INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
…I could not believe it, especially from my eyes. No, it couldn't be…
…by how? How? I must trap them…
Me: "How long now, Sweden?"
Sweden: "It might take… 4 hours."
…of course we were whispering… nobody knew…
England: "What are they talking about?"
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Me: "Great. Thanks Sweden. Where's Arthur?"
Men!England: "Wait? Me?"
Me: "Yup. Are you ready to use your spell?"
Men!England: "Spell?"
Me: "Not right now. I need it later. So calm down."
…Arthur must be sick. But he agreed…
Men!England: "Okay, I give up. Here. How long?"
Me: "Give me few days."
…I smelt that I would discover what just happened before. Oh yeah…
Me: "Now, I must tell you, who will take responsibility?"
…no one answered. So I continued my job. Exactly like I did…
…but some persons felt that having dark-skinned on my head…
Serbia: "I think his heart was turning dark…"
Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina: "Oh really, murderer?"
Serbia: "SHUT UP DAMN IT!"
…meanwhile I never asked how… of course! I was too busy. To be honest, I did not like it. How could they… oh just waited. I must tell something…
Dora-nichov: "(Seriously?)"
Me: "Yup."
Dora-nichov: "(Hhhmmm… right. Okay, everyone, now, I'll call the 20th. To know, I will blaze up to four last nation. Stand by, everybody!)"
Me: "He will burn the fire to all of 4 last nations."
Audience: "WHAT?"
Dora-nichov: "(In your seat, only 4 remaining place had an actived self-defensive. The first three turn on, they would survive. The last one would participate here.)"
Me: "Only 4 remaining place had an actived self-defensive. The first three turn on, they would survive. The last one would participate here… to face ME!"
…to make everyone scared, I'd summoned Kane! Beware…
Kane: "I'm ready…"
Me: "Ready! Set… GO!"
…Dora-nichov was exploded! You know what? Before it started, I told Kane to put more oils and gas, instead of chilis. So now? They were burned…
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…after 1 minute…
Me: "The result is…"
…I saw… Netherlands was burned down. She did not escape. But looking madame Belgium behind, I could understand…
Women!Belgium: "Oops."
Me: "Hilarious. Okay, you lost Holland!"
Netherlands: "Damn…"
Me: "Don't be upset. Go down, mate."
Netherlands: "Fine."
…the next woman to be called…
Netherlands: "May I go out?"
Me: "Not now. Okay, to be honest, so, this was your first World Cup, in women's?"
Netherlands: "Definitely. But do you know why? I feel bad for Italy."
Me: "Nice. But Italy are not here. And… thank you Kane."
Kane (angered): "I wanna finish with Seth…"
…Kane left, I felt safetier. And now was the time to sacrifice…
Me: "I'll start for you instead."
Netherlands: "No offense, but no thanks. I will introduce myself. Allow me to talk, like a Dutch lady."
…Dutch Lady! I always drank it when I was young…
Netherlands: "Okay. My story is about this. After unsuccessful Euro 2013 campaign, I decided to make a jump. So I played in the group containing ex-world Queen Norway, alongside Portugal, neighbor Belgium, Greece, Portugal and newcomer Albania."
Me: "And you started very well."
Netherlands: "But surprising, I must face newcomer Albania. And Albania was not a strong team. They were just created 4 years ago, led by a man named… Rakli or… Standi… I don't care. We won 4-0 at Tirana."
Me: "So, you won, like I said."
Netherlands: "In Portuguese, we beat Portugal 7-0 at Maia. Suddenly, Norway stopped us by their 2-1 triumph in Volendam! Damn…"
Me: "Then?"
Netherlands: "I faced ex-King of Europe Greece. Seriously, Greeks good at men's, bad at women's. And 7-0 was our second 7-0 win. We remained home in the battle against neighbor, my beloved brother, Belgium, finished with a 1-1 draw."
Me: "Sadly…"
Netherlands: "But that did not change anything! Soon, we recovered by a 6-0 thrashing Greece in Heraklion and 10-1 Albania in Helmond. And later, with a 2-0 won over Belgium in Leuven, we showed who was the strongest in the Low Countries."
Me: "Do not forget 2-4 loss in Brussels."
Netherlands: "For the men's only. And so, we must care on the 1st place. Unfortunately we were not strong enough despite 3-2 Portugal and even 2-0 Norway. Norway claimed the 1st, forcing me to stand 2nd. Not fair."
Norway: "HEY! WATCH YOUR MOUTH!"
Me: "Okay ladies, calm. So, Holland just qualified to last round of qualification, weren't you?"
Netherlands: "Yup. Turning to play-off, we must pass two rounds. The first round was our battle against Scotland, and thanked God, we won 4-1 on agreegate. But the next opponent Italy was much harder…"
Me: "So?"
Netherlands: "In Kyocera, The Hague, Italy pushed us hard when they got a goal from Gabbiadini, before Miedema helped us drew 1-1. And so, we came to Verona with our biggest hope…
…and it appeared. Right on Verona, land of Italy, Miedema scored two goals lead. 2-0. But an own goal almost ruined us as they still got more time…
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…finally, we held it. So we would mark for the first time to be in Canada 2015. Thanks van Gaal…"
Me: "van Gaal?"
…I made my eyes up, and saw van Gaal on the seat. I turned back again…
Me: "Hahahaha…"
Netherlands: "So, what did you think?"
Me: "Your women's don't have Kuyt, Robben, Afellay, van der Sar, or even van Basten, Cruyff… not easy."
Netherlands: "Trust me. I will not make you disappointed."
…I nodded. So then…
Me: "Holland!"
Netherlands: "Me?"
Me: "I need you to stay in here. Later, Arthur will make a 'decision'."
Netherlands: "Nice."
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…could you believe it?