Hi! Hi! Qopster here with a special chapter. This one, with the reading part only was 4300-ish words long! That's nearly twice the normal size for what i write in a chapter. I made this quickly, but I hope it's as good as what I normally write. I hope you guys and girls enjoy it! Now to respond...

NinjaKirby: :3 *evil laughter*

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Electricksword: Ah, see, this is the first one I've made where I've had a lot of people come to it. Well, a lot more than my RWBY fanfic but we won't get into that shitty shit. Thanks for telling me though, but I still want reviews none the less. It makes me happy cause I'm a greedy writer :3. Easter Eggs...um...that's hard for me...I dunno what i could really put in per say. Using More champions. *looks at what I just wrote* Check. A new Problem? *looks at what i wrote* Check! and a new "villain".

Anyway, READ!

Since there were so many champions with only so many rooms to be filled, some had to double up. They were allowed to choose roommates, so Garen chose Jarvan IV, only because a male and a female weren't allowed to sleep in the same room. Something Ahri had done a few years back made sure of that.

Shyvana had a tough choice to make, but she agreed with Nami to share a room.

"Awww, why not me?" Ahri whined, pouting.

"Because you are too noisy, loud, and nosy into my personal business!"

"Only cause it's fun," she said, still pouting as she walked over to Sona. "So will we share a room?"

"Sure!" Sona strummed, smiling happily at her friend who cheered up quickly. She looked at Soraka. "Who will you bunk with?"

"Who knows, Vi and Caitlyn are together, of course, Kat and Cass are together, oh god…don't tell me…"

They looked at the list and sure enough, she had only one option left. Lux. They patted her back as Soraka lowered her head, a cloud seeming to form over her head. "I'm done…I'm so done…"

"There there," Nami said, smiling. "I'm sure it can't be that bad right? Just, don't stay in the room a lot!"

Soraka whirled around and grabbed the Tidecaller by her shoulders, shaking her. "I have to listen to her daydream about her brother and talk about him all the time! It's weird! I don't want to deal with it every night and morning!" She released the dazed Maria that had her eyes spinning.

Sona held onto her to keep her from falling off her bubble of water while Ahri talked. "Now, now, calm down a bit," she said, sweat dropping just a little. "Um, I'm sure everything will work out, right?"

Soraka turned away, sniffling. "You guys all abandoned me…"

Sona doinked her gently on her head with her ethwhal. "Don't talk like that," she strummed softly. "You just got unlucky, that's all right?"

"I guess…" she muttered.

"Anyway," Shyvana said, smiling. "We can just do what most of us will do anyway. NOT stay cooped up in our rooms!"

"That's true…" Soraka brightened up. "Alright! It'll be fine!"

"Yesssssh, it'll be fine~" said the dazed Nami who shook her head as she sat up to clear the last bit of cobwebs from her throttling. "Anyway, how about we get settled, then go to the springs?"

"There are springs?" Shyvana asked to Ahri, who was humming happily as they walked, her nine tails in the form of one giant one swaying happily.

"Mhmm, you saw that trail into the forest right?"

"I did."

"Well," she grinned ear to ear. "About halfway through it is another path. Down it is a natural hot spring that was built on. Now it has old Ionia* style bathhouse and it's split between male and female sections." She gave a sly wink. "If you want, it's possible to peak into the men's section and vice versa."

Her face went flush as the sudden idea of seeing Jarvan there, water dripping down his muscular bo- NO! She shook her head, clearing them it of those thoughts. "Wha-?! No! I'm not you!"

Ahri turned her face away and pouted. "Boring…"

"Well, we have other things to do anyway right? I mean, there have to be other things to do, right?"

"You mean you're not coming to the bathhouse with us?" Ahri asked, turning to her and giving her puppy dog eyes…erm…innocent fox eyes. "Pleasssssse?"

Shyvana closed her eyes after looking at her for two seconds only to reach out and push her face away. "I'm coming," she growled, slightly annoyed. "No need to give me such a face that melts men's hearts."

Ahri twisted away from her hand and grinned. "Heh heh, I win!"

"There was nothing to win! I was coming anyway!" Shyvana protested before rolling her eyes. "Whatever."

"Heh heh," Ahri chuckled as they walked to the elevator. The others had their rooms on the first floor. Theirs were on the second floor. The first two floors were for the girls, the next two were for the guys, and the top was for VIPs and normal guests, although there were few when the champions were there out of respect mostly. The second reason was that the price skyrocketed due to how popular some champions were.

