Lets just take a moment to ponder, shall we? I am by no means a Saint, and likewise never said or acted that i was. Yet here i am, in another predicament with none other than our friendly neighborhood Hatake.

Lets rewind a bit.

Im sitting at the bar booth with Kakashi while Asuma is herding/dragging out a very intoxicated Gai. Then low and behold, thump, Kakashi's face practicality lands in my groin. Now like i said im not a Saint, so my first reaction wasnt saint-like.

Holy shit! Ok ok ok. Breath and count to 10. Dont think about it. This has to be a joke.

"I know we've been joking around but dont you think this is taking it too far?"

I wait for a answer but a soft snort is all i get. I glance around looking for help or someone to see this because honestly i cant believe this is happening. I highly doubt that Kakashi would be this way, call it intuition but i have a feeling hes doing this to see what ill do.

"Well then..." So time for my best behavior, something thats not easy for me.

Holding his head in my hands i slip out of the booth before readjusting my hands to under his armpits to pull him out, wouldve been easier if i wasnt slightly drunk. Youd think he was light as a feather but hes heavy as shit. Long lanky bastard.

"Hey help me out! Youre not light ya know!"

"My weight is just right, thanks." he said while i slung him over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes. At least thats what i think he said, it was hard to tell because all i heard was:

"Ma wheat iz jus fight, 'anks"

"Yeah, yeah. Now where do you live?"

When no answer came i sighed heavily before walking out if the bar into the street. The sun was setting making the sky look like a watercolor painting of pinks, oranges and purple tones.

"Oi! Where ya live?!" I jossle him, i was going to smack his ass but i figured he wouldve somehow killed me in his 'drunken' state. Again no answer. Fucking hell.

I glance around until i spot an old lady, walking over i must have been a sight. A tall stranger in town with a Kakashi ass beside my head as i asked her if she knew where he lived. Probably thought i drugged him and was going to do naughty things to him while he was unconscious. Granted i thought about it.

"Umm...he lives in the Shinobi Apartments down the road a piece, stranger." I smile politely, bowing my head to her before walking off.

Now it was rather awkward walking down the slightly crowded street with an unconscious Hatake on my shoulder. I got more than enough strange looks, something that normally i would ignore but with Kakashi's hands flopping around unintentionally touching my ass i ended up blushing bright red and cursing him to hell alomg with some other colorful words.

"If you weren't already knocked out id punch you." I growled over my shoulder towards him, getting an eye full of Hatake ass. I stare at it with a quirked brow for a moment until a voice makes me jump and quickly look away.

"I can feel you burning holes in my ass."

"Shut up, its not like im trying to stare but it is in my face."

Kakashi raised up his head causing him to slide backwards off my shoulder. I fumble with grabbing him before he drops off completely. I catch him but...

With handfuls of Hatake ass in my hands and a beat red face i freeze. Damnit, i shouldve dropped him. Hes just as tense as me. Fuck, hes gonna kill me.

He calmly clears his throat, making me slowly turn to look him in the face, which is like a foot away from mine. I can almost feel the steam coming off my hot embarrassed face.

"I ugh...You were..."

I look away as i put him on his feet, he wobbles when my i release my grip on his asscheeks. I frantically grab his vest collar to pull him towards me for balance.

"Gah, youre such a-"

"Youre the ass molester."

I open my mouth to give a stinging retort but close it when i see his eye dancing with slight killing intent. Fucking dickhead.

"Shut up."

I grab his hands to put on my shoulders as i turn around to bend my knees and hold my arms out behind me.

"Get on and hurry up. Youre heavy as shit and im tired."

Theres a long pause, his eye was drilling a hole into my skull, and just when i was about to stand up and leave his ass to walk he pressed into my back.

Should've made him walk.

I hook my arms under his knees and stand up as his drapes his arms lazily over my shoulders. I adjust him with a slight bounce before walking towards his apartment. His chin resting on my shoulder with his eye watching my face with an unreadable gaze.

I try to ignore it and just get to his home quickly but its an annoying feeling of someone just straight up staring you in the face. He knew i knew he was staring and didnt seem to care.

I just wanna drop him on his ass sooo bad. It shouldve made me feel better than him but somehow i felt more like a pack mule or some stead for him to ride off into battle on. Yup. Shouldve let him fall on his ass.

