Lincoln exclaims surprised at seeing the chauffeur from the 'Win a Limo for a Day' contest in Out on a Limo(S1E16B).
"Hey Lincoln! It's been a while!" Kirby greets while opening the passenger door of the limousine.
"What are you doing here?" Lincoln wonders since he didn't enter or win any contest.
"I'm guessing someone high up likes you Linc because that person is paying me to be your full time Chauffeur!" Kirby answers with a smile glad that he no longer has to drive stuck up rich people anymore.
"Really?!" Lincoln gleefully asks getting excited.
"You bet ya! This limousine and my services now belong to you!" Kirby confirms as Lincoln goes inside the vehicle.
Not only did the limo have comfy seats but has its own fully stocked snack bar with different sugary beverages.
"Now this is living! And this time it's all mine permanently!" Lincoln eats a bag of chips and drinks a root beer float as Kirby drives him home.
A few minutes later Lincoln is dropped off in front of his house.
"Give me a call whenever you want ride Lincoln. Though my work time is between seven AM to seven PM and I'm off on Sundays." Kirby states before leaving as Lincoln waves him off.
"Best day ever! If this is what my life will be like from now on then I'm glad I accepted that contract!" Lincoln said to himself as he walks inside.
About one year from when Lincoln received his power
A groggy Lincoln wakes up early in the morning. He leaves his room and drags himself towards the bathroom like a zombie to take a shower.
'Over a year of doing whatever I want and everything is exactly the same in everyone else's eyes.' Lincoln thought to himself.
His birthday or at least the date of when his birthday he chose to be on has passed and his family, friends, and even the government have declared him eleven years old even though in his perspective should be twelve and up a grade.
'And it's not just me. Lori is still both seventeen and a high school senior, Leni sixteen, Luna fifteen, Luan fourteen, Lynn thirteen, Lucy eight, Lana and Lola six, Lisa four, and Lily fifteen months. Mom and Dad I don't know but are obviously the same age.'
He also remembers having to deal with another April Fools Day but this time Luan used their own father and trapped them in a motel rigged with her pranks.
'If this was the real world then Luan would have been put into an asylum for going through all that just to mess with us. At least I didn't fall for any of them that time but Lily had to get a shot from being near that monkey because of Mom's paranoia. She cried an entire day because of that.' Lincoln was glad that he kept his noise cancelling earplugs.
Lincoln also looked forward to the 'Halloween Episode'. At first it was about him and Clyde sneaking into a private neighborhood of rich families to get full candy bars while Lucy's haunted corn maze project would be the B plot. However, the writers didn't think that there was enough conflict so they put in Hank and Hawk aka the most generic unsympathetic bullies I have ever seen in a kids cartoon to ruin things so that he and Clyde would go through some more hoops and make the ultimate sacrifice and give away their hard earned candy to the kids.
'It would have been so much easier if someone called the cops on them! At least the song number was spectacular.' Even though Lincoln could just materialize candy whenever he wishes it was more the principle of the thing since Halloween is sacred to him.
When Lincoln enters the bathroom he does not notice that the shower is running with someone still in the tub because he's still tired. He sets his orange towel on the rack paying no mind to the sky blue one already on it before taking off his pajamas and underwear.
"WHAAAAA!" Lincoln screams in shock at see who's inside.
"AAAHHH!" Lori screams in fright from the shower curtains being opened like in the movie Psycho.
"LORI?! I'M SO SORRY!" Lincoln shouts however his prepubescent hormones that he will always have compels him not to look away.
'Oh God! Lori's so hot and sexy!' Lincoln thought to himself while his subconscious started to take over.
Instead of getting angry and venomously shouting for Lincoln to leave the bathroom Lori instead gave a sultry look and posed like a model.
"Hey Lincoln. Like what you see?" Lori asks seductively while giving him a wink.
Lincoln can only nod as blood rushes to his erection.
"Then why don't you join me?" Lori spreads her arms invitingly as Lincoln does just that.
It was that day that Lincoln lost his virginity and a new world of sex without consequences begins.
Some time later
In the janitor's closet a naked Lincoln is pounding away an equally naked Ms. DiMartino.
"Oh Ms. DiMartino! Your pussy feels so good!" Lincoln sighs with pleasure as he fondles the breasts of the substitute teacher.
"Oh Lincoln! You're so big! I knew for a fact that you'd be my favorite student!" Ms. DiMartino exclaims what Lincoln wants to hear as the two French kiss.
Ms. DiMartino was one of many females that Lincoln conquered after Lori taught him the ins and outs of sex. After Lori he started with his other older sisters. It was kind of ironic that the naïve and innocent Leni has a voluptuous body.