They walked to their room, 201, right next to the elevator. "Lucky us!" Ahri said, tails swaying happily as she opened the door with a flourish only she could manage. "Ta-da!"

The room was even beautiful. They each had two queen sized beds with soft, silky sheets and fluffy white pillows. A door led to a private bathroom with enough space to fill three Ahris lying down next to each other. Two marble sinks were in the room with crystal knobs. A balcony was connected to the bedroom and led to a fantastic view of the beach bellows them. In the bedroom a plasma screen TV and a mini fridge, stocked with lots of drinks from all of the different parts of Runeterra. One wall right behind their beds was nothing but a giant window, showing off another side of the beach.

"Ho…ly…shit…" was the only thing Shyvana could say as she stared at their room, standing stock still. Ahri ran ahead, tossing her bad next to the bed closest to the wall and hopping onto it.

"Mmm, so soft," she cooed, snuggling her face in between the pillows with a happy giggle. "Not as soft as my tail but a damn close second!"

"Am I in heaven?" Shyvana asked softly as she walked forward, dragging her bag as the wheel clunked along behind her. "This has to be a dream," she said as she reached out, touching the silky soft sheets. Ahri watched her, smiling, only caught off guard as Shyvana suddenly fell face forward onto the bed. "So…soft…" the muffled voice said, earned a brief chuckle from Ahri.

"What's funny?" Shyvana asked, slowly turning her head to look at her friend, as if reluctant to move away from the softness of the pillows.

She barely held back her laugh, a little of it slipping out. "Pf~, nothing," she said, smiling at her friend. "Anyway, do you want to change? We can go swimming right now!"

"Hmmm," Shyvana climbed all the way into the bed, throwing her arms and legs out until she was in a star fish position. "I don't wanna, it's so damn soft!"

"C'mon," Ahri pulled her arm, earning her a groan of protest. "You have all the time you want to after we have some fun. Actually," she looked at the clock and nodded. "Let's go get us some dinner," she said, all the while tugging on her arm.

After a moment of silence, Shyvana finally let herself get pulled into a sitting position. "Fine, let's go." She hopped off the bed and left through the door, a bouncing Ahri behind her.

"I win again!" she said in her sing song voice, a cocky grin on her face which earned her a proper smack on the head from Shyvana.

"Shut it," she growled softly, making Ahri whimper as she kept the cocky grin that didn't seem to leave her face often, if ever.

Downstairs of the first floor, in front of the bar was a buffet set up, along with the tables that she had glossed over earlier. They had white tablecloth on them and had enough seating for four at each. There were tables outside as well, all of them adorned with a white rose in a small vase.

"Wow, pretty fancy," Shyvana commented, looking in surprise. "Isn't this going to end badly?"

She turned to took to where Ahri had been and saw her gone. Where? She looked at the buffet car and saw her already stacking a plate high with different meats cooked differently.

Ahri looked at her, unabashed as she blinked at her, a chicken wing in her mouth. "What?"

How fast does she get her meat? Shyvana thought, sighing before seeing that two tables had been pulled together, and that some of the people there were Morde, his chair made of metal to support his armor covered body. Sona sat next to him, and next to her was Soraka.

"Hiya!" Soraka waved to her, pointing to the seat next to her. "Grab it before Ahri does."

"Okay, but I still need to get food you know."
"I know, I know, just claim it already!" Soraka said, ushering her to the seat. "Sitting next to Ahri is chaotic, especially if she gets some alcohol!"

"I guess." She sat down, and soon enough Ahri came over, a new chicken wing in her mouth.

She looked at the seats and plopped herself down next to Shyvana. "Want some meat?" She asked with a chicken wing still in her mouth, offering her a small sirloin steak.

"Ah, no thanks, I can grab one myself," Shyvana said with a wave of her hand. She got up and picked up some chicken wings, another person across from her. She looked up and glared at him. It was Draven.

Draven felt someone staring at him and looked up, glaring back at her. They held their glares for a while, neither of them willing to give up before they heard a crash. Shyvana turned around and saw Jinx running from Vi who was swinging at her will all her strength, knocking around tables by the pool. Some went flying into the pool while others went so far as to land on the beach or in the forest.

"Catch me if ya' can fat hands!" Jinx taunted as she dodged another swing, holding something in her hands.

"You little bitch! GET OVER HERE!" she swore, swinging with even more ferocity if that was possible.

"Heh heh, why? Scared that I'll show what you bought to your girlfriend?" she taunted, still dodging.

