By the time i got back to the apartment it was very late. I pulled a Kakashi and slipped out when the bill showed up for the ramen. Whats one more bowl to Whiskers' 12?

Anyway, the walk home wasnt totally uneventful. I even caught a ride to the apartment. Gai and Lee were training and i talked them into giving me a lift home. Ended up sitting on Gai's feet while they had a handstand race around the village.

So when i walked in Kakashi's home imagine my surprise at seeing him still up. He was sitting on the couch reading his book, no headband or vest, just his long sleeve shirt and pants.

"Aw did you wait up for me?"

He flicked his eyes over with a playful glare but returned to reading. I grin while clasping my hands behind my back, about to walk over an annoy him further, but i stop to stare at the white object on the Island counter.

"No way! My phone made it!"

I snatch it up with a wide genuine smile. I cant believe it! My one treasure from the real world made it here in one peice. I swipe the screen and type my passward which opens it up to all my apps and crap.

I suddenly feel a presence at my back, making me look over my shoulder to see a very curious Kakashi. So thats why he stayed up, he wanted to see what my phone was.

"I was doing laundry when it fell out of your pants, along with that thing."

I glance over to spot my solar charging dock. I nearly wanna cry from joy. Thank Kami i brought that on the raid, even after everyone called me an idiot.

"What is it?"

Oh so cute, so curious, im gonna fuck with him.

"Whats what?"

He pointed at my Smartphone while deadpanning at me. Oh this is adorable.

"Hmm? Oh! This? Its nothing."

I go to put it on the counter, watching him from the corner of my eye, his mismatched gaze never leaves my phone. I place it there and step around him to walk over to the couch. He straightens up and turns to face me, trying to look uninterested, but his eyes keep darting back to the phone every few seconds.

So inquisitive. I know Kakashi is naturally very curious and slightly obsessive. Hes almost like a crow with shiny things, takes them to his nest to horde. Hmmm...Does that make me a shiny thing to him?

Hes trying so hard not to figit and im trying not to laugh. I really want to play with my phone but i also want to annoy the shit out of him. Eventually he cant stand it any longer,

"Whats it do?"

I grin with a shrug, this is too good.

"Alot of things."

He doesnt seem to like my aloof answer. Getting a taste of his medicine but i know him pretty well from watching the shows for years with some research on the side.

"Like what?"

He picks it up, turning it over in his hands casually but his eyes are dancing with interest. Should i continue to fuck with him? Hell yes.

"Hmm, lets see."

I tap my chin with my index finger while staring at the ceiling, looking thoughtful but he can clearly see my smile and eyes ablaze with amusement. When i glance at him hes glaring at me impatiently. I chuckle and wave him over.

"Bring it here. Ill show you."

He crosses the room and sits beside me on the couch before extending out his hand to me. The phone in his grasp lets me know hes not letting it go. Did i mention hes possessive of things he finds interesting?

I unlock the screen and glance at him to see his eyes wide. Chuckling again i click on my music, tapping a song. When it lets out the sound of the beat he nearly drops it. We fumble for it until its in his hand again.

"Music? Inside of it?"

He turns it over a few times, trying to figure out how it works while i sit back with a smile.

"Hmhmm, i have alot of music in there."

"Is that all it does?"

"No, i can communicate with people through it. Whether through words typed on the phone or spoken through it."

He gives me a look, thinking im fucking with him. Sighing i back out of the music app and go to my texts. I tap on a random persons icon and type out Kakashi's name before hitting send. Its not like theyll actually get my text anyway. His eyes widen before squinting at the screen.

"I can also play games."

I hold out my hand for the phone which he begrudgingly gave to me. I click on angry birds and start sling shotting birds at the green pigs.

"Here, try it."

I hand him my phone but he just ends up hitting the home button and closing the game.

"Ah! I broke it!"

I burst into a fit of laughter, he's too cute.

"No no. You exited out."

