INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
…after facing entire of the clash, I must slap on my face…
Me: "Oh my shit… I should see about the clash."
Canada: "Don't worry. She will know it soon."
…yup. Canada, the shy girl, did know something…
Me: "That's better. Now?"
Men!Brazil: "Oh c'mon! Canada? Will you be ready for 2015?"
…this time I had better hurry. Because no one would allow me to postpone…
…now…
Me: "Alright, enough! Tom, Jerry? Who will be next?"
Jerry Mouse: "Thomas?"
Tom Cat (angry): "Shut up! NEXT WILL BE…"
…I was asking… meanwhile…
Men!America: "Men, what's going on?"
Men!Croatia: "I do believe the fight between Ecuador and Switzerland is the reason."
Men!Egypt: "Not a cool story, man."
…and finally… while Tom was checking on, someone pulled the door…
Stranger: "Hi."
…someone appeared as a volunteer. Due to Thomas' delaying action, Jerry argued and finally they launched war. So I cheered for the volunteer…
Me: "Oh God! Finally… I hate postponing!"
…you know, I don't have any feeling about women's voices except somekind like… Ecuador before, but this time…
…I, I felt this would not be an okay situation…
Me: "You… you must be…"
…then this voice showed who was. It was…
…
China: "Very difficult for a man like you, huh?"
Me: "You… welcome, People's Republic of China!"
…China. I've a ton of aversion about this nation, especially about South China Sea, Senkaku/Diaoyu, Tibet, Korea, Kashmir and Inner Mongolia…
…I always checked on, China is also the problem in Latin America, when Chinese crimes appeared everywhere, that even Mexican/Colombian/Argentine/Peruvian/Ecuadorian/Venezuelan/Hondurasian/Brazilian/American/… gangs, cartels,… hate them and murdering them…
…with these aversion, I would not feel good at all… But at least, someone still appeared as a volunteer… I tried to smile…
Me: "Okay sit down."
China: "Don't feel like that. After all, it is just football."
…China, nation had 5000 history's years, and she is part of them… hhooowww… I'm not sure…
China: "Calm down. Just forget it, shall we?"
Me (suspecting): "Hhhhmmmm…"
China: "Okay?"
…but…
Me (shaking head): "It's alright! God save Lebanon… now, I've to ask you something."
China: "Hhhmmm…"
Me: "Well, what did you feel after returning back from being absent in 2011?"
China: "I feel great. In fact, after missing ticket in 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup, finally I regained it."
Me: "Hahaha… It seems like the men's team need to be practised a lot."
China: "Well, just forgive them. They are Asia's runner-up twice, qualified for one World Cup, it wasn't bad at all."
Me: "Okay, speaking less, do more. Now, lady, tell me about your adventure."
China: "Hm… alright."
…I could smell something. It was not bad, but neither good…
Me: "Let's tell it."
China: "Well, it'd begun in Vietnam. It was the 2014 AFC Women's Asian Cup. Who won, will participate in Canada. And who placed 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, would qualify too. I was drawn with South Korea, Thailand and Myanmar."
Me: "Yeah. Go on."
China: "I began by facing against Thailand… the Thais in women's football had 1 Asian Cup title. But we got over 10-11 titles, so we easily beat them about that. But… our journey was even easier than we expected…"
Me: "So?"
China: "We began by a 7-0 thrash over the Thais. I did not remember the number of players scoring, but unlikely for that, we just stood second because South Korea smashed Myanmar 12-0."
Me: "Go on."
China: "But we gained later, a 3-0 victory over Myanmar. With a 3-0 win, we offically gained semi-final ticket and qualified to Canada. With this result, our 0-0 draw to Japan's enemy South Korea totally helped full for me."
…capturing the voice, Kiku showed his finger raising up…
…he warned China. China did not mention on, instead she kept looking…
China: "So, can we end in here?"
…but I would say…
Me: "Hhhmmm… actually your adventure for the title wasn't ended. China faced on Japan, Queen of FIFA. In 90', Japan and China challenged fiercely, and finally both of them got 1-1 draw. The draw made all faced on 30' extra times… and…"
…this time, China said nothing… her mouth shutted down…
Me: "Azusa Iwashimizu scored. 2-1, and Japan advanced to the final. China played 3rd place match against own neighbor South Korea again. China beat them 2-1 and gained 3rd, so they qualified to World Cup 2015. Might I be wrong?"
…China was almost shocked, but she finally gained her calm back…
…so…
China: "Oh right I knew it. But at least we participated 6 times. We also won the rights to host two editions and gained runner-up in the U.S. 1999."
Me: "Yeah. But you never won a title in World Cup. You needed to upgrade more."
China: "Okay I see. So… do you know our wish right now?"
…I did know her wish. But I tried to limit it…
Me: "Hhhhmmm… okay. According to the 2015 FIFA World Cup's group stage, you will be participated in Group A, along with host Canada, 4 time-participating New Zealand and newcomer Holland."
China: "Oh… so what about your answer?"
…and I said once, she said twice…
Me: "You just want to qualify from the group stage, don't you?"
China: "Hhhmmm, actually, I wanna have the trophy. Not just qualify through only."
…I did found this. She just wanted to become champion of world. I knew, since China had 5.000 years of history, and one of them, was invading, expanding and claiming territories. The Chinese just want to become the greatest so they force any smallers to follow China. That's why I like Japan more…
…but…
Me: "Sure."
China: "Okay. And my last wish is…"
Me: "Revenge?"
…this was…
China: "Not really, but just say… I wanna beat Japan. Japanese…"
…speaking to Japanese, she began to remember. Nanking, Manchuria, Korea, Sino-Japanese wars, Japanese crimes, Senkaku/Diaoyu… everything returned again. Japan was totally a nightmare for her. Why Japan won the 2011 World Cup? With Chinese nationalists and the Hans, Japan cheated, lied and using money for Germany 2011…
…and…
…China had a large aversion about Japan. That was why she help less for Japan during the 2011 tsunami…
Me: "Hey, don't say that you're trying…"
…she shook…
China: "No, nothing. Group A: Canada, China, New Zealand and the Netherlands, right?
Me: "Alright? (getting bored) Will you win this title?"
China: "I'm going to win!"
…China suddenly left the studio. I never felt weird about China. I did know it. Chinese are so… stupid…
Me: "Hhmm… if China really wants to win… they should ask themselves again."