INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
...the last nation...
Me: "Welcome CANADA!"
...Canada was the last nation, and also the host...
Enrique Iglesias: "Yes! Make more... GO CANUCKS!"
...weird! Enrique never told anything about women's football...
Me: "Until now."
...it was on my mind...
Canada: "It's me?"
America: "Yes it's you!"
...she was same like Yayoi Kise. Strange. I never thought on it. But I knew Canada wasn't Yayoi, please...
Me: "Welcome, host nation."
Canada: "Geez... thanks."
Me: "I know."
Canada: "Thanks."
Me: "You've said that."
Canada: "Oops..."
...I laughed...
Me: "Okay calm down girl. I did think on it, why women are not fully cared like men? That's disaster."
Canada: "I know. But be honest, they will realize it."
Me: "Glad you say that. I'm not worry for it. I'm just worried that not many spectators will focus on."
Canada: "Canada's men soccer isn't getting well, so they focused on women's."
Me: "I remember that you were awarded to become host nation of the tournament for..."
Canada: "To be honest, I don't against you, but you must change to main detail."
Dora-med III and Wang Dora: "Is she always getting serious?"
Dora-the-Kid and Dora-rinho: "Who know? This is for ladies, not gentlemen like us."
...Kid and Rinho spoke with something... underestimating women. Canada did not happy...
Canada: "I hope not... Kid and Rinho. Why don't you go ask yourself? Kid, you're American, nation of warmonger; with you Rinho, Brazil lost 1-7!"
...Kid and Rinho moved out inside... butthurt...
Me: "Okay, fun enough. I will ask: do you expect something different when you will host this?"
Canada: "I love this! Thanked FIFA for giving Canada a chance. I will use this tournament as a part to target to the bigger one: FIFA World Cup of men! But I wanna see more respects to women, especially Africa, Balkans and Arabia."
Me: "Hope so."
Canada: "I know right? So many countries still rejected women's rights about playing soccer."
Me: "So what will you do?"
Canada: "At home, we will win the title. We will not suffer another 1-7!"
Me: "Wow..."
...Pirlo had been telling me that Germany cheated in World Cup 2014 but I was not sure. This made me thought: did Germany deserve to win? Now, after UEFA Champions League and Europa League this year, with the elimination of both German clubs made me believing... on Pirlo...
Andrea Pirlo: "Guess something was gonna happen today."
Me: "Oh well, let's move to outside. Do you know that Germany was your biggest threat after the USA? Currently Germany ranked no.1 in both men and women."
Canada: "Germany only strong when they got money."
...wait, Canada believed that? It could not be...
Canada: "Guess who provide them money? Turks!"
Men!Turkey: "WHY ALWAYS ME?"
Canada: "Is that you and Germany are very close right?"
...of course that. Germany is the only European nation consider Turkey as a big partner, despite... Germans really dislike Turks...
Men!Prussia: "Hey watch it! I may think about..."
Me: "Haizz..."
...I shut their mouths for a while before I went back to job...
Me: "Fuck Turkey or Canada or Germany... let it outside!"
Tom and Jerry: "WOW just like Armenia vs. Azerbaijan!"
Me: "YOU ARE ARMENIA AND AZERBAIJAN DAMN IT!"
...Tom and Jerry are definitely Azerbaijan and Armenia, I can tell you that! Sometimes I named them as "Tomzerbaijan" and "Jerrymenia"...
Andrea Pirlo: "I see it!"
Me: "Ciao Pirlo but you know... this is my private job?"
Andrea Pirlo: "Of course."
...he went out...
Me: "So Canada, do you have prepared?"
Canada: "I must say... good work: Winnipeg, Moncton, Edmonton, Ottawa, Montreal and Vancouver are ready. 6 stadiums for 6 group."
Me: "Nice."
...but I must admit, Canada did not put Toronto. Although I knew Toronto will host 2015 Pan Am, this still made me... disappointed...
Canada: "I think you need some fun."
Me: "Yes yes I see..."
...what the... she was right. I got bored for many days, when the show began...
Canada: "Here, let me help you..."
...she ran to me. But before she could touch on me...
..."BOOM!"...
