INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
...now, the last one except for host was announced. Nigeria...
Nigeria: "Oh geez, I'm the last one..."
Me: "Say hello, lady."
...Nigeria knew that... weird: Queen of Africa was almost the last. Why? She would want to know...
Nigeria: "I'm surprised when African champion was almost the last."
Me: "At least you're not the host."
Nigeria: "Oh, gladly..."
...but she was not happy at all - almost the last. Besides, yesterday, I had been fighting with a Turkish man on the street, due to his anti-Greek speech... I was almost lost my tooth while he went to the hospital. Geez...
...Im was trying to convince me from another conflict with Turkey... so now I felt unhappy...
Me: "Hey, glad you helped me."
Men!South Korea: "Seriously, I don't understand why you hate Turks so much..."
Me: "I don't hate Turks... they caused problem DAMN IT..."
Men!Turkey: "Dude, I hate Greece and all of Greek people so I can consider you as 'troublemaker'..."
Me: "I must have expelled you from the show!"
Men!South Korea: "Brother be patience. You know, he was trying to balance the relations."
Men!Turkey: "I'll never like anyone who admire Greece..."
Men!Greece: "Can you believe it Japan and Armenia? Ignorant bastard... he stills not forget his failure to qualify for 2004 Euro when we were champions."
Angelos Charisteas: "Now I understand why Alexi Lalas never wanna invite a Turkish friend."
Nigeria: "Are you focusing on me?"
...now I realized...
Me: "Sorry for forgetting."
Nigeria: "Great, thanks for that more problem was caused. I'm not a Muslim, but I knew one thing: get the hell of troubles to outside!"
Me: "I know..."
Nigeria: "Expecting from that, I should have asked Ibrahim."
Me: "Ibrahim Ngobu?"
Nigeria: "Yeah... wait why do you know?"
Me: "Ibrahim said he very disliked Bosnia and Turkey because they 'blame the referee' for 1-0 lost to Nigeria."
...to be honest, Nigeria has over 50% Muslims, while Bosnia has 47% Muslims. But Nigerian Muslims hate Bosnian Muslims. Strange...
...and I still remembered that match... and Peter O'Leary...
Me: "Okay..."
...but to say the truth, Nigerians hate Bosniaks. So like domino, they disliked Turkey, especially for Armenian genocide...
Bosnia: "BOOOOO!"
...and now Bosnia boycotted Nigeria...
Herzegovina: "FUCK NIGERIA!"
Men!Bosnia and Women!Herzegovina: "Nigeria is a sand nigger state! They're the shame of Islam!"
Men!Nigeria: "Who care what the fuck are you saying about, idiots? I hope Serbia, Greece and Russia gave shit on you!"
Men!Bosnia: "You whore national team is suck! Allah will punish tricker..."
Men!Nigeria: "In Northern Nigeria Muslims and Christians living in peace more than you whore Bosniaks who hate Catholics and Orthodox."
...shit...
Me: "CAN YOU SHUT UP?"
Men!South Korea: "No wonder. I worried on it. But Nigerian football seemed more balance than Bosnia, I've to tell that truth. Nigeria good at both men's and women's, while Sharia has prevented women to play in Bosnia."
Turkey: "I know it, Sir. Thanks..."
...Turkey seemed not happy at all. Considering itself as "Lord of Islam", Turkey was closer to Bosnia...
...but leaving these problems going on? No...
Me: "Okay move out. MOVE!"
...I must use my voice. So they came quiet and I could look on the show...
Nigeria: "Thanks mate. After the show, I will ask to recognize Armenian genocide."
...Turkey's shocked...
Turkey: "WHAT?"
...even Sadik involved. I must take a moment before I took them back to order...
Me: "Now, I ask: are you okay now?"
Nigeria: "Yeah, I'm fine."
Me: "Great. Now, we are going to tell about Nigeria, Africa's strongest women's team. Nigeria and Equatorial Guinea currently are two women's giants in Africa, while Cameroon and South Africa are the next two giants. But be honest, I feel weird when by somehow Ivory Coast qualified."
Nigeria: "Neither do I."
Me: "Well said."
Nigeria: "For some reason I still don't have a real opponent."
Me: "I see. You can speak now."
Nigeria: "I participated in the tournament held in Namibia. We were in group A where host, Zambia and Ivory Coast appeared with me."
Me: "You earned 9 points."
Nigeria: "That's right. We defeated Ivory Coast 4-2, Zambia 6-0 and Namibia 2-0. From then we faced South Africa in semi-final."
...I saw it...
Nigeria: "And we, like usual, beat South Africa 2-1. But their improvement made me feel better, as later we won 2-0 over Cameroon in the final. That was our 9th trophy."
...9th. I could see her confirming...
Me: "So, do you think carefully? You are the only African who had experience in the tournament."
Nigeria: "I know right? Sadly Equatorial Guinea will not make her second one."
Me: "I have to agree on it. So, what can you do, especially your group has Sweden, America and Australia?"
Nigeria: "I'll eliminate both Sweden and Australia for sure."
...shocked...
Me: "Are you... seriously...?"
Nigeria: "Of course. Then, after this tournament, you will see our recognition of Armenian genocide."
Me: "You should take a good result before thinking on it."
Nigeria: "Thanks."
...Turkey booed Nigeria...
Men!Turkey: "BOOOOOOOOO..."
...I heard that Argentina very hate Sadik because Sadik had insulted Pope Francis. So then Argentina always...
Men!Argentina: "Better than a dog Turk who insult our Pope!"
Men!Turkey: "Fucking drug dealers!"
Men!Argentina: "Messi fucked your Gaytanbul asses..."
Men!Turkey: "And your fag tango is nothing!"
...they went on a clash! Oh my I must admitt this is my disaster from now. Looking back to the last year, I felt depressed...
Me: "Great..."
...Nigeria did know that Turkey-Argentina clash would be very long, so she escaped from here first, before hitting the clash...
...I only touched my face...
Me: "Oh no!"
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...I got a bad luck...