INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!

Me: "What a work…"

…that day, I must say: messes! I hate messes…

Men!Lebanon: "Are you seriously think that's fine? I'm not sure…"

Men!Croatia: "You may shut up for a moment."

…meanwhile, moving out from here, I suddenly realized that I must continue the show. So…

Me: "Okay, back on track, I will say about the 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup. The battle of Queen will be going to decide the champion. I'd made a speech with a lot of people, so now… let's go!"

…all crowd cheered! The noises from everywhere. If I had been in Barcelona I would have had to die on Camp Nou…

Me: "NOW… PLEASE SIT DOWN, I'M GOING TO SELECT… THE NEXT!"

…"YEAH!" that was the last noise. They waited me when I was raising my finger, pointing-pointing-pointing…

…everywhere…

Tom and Jerry: "Is he seriously think that would select somebody?"

Men!South Africa: "I'm not sure…"

Me: "The next is…"

…watering watering… so tense…

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Me: "PLEASE WELCOME… MEXICO!"

…madame Mexico! Mexico, nation which having a lot of stories about Zorro, Aztec, Mexican wave, Estádio Azteca, drugs, Pancho Villa…

…and now, Mexico! Mexico… I could see Guillermo Ochoa, Paul Aguilar, Miguel Layún, Andrés Guardado appearances…

…Ochoa and Layún. No wonder why I saw so many Lebanese and Moroccan flags. Ochoa is Moroccan Mexican, while Layún is Lebanese Mexican. That's easy…

Me: "Wow, Arabs must be cheering for Mexico."

Mexico: "More than that…"

…and the most special, Mexico wearing the mask of Zorro! Zorro Mexicano…

Spectators: "MEXICO! MEXICO! MEXICO! MEXICO! MEXICO! …"

Me: "What a fan…"

Mexico: "Thanks. Now on, I'll make a speech. Let's begin, my amigo!"

…VIVA LA MEXICO…

…meanwhile, Australia used the sign, noticing me that Mexico had some surprise. The champion of 2015 Asian Cup had a lot of thing to speak huh…

Me: "Hahaha I know I know. Okay, sit down, Mexico."

Mexico: "Muchas gracias!" (Thank you!)

…more than we thought…

Me: "Okay, ola, Mexico. You and me. Now, Zorro, let's talk about your journey."

Mexico: "Well, let's start. I'll begin with… the battle of CONCACAF Gold Cup… for girls."

Tom and Jerry: "Seriously, she looks like Randy Orton…"

Me: "Shut up there's no Wiper you dumbs!"

…I could see it…

Guillermo Ochoa: "HAHAHAHA… your assistants need to be taught… HAHAHAHA…"

Alexis Sánchez: "Hey Mexican what did you think? Chilean chili?"

…what was Alexis doing here? That Chilean…

Me: "Okay, now Mexico, please start."

Mexico: "Our journey did not come so well… at first, we lost 0-1 to Costa Rica. And after this shocking loss, we smashed the non-FIFA team Martinique 10-0. Even though, we must pass through Jamaica…"

Me: "So, you won?"

Mexico: "3-1. Our campaign continued but this was in America. So we faced the host. And sadly, we lost. 0-3. But that was not different since America is no.1. In that case, we had to play in third-place."

Me: "And your opponent…"

Mexico: "Trinidad and Tobago. We thought we would beat them but unfortunately they were much stronger. After drawing 2-2 on 90', we realized that we must win. We did not want penalty."

Me: "And the last result…"

Mexico: "Charyln Corral saved us. 2 goals. 4-2. Mexico qualified. And welcome to Canada 2015. We played for the tournament."

Me: "Very proud, Mexico."

…all fans slapped its hands. But they knew it would no longer…

Me: "So I saw all of your campaign. What a wonderful story. Mexico… do you have any preparation before the tournament?"

Mexico: "We must play to quarter-final. Or even else."

Me: "What makes you think so far?"

Mexico: "In Mexico everyone can do it."

Me: "Well then, in that case… Okay, if you can, will you surpass… Colombia, England and France?"

Mexico: "Them?"

…Mexico thought about England, France and Colombia. Colombia, she knew, but France and England…

…she had to worry more…

Me: "In that case you really, really wanna change everything?"

Mexico: "Of course."

Me: "HHmmm… OLE!"

…all of them: "OLE!" Wow… Mexico, Spain… what a Latin America…

…no wonder why Arabs really, really escaping to Latin America. Even now, so many Arabs still chose Latin America…

Men!Libya: "I'll go to Mexico!"

Men!Lebanon: "Totally."

Men!Egypt: "VIVA LA MEXICO!"

…and I wondered…

Me: "Hhhmmm… Latin Americans surely beat the Arabs about that…"

…hhhmmmm…