Me: "What the... am I flying?"
...it was. And now I was flying on the sky. Turned out my chair exploded and made me flying...
...and I knew who did...
Me: "ARTHUR!"
...why? I saw a portal made by Arthur! Damn it...
Men!England: "Hey, where's he?"
...where's me? I was there...
Me: "NOOOOOOOO..."
...meanwhile...
Canada: "Where is he?"
Men!England: "I don't know, sis. Give me more times."
Canada: "Well, Enrique Iglesias?"
...about me...
Me: "AHHHHHHH..."
...I was falling down. Damn it! I was gonna die...
Me: "Not good."
...I fell down and hit the ground. They suddenly looked on me...
Men!England: "WTF?"
Me: "Are you seriously creating this portal?"
Men!England: "I'm sorry! I don't know this."
Me: "Well... GET BACK HERE!"
...I put my baseball bat and attacked Arthur everywhere. But Canada and Iglesias did not care on it. Good for them. I did not want them to see this too...
...even so, I must delay it before the mass chasing...
Me: "Hold on. I think Iglesias can make fun for us!"
Canada: "That's my pal! Do it, Iglesias!"
Enrique Iglesias: "DANCE!
Yo te miro, se me corta la respiración
Cuanto tú me miras se me sube el corazón
(Aceleras o meu coração)
Y en un silencio tu mirada dice mil palabras
La noche en la que te suplico que no salga el sol
(Bailando, bailando, bailando, bailando)
A noite aquecendo teu corpo mexendo
Subindo e baixando (subiendo y bajando)
(Bailando, bailando, bailando, bailando)
Este fogo ca dentro subindo e crescendo
Ardendo e queimando
Con tu física y tu química también tu anatomía
La cerveza y el tequila y tu boca con la mía
Ya no puedo más (não aguento mais)
Ya no puedo mas (não aguento mais)
Com essa melodía es a minha fantasia
Com a tua folosofia
A minha mente esta vazia
Nao aguento mais (ya no puedo mas)
Nao aguento mais (ya no puedo mas)
Yo quiero estar contigo, vivir contigo
Bailar contigo, tener contigo
Una noche loca (una noche loca)
Ay besar tu boca (y besar tu boca)
Eu quero estar contigo
Viver contigo
Dançar contigo
E ter contigo uma noite louca
Uma noite louca...
(OOh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Tú me miras y me llevas a otra dimensión
(entro noutra dimensão)
Tu latidos aceleran a mi corazón
(teu suspiro acelera o meu coração)
(Que ironia do destino nao poder tocar-te)
Abrazarte y sentir la magia de tu olor
(Bailando, bailando, bailando, bailando)
A noite aquecendo teu corpo mexendo
Subindo e baixando (subiendo y bajando)
(Bailando, bailando, bailando, bailando)
Este fogo ca dentro subindo e crescendo
Ardendo e queimando
Con tu física y tu química también tu anatomía
La cerveza y el tequila y tu boca con la mía
Ya no puedo más (não aguento mais)
Ya no puedo mas (não aguento mais)
Com essa melodía es a minha fantasia
Com a tua folosofia
A minha mente esta vazia
Não aguento mais (ya no puedo mas)
Não aguento mais (ya no puedo mas)
Yo quiero estar contigo, vivir contigo
Bailar contigo, tener contigo
Una noche loca (una noche loca)
Ay besar tu boca (y besar tu boca)
Eu quero estar contigo
Viver contigo
Dançar contigo
E ter contigo uma noite louca
Uma noite louca...
(OOh, ooh, ooh, ooh...)
Bailando amor(x2)
Es q se me va el dolor
...gracias!"
...surprisingly, the fans jumped up and cheer! I thought a lot, but never loud like that...
Me: "Wow..."
Men!England: "At least."
Men!Israel: "Seriously I will not speak against it."
Me: "Okay, good. Now... England, I'm coming..."
...Arthur saw it so he had run away! Damn it! I must kill him...
Canada: "He's forgotten my place again."
...now they're laughing when I chased Arthur. Why? I just knew that...
...not good...
Bulgaria: "Time to call for Raffi Boghosyan."
...who was Raffi? I must admit it later...