(Time to go back to the show!)
From the nearby rooftop where they stood, The Outer Sailor Soldiers, Sailors Uranus and Neptune, had a complete view of the enclosed space below.
And what a view it was!
Sailor Venus was being chased by a six armed daemon dressed in Victorian garb, who was not only shouting about naughty girls needing their spankings, but was doing that very deed to Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mars. Sailor Mercury and Sailor Moon, when she was not trying to rub out the fire in her recently spanked rear, were busy dodging lightning bolts being shot out by the enraged Sailor Jupiter.
It was quite possibly the funniest thing that Sailor Uranus had ever seen!
"I take it that you are enjoying this?" a voice asked softly. Without turning, Uranus merely chuckled. "Our princess has a lot of spunk for pulling that stunt on Sailor Mars." She could her Mars squawking at the indignity, in the form of the rapidly moving paddle, being done to her. "Still we should intervene."
Neptune came up behind her, blue-green hair blowing slightly. "Or least get a closer look." Her lips barely touched the short haired blond Sailor's neck, but instead of a kiss she gave Uranus a small pat on the rear. Her cheeks reddened slightly. "Neptune..." Sailor Uranus blushed. A sound from the other part of the courtyard caught her attention. "Well look who is here."
"SAILOR MOON! OW! WHEN THIS! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! IS! OWW! AHHH! OWWWW! OVER! OWWWWWCHH! OWWW! YOU ARE! OWWWWW! OWWWW! SOOOOO! OW! OWW! OW! OW! DEAD!YEEEEOOWWW!OWWWW!" Sailor Mars shrieked as she was being paddled, rather hard, by Brushstar.
"But it's only a spanking, Mars!" Sailor Moon shot back with mock innocence. "It doesn't hurt that much, remember!" She began a giggling fit when Sailor Mercury tapped her on the shoulder. "I hope you take those words heart, Sailor Moon."
Sailor Moon froze. Mercury had been looking over her shoulder when she said that. Sailor Moon did not want to turn around because she knew who had to be there.
Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune were standing right behind her. "I agree. I hope you do believe those words, Sailor Moon," said Uranus. The stern look in her eyes made Sailor Moon wish she could shrink out of sight. "Because you and I still have an 'appointment' later."
Pale could not describe the color Sailor Moon took. No running away this time, she thought bitterly. She then noticed that Sailor Neptune was holding someone. It was Mimete! Sailor Moon wondered where that loon of a Death-Buster had gone after unleashing that spanking monstrosity. What was surprising her right now was the fact that the twerp was actually giggling bordering on full blown hysterics!
"Oh this is great!" laughed Mimete. "I have never seen anything so funny! Do you have any idea how much you kick when you were being spanked," she said pointing at Sailor Moon.
Sailor Moon's face went from pale to beet red. Being spanked in front of her friends was the insult and right here was the injury! Her enemy had watched her get a spanking! And now, with another one on the agenda, her day went downhill in a big way!
"Does anyone care that there is a spank happy monster on my tail!" Shrieked Sailor Venus. Sailor Mars was kicking and trying to punch at the daemon. Sailor Jupiter had, thankfully, stopped trying her lightning. Both of them were still being paddled
"I think it's time to end this." said Sailor Uranus. Looking at Sailor Moon she said: "It's time for your other transformation."
Sailor Moon nodded. But before she could start, Mimete struck. "Oh I don't see any reason for this to stop!" She gave Sailor Uranus a kick that knocked the taller girl off balance. She then spun around, taking Sailor Neptune by complete surprise. The spin put her right in the path of Brushstar.
"Hey daemon!" yelled Mimete "Here is another naughty girl for you! And she's been really bad!"
With that, Brushstar tossed Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter into the air, both of them landing admists a pile of rubble. Mars got to her knees and her hands shot to her bottom. She glared daggers at Sailor Moon. Sailor Jupiter, for some reason, seemed to be giggling.
Sailor Uranus turned on Mimete, ready to knock her into next week. "Why you little..." But the little villain just shook her finger.
"No no no," she chirped. "You have more pressing matters." Then Mimete broke into that irritating laugh that sounded like a chipmunk on speed.
It was short lived because two figures rushed at her. "She does," said Sailor Moon, "But WE DON'T!" She and Sailor Mercury grabbed Mimete, all of them falling to the ground in a tumble of legs and arms.
