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Disguised in a very casual looking set of clothes, Mimete was en route to her target. In here hands she carried a special suitcase. Inside of it was a daemon that she felt particularly good in creating.
She had to admit to herself that there was another reason for throwing the Professor's large hairbrush, the very one that made her rear still sore to this minute, into the daemon fusion chamber. Well it got rid of the damn thing, she thought wincing as she gave her bottom a brief rub.
It was at some kind of lunch engagement that she had spotted her latest victim. From the information she had been given, the target was a writer of stories who had such a passion for them that it made her heart pure. Pure enough to attract the attention of Death Busters.
Mimete waited for the perfect opportunity to unleash the daemon. Difficult since they were at a restaurant filled with many people. Something got her attention though. She was not sure, but the author did look familiar. Taking a closer look, Mimete saw why.
The woman who signing books and greeting people was the person who wrote the book that caused Mimete to get spanked in the first place. With a cruel smile on her face, Mimete vowed to enjoy this.
Throughout the street pedestrians jumped or moved out of the way as a blond haired pigtailed comet hurtled past them at breakneck speeds! As it shot it seemed to be saying something. Two words could be heard over the sound of thumping sneakers: NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY!
Moving as fast as her legs could carry her, Usagi ran through the streets. She did not a particular destination in mind. Just to put as much distance between her and the temple as she possibly could!
After finally running out of steam, she plopped down on a nearby bench. Cradling her head between her hands, Usagi tried to think things through.
Running away had not been the best of ideas. Where could she go? Oh but the thought of being spanked was bad enough, but by Haruka! Great going, Usagi! She scolded herself. Now Haruka is probably pissed and when she finally gets a hold of me... Usagi clutched herself and shivered. Then she thought about Rei. She'd probably want a crack at her too for running off. Usagi sat in despair. She could find no way out of this.
For a few moments Usagi sat there. She was glad that Chibusa was out visiting her friend, Hotaru. The last she needed was to be teased by the pink haired spore. With a sigh, Usagi got to her feet. She started to walk. While she could not avoid the spanking she planned to delay it as long as possible.
As she wandered around, Usagi heard the sounds of a nearby struggle. Taking a look in a back alley, she saw two women. One she did not recognize, but the other one she did. She'd know that carrot topped menace anywhere! It was Mimete. Oh Great, she thought, this is just all I needed today.
As if on cue, Mimete went for her suitcase. Opening it she released the daemon within. With a triumphant cry of its name, the daemon calling itself Brushstar pounced on the helpless woman.
So much for my reprieve, Usagi thought. While she was in the mood to pound on a daemon, she also knew that the other Sailor Soldiers would be on their way. And it was a good bet that Uranus would be with them. Oh well. Usagi grabbed her locket and shouted "MOON COSMIC POWER! MAKE UP!" With a burst of pink colored energy she was transformed in to Sailor Moon.
Just as the daemon sucked up it's victim's heart crystal, a voice yelled out "Stop right there!" Mimete and the daemon turned to look. "Don't you ever give up, Mimete?" said Sailor Moon coming towards them. "I am already having a bad day and the last thing I needed was to run
in to you and your latest creepazoid out trying to steal more heart crystals. For that, In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!" Like I really wanted to say THAT word right now!
But Mimete did not want to hear that word either. She gave her still tender rear a slight rub and screamed back at Sailor Moon. "Punish," she yelled. "You do-gooding bimbo! I'll teach you new meanings of that word! Brushstar destroy her!"
As it leapt toward her, Sailor Moon finally got a good look at this new daemon. This was weird! She could swear that it looked a Victorian governess or a schoolteacher right out of the 1800s. And what it was saying did not help matters.
"Young lady," it said with a very proper accent and tone. "Your behavior is totally unacceptable!" Looking confused, Sailor Moon wasn't sure if she just heard what she just heard. Spinning around, she tried to hit the daemon with a kick. But Brushstar was faster. It jumped over the kick, grabbed Sailor Moon, and hurled her into a pile of boxes.
She was still seeing stars when Brushstar plucked her out the pile, by her ear! "I see stricter measures are needed to deal with the likes of you!" it said. A wave of its hand and a chair materialized out of thin air. It then sat down, pulling Sailor Moon across its lap.
Mimete had watched all that was happening and was completely put off. "Brushstar what are you doing?" she yelled.
The daemon had now encircled its left arm around Sailor Moon's upper body, pinning her arms to her sides. "Just what do you think you're doing!" she yelled. When she felt the skirt of her uniform being pulled up, exposing her leotard covered bottom, Sailor Moon put two and two together.
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" she shrieked. Looking over her shoulder, still struggling to break free, Sailor Moon watched in horror as Brushstar's right hand morphed in to a hairbrush. A real big hairbrush! "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" The sound of wood striking flesh and the wave of pain that shot right up to her pigtails, told her otherwise.
Mimete's jaw dropped. "I said to DESTROY Sailor Moon!" she yelled, her fists clenched in anger. "Not spank her!" The daemon ignored her and kept steadily whacking away. Ever the opportunist, Mimete shrugged "Oh well," she said and whipped out a camcorder.
