Hello lovelies! I would like to thank ShadowChronicler666 for being my first reviewer. Thanks, man.

Anyway, this is chapter four! I was going through writers' block, and asked to make sequels to a bunch of one shots...my goodness am I pathetic.

An almost-lemon!

Please enjoy!

Chapter Four

Later that evening, Hawk held everyone together for a meeting. He explained the rules of their stay and how they should behave. Byakuya made a few mental notes, still thinking about the 'Sleeping-Issue.' He did not want to share a room with Meiko. It wasn't that he didn't like her, he just didn't feel comfortable sharing a bed with her. 'How do I know she will keep her hands to herself?' He didn't know if she would keep her hands to herself. The woman was unpredictable! The noble spent a few more moments fussing about it before excusing himself to bed. Byakuya entered the his and Meiko's bedroom, closing the door behind himself and examining his surroundings. The bed was most certainly big enough for the two of them. Meiko's suitcases were tucked underneath the bed and their clothes were in the closet and dresser. The dress was hanging on a different rack in the walk-in closet, still in the black cover. Byakuya's suit was right next to hers. Meiko's shoes hung on the lacquered shoerack, and Byakuya's right next to hers. It all felt so strange. Shaking his head, the noble quickly changed into a pair of blue and green plaid pajama pants and a white tee shirt and went to bed.

"Mmmhh...Icepick. Share the damn blankets." Meiko groaned tiredly. When she received no reply, she opened her blue and green eyes to glare at the captain. He was hogging the covers. 'Asshole...' Meiko smirked evilly as a plan came to mind. She scootched closer to him, wrapping her arm around his shoulder and curling her leg around his. 'Ahhh...now I'm warm...' For some odd reason, Byakuya always had massive amounts of body heat. Minutes later, Byakuya woke up with a woman wrapped around his body. He blushed and tried to pull away, but he was already on the edge of the bed. "Meiko-san, please get off." He whispered. Meiko groaned.

"You brought this on yourself. If you just shared the blanket, you wouldn't be in this mess." She pulled him closer to her body. The noble blushed deeply at the feel of her large breasts pressed against his back. It had been a long time since he had done anything even remotely sexual, and what Meiko was doing right now was giving him that long lost feeling. Byakuya squirmed uncomfortably. It took him nearly ten minutes to pull her off.

Meiko sat up and observed him with a critical eye. "You know, I really don't get you." she examines her long fingernails. "You've got a hot babe squished against your back and yet you don't pounce. Are you even a man?"

Byakuya turned to her and glared hotly into her mismatched eyes. "Do you want me to...'pounce?'"

The woman smirks and raises a fine, black brow. "Want the truth?" Byakuya nodded, so she continued. "You should really pounce. I'm starting to think you don't even like girls. Tell me, when did you first realize that kitties could never turn you on? When you realized that you preferred snakes?"

Byakuya gaped at the woman, unsure what to say. He had to admit, that was blunt. Meiko had no problem with telling it as it is. "'Snakes?'" He said evenly. Meiko nodded. She had that look in her eye. When she had that look in her eye, Byakuya knew he was in for a tease. "You know..." Meiko sat up in the bed and straddled the noble's lap. "Snakes. You've got one right..." She rolled her hips down, grinding against his groin. "Here." A dusting of light pink colored Byakuya's cheeks and he realized what she had meant. If it weren't for her small hands pressing his shoulders down and her 'invisible weight,' he would have pulled away. He did not want her to feel anything that might 'awaken' while she was in his lap. Unfortunately, it was too late.

"Well well well, what have we here?" A killer smirk was spread over Meiko's plump lips. "Looks like your 'snake' is poised for an attack." One of her hands went down to cup the warm mass between his thighs and she relished in the slight twitch she was rewarded with. "Ooh, you are such a bad boy, Ice Pick."

The noble took a quick second to clear his throat. "Kurosakura-san, please. Get off." Despite his perilous efforts, his voice trembled. Meiko clicked her tongue and wagged a finger at him.

"Ah, ah, ah. Be nice. You could learn a lesson or two from Ice Pick Jr. here, standing up so a pretty lady may..." She moved her hand and settled her full weight on his groin. "...sit down."

'Evil! This woman is evil!'

Meiko rotated her hips, grinding against the man below her and licking her dark lips seductively. It took everything in his power for Byakuya not to roll them over and have his way with her. She was instigating...and Byakuya just wanted to...

SLAM!

"Good morning fellas!" Hawk shouted through the open door. Had Meiko not been sitting on his lap Byakuya would have killed the man. Meiko smiled innocently at her old friend and waved. "Morning Birdman!"

Marcus peeked into the room and snickered. "C'mon Hawk, they're busy, if you know what I mean."

Hawk laughed as well. "Yeah, let's go before they start anything in front of us."

Once they left, Meiko hopped off of Byakuya's lap and laughed uncontrollably. "Oh, that look on your face was priceless! I have got to do that again!"

Byakuya glared at her as he sat up, wincing as he did so. The erection between his legs still hadn't gone down. "Kurosakura-san, what you did was...unnecessary and uncouth. Please, never do that again." The 'snake' in his pajama pants was really starting to hurt now. Meiko knew this, and was mentally plotting her next diabolical plan. Byakuya could almost hear the gears turning in her brain.

'Why can't my life be normal for once?'

So? What did you think? I'm sorry if it sucked, I'm supposed to be doing work for summer school. I'm almost done anyway, even with the website being stupid.

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