Shyvana set down her plate on a tray and looked at the two of them. It seemed that she was holding…something…that was a light pink? It looked almost like a bikini…? Why is Vi so excited about a bikini? She looked at Caitlyn and everything clicked. "Oooooooooh," she said aloud.

Behind her, Draven had been watching for a little bit before he saw the unguarded plate. He grinded maliciously. This will teach you for trying to mess with Draven, he thought. He grabbed a container of spicy sauce** and squirted it all over her chicken and lasagna. Not her mac and cheese though, that would be a bit obvious after all.

The sauce was known for burning people's tongues, and for being some of the spiciest things in all of Runterra. It was made of spices from the desert, so hot that just touching a drop could burn fabric or even skin.

Without looking at him she picked up her plate, turning away. "Huh…that was weird…" she watched the two brawling go until they went onto the beach, out of view of the people gathered inside.

As she came back to her chair and sat down, she looked at the others. "Is that normal for them?"

"Mhmm," Ahri said, nodding as she nibbled on a steak. "Sometimes Caitlyn joins in too. It can get crazy."

"Ah, any other people who fight like that?" Shyvana asked as she got out her fork and knife, ready to dig in.

"Well, not really. Most people settle their competition through volleyball or something like that. It's funny actually, when someone takes some balls to their face," Ahri said with a smirk.

Shyvana just nodded, not realizing a pair of eyes were watching her from behind a potted plant. Draven's eyes gleamed as he sat near the one of the Noxian table, Darius sighing as he looked down at him. Swain sat next to Darius, feeding some chicken to his crow/raven.

"Draven, what are you-"

"Shhh brother," Draven hissed. "Draven is watching his prey!" He watched as Shyvana raised a cut piece of lasagna to her mouth, his grin growing. Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! He chanted in his head.

She bit down and chewed before swallowing. Two seconds passed before her face went red. It worked! Draven thought, laughing softly.

Shyvana tilted her head back and let out a small column of fire, everybody else looking at her with wide eyes once it was done and she wiped away a bit of ash around her mouth.

"That…was…delicious!" She began chowing down on the rest of her deadly spicy food, Draven sweat dropping.

It didn't work, did it? He thought, his face going pale as he watched her blow another column of fire into the sky. Is she a masochist? She had to be a masochist, otherwise Draven's plan would have worked because Draven is awesome… He stood up and grabbed his food, sitting next to his brother with a sigh. Next time bitch, I will get my revenge…

After an eventful dinner, including when Swain and Jarvan had a small battle on the beach that everyone had a nice seat to watch, everyone went their separate ways. Well, some people did. Most of the guys went to the pool or to the gym, yes there was a gym hidden away in the back of the first floor, but most of the girls went to one of two places.

Some went to the beach to have a last little bit of a walk or swim before it got dark, but most decided they were going to the bathhouse. Those going to the bathhouse, Vi, Caitlyn, and Jinx had agreed not to attack each other while there. The others going included Nami, Soraka, Ahri, Shyvana, Sona, Leona, Akali, Miss Fortune, Kat, Cass, and Nidalee. The female section of the bathhouse was large enough to fit them all and more.

They also got Vayne to guard the entrance for them. They knew that some guys who defiantly take advantage of the fact that a bunch of girls were in a bathhouse together, all at once. It was too good for some of the more…lonely champions.

Karthus for example who always chased after Sona, even with Morde's metal in between him and her.***

Shyvana hummed, carrying her sleep wear with her. It was a pair of red flannel pjs and some sandals from Ionian that Ahri had gotten for her at request. She planned on carrying what she was wearing back with her.

She hummed softly, lagging behind the others as they walked, most of the other chatting while Vi and Caitlyn held hands, and Jinx danced around, seeming to be lost in her own little world, humming something about Fishbones enjoying this trip.

Who or what is Fishbones? Why would she have fish bones…she's crazy… Shyvana thought, before seeing just where the place was.

Her jaw dropped. Is everything here so damn extravagant?! It looked like some regal palace's bathhouse from Ionia. As they neared it, two large entrances were there, one with a red cloth over it with female, the other with blue saying male.

Caitlyn looked at Vayne who was shouldering her gun. "You agreed to stand guard until we're done, remember?"

"I remember," she said, pulling back and reloading her gun. "You guys have fun, I'll protect you guys." She glared at Kat and Cass. "Even those from Noxus."

"Thanks," Kat said sarcastically with a roll of her eyes as she went in, ignoring the glare. Cass just looked at her sister and shrugged, following her along with the others inside.

