INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
...Arthur had completed my plan but his mistake was punished by me! Finally...
Me: "Now, Miss Canada, do you tell me about the campaign in your homeland?"
...I'd returned to my position...
Canada: "Let me tell you: I will have nothing to do except winning the World Cup!"
Me: "Okay?"
...Emily always interrupted me...
America: "Hello, boys!"
Me: "Wow. Good job girl."
Lionel Messi: "I'll tell you that: lovely American style."
...after Xavi said goodbye of his career, Messi arrived to the show...
...meanwhile Cristiano Ronaldo did not feel happy...
Cristiano Ronaldo: "Shut up..."
Mark Henry: "Uh oh..."
...today I hired Mark Henry instead of Rusev. I knew Henry is a big guy, but he sounds better...
Me: "Now, Canada, so... I wanna tell something: do you wanna challenge your sister?"
Canada: "Well..."
...I might mention it... Canada had a dark conflict inside with Emily. No doubt. But America is stronger than Canada...
Women!Azerbaijan: "Remove the Americans, Canada! They always asked a lot about ours while they never talk about Armenian human rights!"
...I would take a moment: right now the White House is blaming Azerbaijan for "bad human rights records" because of Ilham Aliyev's, while about Armenia, she congratulated Serzh Sargsyan...
Men!Armenia: "Butthurt much, dear?"
Women!Azerbaijan: "GIVE ME BACK QARABAG!"
Men!Armenia: "No it's NAGORNO-KARABAKH!"
...-_-...
Me: "Great. Now Canada, don't talk about them."
America: "I do not recognize Armenian genocide, but due to Azerbaijan, I should do this now!"
Canada: "May I talk now?"
America: "Oh... I'm moving out."
Me: "Hahaha..."
...I just laughed. Okay, I could cancel the talk, to ready for my plan...
Me: "Thanks Canada. Now, may you step out, and let your brother England to finish it."
Canada: "Arthur?"
Men!England: "It's my turn."
Women!Azerbaijan: "What'bout Canada?"
Me: "Later, milady. I must continue my job."
...I had nothing to do now... except finding the main trouble...
Men!England: "ONE! TWO! THREE!"
...Arthur was fine, except for a "BANG!" on his head. Ouch...
Me: "Great. I never admit anything, or wait a lot, from it. OPEN THE PORTAL!"
...I must admit that! Great job boy...
...now, I had seen this! Yes! YES! YES! Like Daniel Bryan I see. No, not Ipin, but DANIEL BRYAN! Understand now? Geez...
Me: "Yes... yes..."
...right now the portal was about to reveal. And I just waited...
...waiting for the victim of mine...
Men!England: "Is he totally understanding his work?"
Me: "Shit... I've been awaiting for a long time but never, ever mention like this..."
Men!England: "You should stop mentioning on it. I'll tell you that."
...finally, someone followed from the gate. But good for me...
Me: "Stay silent, man. HAHAHA..."
...and...
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Me: "WHAT? A... A... A... A GIRL?"
...it couldn't be like this! I always admitted about a boy, but now... a woman? Fuck...
...and she got a pink hair. She was followed from another boy... they were all trapped by Arthur Kirkland...
Israel: "WOW!"
Claudio Pizarro: "Wow, a boy and a girl causing trouble. While they looked... 14."
Alan Dzagoev: "He's crazy..."
...them? Okay I should have asked...
Me: "Who are they?"
Boy: "Let me out! I don't understand!"
...Arthur came and...
Men!England: "I had seen those scenes. All were their mistakes. You should punish them! By a way, here were their names."
Me: "Names?"
...he gave me names. So their names were...
...the girl: Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière; the boy: Saito Hiraga... wait for a minute...
Me: "Ey, France!"
Men!France: "Wow, may I help you?"
Me: "Do you take responsibility? Louise! She caused the trouble! Did you bring her that day?"
...but Francis' answer...
Men!France: "Non! I don't even know her... and she isn't from my nation."
Me: "WHAT?"
...like a bomb, I must have to admit this to all of them. But only Japan took responsibility for Saito, meanwhile no one knew where was Louise come from...
Me: "So..."
...but they agreed that those two were the troublemakers. They wanna me to punish them...
Spectators: "PUNISH THEM!"
Me: "So, what way to punish them?"
Spectators: "HANG THEM ALL!"
...hang? Okay I got surprised...
Me: "Okay, since you wish, DO YOU WANNA HANG THEM?"
Spectators: "YES!"
Me: "GIVE ME THE ROPE!"
...I took two! I told Arthur get ready because this could be Louise and Saito's last days. But I did not notice on something...
...that...
Saito Hiraga: "Where's your?"
Louise Vallière: "HERE!"
...she was tied but not too tie so she got this. About Saito, he was tied but the rope was stronger than Louise. So...
Marco Delvecchio: "GOD DAMN IT! HEY MAN, SHE IS..."
...Marco saw it but too late for the unlucky 2000 Euro Final's player to stop it...
Tom and Jerry: "MARCO?"
Dora-med III: "Oh no, Marco is right! GET OUT OF HERE!"
...she took a magical wand and...
Louise Vallière: "GET OUT OF HERE, ROPES!"
...but instead of making these ropes out, she had summoned... a man who was trying to take a...
...I know that! A BULL HAMMER! BAD NEWS BARRETT! GET OUT OF HERE! Damn...
Bad News Barrett: "Eat my Bull Hammer!"
...a HIT! He hit directly Louise... Louise fell down unconciously, as Barrett did not expect where he was...
Bad News Barrett: "HEY! Where am I?"
Men!England: "Barrett, put your hand down for a while. I'm Arthur!"
Bad News Barrett: "I know you. But... I MUST USE MY BULL HAMMER!"
...now Barrett started using his "weapon"! EVERYWHERE! Dora-the-Kid and El Matadora decided to fight against him, but Saito for something kind of "vengeance", totally join to attack Barrett...
...and the big war happened...
Me: "AHHH..."
Bulgaria: "NOW RAFFI!"
...oh great Bulgaria had called somebody...
...he was...
Bulgaria: "Let's go, Raffi Boghosyan!"
...Azerbaijan was gonna hate Bulgaria more...
Raffi Boghosyan: "C'mon now, men!
...now he would play the song "Ne me razbra". Unfortunately, I could not translate. I was focusing on the clash...
...this show was a ton of violences and joyfuls...