"Ma, Lincoln, did you know you have a mole here?"

His cool finger brushed lightly across the skin on my neck, causing me to suck in a gasp and lean my head away, unintentionally exposing my neck more to him.

"Hmm"

"Dont do that ya jackass." I growl out breathlessly. I fix my eyes on the apartment complex ahead with a clenched jaw.

Almost there, almost there, alm-

I let out a soft groan when his breath tickles my neck and his masked nose tip brushes lightly on the shell of my ear.

My heart rate kicks up, some much so i could swear he heard it and gave a quiet chuckle. I grip his legs tighter and stumble slightly.

"What are you-.."

"Hmm i wonder as well."

Gritting my teeth i force my legs forward towards the building.

"Third floor, 2C."

Panting slightly i walk to the stairs but nearly dump him onto the concrete when his nose brushed my jawline with another chuckle.

This bastard is asking for it.

"I swear ill leave you out here." I growl out through bared teeth. He just shrugged but moved his face from my neck. With a tired sigh i walk up the first stairs, pausing at the second to catch my breath. My groin was pressed into my zipper painfully, making the action of walking almost agony. I figured he wouldve made a snarky comment but he said nothing.

I growl under my breath as i continue up the second stairs, his chuckle making my problem worse. I clench my jaw tighter as i pause on the third set of steps.

"Just shut up for a second." I snarl softly, making him stiffen on my back. I carrying on until i reach his door. My breath coming out in heated pants, he makes no move for his keys which annoys me further.

"Oi, gimme your key!"

"Hmm? Ah." He reaches back to get them from his pocket. Leaning my hot forehead onto the cold metal door trying to steady myself. This- This- shit i cant think straight.

Key jingling next to my ear makes me turn my head slightly on the door to see him from the corner of my eye giving me an eye crinkle smile. Frowning at him I suddenly release my grip only to catch him again. His eye snapped open wide as he scrambled to grab onto me only to glare when i caught him again. Wordlessly he leans forward to unlock his door and open it. I step in and soundless drop him completely. He clings to me for a second before getting off and standing on his feet. We share a glare before he kicks the door closed while shoving his hands into his pockets and stepping out of his sandles. I watch him open mouthed as he walked straight into a room from in the living room.

Rage fills my chest, that piece of shit wasnt even drunk!!

I huff loudly, looking around the sorry excuse for a living space. As soon as you walk in theres a shoe rack then opens up into an open concept area. Kitchen to your left with a fridge on the far wall next to a oven then dark counters on bottom dark wooden cabinets. A sink resting in the middle of the counter. Above that is more large cabinets. An island in the middle of the kitchen which then opens up into a living room with no decorations. A simple beige sectional with small coffee table with a glass sliding door on the far wall that opens up to a small balcony with one white plastic chair. Two doors on the right side im assuming lead to a bedroom and a bathroom.

With a sigh i take off my boots and put them neatly into the shoe rack. Walking through the kitchen and into the living room to sit on the couch with a loud sigh. Sitting with my elbows on my knees with head in my hands.

My sanity is breaking, what the hell was he doing? My groin was still painfully letting me know it needed release. I glare at it, willing it to go down.

This fucker was giving me blue balls.

"Im gonna shower." I call as i stand and walk over to what i assumed was a bathroom. No such luck, broom closet.

"Its in here." Kakashi called from in his room. I slam the door with a growl and walk stiff-legged into his room. Glaring at him sitting on his bed reading as i pass into the bathroom. Slamming that door as well.

Turning on the walk in glass shower, letting my fingers feel the water to test the temperature. Once it was warm enough i strip out of my BTU jacket and white undershirt. I kick out of my pants until im in my boxer breifs and black tubesocks. A knock at the door makes me nearly bust my ass on the slippery tile floor.

Stupid vasiline infused tile, stupid droopy eyed bastard.

I was so pissed off and frustrated i flung open the door fully to glare at him, forgetting my current problem below the waist.

"What!?" I snarl while leveling him with a glare. It wouldve been more effective if we werent the same height. He glances down while holding out a towel, from were he was looking down he glanced up with a raised eyebrow.

