I'M BACK BITCHES! Back from Ecuador! My trip was pretty damn fun, let me tell ya, but you know what's more fun? WRITING! I came home to see I hit a milestone of mine, 10,000 views! Yes, 10 with 3 0s after it! WOOT WOOT MOTHERFUCKAS! I'm a happy person! Also, I plan on having a special chapter tomorrow for the fourth of July. Those non-american readers, just be happy it's another chapter, m-kay? I'll release it probably around the same time this one was. If not, I'll release it by this time! Anyway, I'm just glad to be back, now for reviews...

Guest: Japanese. Why? Because Naruto. Also because screw it, I dunno. I always heard it was Japanese for her, so Just went with the heard. Also, is it really a big deal? Japanese, Korean, it's all Asian to me. It really makes no difference to me. It was just to give you an idea of what Ionian was to me, and by doing so, show you guys.

MadClawDragon: Good, you better! Punk!

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Shyvana kept on running and running, following the coast as the waves lapped at the shore, running hard away from them all. She kept on running until she was out of breath, panting for air. She flopped down on the ground under a palm tree, the leaves still occasionally dripping with the leftover water from the recent showers.

As she laid there, panting for air, staring out to the horizon where she could see the setting sun, the golden rays spreading its hues across the crystal clear waters, reflecting them about. A cool breeze came from the ocean, cooling her off even as the setting sun kept her warm. Hell, if she got cold, she could use her fire.

As she stared out and watched the sun sink beneath the waves, she ran her hand through her crimson hair, sighing softly. Why did I run like that from him? She asked herself. Well, obviously because he just came up and kissed me out of the blue. What kind of guy does that anyway...? She ran her head through what happened again and sighed.

Why did it..? Her face went crimson. Why did it feel nice? Why didn't I run away? Why did I...did I...do nothing to stop him? She screamed inside her own head, tossing her head back and forth.

She rolled around in the sand, her head in her hands as she groaned. Does he like me? Do I like him? Do WE like each other? She asked herself, groaning. Why are humans and people so complex? She flopped into the sand and just laid there, staring out as the sun continued to go down, little more than a sliver on the horizon.

She sat up and brushed the sand out of her hair quickly, continuing to watch the sun set. Should I ask him out? No, wait, in most human societies, isn't it the guy who asks the girl out? Or something like that? Maybe I should ask Ahri for help...although she is screwed up with relationships, she has the most experience and stuff...

She shook her head. Trusting Ahri with this information is dangerous. Maybe I should ask someone else for help? ...Like who though? Sona seems nice enough but I don't think she's been in a relationship before...ARGH FUCK IT! I'll ask Ahri for help, she finally decided with a groan. I'll live to regret this, I swear I will.

Lost in her own thoughts about herself and Jarvan, she didn't notice that the sun had set and the moon had risen from its dormancy to illuminate the beach in its ghostly glow. Another thing she didn't notice was the sifting of sand as Nami approached her cautiously, seeing Shyvana sitting just staring where the sun had been only moments before.

"Shyvana?" she called out hesitantly.

"Huh?" Shyvana said, snapping from her thoughts with her cheeks crimson. "I wasn't thinking about Jarvan," she blurted out before covering her own mouth, her cheeks only getting to be a brighter red.

"Ah...okay..." Nami said, not sure what to say anymore.

"So um...you came out here for something right?" Shyvana asked, looking away.

"Oh yeah," Nami said, mentally face palming at having forgotten why she came out in the first place. "It's dark out and getting more chilly." Nami herself shivered as she said this. "Don't you wanna come back to the nice, warm, luxurious rooms at our resort?"

Shyvana stayed quiet, not looking at Nami. She held that position for so long that Nami came over and sat down next to her on the beach, wrapping an arm around her.

"What's up Shyvana? You aren't acting like yourself."

Shyvana was silent for a bit longer before she finally turned to look at Nami. "Hey...what do you think about Jarvan?"

"You mean our buddy?"

"Who else?" Shyvana said, rolling her eyes a bit. "Do you know any others?"

"Touché." Nami leaned back, flopping into the sand. "Well, I think you and him would make a wonderful couple..."

She got a squeak in return, and looked at Shyvana in surprise. Her head was between her legs as she rocked back and forth. "N-n-n-not like that you idiot!" she squeaked.

Nami just stared, shocked and stunned. "That was...kind of adorable and cute..." she muttered under her breath.