Shyvana hesitated a bit. "If you need help, call. I'll come at least."
Vayne grinned. "I'm The Night Hunter," she said, a bit of cockiness in her voice. "Don't worry about me."

"Alright, if you say so," Shyvana said with a carefree shrug. She followed the others and changed in the large, modern changing room, sorting her clothes in a metal locker and slamming it shut. She then grabbed a towel and wrapped it around herself as she went out to the bathhouse.

As soon as she was out she felt a tail coil around her waist. She looked down, surprised to see Ahri behind her with a demonic grin.

"Caught you~" she said, before yanking off Shyvana's towel.

Shyvana blushed a deep red as she felt the towel fall, crossing her arms over her chest and crotch. "A-ahri you ass!" she growled, picking up her towel and wrapping it around herself. "I'm getting revenge!"

"Oh shit…" Ahri said, going a bit pale as they began chasing each other around the bathhouse, not really relaxing as they had planned. Ahri laughed as she narrowly dodged every single attempt by Shyvana to catch her. Ahri's laughter spread to Shyvana as she chased her, both of them laughing.

Jinx heard them laughing and got up, looking at them before grinning. "Are we playing tag? I want in!" she said, running after Shyvana in an odd three way tag that they were apparently playing.

Nami looked at them and sighed, a towel on her forehead. "If you guys do that, one of you will slip…" Just as she said that, as if she had jinxed Jinx, she slipped and went sliding across the floor. "Told you so."

Jinx laughed manically as she slid, having fun with her accident as she slid into one of the hot water springs, right in front of where Vi and Caitlyn were giving each other looks and were leaning closer, getting ready to kiss before Jinx arrived.

Jinx made a loud splash, soaking the two of them and drenching all three of them in hot water. She quickly bounced back up. "I'm not out yet!

"Jinx…" Jinx turned around to see who was growling and sweat dropped at the sight. Vi and Caitlyn both were radiating malicious intent as they stared at her. "You're going to die in here," Vi swore, cracking her knuckles.

"Heh heh," she jumped out of the bath. "See ya!"

"GET BACK HERE!"

Vayne turned around as she heard the screaming, smiling just a bit. And that is why I didn't want to go there, she thought.

She whirled around though as she heard some rustling in the bushes. Must have been the summer breeze, she thought with a smile as she leaned against the wall, sitting on a chair she had borrowed from the girl's changing room.

The rustling in the bushes wasn't her imagination though. It was the rat everyone hated out of the League, but feared in the League. He was known for being the most noob used champion of all…and his name was…Teemo.

Teemo slowly raised his blow dart gun, making sure not to disturb the leaves and ruin his cover before launching it straight for her neck. It was a direct hit and felt like nothing more than a mosquito bite to Vayne.

Huh? Why is everything…so…blurry? She thought before falling over, knocked out. Teemo scampered out of the bush, doing a little dance.

"I win! I win! Take that! That's what you get for always saying how terrible I am! You can come out now Draven!"

"Draven owes you a favor little rat." He got a glare from Teemo. "Sorry, little man. Draven will repay you whenever you ask Draven to."

"Yeah yeah, I'll use that when I feel like it. Anyway, see ya!" He activated one of his abilities and sped away, whirring back down the path.

Draven withdrew the dart and threw it into the forest. Now, let's see what blackmail I can get…

He went into the male side and striped down, wrapping a towel around his waist to cover his junk. He pulled a camera out of his pants pockets and headed out, a wild grin on his face.

In the female side, things had more or less calmed down much to Jinx's displeasure. Kat had calmed down Shyvana and Ahri so that they rested, and Miss Fortune and Leona calmed down Vi and Caitlyn while Cass wrapped her tail around Jinx, trapping her until she calmed down.

Jinx was currently relaxing in one spring, her face half submerged as she blew bubbles. So boring…fishbones would be bored too… she thought.

Caitlyn and Vi had snuggled up in another spring, relaxing and cuddling together far away from Jinx, who they occasionally shot evil glares and only got a teasing tongue stuck out in return.

Leona, Akali, MF (Miss Fortune), and Nidalee were in another spring, chatting amongst themselves even if they were an odd group. They were friends, or at the very least, not sworn enemies.

Kat and Cass were in another spring, talking about god knows whatever the Noxians talk about. Hint: same as everyone else.

Ahri, Sona, Shyvana, Nami, and Soraka had one spring occupied in a half circle, all of them mellow and just soaking in the water with blissful looked on their faces before Ahri sat up straight and leaned in. "Alright, now that everything is calm…" she said, shooting Shyvana a look. "Let's talk about what my specialty is!"

