INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
Me: "Yes, yes, yes!"
Brazil: "Huh?"
Male!Canada: "What?"
Me: "At last. Now I can begin. Please welcome…"
…nobody ever wanna be invited. Even Canada. But with some nations, they felt lucky…
Men!Greece: "Wow, now I can fuck Turkey!"
Men!Turkey: "Fuck your asses."
Men!Bulgaria and Men!Romania: "KILL THE TURKS!"
Men!Serbia: "SUPPORT TURKEY'S DEATH!"
Women!Armenia: "DOG TURKS!"
Men!Azerbaijan: "BOO RUSSIA BOO ORTHODOGS!"
Georgia: "I don't care what happen in Balkans but… fuck Russia…"
…what the heck? How can they…
Me: "GET FUCKED DAMN IT! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?"
…and then Colombia came up…
Colombia: "Alright, who want gun, come here!"
…they shut its mouths. Turkey, Greece, Bulgaria, Azerbaijan… all came quiet…
Colombia: "Done? Good."
Me: "Quickly! We have a ton of job to do. Say, Colombia, you fixed our problem. Will you be my guest?"
Colombia: "Thanks, but my job is not done. I'll go for a moment. Now, I suggest you to South Korea."
Me: "Her?"
Colombia: "She is good. Besides, remember last year?"
Me: "Ah I see…"
Colombia: "You invited South Korea first."
Me: "So… where will you go?"
Colombia: "A job in a Hispanic mall."
Me: "Well, then let's go."
…she left this place again. Now Colombia once again did her job. She was like a cartel lord. I hated cartels but she was too powerful than me…
…as South Korea, I was looking…
Me: "So, you are friend of Turkey."
South Korea: "Me?"
…she looked georgious. But some Balkans hate her…
Bulgaria: "Slave of Turks…"
Me: "Alright fucking stop! Nobody is slave! South Korea, follow me."
South Korea: "Thank you very much."
…she went down. As you could see she wore a new shoes (boots), new glasses, and new face…
…yet, I was surprised…
Me: "Taegeuks."
South Korea: "Oh damn, this is just our second World Cup, for ladies."
Me: "Now, tell me your journey, rich girl."
South Korea: "Okay. Like you wish."
…she got an I-phone from her bag, as she showed to me…
South Korea: "It's simple."
…I checked…
Me: "In group stage, South Korea destroyed Myanmar 12-0 before thrashing Thailand 4-0. After that they drew 0-0 China."
…South Korea repeated nothing…
Me: "But in semi-final, South Korea lost 1-2 to 2010 champion Australia. And they grabbed 4th after losing 1-2 to China. Losing twice, South Korea still managed to World Cup 2015 in Canada…
…
…
…is that it?"
…no one talks…
Me: "Only this? That's it?"
South Korea: "Now excuse me, I must go shopping, for fun."
Me: "Im Yong Soo looks better than her…"
…South Korea walked out from the gate, and smiled fast. She quickly ran away…
Audience: "What is that mean about?"
…geez, she knew I was doing something… lucky that the medicine started to work. After she finished, I would get the answer…
…but I must shut first…
Me: "Shhh…"