"You're trying to tell us that this bomb can talk." said Tucker as me and Church walked in the room.

"I'm not telling you that," replied Caboose "he's telling you that."

"Yeah, and I'm standing right here." Andy snapped "You can talk to me."

"If you could talk this whole time, then why didn't you just-" Tucker stopped and frowned "wait, why'm I talking to a bomb? I'm not doing this."

"What, am I not good enough to talk to?" Andy snapped in anger. "Who do you think you are, some kind of "too good to talk to a bomb" type?"

Church quickly cut in, "Maybe it's a good idea not to piss off the explosive device."

"I agree." Tex nodded

"I wasn't talking about you Tex."

Tex then scowled "Hey, why don't you suck my-"

"Tex, there's no need for that." Neon warned.

"Did Gary say anything about the bomb being able to talk?" asked Tucker.

"Uh, just that this whole place is going to be destroyed by us," Church answered. "and that Andy here is probably the thing that does it.

"Oh." Tucker gulped. "That's not good."

"I don't think so." Andy yelled ."Bunch of shisnos if ya ask me. And no one did ask me which I find insulting!"

"Alright, alright." I cried out in a disarming manner. "Calm down Andy, calm down."

"Don't tell me to calm down, I am calm!" He yelled. "Look at me! I'm calm!"

"Caboose, calm this thing down before it has a meltdown." Church ordered.

Caboose got down to his knees by the bomb and said, "Andy, everyone here is your friend. And no one wants to hurt you."

"Yeah right." Andy muttered.

"Come on Andy," He encouraged. "Think of a happy place. Now what makes you happy?"

"Being in the middle of a huge explosion!" Andy yelled.

"Less happy place Caboose," I warned as I backed away. "less happy place

"Ah u... think calming thoughts, uh... let's count backwards from ten! Ten, nine, eight-"

We then cut Caboose off by yelling, "No!"

"Maybe we should try something that doesn't involve numbers." I suggested.

Over the course of 2 hours they calmed him down by putting on some meditation music that Neon found. "You are in a cool river," said Caboose. "where noone disturbs you, or calls you names. Like "Bomby." Or, "The Exploding Jerk." There are sheep nearby, the kind that don't blow up, you are happy. But not overly happy... Regular happy."

"Breathe in through your nose." Tex takes a breath, and exhales through her mouth "and out through the mouth. Again, in through the nose." takes another breath." and out through the mouth.

"Uh, maybe I'll get some candles," Taylor suggested.

"Oh yeah I like that." Neon agreed "Would you like some candles, or some incense? How 'bout that?"

"HEY ANDY, KNOCK KNOCK." Gary called from the other room.

"Who's there." He grumbled.

"INNER PEACE AND SERENITY."

"I already heard that one." While that happened I was keeping an eye out for O'Malley. Fearing that he may strike at anymoment.