"So this is how the two of us can show our love even more? Great idea Lincy!" Leni smiles as she and Lincoln relish in the afterglow.
With Luna, Lincoln decided to do some roleplaying and dressed and acted like her favorite Rock Star Mick Swagger.
"I've dreamed of becoming one of your roadies for a long time!" Luna said to 'Mick' as she rode him like a cowgirl.
"Anything for my number one fan, Love!" Lincoln said in a British accent.
Luan like everything else treated it like a joke.
"Hey! That's not my rubber chicken!" Luan said with a smile as she looks at Lincoln's erect penis.
"Maybe not but this cock will doodle you!" Lincoln shot back.
"Hahaha! Good one!" Luan laughs before she takes it in her mouth.
Lynn was surprisingly shy about it before Lincoln teased her.
"Oh yeah! We'll see who blows their load first!" Lynn angrily exclaims as she takes off her clothes as she and Lincoln 'wrestle' for dominance.
He even started to see his own mother as the hot and sexy milf she really is.
"Oh Honey! You're even bigger than your father!" Rita screams in ecstasy as Lincoln pounded into his own other while in his parents' room.
His younger sisters were obviously out of the question because they're too young. Hell even the girls his age don't seem to interest him much most likely because he already spoiled himself with older well developed girls/women though he will do it with Ronnie Anne, Christina, and maybe Girl Jordan eventually.
'After Ms. DiMartino I might take a stop to Lori's high school. I haven't really interacted with Becky, Stacy, and Dana since Lori's party episode and maybe even Carol Pingrey.' Lincoln thought as he and Ms. DiMartino finally had their orgasms before he rests his head on her bosom.
"That was magnificent mi amor." Ms. DiMartino coos as she strokes Lincoln's head.
"Me too Ms. DiMartino." Lincoln sighs with joy as he looks at the woman who has the same nationality as Ronnie Anne.
'Guess I have a thing for brown skinned girls if the new girl Stella is to be a reoccurring character. Does anyone even remember Paige?' Lincoln thought as his hands groped his current sexual partner.
"Do you regret what we just did Lincoln?" Ms. DiMartino asks as some part of her normal reasoning resurfaced from Lincoln control.
"No way! I haven't regretted any of my decisions in the past year and I'm glad I traded my old world for it!" Lincoln said with a smile as he got ready for another round with the woman who was pretty much the wet dream of every boy in Royal Woods Elementary.
One Hundred Years after Lincoln received his power
"Sigh!" Lincoln sighs in exasperation just like Lucy as he wanders around aimlessly in the Loud House.
"THIS IS MY SHIRT LENI! LET GO!"
"NO YOU LET GO!" Lori and Leni once again play tug of war with an article of clothing.
"YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" Luna is once again playing her electric guitar.
"What do you call a plant who a friend? A Bud! Hahaha, get it?" Luan once again telling lame puns.
"Lynn Loud makes the shot!" Bam "AND SCOOORRREEESSS! OOOOOOHHHHHH!" Lynn once again plays outdoor sports inside.
"I'll call this poem "Life: What a Tangled Web We Weave."" Lucy once again writing dreary poetry.
"LANA! Get your mud off my side of the room!"
"Get your glitter off my side of the room!" Lana and Lola once again arguing because they're polar opposites.
BAM! "I'm okay!" Lisa once again conducts experiments that end up in an explosive failure.
"Poo-poo!" Lily once again waddles around with a soiled diaper.
And their parents are once again too busy working and are not at home.
'They've been doing the same thing over and over again each year. Sure a new episode comes along into this reality for us to reenact but they all go back to their default personalities. These cartoon characters are blissfully unaware that they're living the same year over and over again while I have to pretty much watch the reruns of their lives.' Lincoln thinks to himself as he looks at the girls who he no longer sees as sisters or even human beings.
"I'm so bored. I've pretty much done everything fun over a thousand times and banged the same girls over a hundred times. Even sex can get boring if you're doing the same thing over and over." Lincoln mutters as he sighs once again at the repetition that has now become his life.
"LET GO LENI!"
"NO! YOU LET GO!"
Having enough of their antics Lincoln takes action.
"Leni! That sweater is sky blue! It's obviously Lori's!" Lincoln shouts at his dimmest sister.
"Oh okay!" Leni simply states as she lets go of the sweater and walks away.
"Thanks twerp." Lori briefly kisses Lincoln on the lips before going back to her and Leni's room to use her phone once again.
"Luna! We modified the garage to be soundproof! Why don't you use it?!" Lincoln asks as he unplugs her guitar.
