INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
…I took smoking. I felt the times did not give me enough anymore, even… the Women's World Cup had not start yet…
Me: "Haizz haizz haizz… God damn it."
…so I pointed to…
Me: "Dora-nichov! Wang Dora! Thomas! Jerry! Quickly, turned off the lights, now!"
Wang Dora: "Huh?"
Me: "Do it!"
…they obeyed and began to shut down. All the lights were down, as I got ready for it…
…the only words I said…
…"It's time!"…
…
…
Me: "Welcome, everybody! This is the show of World Cup. I'm glad to meet everyone in here! So… I'm so beautiful, right?"
…they laughed…
Me: "Wow wow wow… do not kiss me. This is the show. And now, I'm looking for a new nation. Let's see…"
…one light was shown, as she was traveling through the stage. She was watching…
Men!Mexico: "Hhhmm… could it be…"
…it pointed to a seat. The seat was on the top of the stage, the 7th floor, in the 5th. Finally, I would qickly choose…
Me: "Wow. You're…"
…they looked…
Me: "Congratulations! Welcome, Norway!"
…Norway. The girl who wore like a marine. She was calm and cute…
…but…
Norway (nodded): "So finally, it is my time."
…her face scared me. In fact, this was Norway's time. Men!Norway did nothing, except for leaving Norway alone…
…now…
Me: "Wow wow wow… madame, sit down."
…she walked and then she sat down. Oh, and she started…
Norway: "So tell me, monsieur, what's thing you're gonna talk?"
Me: "Yup. You know, the 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup will be held in Canada. Norway will be participated as an ex-champion, right?"
Norway: "Yeah, right. But sadly, Norwegian football is declining, so we try to rebuild it. And we are now looking for future after coach Even Pellerud returned and helped us in final of 2013 Women's Euro."
Me: "Hhmm… so, I was wondering, why Europe is the only continent that approved to create a qualification round for women's, while others say 'no'? Oh well, let's get ready for it. Norway?"
Norway: "In that case, let answer it later. Now, I remembered that Norway was drawn with Greece, Albania, Belgium, the Netherlands and Portugal. Unlike men's, our women's team was quite stronger than others."
Me: "Lucky girl…"
…I showed hand, full, point on her, meant…
Norway: "Great. I know your meaning. Okay, I'll talk. Now, my adventure begin."
…she mentioned…
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Norway: "Yup, after Belgium began by smashing Albania 2-0, we crushed the Belgians 4-1 at home, our beginning journey."
Me: "So Belgium began it first?"
Norway: "Yes. And we smashed Balkans side Albania 7-0. But Albania is not my opponent's style, while Belgium is rising, but not enough. So our real test came from the Dutch. The Dutch ladies faced on Norwegian viking girls. And we beat 2-1."
Me: "Awesome."
Norway: "And again, we visited the Balkans, this time for facing Europe's oldest nation, Greece. In men's, Greece was Euro's King, but in women's, Greece was terrible. They lost 0-5 at home in Veria by us."
Me: "Totally… pain. Greece's football had a large distance between men's and women's. Even though Greek girls had been in 2004 Olympics, but they're out."
Norway: "Haizz… okay focus. I was advancing to Belgium, nation of EU's headquarter. On this match, Belgium totally showed that they're not easily beaten. But hardluck Belgium, they lost 1-2 to us."
…in women's association football, the distance was very huge. So I could confirm that Norway had passed to Canada 2015…
…so I said nothing…
Norway: "And we traveled home to meet Portugal. Portugal isn't our opponent too, so we used a young squad but we beat them 2-0. If Portugal cared more for women's football they might have CR7. But… fair enough. We stayed home to remeet Greece. Greece, once again, lost to us, this time we had one more goal. 6-0."
Me: "…"
Norway: "And in that case, we totally ruined everyone. And in Faro, Portugal, we defeated the Portuguese 2-0 before going to Albania, land of Tifozat Kuq e Zi. But unlike in home, we destroyed Albania… more than 7-0: 11-0. And so we passed easily. But like you know, distance of women's football was too large. So in our final match, a match that we used more young players, we lost 0-2 at home to the Dutch. And we qualified, but failed to become the only team undefeated in the group."
…in this case, I stood up. Then everyone slapped its hands already. It's the real fact, but I thought Norway…
Me (slapping hands): "Congratulation, Norway. You make me feel impressive. The people like you makes me fun. Now, tell me, can you repeat this in 2015 World Cup? Remember, it's been 20 years since you took the first title in Sweden."
Norway: "Well, I'm not sure. But if I can, I will become the Queen."
Me: "So you should notice on Japan. Japan is currently holding the title."
Norway: "I respect the Japanese. Raising up from the tsunami to become world champion is the good thing we must learn from."
Me: "And now…"
Norway: "We can do it. I promise."
…at least Norway showed her optimistic. Well said, I'm glad to meet her…
Me: "Good luck, Norway."
Norway: "Well said. Thank you."
…she said goodbye and walked away. Meanwhile, after Dora-the-Kid noticing me on the Charlie Hebdo's shooting by the Kouachis and the Jewish market attack by Malian's Amedy Coulibaly and Hayat Boumeddiène (all three men killed, while Hayat went to Turkey), I suddenly asked myself…
…could it be…
Me: "Huh? You meant…"
Dora-the-Kid: "I believe the Muslim attacks on Paris will be an advantage that France will become world's Queen in July."
Me: "Don't say that…"
Dora-the-Kid: "Remember 2011 tsunami of Japan that brought Japan to the title? I think this year is for France,… now… although I really hate to see these kinds like this."
Me: "Don't think optimistively. Japan might be, because they had hearts, but Malaysia, I tell you, even though suffering MH370 and 17 disasters, but due to cheating in 2014 AFF Cup, they were failed, or Nigeria, suffering Chibok kidnapping by the barking jerk Abubakar Shekau, but they did not win. I'm not sure about France… either…"
…I really had to ask: did really disaster help the nation to become legendary? I don't know. But I think…
…this time, I should do this now…
Well said, I had finished my talk with Norway.
But I was noticing on the tragedy of Paris, so I must take a time to remember…
Why those crimes could be approved on this life?
Well, let's remember to all the victims of Paris shooting. Fuck Al-Qaeda! Fuck IS!
Je suits Charlie.