INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
...after making a plan, I decided to...
Me: "In that case, I must do this. Please welcome..."
...but in outside, somebody was making noise. It must be Prussia. Gilbert! Damn him. He interrupted again...
...this time, by WWE. He smashed someone...
Men!Prussia: "Damn Doofenshmirtz! I should speak to Russia for this."
Me: "You are the next on my list, Prussia."
Men!Prussia: "ME?"
Me: "No, I'll invite Prussia and Germany... in female, not you."
Men!Prussia: "You meant..."
Me: "Yes. Yesterday when I walked through the street, Ludwig advised me to invite some big, bully men from WWE. You love WWE don't you?"
...all of them turned quiet. Because I declared that I would invite WWE fighters, everyone was excited. But the more WWE, more violent would come...
Me: "Okay, so please, Germany and Prussia, welcome to the stage."
Germany: "Me?"
Me: "Steel lady, walk up. And... your sister too."
Germany: "Can you wait for her? She would be late."
Me: "Haizzz..."
...thinking about it, I felt... edge. But only bringing these warriors I could be safer. So... Germany went down, with the cheers. She is one of the world's strongest football team, same like the men's...
Me: "Please welcome... GERMANY, TWO TIMES CHAMPIONS!"
Germany: "HEIL DEUTSCHLAND!" (LONG LIVE GERMANY!)
Me: "Thanks. Please sit down. And now...
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...present..."
...a Russian marching song appeared with a man, a big fat pro-Russian man. I knew that guy...
Me: "RUSEV!"
...the Bulgarian! I knew in Bulgaria, 95% are pro-Russian...
...Rusev actually was Miroslav Barnyashev, a Bulgarian wrestler. But did not understand why, Americans considered him as "Russian"? Just because he speaks Bulgarian close to Russian? Not likely...
Rusev: "I'm here! Now, you will taste the Russian blade!"
Me: "Thanks thanks thanks but your mission is to keep this in order!"
...suddenly, another song, like a Mexican, was sung. It was...
Me: "And now, please welcome... LUCHA DRAGONS!"
...it's Kalisto and Sin Cara! They were here! All the fans cheered as Kalisto and Sin Cara jumped into the stage...
Rusev: "I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE..."
Me: "Shut up! Who said you only? I invited a lot."
...actually, Kalisto and Sin Cara were just in position. I told them (especially Kalisto) that I need some bodyguards. But I also warned them about Rusev. When Rusev gone mad, they knew how to do. Right now, they were in my plan...
Kalisto: "Okay, I realize why."
Me: "Okay, now, Germany, I knew you are very strong, but think about it, in Women's World Cup that was different, right?"
Germany: "Gladly. But it mustn't be easy huh? Well said, but large distance might cause problem too."
Me: "I know..."
...and now, I saw the gate opened. It was her, Prussia! Prussia was late...
...but on her hands grabbed some files...
Prussia: "I got this!"
Germany: "Thanks. Now, my sister, let tell them the story we have to face for."
...ah, a ton of paper. She also took her guitar too. WHAT? Guitar? Didn't she mean...
Prussia: "Ahhh... let me tell you...
"Through our history
We are Germans
And we play nothing else except honor
We travel to home
Facing the cold winter
Russia...
We beat them 9-0
But we felt that miss something
And through our way
Get into Slovenia
We defeated 13-0 over Slovene
Once again, in Frankfurt
Croatia...
We won, now 4-0
And so we on top.
Through East Europe, to Slovakia
We crushed them all, 6 to 0
And with Croatia, we made it 8-0
But in Dublin
Ireland
This was not an easy job
We found hard way
With a 3-2 win.
And so we qualified close to the big game
But we did not see a new opponent
With a 4-0 win at home over Slovenia
And thrashing 9-1 Slovakia
Getting through the city of cold...
...Moskva
We grabbed another win
Germany 4-1
Now we just look for a new adventure
And we defeated Ireland 2-0
We passed to World Cup 2015
Be worry, we are going...
...to reclaim...
the...
...TITLE!
...done!"
...they slapped its hands. Usual, I saw something great on it...
Me: "Well done, girl."
Prussia: "Thank you."
Germany: "By a way, I knew right? I wanna be the Queen for the third times."
Me: "Yeah yeah. But can you sure you are..."
Prussia: "Uh uh I know! John Cena?"
...Rusev got mad! He tried to attack...
Rusev: "CENA!"
Me: "Rusev! STOP!"
...but Rusev seemed like would cause damage. Oh dear. Now I must leave...
Germany: "No doubt. That's why you wanna be fast... today."
Me: "Yeah yeah. STOP RUSEV!"
...Rusev now saw the picture of John Cena I hung it yesterday, turned crazy and attack. Right then, Kalisto held his neck...
Kalisto: "GERONIMO!"
...he... smashed Rusev easily. Rusev fell down. Kalisto stood up while Sin Cara just watched unconcious Rusev...
Sin Cara: "No es de extrañar por qué nos eligió." (No wonder why he chose us.)
...at least. But I knew what would they last talk about, so...
Me: "Okay, may we go and drink some tea?"
Prussia and Germany: "That's good."
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...yeah that's how we ended...