"D-d-did you say something?" Shyvana asked, still flustered.

"Huh? No, but sorry for teasing you," Nami said, smiling as she reached over and rubbed her friend's shoulder until she uncurled herself.

"O-okay, you're forgiven," Shyvana said, smiling at her friend again. She did enjoy a bit of gossip every now and then. This was one of those times. Or would it be considered girl talk?*

"Anyway, you wanna know what I think about Jarvan right?" Nami asked Shyvana. She nodded in response so Nami stared at the stars twinkling overhead that had appeared as they talked, the clouds from the storm having vanished but not gone forever.

"Well, I think he's a really sweet guy most of the time. He's dependable and can be quite funny when he wants to be. He's a real sweet heart at times. I know you didn't know him, but last Valentine's day, he baked cookies for everyone in the Institute, male and female."

"He did that?" Shyvana asked, not skeptical, but impressed. She didn't think it unlikely for him to do such a thing.

"He did. They were really nice too. I think he had Pantheon help him..." she mused.

"Pantheon can cook?"

"You didn't know?" Shyvana shook her head no. "Eh, whatever, now you know."

"Anyway, you were saying about Jarvan," Shyvana said, trying to get her friend back on track, and more importantly, curious to hear more about Jarvan.

"Oh yeah," Nami said, snapping her fingers. "Well, he's dependable, loyal to his friends and country, and always makes time for his friends no matter how busy he is with politics or really with anything." She gave Shyvana a sly grin. "Especially to his very close friends."

Shyvana's face lit up again. "W-w-what do you mean by that?" she squeaked, knowing full well what she meant.

"Oh...nothing..." Nami said in a voice that told her it meant something. "Anyway yeah, he's just a general sweetheart, even if he has to be a bit stern sometimes. His political self sometimes mixes in with his fun self, and that's never any fun. The most recent time it happened was when you..."

Nami realized what she was about to say and stopped herself, looking away. "Sorry, I didn't mean that...you...erm..."

Shyvana waved her hand. "Don't worry. I know what you mean. Jarvan was not very fun or enjoyable to be around during that," she agreed, nodding her head.

"True," Nami said, relieved she hadn't had upset Shyvana. "Anyway yeah. That's really it...oh...and he's really into charity and stuff. Typical Demacian attitude if you ask me. It's kind of hot to see him helping out others in Demacia."

Shyvana gave Nami a look that warned her whose territory he was. Nami raised her hands and giggled. "Feisty much?"

Shyvana only then realized what she was doing and blushed, looking away. "S-sorry. I didn't mean to...I was just-"

"It's okay, I was just teasing you anyway," Nami said, before shivering again. "Can we really go inside? It's getting really cold to me. Maybe not cold for a half dragon, but cold for someone who spends a lot of their time underwater."

Shyvana smiled and nodded. "Alright, let's go," she said as she stood up. She offered a hand to Nami who took it with a grateful smile as she was pulled up. Shyvana then wrapped her friend in a hug, surprising her before she let out a soft coo.

"You're so warm," she cooed, melting against her friend. "Benefit of being a half dragon huh? It would take a blizzard to chill those scales."

Shyvana smirked. "Not even a blizzard could cool me off," she said cockily. "I'll never be cool, I'll always be only a hot head and hot."

"You are that," Nami cooed, still melting against her friend. "Mind carrying me back?" she asked with a small smile. "You're just so warm..."

"It's not a problem," Shyvana said. "You don't weigh that much to me. You're not that big."

Nami looked at her breasts and sighed. "I dunno if that's a compliment or an insult," she muttered under her breath.

"Did you say something?" Shyvana asked again, tilting her head as she carried Nami along the beach side.

"Huh what? No..." she lied again.

"Hm, whatever you say," Shyvana said, shrugging and making Nami bounce in her hold. She just walked silently with Nami in her arms, walking close to the shore. She could feel the warm water wash up against her toes before dragging the sand out, clearing her tracks as she walked. The moon and stars illuminated her path with ghostly light.

She kept on carrying her like this until they stopped in front of the resort. She went to set down Nami, but saw that her breathing had slowed as she had fallen asleep in her arms.

She smiled at her friend's cuteness in her arms, and just carried her to her own room. She knocked on the door, Sona opening it.

"You're still awake?" Shyvana asked, surprised.

Sona just wearily nodded and pointed at the other woman in Shyvana's arms with a lit of her head.

