INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
…damn it! I must finish it quickly…
Me: "I remember few days ago Real lost to Juve…"
Doraemon: "Juventus?"
Me: "Haha… damn Pirlo."
Mario Balotelli: "Have you found it?"
Dora-rinho: "I guess is him…"
Me: "Not now! I'll show it later. Soon. Tell me, who will be the last?"
Dora-the-Kid: "According from me, only Nigeria, Colombia and Canada."
Me: "Colombia? I thought…"
Dora-the-Kid: "So, about the last three, who should be here?"
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Me: "Let me check. Another Nichov's…"
Dora-the-Kid: "I suggest you not to do this again. Instead, I need a peaceful way."
Me: "What?"
Dora-the-Kid: "Like… THIS!"
…he blasted into the show, right when Colombia returned! A hit! What a hit…
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…all burned into a smell…
Me: "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?"
Dora-the-Kid: "Uhh…"
…suddenly, Colombia rose up. She was okay. Nothing hurt her, but…
Colombia: "Damn you bastard!"
Dora-the-Kid: "Forgive me, milady…"
Colombia: "I'll take this position. Start now, bro! With him I will deal later!"
Me: "Uhhh… yes yes I'm on it!"
…I must be scared on it…
Colombia: "Okay, I will start, now! Let's tell about 2014 Copa América Femenina, shall we?"
Me: "We?"
Colombia: "Of course. You might know something."
…all audience knew Colombia always faced violence. And being violent… is part of her life…
Me: "You can start now…"
Colombia: "I did not play the 1st leg, looking Ecuador winning 1-0. But we started with a 4-0 thrash to Uruguay. He wasn't strong, so we beat him so easy."
Me: "Keep going…"
Colombia: "Again, we met neighbor Venezuela. Same like the first, we beat them 4-1. Two last over host Ecuador and Peru, 1-0 was our result. And we advanced to final leg, facing Brazil, Argentina and the host Ecuador, this time, in Quito."
Me: "Ah, final stage."
Colombia: "Yup. Colombia began with a single draw, 0-0, over Argentina, before traveling far to Sangolquí."
Me: "So…"
Colombia: "In Sangolquí, facing the high of 2000 meters, we still beat Ecuador 2-1, thanked for Isabella Echeverry and Yoreli Rincón. So we traveled back to Quito, now, in Olímpico Atahualpa."
Me: "Let me guess, Brazil?"
Colombia: "Unfortunately, we did not win. Just another 0-0. But at least we lost 0, and so, we will be in Canada 2015."
…nobody talked. Now… I was getting… afraid…
Me: "Great… what did you want… in 2015 World Cup?"
Colombia: "Don't be silly, mate. I'm not going to shoot you. Besides, in 2015, after North Korea was banned, I would show them, the new face of… COLOMBIA! Fact. Just watch 'Colombiana'!"
Me: "I know this film…"
Colombia: "Thanks. Now…"
…uh oh, Dora-the-Kid had gone…
Colombia: "Where's he? Damn! GET BACK HERE!"
…she crazily ran out the studio as Dora-the-Kid was also… hiding…
Me: "Not good…"
Colombia: "GET BACK HERE! AAAHHHHHH…"
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…(no talking)…