Brushstar's brush hand was doing a slow and painful beat on Sailor Moon's bottom. "THIS! OWW! CAN'T! OWWW! BE! OWWW HAP! OWWW! PEN! OWW! NING! OWW!" she yelled. She couldn't move her arms above her elbows which meant she could not use any of her powers. Her legs could
only kick helplessly in the air. "OWW! GET! OWW! OFF! OWWW! ME! OWW! YOU!OWW! UGLY! OWW! CREEP! OWWW!"
"Young lady you obviously need to learn a good lesson in manners," scolded Brushstar as the daemon now started to spank faster and much, much harder!
"YYYIEIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWW!" was the only response Sailor Moon could give. And just when she thought it could not get any worse, it did.
The rest of the Sailor Soldiers had arrived.
Sailor Mars was the first to run into the area. What she saw stopped her dead in her tracks. Sailor Mercury had been right behind her and almost crashed into Mars. She saw that Mars' shoulders were shaking and she had put her hand up to her mouth.
"Sailor Mars, what's wrong!" Mercury asked fearing the worst as she looked past Mars' shoulder. Her eyes went wide as her mind processed what she was seeing. "Oh My!" she whispered.
"Hey what's going on!" yelled Sailor Jupiter as she ran up to the girls. "We gotta go and ...GAAAHHHH!"" She skidded to a halt and froze!
Sailor Venus was right on her heels. She was agile enough to miss hitting the girls and could not believe the sight of what had stopped everyone. "Well that's different." She said with a chuckle. They were expecting trouble, expected a battle, but they had not expected to find Sailor Moon, bent over the lap of a daemon, having the tar whapped out of her.
Above on a nearby rooftop, Sailors Uranus and Neptune were watching the scene below. "Shouldn't we go and help her?" asked Sailor Neptune with her soft voice.
Uranus did not move from her view. There was a grin on her face. "Not just yet. The steak has not been properly cooked." Neptune looked at her friend and gave a small laugh.
"We should stop this," Sailor Mercury said though she was trying to keep from laughing. "Shouldn't we?" Sailor Venus was slowly losing her battle to not burst out laughing, which was kind of hard when she was watching those blue boots kick up a storm. Sailor Jupiter, standing next to her, was doing no better!
"I think we should sell tickets!" announced Sailor Mars. That was it! The girls couldn't hold it in any longer!
Pigtails flying, her bottom on fire from the hairbrush, Sailor Moon turned and saw her friends were laughing so hard they could barely stand up! "OWWW! OWWW! GUYS! OWWW! OOWWW! OWWW! THIS! OWWW ! OWWW! ISN'T! OWW! OWWWW! FUNNNYYYY! OWWW! OWWW!OWWW!"
"You're right, Sailor Moon, it's not funny." Sailor Mars pointed a finger. "It's hilarious! The Gods love me and it's not even my birthday!" Sailor Venus hit the floor after hearing that! Poor Sailor Jupiter was hanging on to a nearby fence for support. And Sailor Mercury was holding her ribs.
Sailor Moon could not believe this! She was getting the spanking of her life and they thought it was funny! "OWW! EIEEEE!OOWWWWW! COME! OWWW! OWWW! ON! YIIIIIII! EEE! GUYSSSS! OWWW! OWWWW! DO! OWOWOW ! YAHHHHH! ! DO ! OWWW! SOME!OOWWWWW! OWWWWW! THING!" she cried.
"She's right," said Sailor Mars. "We should do something. Quick somebody get me some popcorn and a soda!" Sailor Jupiter sank to her knees! Sailor Venus, who almost made it to her feet, slid back down holding her stomach! Sailor Mercury, not used to laughing so hard, didn't know what to do!
"OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! I'M SORRY I RAN! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWWW! I'M SORRY I RAN!OWW! OWWW! OOWWWW! I'M SORRY I RAN!OWHOWWWW! OWWW! OWW!" shrieked Sailor Moon.
"Hmmmnn," Sailor Mars said aloud. "Well, I guess she's had enough. Want to stop this Venus."
Sailor Venus shakily got back to her feet, her face was so red from laughing. "Sure why not." She raised hand and called out "VENUS LOVELY LINK CHAIN!" A golden chain of heart shaped links circled the length of her body then shot away from her, catching the daemon's spanking hand.
With a tug, Brushstar was thrown off balance, causing it to fall one way and Sailor Moon to fall free. And as if she really needed this to happen to her, Sailor Moon landed on her rear, hard.
She shot up into the air, grabbing her backside, yelping at the top of her lungs: "IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS!" Meanwhile Brushstar spotted who it was that just attacked it.
"More young ladies obviously in need of much correction!" it yelled. Suddenly it sprouted four more arms. "Let the punishments commence!" It yelled as it charged at the other Sailor Soldiers.
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"Always see everything my brother."
From 'Ghost Dog; The Way of the Samurai'