"She fell asleep in my arms, so I figured I'd at least take her to her room rather than wake her up," she stated.

Sona just nodded and let her in and set her down, getting her instrument. She strummed a bit. "Thanks for bringing her back. Sorry, but I would like to go back to sleep."

"Of course, sorry to have woken you up in the first place," Shyvana said hurriedly, leaving the room. She yawned herself as she stretched. "I could use some sleep myself. It's been an...interesting day at least."

Sona just nodded and yawned as she closed her own door before flopping into her bed, her white night gown billowing as she flopped before settling on her curvaceous figure.

They had changed rooms because Ahri had been whining and whining and whining to everyone on the first night alone that she wanted to room with Shyvana, so Shyvana and Sona swapped roommates, Shyvana having thought it wouldn't be too bad.**

Shyvana opened her own door to see Ahri splayed out on her bed, in her Birthday Suit. She crawled into bed after changing into her pjs, knowing full well that they would probably be on the ground by the time she would wake up. She didn't mind though. She was getting used to Ahri and her antics, more or less.

She heard Ahri mumble something about ´not touching there and just smiled softly before she stretched out on her bed. Ahri then wrapped her arms and tails around her, snuggling in close to the other woman.

¨So warm...¨she cooed in her sleep, purring softly as she held Shyvana close to her. She didn't mind. She just wanted her own peaceful sleep. She closed her eyes and entered the warm, comfortable embrace that sleep brought with it, relaxing her body as her mind drifted. She was hoping sleep could rid her mind of the Ahri like thoughts she had been having ever since Jarvan kissed her.

(WARNING: More adult jokes from here on. If you have a virgin mind and wanna keep it, don't read this bit. I'll mark where to start again if you're that kind of person.)

Shyvana stood on the beach. She could feel the waves hitting her feet, gently caressing them in a spray of salt water before dragging out back to sea, taking some sand with it. She wiggled her feet as the wave went pass her, staring out to see as she giggled softly.

She turned and looked along the beach. The side to the resort was empty. Not a soul to be seen. It was odd, the sun was shining, she could hear some of the birds from the nearby forest chirping, there was a soft summer breeze, yet nobody was there. It was really odd, considering how much of a good day it looked like.

She turned the other way and saw Jarvan standing there in nothing but his swimsuit. She felt heat rise to her cheeks as she looked over his well defined body, looking at one of his arms. It held a towel which he set down. He then gestured for her to come sit next to him.

She was about to say she was wearing nothing but her pjs, but looked down and saw she was wearing her swim suit, her bikini, again. Shrugging her shoulders, she went over and sat down next to him, her legs up to her chest. She just sat there with Jarvan, the sun warm on her back as she stared out to the shore, Jarvan seeming to do the same as she did give glances towards him when she didn't seem him looking.

All of a sudden she felt his hand on her cheek, turning her to face him. Her face went scarlet but she didn't pull away. He slowly came forward, until their lips hit, a gentle kiss occurring as they pushed their lips against each other's.

They separated after a while, Shyvana a bit dazed from the kiss. She then felt him place a hand on her chest, pushing her onto her back on the sand.

¨J-Jarvan?¨ she asked, her voice quivering. She watched as his hands slid down and began rubbing at her crotch. She squirmed but didn't fight it, moaning softly. She watched him come down closer and closer for another kiss. She opened her mouth to accept it and-¨

She woke up with a jolt, her eyes slamming open as she looked around. She let out a sigh of relief as she realized she wasn't on the beach with Jarvan, before feeling heat rise to her cheeks. She looked down and sure enough, Ahri was rubbing the thin fabric that kept her womanhood hidden from the world.

She squeaked loudly before pushing Ahri off the bed with maybe a bit of excessive force. She held the blankets to her chest, her voice trembling. ¨W-w-w-what was that?!¨

Ahri woke with a groan, rubbing her sore head. She slowly looked around as she raised herself, yawning. ¨How did I end up on the floor?"

"I…kinda pushed you off…" Shyvana shook her head. "That's not the real problem though!" She pointed an accusing finger at Ahri. "Why were you…were you…?"

"Was I what?" Ahri asked, yawning loudly.

"Why were you trying to finger me?!" She squeaked, keeping the blanket around her.

Ahri froze, her hand raised to her mouth. Her eyes were wide with shock. "I was doing that again huh?" She lowered her hand and shrugged. "Usually it only happens when I'm in bed with Sona….I didn't expect my body to say that you're my type, but hell, the body wants what it wants."

