INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
...after all, I still remembered that...
Me: "Rusev! Damn him. He almost killed somebody. Great work Kalisto."
Kalisto: "Agree."
...well, I thought a lot. Wish I could have more Kalisto. But sincerely, if I had forgotten Sin Cara, he would have smashed me. Sin Cara close to Kalisto...
Me: "Great. Now, I will check out."
...after looking a while, we had passed through 15 nations. Now would be the sixteen. Waiting for it, I continued voting...
Me: "Now what?"
Spike the Bulldog: "For some reason, we are not voting for someone, yet we have to wait."
...I drank water for a moment. Yet they looked at me about it...
Me: "Okay, you want some? Let's play."
...I shut down all the lights. Only then, I said...
Me: "Listen, everybody. With only 8 nations left, I'll make one of your chairs... disappear! Who late, they must meet me!"
...they suddenly realized that they have to push one of them away. So they started clashing...
Brazil: "Hey, it's mine!"
South Korea: "MINE!"
Netherlands: "WATCH IT!"
Nigeria: "Me too!"
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...finally...
Me: "Yes. Now, turn on!"
...and the result was so... surprise! It was...
Me: "WHAT? BRASIL?"
...so Brazil was late. She was late. She lost in the game...
Brazil: "Just bad luck..."
Me: "Okay more fun and joy please. Tom, Jerry, where is the seat now?"
Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse: "Nothing different!"
The Doraemons: "NOTHING IS WRONG!"
...damn the robot-cats... Hahahaha...
Me: "Okay thanks. Now, welcome... BRASIL!"
...they cheered for Brazil but not much than 2014. After humiliating 1-7 loss, Brazil never showed to anyone (except Italy rejected this victory)...
...and now I could realize why Italy disliked Germany a lot...
Me: "Welcome, Brasil. It has been a long time."
Men!South Italy: "Wow, Brasile! If I am Brasile I will fuck Germany 7-1!"
Men!Prussia: "Shut up pro-Brasil loser!"
Men!South Italy: "Italy 7-1 Germany! Euro 2016 is coming hahahahaha..."
...I found that why Germany very scared Italy. So I guess if they defeat Italy in the same tournament, they will be the second greatest like France...
Me: "Okay not funny at all. Shit down while I began to talk. Okay, Brasil, you are here. What did you expect from Canada 2015?"
Brazil: "Winning? We will!"
Me: "Remember, you never won any World Cup... for ladies before."
Brazil: "Do not underestimate me like that, bro. I still have strength."
...I laughed but I thought about it: what could Brazil do after a 1-7 losses? Except that Italy can "underestimate", the others can't...
...but she thought different...
Brazil: "I am a woman. A woman mustn't be same like a man."
Men!Brazil: "Hey..."
Me: "Okay stop stop. I know. Well, the campaign can be start... now. But before that, tell me, how can you advance to Canada easily?"
...even asking this, I knew one thing: women's football still had a large distance...
Brazil: "Okay...
This is bola!
For football...
This is bola!
For all who fight.
This is the World Cup
not for men, but for ladies
And we will tell you
How did we do.
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Through Ecuador, 2014
I was there, to face the bests
Of Latinos...
Bolivia, Chile, Paraguay
And then Argentina to we, Brasil
Oh yeah...
And the war had started...
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6-0 Bolivia, we won the first
4-1 Paraguay, winning the second
In the third, we spent hours
In the four, was 2-0 Chile
And... we qualified...
Even we lost 0-2
to...
Argentina...
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BUT WE ARE ALWAYS STRONG!
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In the last round
Ecuador
Colombia
Argentina
We did not scare
We accepted all
And so we were...
...fighting to death
And we won
4-0 Ecuador
Argentina
With a draw
0-0 Colombia
So we won
2014 COPA AMERICA FEMENINA...
See you again
in Canada
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And we will conquer...
World Cup!
See you in Canada 2015!
...done."
...they stood and cheered up. I thought she was good...
Me: "So, you seem like you wanna win it."
Brazil: "Brazilian men always underestimate the girls. Now after 1-7, I think they need to realize they must respect us."
Me: "SO..."
Brazil: "Time for ladies to go."
...and Brazil did not talk more. She left away, making me feel fear on her... she shut the door and abandoned the show...
Me: "Uhhhh..."
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Spike the Bulldog: "We have found the perpetrator. Be ready."
Me: "Oh... okay."
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