"So we cool here?" Asked Neon.
"I think we're finally calmed down." Tucker implied.
"Yes. We are all better now," Caboose added "We are not mad, and we are definitely not thinking about exploding at all any more."
"Caboose." I hissed under my breath.
"Hey, are you talkin' about me?" asked Andy in suspicion.
"What? No, course not." replied Church. "We just wanna make sure that we're all happy, and that we're not upset in any way whatsoever."
"Don't say 'we'," Andy snapped. "You really mean me. I mean, you, which in this case, is me."
"No no no," said Church hasty. "uh, we're uh, talking about Tex."
"Excuse me?" Tex cried out.
"Hey, you wanna die in an explosion? Play along." Church whispered to Tex. He turned to Andy and said, "Yeah, um... I don't know if you've noticed but she's uh... she's kind of a bitch. Isn't that right Tex."
"Church..." She growled through her teeth.
"I don't know..." said Andy not buying it.
"Come on Tex." Neon growled.
"Pleeeease." I said with big eyes.
Tex rolled her eyes and said, " Yes. We're talking about me."
"Sounds like you're patronizing me." said Andy not at all convinced.
"No really, it's me, I'm a bitch." Tex insisted.
After he chuckled Church said, "Keep going."
"And I need to be calmed down all the time."
"Or what happens?"
"Or, else I get so mad," She glanced over to Church and said, "I kill people on my own team."
"I see you point." Church gulped.
"Tell him about the moodiness." suggested Caboose. "And the crankiness."
"Also mention that you like to punch people in the head while they sleep." Tucker added.
"That was you!?" cried Caboose. " I thought the Tooth Fairy was mad at me."
'Oh, poor Caboose.' I thought to myself.
"Well, she sounds like a real handful." said Andy in a snarky demeanor.
"Alright listen you little noob firecracker." growled Tex as she stomped Andy's way.
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!" said Church as he held Tex back. "See what I mean Andy? Volatile."
She looked back to Church and said, "I am so gonna remember this Church."
"You should sleep with your pillow on top. Of your head. Tonight." said Caboose.
"Yes, that's very funny," chuckled Church. "make all the threats you want. As long as everyone is calm, and peaceful, and there's nothing else to make us excited, I don't care." Just then on cue Explosions happen outside the base.
Along with the familiar laugh of O'Malley. "Attack, my robot minions." he said from outside.
"I could almost feel that coming, right as I finished the sentence." winced Church.
I looked out the window and saw the large quantity of robot soldiers and as another explosion engaged it smashed the window, causing me to fall backwards. As Chi came to help me up I said, "We're gonna need a bigger base."