I get up to go get a bottle of water, leaving him to play with his new found toy. When i close the fridge and turn back to look at him he clicks on a song from my music.

Slow hands by Niall Horen.

I nod my head to the beat while smiling at him. He tilts his head slightly at the phone, unaware his foot is tapping lightly.

"Its about sex, right?"

I nod,

"Yeah, but also about love and the greed of wanting more."

I start swaying and singing along as i shuffle across the kitchen. Popping my hips to the beat. He watches me closely while i dance in the kitchen, laughing lightly. I pause to stare at him with a raised eyebrow.

"What? You can dance, cant you?"

He shrugs, making me smile wider.

"Come on, Ill teach you." I walk over and set the phone down while grabbing his hand to pull him to his feet.

"Theres lots of dances but my favorite move is the 'Awkward guy at the club' "

He raises both eyebrows as i drop his hand to step to the left and snap my fingers, only to do the same motion when i step to the right. His sharigan was spinning, copying my movements.

"No, no, no! No copying. This is something you just feel in your gut when the music plays."

He frowns but closes his sharigan eye, i nod with a smile.

"Now feel the music, then move with it."

The music changed to What lovers do by Maroon 5. He furrowed his brows but started bobbing his head and swaying. I laughed before swiveling my hips and bouncing my shoulders back and forth. He watched me for a moment before copying me, a small smile under his mask.

"See? Its all about feeling the music."

I gave a spin on my heel before clapping with the beat. He tilted his head at me, i could see he was getting overwhelmed.

"Ok hold on. Lets try something else."

I grab my phone and look through my music for a moment until i click on one with a smirk. Oh this is gonna be good.

I put on a soft song, glancing at him to see his eyes brighten with understanding.

"I can dance to that."

I let out a yelp as his hand grabs mine and twirls me to his chest, one hand in mine as his other lowers to the small of my back. He begins waltzing me around his apartment while i blush and studder.

"W-wait! You knew how to dance!?"

"Of course i do. I just wanted to play with you for a bit."

His laugh was heartwarming. I frown down at my feet, i cant waltz, i put on this song to fuck with him again. I was gonna tell him when songs like this come on youre suppose to Twerk. Damn him. Stupid Scarecrow.

My feet fumbled clumsily causing him to grin smugly at me.

"I cant slow dance, im not coordinated enough."

"Hmm."

He pushes his bare toe tips into mine,

"Move when i do."

I blush down at our feet, willing myself to stop being such a girl. I could feel him trying not to laugh, which only irratated me further. But before i could act on my vexation he spun me by my finger tips and pulled me close to dip be back. I gave out a yelp when he made like he was going to drop me. I clung to his shoulders, pulling myself into his chest.

"You jerk."

I murmured before he stood me up straight. We let go of our grips on eachother and he sat down on the couch. I paused the music and sat on the other end facing him with my legs crossed.

"Its getting late, we should get some sleep."

I was shocked at the feeling in my chest. Disappointment. We were finally truely getting along and now it was over. I nodded with a 'Yeah'. But i wanted to protest.

"Goodnight, Lincoln."

"Night, Kakashi. Sleep tight dont let the Genins bite."

I winced inwardly at my childish joke but he simply laughed and walked into his dark room. I flopped forward face down into the couch, blushing like the idiot i was.

Damnit Lincoln, pull yourself together. Youre a big strong military guy, not a little kid. Stop blushing and studdering and say what you mean!

"Kakashi?"

Damnit my voice sounds so weak.

"Hmm?"

I turn my back to his door and face the couch, pulling the cover at my feet over my shoulders.

"Wake me if you need me."

Damnit! Thats not what i wanted to say! 'Wake me if you need me'? What the literal fuck!? Ah Kami, hes gonna think im even more of an idiot.

"Thanks."

It was a soft reply but kind, and held a smile to it. I blushed bright red, even my ears were burning. I covered my exposed ear with a hand before slamming my eyes shut.