"Talking?" Shyvana asked.

"Being a tease?" Nami asked.

"Seducing men?" Soraka asked.

Sona said nothing but just giggled, not having her instrument with her to talk.

She watched Ahri pout. "No! I mean I'm good at that but no! I mean gossip."

"Oooooh~" came from the others as they realized what she meant. "Got it."

"So anyway," Ahri said, dead panned for a moment before going back to her smiling self. "What's the local dating situation?" She glanced at Sona and waved her hand. "You can't talk right now, so a sleepover at your room and a long conversation about your dirt is in order." She looked at Nami. "Anyone you love fish tits?"

"Don't call me fish tits!" Nami said, getting flustered.

"Heh heh…worth it…"

"Anyway, to answer your question, Nautilus and I are going out. Wasn't that common knowledge anyway?"

"Oh yeah, I forgot cause you don't walk around with him a lot."

"Well, he doesn't walk a lot anyway. We spend a lot of time swimming in the ocean together though! It's the same as a romantic walk for you guys."

"Ah, okay I see…" Ahri said aloud, making a mental note of that. "So, onto my next victim," she turned to Shyvana. "How are you and the prince?"

"What?" Shyvana asked, face going red quickly.

"You heard me, what's on between you and the prince?"

"N-n-nothing," she stammered, face flush.

"You hesitated a bit there," she cooed, her tails swaying underwater. "C'mon, spill!"

"I wanna hear about this too!" Soraka said.

"Same! Said Nami, Sona nodding her approval.

"C-calm down, there's nothing to say, really!"

Up above, climbing the wall that separated the two, a head could be seen poking out. It was him, Draven, with the camera in his mouth. Found you, he said, looking out at the group of talking girls. Now where can I go…

He looked around and saw a tree that bordered the compound and was easily climbable from the guy's side and offered a nice view of the girl's side. Jackpot.

He climbed up it slowly, holding the camera in his teeth as he climbed. Just…a few more…steps, he thought, before reaching a nice crook in the tree, up against a branch where he could rest and get some nice pictures.

Once Draven has these, Draven can blackmail that bitch and her friends into obeying him and get tons of revenge!

He leaned out a bit from the tree, holding the camera out as he began snapping pictures of the champions. Even if Draven can't blackmail them, Draven can sell them for money online, make Draven's own website. He thought as he finished.

Right as he finished up taking pictures, he heard a cracking sound. He had scooted a bit too far out on the branch. He turned around slowly, looking at the base of the branch, where it connected to the tree, and his face went pale.

The branch was cracking, and he was right above one of the guy hot springs. He slowly began inching his way back along the branch before he heard it crack even more, freezing. The closest group to where he was were Kat and Cass, who looked at each other confused.

"Did you hear that?" Kat asked her sister, standing up as she grabbed her towel which she had laid nearby. "It sounded like a branch cracking."
"I did…c'mon, I'll boost you up to look over the edge," Cass said, standing up herself.

SHIT! Draven thought, going pale. If they find Draven here…

He began scooting more quickly, but froze as he heard the branch crack loudly. Fuck…

The branch fell with a loud thud, the camera falling from his mouth to the ground and smashing into lots of pieces. Instead of worrying about that, he ran out of there into the men's changing room, just as Kat peaked over the edge.

"Nope, just a branch fell," she said, not noticing the smashed camera underneath the large branch. You can put me –Aaaah~-"

Kat fell from her sister's shoulders to the ground, grunting in pain as she sat up. "Ssssorry Kat, I didn't mean to," she said, hissing when she got upset.

"Don't worry about it," she groaned, rubbing the back of her head. "Anyway, let's relax. A bit more soaking and the pain will go away," she said, sliding herself back into the hot spring.

Outside of the spring, running away from it, Draven cursed under his breath. "Draven will have his revenge one day! And it will be the most amazing Dravenness revenge ever!"

*Japanese based on the background of Irelia's picture (shrine similar to Shinto) and Ahri's clothes, both from Ionia.

**I know nothing about spicy sauces besides Tabasco and I heard that that wasn't that bad for some people. So just insert in there whatever you think is really spicy!

***I won't hate on Karthus cause I like using him mid, but ya know, who the fuck would got out with Mr. Bones? He has to be lonely, right?

I wanted to see if the idea of having *** was a good idea or not. Tell me if it was! Anyway, if there's anything that needs to be fixed, review! If not, then follow and favorite for more! I have enough ideas to make quite a few more chapters here!