Chapter 4
Battle of Adventurers pt 1
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Selenemon
Overdrive/Super Ultimate, Despair
Special Moves: Moon Inferno, Moon Inferno Slash, Butterfly Illusion and Binta
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Chaos: Do we seriously have to do these?
The author: Yes.
Chaos: Fuck you! I want to watch all your precious characters tear each other apart.
The author: Why thank you! When the time comes to decide your punishment, I'll take that into consideration.
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LadySucimon
Mega, Despair
Special Moves: Suci Wing, Suci Temptation, Binta
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Chaos: Yay! Another fucking despair digimon!
The author: Then you try to create your own type then.
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Senshimon
Champion, Data
Special Moves: Beauty Senshi Slash and Binta
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Chaos: Finally!
Usagi: Are you sure?
Chaos: Shut it, you depowered bug!
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DutchessGreymon
Champion, Vaccine
Special Moves: Heart Flame, Tail Whack, Binta
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Chaos: What a stupid idea!
Usagi: Says the bitch who dresses the same as me.
Chaos: Do you really want to try me?
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Draoniamon
Champion, Despair
Special Moves: Draonia Blaze, Draonia Slash, Binta
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Chaos: You lied!
The author: Usagi didn't. You're just delirious along with possibly insane.
Chaos: I challenge you to a duel!
The author: Maybe another time.
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ExaltScorceressmon
Overdrive/Super Ultimate, Despair
Special Moves: Adv. Rune Magic, Binta
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Chaos: What's Binta? Ow!
The author: Binta is japanese for slap.
Chaos: Screw both of you!
The author: Maybe I should just throw you back into the pit again.
Chaos: Not that it would change anything. Also, what happened to the who's who?
The author: FFnet has a "no whole chapter author's notes" rule.
Chaos: I guess that puts almost all of you at a disadvantage! Ha Ha!
At first, everyone stood there, waiting for someone to act. After a minute or two of silence, Chaos did some hand signals, only to find some girl dressed in a green sundress and brown sandals standing before her. Long brown hair trailed down to her waist and a pair of green eyes stared towards her.
"So, one of the great lesbians has decided to show her face." She announced, possibly ready to kill everyone here with her own two hands. "Usagi Renja."
"So you're the one who took Valia down?" Usagi accused and Chaos laughed.
"She was quite a pushover, but her skin made quite an excellent throne." Chaos answered, kicking Usagi into the stands. "You will too, once this is all over and done."
Down below, the action had begun to pick up. Ace and Varia were currently squaring off with Izzy, who was far less defenseless than they expected.
Storm Wyvern Uprising!
Gale Bird!
A wyvern shaped flame with a lightning horn shot out of the magical girl's blades, followed by Ace's bird projectile. The two attacks quickly converged, creating a larger wyvern with it's lightning horn sitting on a large twister. Izzy only stood there, cracking a smile.
"It's funny to me." Izzy answered as he was struck by the whirlwind wyvern attack. "When I first met you two, you were mere mortals unsure of your paths."
The scientist clapped his hands together and pulled them back, now holding an orb of electricity in each hand
"Now look at yourselves. You've grown immensely in all that time." Ace and Clara looked among each other.
Hidden Art: Electro Clockwork Cutter!
The balls of electricity shot out of his hands, morphing into a massive gear, brimming with electricity. The two hunters looked at each other, giving a slight nod. Ace ran over to Clara, his katanas glowing with blue energy. As that happened, Clara's kopi's glowed with yellow energy. Somehow, the gears had still not targeted onto them. Strangely, they seemed to be spinning, possibly to charge up.
Combo: Gale Wyvern Destroyer!
Unlike their previous attack, this time multiple wyverns had appeared. Strangely, they were shooting whirlwinds instead of lightning. The twisters connected with gears, tearing the two piece of machinery apart. Izzy only stood there. Ace immediately walked over, taking a deep breath.
"Good fight, man." Ace whispered and shook his opponent's hand.
"It was more of a one-sided, but sure." The scientist answered, allowing his opponent to stab him through the heart. The hunter immediately pulled the katana out, sheathing it.
"Any other day, I would have brought you a hot drink, maybe a chocolate chip cookie. But, today is not that day."
He and Varia turned around, heading off to find their next opponent.
Izzy Izumi has been eliminated! 19 competitors remain!
"I think we could have chosen someone better to face."