When i woke it was to the smell of coffee, i groaned in ecstasy as i rolled out of the blanket and to my feet. My eyes still closed as i reached the kitchen where i heard a chuckle by the island.

Squinting with puckered lips i opened a top cabinet and pulled out a white mug before shuffling over to the coffee pot and pouring some into the mug. Gripping it by the handle i turn and lean agaisnt the island next to Kakashi. His hair wilder than usual and eyes still heavy with sleep with a mask still firmly in place. I could almost see the outline of the mole near his lips if i looked close enough.

Taking a sip i murmured out a 'Mornin' to which he responded with a 'Good morning'.

I turn my head to squint at him, lips still puckered.

"You dont have to wear that all the time in your own house. Ive seen whats under it so its not some big secret."

His eyes widened slightly in suspiciousion.

"No i didnt peek when you were sleeping."

I set my mug down to face him. I wanted him to be comfortable around me, maybe delving out his top secret wasnt a good idea but i was still too asleep to comprehend exactly what i was saying.

"You have a little mole right here, other than that youre just a normal guy. Though i am shocked you dont have a serious tanline."

I poked at his mole, his eyes watching my hand in quiet thought.

"And how do you know this?"

"Im all knowing."

I turn to leave the kitchen but stump my pinky toe agaisnt the island in the process. Letting out a squeal like screech of pain i hop into the living room clutching my foot in my hands.

"Did you know an island was right here?" He knocked on the counter for good measure while i glared at him. His eyes danced with humor while he chuckled.

"Shut it dog breath."

He laughed but crossed over to me to stare down at my foot in my hands.

"You ok?"

He didnt even sound concerned! He sounded like he was making fun of me. Bastard.

"Im fine."

I drop my foot and glare at him, he steps closer making me step back with a blush dusting my cheeks.

"Dog breath, huh?"

I gulp as he steps into my face, breathing lightly. The smell of coffee hits my nose along with the detergent he uses to wash his masks. I furrow my brows and clench my jaw, this guys messing with me again. Dickhead.

"Oi, mouth breather, personal space."

His eyes widened for a moment before he laughed and moved away. My heart was pounding.

Gah, hes such a tease. Better be careful. I might jump his bones.

I play with the idea of countering his teasing with going in for a kiss but try not to think about his reaction too much. My mind always makes him react voilently. But when he made a snide comment on how i should fold up the blanket when im done with it, i was lost in my imagination and said:

"Ill fold you when im done."

Ok, ive been embarrassed quite a bit in my life. There was the time my older sister convinced me that it was opposite day at school and dressed me in full drag. Needless to say it was in fact NOT opposite day. Then i was once trying to show off for some girl and ended up ripping my pants and exposing my superman undies. So ive been embarrassed alot and normally by now id play it off. But yet again i turn into a blathering moron around Kakashi, ended up shooting my mouth off, and now hes staring at me like i grew another head.

Anyway,

I stare at him wide-eyed and frozen, much like a deer in headlights. I cant think anything in that moment other than the fact i basically just told Kakashi id fold him up after banging him.

Now id like to say something like:

I played it off and we joked about it.

or

I turned to the blanket and started shit talking it like i was saying it to the covers the whole time.

But i didnt, i just stared at him and he stared at me. It wasnt until he raised an eyebrow and walked over slowly that i finally snapped out of my stupor.

"Oh really?"

His growl did wicked things to my insides. I waved my hands infront of me trying to make words come out of my now dry mouth.

Speak damnit!

He stepped close enough for me to feel his body heat and his breath to wisp across my face. Deer in the headlights about to be mashed by an transfer-truck.

I planted my hands on his chest to give me some room to breath but it did little good to my crumbling sanity. The feel of his toned abdominal muscles made my already twisted insides twist harder.

He kept pushing forward until my back hit the wall and my brain short-sercutted and i grabbed handfuls of his shirt, pressed my forehead to his and let out a breathless gasp.

