INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
…after smelling this, I swore I would never stop taking shower again…
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Stranger: "Hello man."
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…wow, something was really huge. I felt… so… so very… warm. Then…
…I opened my eyes…
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Me: "HAH? What the…"
…oh my God, the big b***. I was getting sick. I totally woke up…
Me: "Hey… Emily! Glad to see you. Thanks for saving."
America: "You welcome!"
Me: "Right right… okay, sit down."
…I did not want to say, but now, I decided to make a full interview on her…
…to give her a present…
America: "So, what are you gonna to say?"
Me: "Just a little, ex-Queen."
…Emily won 2 World Cups, so I could not allow to underestimate…
…but I was feeling tired, might be for the 2015 AFC Asian Cup…
America: "So, I think you need…"
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…WET? What the…
Me (awake fully): "HUH! No no no…"
…everyone laughed on me… I just bowed my head down… Meanwhile Emily kept touching…
Me: "Right fun enough. So… do you have anything about your qualifying?"
America: "This is the story, mate. Listen, you've a right to do. Our qualifying started in my home, as host."
Me: "And…"
America: "But we are not a weak team, you know."
…oh yeah, I got it. The distance of women's soccer…
America: "We'd to face Trinidad and Tobago, Guatemala and Haiti. We ended with three wins, both, each match we scored better than the firsts. 1-0 over T&T, 5-0 over Guatemala and 6-0 over Haiti."
Me: "T&T?"
America: "Trinidad and Tobago."
Me: "Oh…"
…I almost linked to Hanoi T&T, a club that had participated to the final round of the AFC Champions League qualifying…
…but not right at all…
America: "So be it, in semi-final, our next challenge was the neighbor Mexico. Although Mexican's soccer is well, but for men's only. The women's is just improving. Carli Lloyd and Christine Press scored 3-0 in Chester, marked our next win without conceeding a goal."
Me: "Nice job."
America: "With different strength, we could handle it. In the final over World Cup's debutant Costa Rica in PPL Park, Chester, Abby Wambach-Carli Lloyd-Sydney Leroux, both of them scored 6 goals. And… won!"
Me: "Easy. Too easy."
…neh, I didn't mean too say this, but… thought about the distance lol…
Me: "So… I guess you wanna win the 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup in your neighbor Canada?"
America: "More than that, I wanted to hole the 1st on FIFA ranking."
Me: "I do not like to speak… anymore. I think you can answer. Cheese!"
…I took a photo. For me, and for her…
…but the last thing was…
Me: "B****"
America: "What's wrong?"
Me: "…"
…I decided to go on the toilet. America, fun girl, now made me…
America (smile): "Okay, if you don't want too, then… goodbye."
…I finally avoided it. But I would never speak about it… anymore…
Me: "YUCK!"
…meanwhile…
Men!England: "Hilarious. What's happening?"
…oh PLEASE…