I snatch the towel, pushing him away from the door before slamming it shut. Snarling to myself when i hear an amused chuckle in the room outside the bathroom. This bitch.

I undress wuickly then get in the shower, the warmth was relaxing. I stand with the water cascading down my head over my tired body. My eyes glaring at the full on erection standing to attention. Sighing with annoyance i grab his body wash and quickly run through the procedure of showering, hoping that it would go down when i was done. No such luck.

I pause to listen for him but cant really hear anything other than tge water spraying on my skin.

Now i didnt want to do this in his shower with him in the other room but it was getting paipainful and i be damned if i was gonna sit in agony all night.

Gripping myself at the base i gave a slight stroke, nearly groaning, i leaned my head on the tile in front of me.

"Damnit.." a gasp out as my hand tightens on myself and starts stroking faster. This is too embarrassing.

I try to imagine im at home in my own shower but the smell of his body wash, his scent, was making it impossible. Plus his scent was making he harder if that was possible. My breath coming in gasps, as my mind wanders.

His scent, his eyes, his hands. Fuck...

My imagination was seeing him on his knees infront of me, hands gripping my length while looking up at me from under his wet gray hair. His mismatched eyes boring into mine, that scarlet red swirling lightly. His lips parted as his tounge slipped out to lick the tip of my head. I groan softly when his hands start speeding up and his tounge still out to catch my seed with his mouth open. Seeing this makes my balls tighten and my hands reach out to hold his head in place. My hips jerk forward slightly as my hot seed spills onto his tounge, lips. White stars flicker in my vision as the full force of my orgasm hits me. I groan out his name softly, his tounge swipes at the cum on his lips.

Fuck...I stare down at my sticky hand. I cant believe i just did that. I masturbated to Kakashi...

I clean off my hands and groin then turn off the water and step out. My legs still weak from the orgasm. When i step out i realise i have no clothes or boxers to wear. Fuck...

Wrapping the towel around myself i step out into the bedroom to find Kakashi on his side facing away from me.

"Hey, got any clothes i can borrow?"

He makes no move to get any. I glare at his back before jumping onto the bed to kick him lightly in the ribs.

"Hey!"

He turns to glare at me, my foot resting on his ribs wearing only a towel. I didnt count on the fact that from his angle and were im standing he can clearly see everything. His eye widens before he grabs my ankle to yank it off. I slip back and land on my back, towel flicking up but landing a little high when i fall into the matress.

I push myself up on my elbows to growl at him but hes sitting up with a death grip on my ankle. His eye shielded by his hair.

Ok maybe it wasnt a good idea to kick him, yeah totally regretting that. He looks pissed.

He raises his head to glare at me while growling,

"Get out."

My spine tingles, hair on my neck stands up, and i try to slide away but his hand wont let go of my ankle.

"Ugh...Can you let go?"

His fingers dig harder into my skin, making me wince with a gasp. I tuck my chin to my chest from were my elbows propped me up on the bed. I unconsciously draw my other leg up, making the towel ride up higher and exposing the bottom of my ass.

"Kakashi!"

I gasp as his finger nails dig into my skin, my eyes narrowing in pain. I wanna kick him in the head to let go but hes way stronger than me and i dont feel like getting an ass kicking while naked.

His head snaps up and his eye locks onto my ass, causing me to roast in a blush that runs down my face to my bare tan chest. I fling my arms forward to try and cover myself. The matress creaks and the grip on my ankle is gone. I glance up to see him on his knees between my legs, his face shadowed. I gulp before pulling my thighs together and turning over to scramble off the matress.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Ah God! Hes seriously gonna kill me!!

I hit the floor, leap up and run out the door, slamming it as i do. I stop to look down when i feel a breeze. I'm completely naked, i quickly cover myself with my hands.

The door behind me opens and i glance back, in my birthday suit, to see him leaning in the door way watching me smugly.

"Ma, Lincoln, you look uncomfortable."

I grit my teeth, tensing slightly, causing his eyes to drift down to look at my ass before lazily meeting my glare again.

"I am! Just give me my clothes!"

I must look so stupid. Naked with my bare ass showing and a red blush you fry an egg on.

Chuckling he reaches out of sight. I get ready to run, what if he kunais me in the ass cheek?! Laughing he pulls a pair of clothes and boxers out and tosses them to me. That prick, i cant catch them with my back turned. Ah fuck it.