"A-aren't you going to apologize?" she stammered, fire already appearing at her mouth.

(Here, you can start back up here!)

"Sorry, sorry Shyvana!" Ahri said quickly, raising her hands in a protective move until Shyvana's fire calmed down. She let out a nervous laugh. "Sorry. It just happens sometimes."

"It just happens?" she asked incredulously.

"It does!" Another disbelieving look was given by Shyvana. "Really! Ask Sona if you don't believe me! Or Ez! Or-"

"I get it, I get it," Shyvana sighed and shook her head. "You're hopeless aren't you?"

"I am!" She said, proud of that statement. "I'm a terrible tease and I know it!"

"You're more than that…" Shyvana mumbled under her breath before she hopped out of bed. "I'm getting dressed. I'll have a quick bite to eat…then I think I'll spend the day in the pool, you?"

"Sunbathing for me!" she said, tails all morphed into one that was swaying happily. "Leona's gonna join me!"

"Have fun with that," Shyvana said as she slipped a new shirt on. It was a soft red that went well with her body. "I'm gonna go get breakfast."

"Okay!" Ahri called out as Shyvana left. "I'll be there soon."

What a weird relationship we have… Shyvana thought as she left before her grumbling stomach took her thoughts away from any thoughts considering Ahri. Food was the most important thing in life after all!

After a big breakfast with lots of bacon and sausage… what? Bacon is amazing! Shyvana went to the pool. She saw Renekton sitting up on the lifeguard's tower, holding a red rescue tube in his hands.

Confused as to why he wasn't enjoying himself like everyone else, even Kat was having a Pina Colada and relaxing and chatting with Garen, oblivious as ever to her interests in him, so why wasn't the crocodile man, or man crocodile having fun too?

She came up and tapped the tower. "Hey Renekton?"

He looked down, surprised to see her there. "Oh, Shyvana, is something wrong?"

"Huh?" she looked confused as she shook her head. "Oh no, not really. I was just wondering why you aren't relaxing like everyone else."

It was his turn to look confused. "What do you mean? I am relaxing."

She tilted her head. "Um, to me it looks like you're acting as a lifeguard. Doesn't this place have lifeguards as it is?"

"Usually it does, but ah, due to an incident a few years back, they all take leave when we come." He rubbed the back of his head as if thinking about the incident embarrassed him. "So, I take up guard duty."

"But doesn't that waste your break then?" she asked, still not understanding him.

His eyes gleamed. "Oh, it's the opposite. Not only do I get to watch people be idiots and yell at those I hate, speaking of which…" He stood up and blew his whistle. "JINX! CORKI! NO RUNNING AROUND THE POOL!"

The two mischievous, daredevil, bombers looked away and sulked off, water balloon cannons in hand as they went off to refill, this time at a much slower pace.

"See?" he said, grinning so that all of his sharp teeth were showing.

"Yeah…seems kinda fun actually," Shyvana admitted with a grin.

"It is! Trust me! Also, don't tell anyone else this but I think I can trust you…" He leaned down from his chair, Shyvana coming closer to lean in and listen. "I got a double vacation for watching these idiots for a while." He gave her another toothy grin. "And I get paid for this! I'm making one hell of a deal out of this!"

She stepped back, grinning. "Lucky little ass."

He kept on grinning. "I was just the first one to think of this idea, so I get all of the benefits. Nothing more than that. And the fact nobody else was willing to," he said with the same grin.

"Lucky little shit," she said, smiling as she turned around and walked away. "Well anyway, have fun! I'm gonna go relax in the pool. You have fun yelling at people."

"Will do! Also, please don't tell anyone about what we talked about, okay?"

"Okay!" She waved to him as she walked to the pool. Some champions were already swimming while others were sunbathing. She went over to the diving board, behind Tristana who was wearing something akin to the swimsuit uniforms seen in animes, a full body one. The blue yordle turned around and gave her a thumbs up.

"HiHi Shyvana! Joining us at the pool instead of the beach?"

"I guess I am, at least for today," she said, smiling at the blue yordle. "How are you gonna enter the water?"

"How?" The yordle scoffed at her comment and walked backwards to the board. "Of course a cannonball!" She jumped up, launched herself off the board backwards. She flipped twice before curling up and making a giant cannonball for someone that small. She splashed Ahri who was chatting with Leona, who shrieked at how cold the water was.

