INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
Me: "I have a ton of job to do now... hhhmmm..."
...I'd just leave the scene for a while. After talking to my mom, I felt depressed... but I must continue...
Me: "Okay, who will be next?"
...I looked into everyone...
...but none of them made a speech...
Me: "No one? Okay, so I will select..."
…but before I look, surprisingly, England raised her hand...
England: "Maybe it's my time."
...I was surprised. But I thought...
Me: "So... Alice, you wanna join?"
England: "In that case... yes."
Me: "Well,... enjoy."
…I saw England volunteered herself. Different... but I accepted. To make it faster, I tole her to speak, but... in a different condition...
England: "Okay."
…I turned off the light...
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...surprisingly...
...all of us were flying. Flying. Very difficult, and different. That's meant...
Me: "I will speak to you without gravity."
England: "No gravity? What?"
Me: "All the room was under my control. So... there would be no gravity. But it was designed specially to keep oxygen inside."
England: "Wow wow wow..."
Me: "Calm. Now, we will start to speak. Can you tell me about your moves to 2015 Canada?"
England: "Hhhmm..."
...she was drinking tea...
Me: "C'mon!"
England: "Okay okay. Now, take that list: we dropped on the group where we are in with Ukraine, Belarus, Montenegro, Turkey and Wales. Wales is very familiar to us, but I wasn't sure about others."
Me: "Wasn't your campaign easy?"
England: "Might be. But at least distance between women's were large, so... we could say it easier than we thought before. First was against Belarus, as we won 6-0."
Me: "Belarus might very angry on it. She will be..."
England: "Doesn't matter. Later we destroyed Turkey 8-0. So that we easily topped on group. But to be sure, we must win against Wales. You know... Wales has Gareth Bale, Aaron Ramsey, but their women's is even stronger. So we faced a hard time before winning 2-0. 2-0 for English team."
Me: "Three win, at..."
England: "At home. But the rematch against Turkey would be my first away match. But Turkey, and all of Islamic nations, have a same problem: women's prohibition of activism. And not hard to realize we won, only this time, not 4 double 2."
Me: "4-0."
England: "But soon, we returned home. Unlike our previous meeting, our opposition was Montenegro. But I was surprised: in men's, Montenegro made us feel hard, but in women's... they play like never play football."
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHA..."
...all spectators laughed... They laughed a lot, but Arthur did not act...
Men!England: "That's very normal."
England: "Couldn't agree more, Arthur. We are going to talk."
...all was silent...
Me: "Okay okay... so the result was..."
England: "9-0."
...of course, flying on the sky of the show, I was opening my eyes when I saw... 9-0...
Me: "9-0?"
England: "At least better than Argentina 0-11 Germany in 2007."
Me: "You meant... Montenegro?"
England: "Yes. But we will have to fight for the last home match against Ukraine. We knew Ukraine. Ukraine participated in their 2009 Euro debut, so they were strong. Suddenly, we got an unexpected win..."
Me: "Unexpected?"
England: "Thanked Dowie and Aluko, we smashed Ukraine 4-0. And our home matches ended with no goal conceeded, win both."
Me: "And you began your journey in enemy's soils."
England: "Belarus. Yes, Belarus. We faced them in Minsk but Belarus lost 0-3. In that case, we could have managed better result if we had defeated Ukraine without conceeding. But we won 2-1, marking our first conceeded goal."
Me: "Top on the group,... and... suffered a goal."
England: "But that doesn't matter anymore. We were continuing easier and easier: winning 4-0 over Wales in Cardiff, and in Montenegro... was a 10-0 smash."
...now I opened my eyes...
Me: "10-0? So you topped on group, with conceeding 1 goal only?"
England: "Yup."
...Alice... she still drank tea even without gravity. So I decided...
Me: "Okay staff, put us down."
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Me: "Where the hell are they?"
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England: "Okay, you may stop. Do you know our real wish in Canada?"
Me: "Wish?"
England: "You see, our men's team is turning worse. They failed in Euro 2008, eliminated in 2014 World Cup. But our women's team at least entered to Euro finals, and we were not eliminated from group stage of Women's World Cup. Trust me... we must participate in semi."
Me: "SEMI-FINAL?"
England: "We can do it, right?"
Me: "Well... maybe. Okay, what talents you got?"
England: "Fara Williams, Eniola Aluko, Casey Stoney, Katie Chapman, Toni Duggan... but we had to wait the future. Mark Sampson, the Welsh man, will responsible for it."
Me: "Before that you lost 0-3 to Germany. I really, really had to worry..."
England: "Don't worry... you will see."
Me: "But be careful, Alice... France, Colombia and Mexico are going to wait you."
England: "No problem. Remember, behavior makes to be... a man."
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...Kingsman, again...
...but now, I had to ask...
Me: "Thanks, Alice, but... WHERE ARE MY STAFFS?"
...of course, because we were flying...
...where were they?