Elena groaned. On the other side of the stadium, she and Carinamon were taking on Nora and his duo of digimon.
Gale Sting!
Memory Blast!
A yellow beam shot out from Elena's head and into Nora's chest. Nora stumbled back a few steps only to regain his balance. At the moment, his entire body felt like a thousand hammers were slamming against it. This probably wasn't helped by his total lack of any combat moves whatsoever. His gaze turned towards his two partners. For some reason, the two were playing go fish and drinking lemonade.
"Hey!" The chosen announced, getting the attention of the two numbskulls. "This is battle time, not playtime!"
A few seconds later, A bucket of flaming water appeared, with it's contents immediately dumping onto Nora.
"Silly Nora!" Jestery announced, possibly waiting for one of them to pick the other up. In the meantime, she was dancing a jig while summoning buckets. "It's always playtime!"
Eventually, the angel and the turtle shoved the cards away and walked over to their master, finally noticing their opponent.
Toxin Arrow!
Holy Spray!
Carinamon quickly fell, reverting back to a digi-egg. Elena only growled and charged towards AngelicLetorra, ready to have some turtle meat.
Memory Blast!
The beam once again shot out from Elena, slamming into AngelicLetorramon. The turtle's body flew into the wall, leaving behind an empty shell.
"Yes." Elena thought as ToxinAngewomon slammed her hands together, pulling a blade made of something. What exactly, she didn't want to find out. She made a quick glance down at herself. She had taken quite a beating, but could still fight in her other form. She closed her eyes and concentrated. A few seconds later, Elena was back in her human form. She pulled both of her kris out, slamming them into the angel's blade.
"Crud." Nora thought, running towards his remaining partner. "I got to pull something out in order to defeat her!"
He dug into his pockets, pulling out a VHS labeled "Kenlei sex tape vol 3", some book labeled "The digital tome" and a switchblade. The weapon wasn't anything special, just a spring operated knife that Jestery had probably stolen from one of her friends, If she even had any at all.
What followed were Jestery's non-competing friends dropping in and beating the crap out of Nora. They were a strange bunch of people, consisting of a catgirl, a succubi (probably named Daisy), two robot bears and a guy eating a sandwich. Add in the idiot leader that led them and the people competing, there were at least eighteen people down there. All of which, were promptly kicked back to their stands by Chaos allowing Elena and ToxinAngewomon to see the damage done. Where Nora had stood, was just a bunch of parts.
"What the fuck?" ToxinAngewomon announced as she stared over her master. "How does that make any sense?"
Her gaze focused on Elena, who was still staring at the body.
Toxin Arrow!
The angel aimed for the head and fired. The arrow flew out of her glove bow and through the hybrid's head. The ultimate took a deep breath and walked away. Elena only stumbled back, falling to the ground with pink blood squirting out
Elena Yulliana and Carinamon have been eliminated! 18 competitors remain!
As ToxinAngewomon recomposed herself, a new battle begun.
Priestess Arrow!
The catgirl cocked the arrow back and released, watching the arrow fly towards it target. As the projectile headed towards the witch, a bolt of lightning struck it. As a result, the projectile blew up midway through its flightpath.
"Hey! That isn't fair, nya!" Kuro Neko shouted and Mizuki laughed.
"Did you really expect that work?" Mizuki answered and Kuro gave her the "look". All that got the priestess, was a burnt face and the laughter of the spectator. "Once again, I repeat my question."
"Yes." Mizuki looked up, only for a large octopus to fall on top of her. "A dark realm summoning contract of course, Nya!"
Mizuki pulled the octopus off of her, snarling at her opponent.
"How does that even count as summon?" Mizuki accused as a second creature landed on her. This time, it was a small brown bear similar to that of a stuffed animal. "That too!"
"No rules, nya!" The bear then jumped onto Mizuki's back, snapping it's jaw onto the mage's neck. Mizuki attempted to pull the creature away, only to find her hands being held down by the octopus. "Game over, Nya."
Mizuki Yasu's head then snapped, falling to the floor. Pink blood immediately gushed out from the now headless neck.
Mizuki Yasu has been eliminated! 17 competitors remain!
"You tried, kitty. But, that was all you did. Try." A voice remarked, a loud bang echoing across the stadium.
The priestess turned around, only to get a bullet to the brain.
Kuro Neko has been eliminated! 16 competitors remain!