"Oh right! Thanks for reminding me bro!" Luna takes her instrument and goes there.
"Luan! You're always telling puns. Why don't you practice you're other acts?"
"Come to think of it. It's been awhile since I juggled while riding a unicycle. Don't want to get rusty and fall on a pie. Hahaha!" Luan goes outside to practice.
"Lynn! Shouldn't you be practicing with your basketball team? Don't you girls actually want to win the next competition?"
"Yeah, you're right! With Paula's leg healed and Amy getting in better shape all I need to do is get Diane some fingerless gloves for her sweaty palms and find a way to help Maya with her narcolepsy" Lynn leaves to meet her basketball team the Turkey Jerkies.
"Lucy, shouldn't you go see your admittedly hot friend Haiku about the latest episode of Vampires of Melancholia?"
"Thanks for reminding me Lincoln. We need to mitigate the complaints the fans are making about some of the show's changes." Lucy also leaves to meet the best out of the four girls from the Satie Hawkins Dance episode.
Lincoln merely reminds Lana to feed all the pets so she and Lola would stop arguing.
"Lisa, why are you experimenting in your room when we made a controlled environment down in the basement?"
"But it gets cold or hot down there depending on the time of year." Lisa complains
Lincoln simply points in the direction of the stairs while looking at girl Dexter.
"Oh fine!" Lisa relents as she head down.
Now having relative silence Lincoln sighs in relief as he stands near the top of the stairs.
"What am I going to do with my life?" he asks himself since comics, manga, anime, video games, friends, and sex no longer gives him the rush of fun as they use to.
His thoughts are interrupted when he smells Lily who's hugging his leg and looking up to him with a smile.
"Sigh, Your diaper's now clean Lily." with his words Lily's dirty diaper is now clean as though she didn't shit in it in the first place.
"Hehehe! Inkin!" Lily giggles as she nuzzles his leg.
Getting anxious Lincoln kneels down and places his hands on her bare shoulders so he can get her undivided attention.
"Lily please! You don't realize it but you're over a hundred years old! Can you please say my name correctly!" Lincoln commands but there are some things he can't make happen even with his power.
"Inkin!" Lily smiles blissfully.
"No! Lincoln!" he emphasizes the sounds of the letters.
"Inkin!" Lily giggles having no concept of enunciation.
"NO! LINCOLN!" he raises his voice.
"...Inking! Hehehe!" Lily giggles thinking they're playing a game.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!" in sheer anger and frustration Lincoln pushes Lily away forgetting that he was in front of the stairs.
Thunk!
Bam!
Bang!
Thud!
As though in slow motion Lincoln see Lily fall down the stairs as she bounces hard on the steps, wall and railing. If he listens hard enough he can even hear her little bones break around her arms and legs. Finally with one final loud thud her head hits the floor hard as she crumples down not moving or even crying.
Not even a whimper.
"OH GOD! LILY!" Lincoln races down the stairs in a panic but not careless enough that he'll trip.
"NO! NO! NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" Lincoln holds her battered form.
"LILY! LILY!" he shakes her tiny form to get a response from her.
Lincoln soon realizes that Lily is not breathing before dropping her on the floor as he realizes what he's done.
"no...no. what have I done?" Lincoln whispers as tears start running down his face.
"NO! LILY! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T BE DEAD! YOU CAN'T BE!" Lincoln kneels down as he covers his face while crying.
"Poo-poo?"
A shocked Lincoln looks up and sees Lily standing in front of him clearly alive and completely unharmed looking at him with a confused look.
"What?! Lily?! But how?!" Lincoln exclaims with a bewildered look.
Why are you so surprised?
"Wha?!" Lincoln jolts up shocked to hear a voice from nowhere.
Is it so surprising that you can even bring characters back to life?
"It's you! The voice who gave me my power! Where have you been after all these years?!" Lincoln wonders as he checks Lily's body and sees that she's one hundred percent healthy.
Did you forget? I'm always watching you! Except when I need to skip or fast forward in time.
"Never mind that! Please! Take this power back!" Lincoln pleads while looking up into the ceiling.
Why? I thought you enjoyed being able to do virtually anything you wanted without consequence?
"I did enjoy it! Very much! Everyone treats me with respect or flat out worships me! I get to fuck hot chicks on a regular basis. I don't allow anything bad to happen me even if it didn't make any sense."
Then what's the problem?
"It's been one hundred years and I'm bored out of my mind! I've done every fun thing I can think of and I've done them countless times over and over again!"
Lily looks confused seeing as her big brother is talking to no one she can hear or see.