I turn around and catch them to my chest, exposing myself completely with a smug grin.

"I can feel you boring holes, Kakashi." I grin when i see a blush peeking over his mask. He looks away with a scoff before turning and going back to his bed. I quickly pull on the black form fitting boxers then some black jogging pants that i have to roll up the bottoms of. I slip on the navy long sleeve shirt and shove the sleeves up to my elbows.

"Youre such a jerk." I growl as i walk to the couch, flopping there face down with a groan.

"Im not the one jacking off in the shower of another man."

I freeze, my blood running cold. He can clearly see me from were i am and i know if i look he'll be staring at me.

"Yeah? Well im not the one listening to another man jack off." I counter, i mumbled it into the cushion but i knew he heard me because i heard him freeze from adjusting in his bed.

Heh, take that you dickh-

A hot breath and a soft growl at my ear, i slowly turn my head to come face to face with a pair of mismatched eyes. My breath gets stuck in my throat.

"And what were you thinking about as you used my shower, hmm?"

Under the sweet tone was a dark edge, an almost begging for me to say it. This guy wanted me to slip up so he could kick my ass. In that moment i shouldve been frightened, but i wasnt. That tone pissed me off, and i wasnt gonna let him try and Alpha dog me.

"A pair of hungry eyes and a greedy little mouth that couldnt get enough."

Now lets pause here, because looking back i shouldve YET AGAIN kept my mouth shut. And now that im fully in my right mind, if i ever was, i realised something. Every Kakashi fan knows that his senses are super heightened. His ears, eyes and nose are extremely hard to hide from. So now ive come to the conclusion that while i was having my little shower session he heard everything, smelled when i finished and beforehand when i opened the door in my boxers he saw everything. So in conclusion, im a fucking idiot. Lets resume, shall we?

"Oh really?"

Theres that tone again, the sweet but dark threat underneath. Shut up Lincoln. Shut up!

"Hmhmm, Wanted more but i had none left to give."

Damnit you stupid fucker, just shut up!!

A hand on the collar of my shirt ripped me to my knees on the couch while a calloused hand gripped my jaw roughly.

"Youre mouth is very annoying."

He commented while glaring at me. I glare back while trying to get his hand off my face by pulling at his wrist. His grip tightened.

"Fuck! That hurts, let go! I carried you home ya bastard!" I snarled out, he quirked an eyebrow.

"Oh i remember, you nearly came in your pants when i breathed on you. Then you jerk off in my shower whispering my name. So tell me something, Lincoln."

The blood drains from my body as fear worms into my gut.

"Whats the nature of your fascination with me?" His grip tightened again, but i didnt feel it. My head was swimming and my stomach was twisting. He knew. he knew the whole time.

I start hyperventilating as my eyes blur out my vision.

Shit. Shit. SHIT.

This isnt happening, he knew the whole time that i had this crush on him, thats why he let me get away with everything. Thats why he pretended to be drunk, to see what i would do. Thats also why he did all those things on the walk home. This whole time he was fucking with me. This whole time he was making fun of me.

Blinded by rage or tears, i dont know which one, i shoved him away from me.

"You heartless bastard!"

My eyes slammed shut as my face twisted into a disgusted, seething face. My frame shook and my hands balled into fists. Hot tears rolled down my face, i tried to hold them back.

"All this is your fault! Did you have fun, huh?! Fucking with my feelings?!" I snapped open my eyes, glaring with as much rage as i could at his shocked face.

"Its bastards like you that ruin lives! This whole time it was some joke to you!"

Granted i was playing around too but i knew what i felt for him, what ive always felt. This is what they meant by dont meet your heros.

"Go to Hell, Hatake." I snarl out as i swing on his unsuspecting shocked face.

AN:Sup guys! Hope you all like it so far! Please leave some reviews. This story is more of a pass-time for me and helps me with writers block on my other story. But it still means a great deal to me and ill still put 200% into it. For those of you who liked and followed this story:Thank you so much! And dont worry well get back to the Funny in the next chapter. I just figured it was time to bring in some Lemon and Drama. ;pThank for the follows and likes! Next chapter coming soon!-LittleMcSavage =-=