"What the hell!" She screamed, sitting up. "Who was it?!"

She looked around, but Tristana stayed under water, waiting for the wrath to pass. Ahri looked at Shyvana. "Was it you?"

Shyvana shook her head. "I'm still dry."

Ahri kept on looking around before sighing and flopping back onto her chair. "Oh well. Shyvana, if you see whoever did it, tell them not to do it again. We are talking about Pantheon and what his-"

Suddenly her mouth was covered by Leona's hand, her face red. "N-n-nothing Shyvana. Have a nice day."

Shyvana just raised an eyebrow as the two woman laid back down and went back to chatting, giggling and soft swearing coming from the two of them.

While Shyvana stayed focused on them, Tristana came up from behind, giggling like a madwoman. "Did they enjoy my surprise cannonball?"

Shyvana turned around and looked at her In surprise. "Oh, um, Ahri sure did," she said with a chuckle. "Hey, is the water cold?"

Tristana shrugged. "Find out for yourself. That's the best way to judge."

Shyvana nodded. There was truth and wisdom behind what the tiny odd colored skin person said. She walked out onto the board and looked down, taking a nervous gulp. She turned around. "I don't think I wanna jump actual-"

She wasn't able to finish her sentence as Tristana pushed her off of the board. The yordle grinned and gave her thumbs up as she fell. In return she got two middle fingers before she crashed into the water.

The shock from the cold made Shyvana's eyes go wide in the water. She quickly swam to the surface and glared at the laughing yordle who was small enough to roll up on the board.

"You bitch!" she screamed.

Tristana just kept on laughing as Shyvana tread water right there and then. The yordle then looked down and broke into a new fit of laughter at the sight that greeted her. "Hey…Hey Shyvana," she said between breaths.

"What is it you bitch!?" she snarled.

"You're missing your top!" she called out loud enough to bring the attention of every guy and Ahri to her.

Shyvana looked down at her chest, her face immediately going red with embarrassment. Some of the guys began whistling except for those in a relationship, AKA Pantheon. She crossed her arms over her chest as she shrieked, Ez grinning at the sight.

"Nice tits!" he called out.

Jinx had even come back and whistled. Under her breath she said, "I wonder if her bandkadonks are bigger that fat hand's…probably are…" She stared intently at Shyvana's breasts. "Yup, they're bigger."

She just tried to cover herself the best she could while treading water. She looked around, hoping someone would help her.

Ahri felt bad for her hand and was approaching her with her towel, ready to toss it to her. Before she reached the edge though, she suddenly stopped and smiled.

Shyvana looked at her, confused. Is Ahri teasing me? She asked herself, but suddenly she felt a hand on her shoulder. She turned around and saw Jarvan treading water with her, holding her top.

He handed it to her with a sheepish smile. "Sorry…I had to swim under you to get it, but um…" his face was bright red. "Here…take it…"

She felt the temperature in her face rise up even more as she was handed her top, quickly putting it on. "T-thanks," she muttered before swimming to the edge of the water. She hopped out and took the towel handed to her by Ahri and wrapped it around herself. She then dashed to the building, leaving a trail of wet footprints as she had left her flip flops back at the pool.

Renekton saw her run and thought about blowing his whistle, but thought better on it seeing how conflicted her face looked.

Jarvan sighed as he saw to the edge and hopped up and watched her run away.

"You're hopeless with her," Ahri said with a grin, leaning over his shoulder, her breasts swaying softly.

"…" he was silent before sighing. "I guess I am…"

Ahri slapped him on his back, laughing. "That's not the right attitude…you know what's tonight right?"

"The fireworks?"

"Tonight…" she leaned down and grinned, whispering. "Tonight I will make sure you two will become bf and gf."

"Bf and gf?"

She sighed. "Boy friend and girl friend! Christ! You know nothing do you?!" She walked away anf gave him one last grin. "Don't worry, just leave it to me. I'll make everything just perfect for you two!"

"…" He was silent. Why does this worry me more than anything else I've dealt with?

*The author of this story wouldn't know, he is male last time he checked.

**Just realized as I was re-reading a bit that I had a major plot hole. Now it has a sketchy fix! Woot! (I dunno how else to patch it in all honesty)

So yeah! A bit more perverted than before but oh well! Anyway, I hope it was enjoyable. Review, follow, and favorite for more if you liked it! Qoppy wishes you all nai nai!