"I want to go back to before I got this power. Only so that I can be ignorant of the fact that I'm a cartoon character and that I'm practically living the same year over and over as though I'm in a time loop. I don't care if people, even my own family would treat me horribly because of the writers! At least it's something different!"
Sorry, there are no take backs. You're stuck like this for the rest of your life until the show's series finale. which won't be anytime soon since Nickelodeon will milk the show passed it's prime just like SpongeBob.
"NO! What am I suppose to do for the rest of my existence?! I've already lied down on my bed and watch TV while snacking on junk food for a couple of weeks and even that got old!" Lincoln despairs at the thought of just doing nothing for the rest of day.
So you want to do something different and new right?
"Yeah, but going somewhere that the show establishes like Dairy Land or the beach are things that have become boring to me."
I've got an idea.
"I'm considering anything at this point."
When Lily died, what did you feel?
"What?... Well, first I felt horrified. I couldn't believe that I did something I thought I would never do. Then I felt so terrible that I thought I was about to throw up." Lincoln said as he affectionately rubs Lily head causing her to giggle.
Then after you brought her back to life?
"I felt great relief. I didn't know I could do that since death isn't something that's happened in the show. Sure, our lives have been in danger before but it never happened."
Explicit sex never happened before but you changed that after your first year didn't it?
"Yeah! You're right! When I discovered sex my life got even better! But what does this have to do with Lily who died and came back?"
A character dying and coming back to be reused is something that only one other show has done but it's something new and different for your world Lincoln. Don't you think it's an interesting plot element to work on?
"Hey Yeah! That is something new and different in my world! And it doesn't matter since I can bring them back to life simply by my will! It's not like we're real people anyways!"
But who will it be? The impact will be lost if more than one character dies and comes back every time it happens. Also it should be one of your sisters.
"Yeah but Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa are too easy targets since people tag them as the mean sisters. Leni's too nice a girl to let it bother her, Luna's the fan favorite, Lucy I think would find it pretty cool even though it's not vampirism, Lana just fades into the background, which only leaves Lily." Lincoln looks at the forever fifteen month old baby who's ignorant of the pains and hardships of the world.
PERFECT
With a sadistic glee, Lincoln starts his new life. Newer life. More specifically the major events in his life that are categorized as episodes. Lincoln wants to make his own versions of them that he thinks are better suited for his own enjoyment.
Lori walks down the stairs while talking on the phone with one of her friends.
"Hey Lori, can you get me a fudge-sickle?" Lincoln asks as he hands Lily to his eldest sister.
"Sure whatever." Lori absentmindedly holds Lily in her left arm before she heads towards the kitchen.
Back to the present aka The Butterfly Effect
"And I'm back to being bored again. I guess having Lily die once or twice a chapter has already gotten boring." Lincoln finally ends his flashback.
Didn't you learn anything in the hundred years of receiving your power? If things start to get dull then simply go batshit crazy and over the top. It works well for Rick and Morty. Though they do it a whole lot better and fits it into the story.
"How am I suppose go about doing that?" Lincoln queries with a raised eyebrow.
With the best source for crazy and nonsensical media..
Anime
"Lincoln!" Lisa bursts into his room with a panicked expression.
"What is it Lisa?" Lincoln asks though not really interested.
"The cloning machine is malfunctioning and is spawning out Lily clones every minute! Hundreds of Lily are already infesting the town causing panic and alarm towards the residence! We have to do something!" Lisa explains getting more and more anxious.
Royal Woods Mall(How did they get there so fast?)
Several Lily clones are crawling and waddling around the floors and stores of the mall.
"What are these vermin?!" a security guard shouts.
"Such hideous thing! The horror! The horror!" a female shopper screams.
Back at the Loud House
Two Lily's are picking on Leo by pinching his cheeks which he hates.
"WAAAAAHHHHH!" Leo cries from his face ouchies.
"Stupid Weo." one Lily clone said as the other laughs evilly.
Lincoln's room
"Alright Lisa! Here's the plan! You stop the machine from spewing out more clones while I deal with the ones all over town!" Lincoln tells his plan with a voice filled with determination.
"How are you going to get rid of them all?" Lisa asks as there's too many for one person to deal with.
"I have my ways. Now go!" Lincoln commands as Lisa makes her way towards the cloning machine in basement and not the one in her bunker which is fine.
Lincoln turns on the lights of his room before pulling out a book from his dresser. The cover is orange and the only thing written on the front is two words...
Loud Note
Music Track: Low of Solipsism(Look it up. The following events are better when it's playing.)
