INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
Jerry Mouse: "He forgot he just had 21 nations..."
...what? I must mention...
Me: "Okay, I missed. Get the hell out of here! Who will be next?"
...of course I felt not well... so I must go somewhere...
Antonio Mohamed: "¿Qué demonios está haciendo?" (What the heck is he doing?)
...el Turco! Wow...
Claudio Pizarro: "Esto no es una broma, por favor." (This is not a joke, please.)
Marcelo Salas: "Dios, estaba hablando de otra cosa." (Geez, he was talking on something else.)
Claudio Suárez: "Tranquilo, amigo. Debemos saber qué va a hacer." (Calm down, mate. We must know what is he going to do.)
Carlos Valderrama: "El Emperador tiene razón. Si deseas tener un rato." (El Emperador is right. Check out for a while.)
...I heard what were they talking... but seriously, all were in Spanish, a problem...
Rolando Fonseca: "Jaja, no queda nada ¿eh?" (Haha, nothing left huh?)
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Me (whispering): "Okay, let me check... yeah yeah... A: China, New Zealand, Netherlands; B: Germany, Norway, Thailand, Ivory Coast; C: Japan, Cameroon, Ecuador, Switzerland; D: USA, Australia, Sweden; E: Brazil, Spain, South Korea; F: France, England, Colombia, Mexico... Ah, Jerry is right."
...I missed Canada, Costa Rica and Nigeria. But in traditional law, the host would be last named. So I must check: Costa Rica, or Nigeria? Of course my sister was not here like last year...
Me: "Now everybody, who will be next? LET'S VOTE!"
...checked back to the vote, I must think a lot about it...
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Audience: "Seriously, was he losing fun?"
Me: "I heard it!"
Audience: "Sorry."
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...did they know that I wanna vote for Costa Rica or Nigeria, not Canada? Yeah...
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Me: "Wow, I had discovered a lot of people vote for... COSTA RICA! So COSTA RICA WON!"
Costa Rica: "Me?"
Me: "Yes, it's you, madame."
...I'd a bit of French language on my brain...
Me: "Go now, madame."
Costa Rica: "Thanks for your kindness."
...this was Costa Rica first women's World Cup. Unlike Men!Costa Rica, she was not having any experience...
...even having a Keylor Navas? No...
Costa Rica: "Greetings."
Me: "Lovely. But I'd a bit disappointment when you sacked Carlos Avedissian and replaced by a non-experience like Amelia Valverde."
Costa Rica: "Women's rights, you forgot?"
Armenia and Uruguay: "At least respect Carlos for a moment!"
...Avedissian is an Armenian. No wonder. But Turkey seemed very happy on it...
Men!Turkey: "Hahaha, good work Costa Rica."
Women!Armenia: "GET OUT OF HERE!"
Men!Turkey: "Who care you stink?"
...I heard it. Uruguay and Greece, no wonder they hates Turkey...
Me: "Okay shut up! I'm interviewing with Costa Rica!"
Costa Rica: "Just forget them. I'll tell you my story."
Me: "Story?"
...but Costa Rica seemed preparing enough... she took a whistle, suddenly a man appeared... under the dark...
Costa Rica: "Welcome, SAKIS ROUVAS!"
Me: "Sakis?"
Costa Rica: "Greek music star, mate."
...now I saw it: Sakis Rouvas. But... what a Greek doing here? Weird...
Sakis Rouvas: "Αχ, είμαι πίσω, από την Αθήνα στο Βανκούβερ." (Ah, I'm back, from Athens to Vancouver.)
Me: "Can you even translate it."
Sakis Rouvas: "Not now, my brother. And I will make a tone...
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...wait, I knew these tones. It came from Shake It...
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Everytimes you looked back,
Don't be shine, just go play
Don't be dominated through
Because only you can know.
I don't wanna take a joke
Suddenly, it had come...
Latin America
It had called, babes
It's your team to shine up
Guatemala 0
Costa Rica 3
We'd come, get READY!
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it mi amor
Crazy for love
Give me some more
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it mi amor
Crazy for love
Give me some more
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it mi amor
Crazy for love
Give me some more
Forever!
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it mi amor
Crazy for love
Give me some more
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it mi amor
Crazy for love
Give me some more
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it mi amor
Crazy for love
Give me some more
Forever!
yay, yay, yay, yay...
In the group stage
Championship
Tell we on, on our way
We, the brave Costa Ricans
Facing on, play it all...
Mexico 1-0
Jamaica 2-1
Martinique 6-1
Heading to the fours,
Meeting T&T
3-0 pen. and passed...
yay, yay, yay, yay...
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it mi amor
Crazy for love
Give me some more
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it mi amor
Crazy for love
Give me some more
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it mi amor
Crazy for love
Give me some more
Forever!
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it mi amor
Crazy for love
Give me some more
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it mi amor
Crazy for love
Give me some more
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it mi amor
Crazy for love
Give me some more
Forever!
YAY! YAY!
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Through we lost in the final
But we'd made history
We will bring you more surprises
Just come in
And you will see it
Vancouver, here we come
And explode to the WORLD...
Forever!
yay, yay, yay, yay...
Shake,shake,shake!"
...I could see audience danced... I loved it. Sakis Rouvas, you were back...
Me: "HAHAHA... Sakis, you're back!"
Sakis Rouvas: "Thank you very much."
Alexi Lalas: "Συμφωνώ ότι είναι ένα τραγούδι κατασκευαστής." (I can agree that he's a song maker.)
Me: "So, Costa Rica, do you involve on it?"
Costa Rica: "Oh, the accident... No."
Me: "Weird that in last year Costa Rica also not involved. And now you did not, again."
Costa Rica: "Oh, instead, I knew who behind on it."
Me: "WHAT?"
...lucky about it, I guess. But I must admitt on it...
Costa Rica: "So, unlike the men's, we don't have any kind of stars. What did you think?"
Me: "Uhh..."
...second weird of day: Costa Rica turned nice and spoke... more than usual...
Me: "Haha... Are you going serious?"
Costa Rica: "I'm asking your first."
Me: "Oh... I guess you have to go home early."
Costa Rica: "WHAT?"
...she almost turned shocks...
Men!Costa Rica: "To be honest, bro, she is just participated for the first time. Unlike me. I agree with you that... without female Navas, she could not win."
Me: "Okay."
...her face burned...
Costa Rica: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Me: "Uh uh... not me..."
John Cena: "Not funny when you bully a woman!"
Me: "Oh great. You again? Do you realize some wrestlers like..."
Zlatan Ibrahimović: "IT'S CENA! HE'S ONE OF MAIN TROUBLE MAKER!"
John Cena: "Hey..."
...Ibra showed a taekwondo kick to Cena. Ouch! Then the clash almost turned into a turmoil...
Me: "DAMN! STOP IT! AAAHHHHH..."
Brazil and Canada: "Uh oh."
...no one stopped Ibra involving the fight. And he "declared war" against John Cena, right on this studio...
Zlatan Ibrahimović: "GET HIM!"
Me: "I did not finish it."
Costa Rica: "UH OH, I must abandon here..."
...NNNOOOOOOOOO...