The shooter in question, Tobi Karnoc rolled his eyes. no one had asked if he wanted to be part of this. But, he would have to go along to get along. He spinned himself around, firing his gun off once. The gunslinger waited a few seconds and got no response. So, he repeated this action, getting the same result. Just, as he was about to do it a third time, a throwing knife managed to get lodged into his gun. Tobi only groaned, placing his free hand on the knife. What followed, was the bladed weapon sudden becoming engulfed in a thick green mucus.
"Yuck!" He announced, only for the mucus to climb up his hand and leave behind spotless bone. Three or four knives slammed into his body, more mucus appearing on his body. A few seconds later, only a pristine skeleton remained.
Tobi Karnoc has been eliminated! 15 competitors remain!
"I think I prefer you this this way." Hilda remarked as a purple flame headed towards her. She threw a knife towards it, only to have it disintegrate and the flame grow bigger. The skeleton only sweared under her breath, throwing a few throwing knives glowing with blue energy. This time, the two attacks only negated each other, Hilda's gaze immediately focused on Victoria, quite ready to kick the hybrid in the groin.
"Pussy cat got your tongue?" The paradox taunted, only for her opponent to run over to her.
"Shut up, inquisitor." Victoria answered, slamming her butterfly swords into Hilda. "You never did give Mrs Fluffikins back."
Hilda held her free hand to her forehead.
"Couldn't you have just bought another one?" Hilda taunted, dodging Victoria's latest barrage of sword swings. "It was just a little doll, simple eno-"
Binta!
Victoria dropped her left butterfly sword, slamming her free hand into the corpse. Hilda then shattered, leaving behind a massive pile of miscellaneous bones and dead skin that was the reanimated corpse. After, she picked her butterfly sword up.
Hilda Scarborugh has been eliminated! 14 competitors remain!
After the announcement, Yami walked over to her rival. Somehow, she had still managed to not to fight anyone up to that point.
"Let's settle this, shall we?" Yami inquired, crossbow still in hand.
"I thought you would never ask." Victoria answered, motioning for LadySucimon to come back over to her. For some reason, the demonic mega had been chatting with Mrs. Sextape over something important.
"Can't this just wait?" LadySucimon asked and finally noticed Yami.
"No." The black cat answered and her partner sighed.
Suci Wing!
Moon Inferno!
A group of bats shot out of LadySucimon's hands, followed by Victoria's large purple fireballs. Yami only rolled out of the way, firing a few bolts off. The two digimon only ducked, only to get a bolt to the stomach.
"You claim to be the original me," Victoria shouted, the two hybrid's gazes locking on to each other. "And yet, you fight completely different from me. How does that make sense?"
"Things change, Victoria." Yami whispered. "That is the way the world works."
Holy Frost!
A white wind shot out of Yami's crossbow, heading right towards Victoria
Moon Inferno!
A fourth large fireball then appeared, it's flight path heading straight towards Yami's attack. After a few seconds of just waiting, the two attacks collided and cancelled each other out in the process. Yami only sighed, throwing a small blue ball at Victoria's feet. Instinctively, the super ultimate attempted to kick the object away, only to find herself encased within a block of ice.
"May the gods forsake you, Victoria." Yami whispered and then grabbed onto LadySucimon with her free hand. "You too, LadySucimon."
The hybrid pointed her crossbow towards the mega's face and fired. The bolt shot out of the crossbow and into LadySucimon's face. Yami then released her grip, allowing the digimon to fall to the ground. LadySucimon just laid there, pink blood gushing out of her wound. Her killer then turned, ready to finish off the other one. Only to find an empty block of ice.
"Looking for me?" Victoria answered, waving towards her opponent.
"How?" Yami accused. Somehow, Victoria had managed to get out of a magical ice trap without a scratch.
Butterfly Illusion!
Victoria only stood there, waiting for Yami to strike.
"Nice try, Victoria." Yami fired her crossbow off once more, only to watch the bolt harmlessly pass through. "What?"
"You were right, Yami." Victoria then stabbed her butterfly swords through Yami, immediately pulling them out. "Things change. But, only by embracing those changes can you succeed."
Yami has been eliminated! 13 competitors remain!
Notes:
In actuality, Binta is really only used by Angewomon and LadyDevimon. But, it sounded like a logical thing for all digimon (with appendages) to do.
The who's who is still up on A03, if you're fine with defying Chaos.
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Next Time: Even more people die, pretty much. That or something else, you never know.