Lincoln opens his notebook and starts writing furiously on it's pages while also doing flourishes that are completely unneeded.
The two Lily clones bullying Leo sudden gasp in pain as they hold their chests before collapsing dead.
"Yay!" Leo cheers no longer feeling ouchies from his families playthings that's okay to break.
At the mall
Everyone inside is suddenly compelled to solve their rodent problem themselves.
"Drown you little monsters!" several people start dunking the Lily clones into the fountain until they start moving.
The local gun shop is handing out their wares to those who are old and responsible enough and know all safety rules to use them to gun down the clones.
"WAAAAAHHHH!" many Lily clones screams out in pain before they were quickly silenced.
Out on the streets many clones become compelled to crawl/waddle on the street where they're immediately run over by incoming traffic and turned into road kill.
A Lily playing in a sand box is vaporized by a laser that was fired from somewhere.
Another is waddling towards a lavender ball but is crushed by a falling safe before she could get to it.
Another is falling to her doom inside an active volcano while holding a teething ring.
Several are in a gas chamber which is one of the ways the prisoners are executed being poisoned to death.
Helicopters are carrying giant donuts to lure hundred of Lily clones to fall off a cliff.
The other Loud sisters are doing there part. Lori called several of her friends to form a lynch mob with torches and pitchforks. Leni and her coworkers designed some gear used to capture and kill. Luna and her friends were rocking out getting people motivated for their assault. Luan took some pages from the Joker and weaponized her gear. Lynn and all of her sports teams are working together and are using their equipment. Lucy and her friends are using good old fashioned magic. Lana and her animal friends are tearing them with their fangs and claws. Even the herbivores have ways to kill. Finally Lola is using several of Lisa's inventions that weren't meant to be used as weapons like a portal gun, gravity gun, and a plasma cutter.
music end
"Phew! Done!" Lincoln declares putting his pencil as several pages of his notebook were filled with ways on how the Lily clones will die.
He then goes down into the basement to see how Lisa is progressing.
"Is everything alright Lisa?" Lincoln asks as the flow of Lily clones have subsided.
"Good new eldest brother! I have fixed the malfunction and the machine is working as it should be. Also there's only one Lily left alive if my scanner is to be believed." Lisa replies in a happy tone.
"That's great Lisa! Problem solved!" Lincoln exclaims triumphantly.
"Yeeeaaahhh, but the bad news is that the last Lily clone has somehow grown several stories high and is rampaging in the city." Lisa states with her awkward smile.(You know the one.)
Great Lakes City(The place where the Casagrandes live)
Lilyzilla has climbed up the tallest skyscraper and is holding Lucy captive roaring towards the world for the cruelty that she suffers regularly.
"We somehow worked in a giant Lily terrorizing a the city." Lincoln said to the audience/reader before sighing.
"Well Leo, ready to save our sister?" Lincoln asks his baby brother while they're riding a tank.
"Poo-poo! Hehehe!" Leo exclaims giggling as the two Loud brothers have the might of the U.S. military ready to bombard Lilyzilla with bullets and missiles.
The End
Extra: Alternate Version of: And Lily Makes Ten by ToonStar95
"Whoopee." Lincoln gives a half-hearted thumbs up when their mother laying on her hospital bed shows them their new family member.
Suddenly, he felt a little tug at his thumb. His eyes shot wide open. He looked down at the bundle, and inside was a little newborn baby, her body wrapped in a soft pink blanket, her cheeks bright and red. She was grasping his thumb. The baby slowly turned her head up and, for the first time in her life, opened her eyelids just a tad. The baby smiled.
"Hey there." Lincoln holds her little hand that was grasping his thumb and then...
Snap
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" little Lily cries out in agony as her right arm is now bent in an unnatural way.
"Doctors spank newborns when they come out the mother. This is my version of that. Come on girls, who's turn is it next?" Lincoln asks as his nine other sisters pull out weapons and are now sporting sinister grins.
Newborn Lily is placed on the floor and the second thing she sees in her life are her sisters before they start beating her.
"Welcome to the land of the living Lily! This is your life from now on!" Lincoln declares as he, his mother, and his father watch the newborn's first interaction with her family.
The End
Lilyzilla's death: Bombarded with countless bullets and missiles before plummeting down the skyscraper she was climbing and crashing down into the streets below.
So is Stella Lincoln's new love interest? If yes, why build up Ronnie Anne? As a side note, Ronnie Anne deserves her own episodes. Bobby was shown more than her but obviously her family doesn't deserve their own spinoff show.
Oh, and thanks for the many suggestions on what to do to Lily in future chapters.