INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
…I sat down, and saw something missing…
Me: "Do you think… what's just happened to me?"
Tom Cat: "You watched Kingsman all night."
Me: "Yeah… WHAT?"
…I turned out when realized everyone had been there today. So did not know why, I yelled…
Me: "CAMEROON!"
…Men!Cameroon, he heard that, so he thought it was Cameroon's chance. So he said…
Men!Cameroon: "Man, the next list… is for Cameroon, in woman?"
…I nodded. But somehow I stilled on my dream. So I quickly named…
Me: "Okay… Cameroon, your next!"
Cameroon: "Okay."
…Cameroon did run so fast. Even my eyes did not open fully but I saw this clearly…
…and so, Cameroon was more than I thought…
Me: "Welcome, Cameroon!"
Cameroon: "Thanks."
…since the 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup qualifying hadn't had a round system fully like men's, so I had to ask…
Me: "Well Cameroon, do you have anything to share?"
Cameroon: "Okay, I'll share. This is my first appearance in World Cup, so I ask you that question."
…all of them laughed. I was shocked with that joke, even though I did carefully notice it…
…but at least…
Me: "Okay hilarious. So now Cameroon, do you have any idea for your qualifying story?"
Cameroon: "Hhhmmm… well, that's not an easy story, but I'm sure you will like it. Okay. We began in 2014 CAN."
Me: "CAN, I understand."
Cameroon: "We defeated South Africa 1-0, thanked for Raissa Feudjio. And we kept walking by smashing Algeria 2-0 from Enganamouit's goals. So then, we walked through, although we lost 0-1 to Ghana."
Me: "Ahh… you eliminated Ghana and Algeria, right?"
Cameroon: "You can say."
…but looked on her face, I wanted to suicide. She did not wash a day? OWWW…
…yuck…
Me: "Okay, then by how you would appear in Canada?"
Cameroon: "And so, we met Ivory Coast. The Ivorian in men's had introduced so many talents like Yaya and Kolo Touré, Didier Drogba, Gervinho, Mex Gradel, Cheick Tioté, Boubacar Barry… But in women's, this was new. So we must try to defeat the Wild Elephants."
Me: "And…"
Cameroon: "We scored in 60', but later, we was drawn in 65'. No one scored more goal so it must be decided on extra time. And in here, we won."
Me: "2-1."
Cameroon: "That's why we will be in Canada. Although we lost 0-2 in final, but that was our greatest moment. Ghana, Nigeria, Equatorial Guinea,… now all of them were the past. Age for Cameroon!"
…she was hot on speaking. But I could not cheer due to some kind of smells. But I must distract her by…
Me: "Dora-nikov! Do you check the toilet?"
Dora-nikov (nod): "(Not from here. Why?)"
Me: "That smell…"
…I could not breeze. But for all the show, I must ask the last…
…to leave… awwww…
Me: "So… what's your main target in Canada?"
Cameroon: "You'll see. We will defeat them! We will be in round 2."
…and so, Cameroon left. But suddenly, Dora-the-Kid and all the guests…
…did smell it… too…
Men!America: "What's that smell?"
…Alfred started. Then, to Arthur, Ivan… none of them took responsibility for the smell. I, and now, to them? Geez…
Me: "Can anyone explain what's that smell?"
…surprisingly Men!Ivory Coast took a speech. He must have something to share off…
Men!Ivory Coast: "In fact,… it was a smell of elephant blood. In some Cameroonian tribes, especially if they are Muslims, they will raise on its bodies the blood to celebrate the God."
Men!Cameroon: "I should do it first."
Men!Ivory Coast: "CAN 2015 remember? You out, I won."
Me: "WWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT?"
…all of us… collapsed. Blood of elephants? Oh geez she must did it few days ago. No, many days! AAAHHHHHH…
…God damn it… Did the Africans have something else? Oh yuck…