"I highly dount youd be able to 'Fold' me if this is how you react to me being so close."

Damn him, his stupid mouth was running off at me. I felt a challenge in my gut at his dominate tone. Im an Alpha not an Omega.

I snatched his mask down as i cupped the back of his head and quickly pressed my lips to his. I gripped his hair giving it a tug before licking his bottom lip with the tip of my tounge. He stood ridged with his hands in fists at his side. I took the opportunity to suck his bottom lip into my mouth before slowly releasing it from my teeth.

The iron tang on my tounge alerting me to the fact i might have been too rough but the tingling in my stomach leading to my crotch made me not give a shit. Fuck him, thatll teach him not to get on his high horse around me.

His hands slowly reached up to grab my wrists, which i allowed because i had finally made eye contact and got lost/scared of the heat there. Suddenly he slammed my arms to the wall above my head causing me to cry out in pain. His foot kicked my legs apart so he could pin my lower half with his.

At this point i had fellen off cloud nine all the way into Hell were i hit the ground hard.

"Fuck!"

He squeezed my wrists hard while his unmasked face leaned closer to mine.

"H-hey! Chill!"

I squeaked when he lifted his knee up to press into my groin.

"Oh im sorry does that make you uncomfortable?" He pressed a little harder making my legs almost give out. With bared teeth i leaned my head back into the wall, slamming my eyes shut.

"Answer me."

I let out a hiss of pain, eyes watering now, i open them to give him a death glare which he returned ten'fold.

"Sorry- Ah!" he grinded his knee "You were teasing me!"

He opened his mouth but a knock at the door made us freeze.

"Kaka-sensei!"

Ah! Bless you Whiskers!

I part my lips but suddenly one of the hands holding my wrist slammed over my mouth. My free hand came down to try and pull him off.

"Maybe hes not here, Naruto."

"But i thought i heard someone in there."

Kakashi turned to me with a silent threat in his eyes, 'Shut up'.

I glared back definitely, still struggling with his hand. Damn ninja strength bullshit! Whiskers! Pinky! Help me!

I hear them walk away, my chance at life was leaving! I dart my tounge out to lick his palm, he scowls but doesnt move it away.

"Thats just childish."

"Hmph phuk vu!"

He chuckles lightly before leaning his ear closer.

"What'd you say? Sorry i couldnt hear you."

I growl in the back of my throat before reaching forward and snapping my thumb and the side of my index finger on his nipple. I twist with all i have, earning a strangled/shocked yelp.

"PHUK VU!"

He lets go of my mouth but i keep a hold on his nipple. His hand grapped my fingers, trying to pry them off.

"I said Fuck You!"

"Ah! Ok! Ok! Let go!"

"You let go and i will!"

"Ok ok! On three!"

His face is flushed and teeth bared as he glares at me.

"One"

We tighten our grips on eachother.

"Two"

I give him a light twist, he retaliates by slamming my arm agaisnt the wall again.

"Three!"

We both let go and he steps away from me, palming his wounded nipple while i rub my wrist. We exchange death glares for a moment before i cant help but chuckle. He narrows his mismatched eyes while my chuckle turns into a laugh.

"You got a tittie-twister!"

I point at him while holding ny stomach.

"Oh this is too good. Kakashi the legendary copy ninja. Master of 1,000 jutsus got taken down by a purple-nurple!"

"Shut up Lincoln."

I crouch down still laughing as tears come to my eyes, i nearly loose it when he lifts his shirt to check his now red and slightly swollen nipple.

"Get some ice for that." I snort out between my cackles. He frowns at me but i can see its only to force down a smile.

"Youre such a child."

"I hope it bruises."

He walks into the kitchen for a piece of ice, leaving me laughing on the floor. When i sit up a stinging pain hits my head from where he beamed a chuck of icecubes that stuck together at my skull.

"Dickhead."