INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
…damn, I got sneezed. Each years when weather changing, I suffer it…
Me: "Damn… sneezing! Always! Weather making me bad!"
Jerry Mouse: "Do you need medicine?"
Me: "I'm fine okay?"
Jerry Mouse: "Uhhh… okay…"
…I really hate the weather changing. Hate a lot. Same like when Italians and Greeks hate the Turks…
…oh yeah, they mentioned it…
Men!Greece: "Stupid Turk! Go heal for him!"
Men!Turkey: "You never know about Ottoman Empire do you?"
Men!South Italy: "I'm speaking seriously."
Men!Turkey: "I'M SPEAKING? Are you mad Lovino? Italy and whole nation facing mafias damn you idiot."
…and a course, Brazil, Argentina, Mexico… all Latinos hate the Turks due to Italian immigrants and influence… somehow…
Men!Argentina: "Man, this asshole Turks do know we hate them. In my nation so many Arabs running away from Turks, living peacfully with Italians."
Men!Brazil: "So do we. Agree with Argentina. Damn the Turks."
Men!Mexico: "Well said, stupid ISIS now allying with cartels."
…seemed like Europe also agreed at all. But once again Alfred…
Men!America: "Hello! SOME HAMBURGER?"
Me: "You came right on time. Now… STOP THEM FOR ME!"
…Alfred came right on time. Even though he did not have much feeling on Armenia, but at least he showed his mercy…
Men!America: "Okay stop please. Right now I'm worrying about AIIB."
Men!England: "Alfred, this is hilarious huh? You know, Turkey likes insulting Europe, he respects nobody even though he tried to make friend. You faced 11/9, remember?"
Men!America: "Are you insane? Maybe. But not all Muslims are bad at all. Turks are example."
Men!Bulgaria: "No wonder why Koreans admired their favorite killer so much."
…suddenly hearing that made some Korean spectators…
…angered…
1st Korean: "DAMN YOU BULGARIA!"
2nd Korean: "Hahahah hilarious, do you feel ashamed on it Bulgaria?"
3rd Korean: "We thanked Turks for Korean war. But that doesn't mean you hate us because of Turks!"
4th Korean: "LONG LIVE OTTOMAN!"
…meanwhile the Thais really hate Koreans, so the Thais replied by booing…
…and I got mad…
Me: "SHUT UP! Get fucked haters! Get focus to here now!"
Russia: "Turkey looks handsome than the past."
Men!Russia: "But he never changes."
Me: "DON'T CARE ABOUT TURKS, BULGARIANS OR ITALIANS. Currently I'm trying to talk! So please QUIET!"
…
…
…
…
…and finally I got a silent moment…
Me: "Good. Now let's start. Think to future for a moment, sooner or later, women's must be respected on international stage. So I'll continue. But… hey Morocco, do you have a sister?"
Morocco: "In that case… not yet."
Me: "About Turkey and Greece? Can you become… sisters?"
…looks fine. Turkey and Greece (women), looking that they were friendlier…
…than the men's…
Turkey and Greece: "Forget about Heracles and Sadik problems, okay? Cheer."
Men!Turkey: "Hey not fair!"
Me: "Yes fair. But please, let sit down, and we will begin to choose… the next nation. Are you ready Dora-nichov?"
…Dora-nichov nodded…
Me: "One set. One… two… three!"
…the light turned off… I made another game again…
Audience: "Hey hey hey what's wrong?"
…nobody knew. That's fun…
…and…
Me: "Wait… IVORY COAST! WHAT A SURPRISE!"
Didier Drogba: "Uchacha! Uchacha! Uchacha! It's Ivory Coast my brethren!"
Yaya Touré and Kolo Touré: "Côte d'Ivoire?" (Ivory Coast?)
…why I knew? Let me tell you…
…yesterday I'd replaced one of 24 nation's into an anti-gravity one (of course not counting for the first 12). Who sit down, she/he would fly…
Me: "It is an honor to meet Ivory Coast."
…Ivory Coast, the nation had suffered two civil wars, but with Drogba, and all of Ivorian hearts, they united again. Even war to war. Ivory Coast also did not wish for money unlike Algeria (they had oils), Nigeria, Ghana and Cameroon last year…
Ivory Coast: "Nice to meet you."
Me: "Haha, once again. To meet an Ivorian is my honor."
Ivory Coast: "Maybe you can visit Abidjan."
Me: "Somehow… okay, I'm very surprised when Ivory Coast qualified to 2015 Women's World Cup for the first time. The men's had been in famous for 1992 and 2015 CAN, three decisive WCs (never qualified through group stage). In Africa, strongest in FIFA is Algeria… but in the heart, strongest team is Ivory Coast…
…but not in women side until now."
Ivory Coast: "You underestimate us too much, mate. Even sitting with Germany, Norway and Thailand, we shall never give up."
Me: "Okay, hilarious is over. Now… I want you, to tell the story how you participated to 2015 Canada?"
Ivory Coast: "Uhhhh… okay."
…
…
…
…I'd to wait for five minutes…
Me: "Let's get on."
Ivory Coast: "Hhhhmmm, I started our CAN campaign in 1991, when the first women's CAN was organized. But I'd to wait until 2012. This was our first ever appearance in CAN."
Me: "And you crashed out, right?"
Ivory Coast: "Yup but with ah 5-0 over Ethiopia, we got hope. And we did return into 2014 CAN."
Me: "So…"
Ivory Coast: "We're not in a good group. It included host Namibia, Queen Nigeria and Zambia. We started with a 2-4 loss to Nigeria, until we shockingly defeated host 3-1."
Me: "Wow, that's special."
Ivory Coast: "But the last match we drew 1-1 to Zambia. Luckily Namibia lost, so they were out. We went in and played in semi-final for the first time, against Cameroon."
Me: "I watched that you lost didn't you?"
Ivory Coast: "Hhh… yeah. We lost 1-2 after 120' so we must got a play-off ticket, the third-place. We met South Africa, the giant of Africa."
Me: "And so you played…"
Ivory Coast: "We opened by suffering a massive attacks from South Africa. But we stood well… we knew South Africa had been in Olympics so we could not underestimate her."
Me: "And…"
Ivory Coast: "We played defense. We were not strong so we kept waiting. And after 45' we tied 0-0."
Me: "Second half?"
Ivory Coast: "Our game was not finished. Clemente told us 'not surrender'. And we died with honor. With all of our wishes to the Ivorians who suffered the stupid civil war, we played. And…
…
…
…in 84', Ida Guehai made history! 1-0! Iovry Coast now had a chance to qualify…
…
…
…oh… YES! WE WON! 1-0! We finally booked a place in Canada 2015. This is not a dream. It is the truth! YEAH!"
…she dance like a jungle woman. And I sat down. But… I enjoyed it…
Me: "Nice work Ivorian."
Ivory Coast: "Do you think we could do better than the men's? I don't underestimate them… but I think this time is for ladies."
Me: "Thailand, Germany and Norway… all are waiting…"
Ivory Coast: "We will not be afraid. We are not strongest… but we will play. For honor of Ivory Coast, Ivorians and our cultures."
Me: "Well then… good luck, Wild Elephants."
…and she danced… like a wild elephant… man, not good…
Didier Drogba: "Don't worry mates, there would be no more…"
…and…
…
…
…
…BLAM! I saw…
Me: "What the… elephants? OH C'MON!"