At that moment, Sailor Neptune found herself snared by Brushstar. Her legs trapped by the lower left arm. Bent over the middle left. And her arms pinned by the upper. "Time to take your medicine, young lady!" The daemon was about to bring its hairbrush hand down on Neptune when
another hand intercepted it.
It was Sailor Uranus. "Nobody does that except ME!" she growled. And then the western town froze.
Everyone stopped moving. Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, and Mimete stopped their fight. Sailor Venus, no longer being chased, stopped. Sailor Mars and Jupiter, still rubbing their behinds, stopped in mid motion. Even Brushstar was taken by surprise. All of them were looking at Sailor Uranus, who having just realized what she had said, turned extremely red about the face.
"That's not what I meant!" she yelled at all of them. Uranus then heard a soft sound. It was Sailor Neptune. Still trapped by the daemon, in such a way that her hair covered her face, but the soft laugh she was doing caused her body to shake.
"Then how do you explain what happened a couple of days ago, Uranus?" Asked Neptune in a low voice so only Sailor Uranus could hear. "That video from America. With the two women ..."
Now Sailor Uranus was really red! "Neptune!" she whispered in a warning tone. Neptune just continued to laugh softly. Then in a quick motion freed one leg and kicked Brushstar dead in the face.
Uranus took the opening. "WORLD SHAKING!" she yelled, slamming her fist in to the ground. A ball of energy erupted from the spot, striking Brushstar and causing the daemon to release its hold on the captured heart crystal.
Now it was Sailor Moon's turn. Summoning her moon wand, she began to twirl around. Faster and faster until she finally shouted, "MOON SPIRAL HEART ATTACK!"
Brushstar was struck by a giant energy heart, whispering the word 'lovely' as it was destroyed. The daemon's true form was then revealed. It was a black, long handled wooden hairbrush.
"Why am I not surprised." said Sailor Venus. Once again Mimete began to laugh. "What is wrong, Sailor Venus? Were you a bad little girl?" Mimete taunted. "Now wouldn't that been a sight to see."
Sailor Venus blew. "Why you little!" she yelled charging at her, only to be stopped by Sailor Mercury.
"Now Venus, don't let her get to you." Mercury knew it really had to do with the beauty pageant that both Mimete and Sailor Venus were in and the havoc that had happened afterwards.
"I don't need your protection, you geek!" shouted Mimete, who gave Mercury a kick to the shin.
Sailor Mercury cried out but managed to hold on to Mimete. Fighting down the pain from the kick, she glared at her captive. "Even 'geeks' have limits!"
Stunning everyone, Sailor Mercury shot down to one knee, dragging Mimete down over it. She then commenced to whaling on Mimete's rear with a vengeance.
Still quite sore from her previous spanking, Mimete's reaction was predictable. "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!" Not slowing for an instant, Mercury flipped up Mimete's skirt. Then she stopped dead in her tracks.
"Well look at this," she announced. "It appears that someone has been here first." Mimete's face was as red as her rear under the laughter of her enemies.
She managed to get free and, with some dignity, ran off crying and vowing revenge for this latest insult.
Sailor Neptune was returning the heart crystal to its proper owner. Looking closely she made a discovery "Uranus," she called out in a low voice, "Does she look familiar?"
Sailor Uranus looked for a second then realized. "Doesn't she own that video company in America?" she asked.
Sailor Neptune grinned. "Yes, the one we ordered those tapes from. Like the one we watched a couple of days ago..." Uranus quickly shushed her friend. Neptune softly laughed, letting the crystal return. "She'll be alright now. Just then a commotion got there attention.
"Just five minutes!" shouted Sailor Mars. "That's all I want! That's all I need!" She was in a face off with Sailor Moon over her recent paddling. "You called that thing on me and look what it did!" She flipped up her skirt to reveal her reddened rear.
"Well it does match your color scheme, Mars." Sailor Moon chuckled, and then yelled back, "At least I didn't order popcorn!" The two of them went back to their well known glare contest. It was then Sailor Venus noticed something odd about Jupiter.
"Anything wrong, Jupiter," she asked. Sailor Jupiter shook her head, but she had this strange grin on her face.
"Ahem!" interrupted Sailor Uranus. Sailor Moon froze. Uranus was holding the brush that was formally Brushstar. "We have to be going now." She then turned to look directly at Sailor Moon. "I'll be expecting you at our house, Princess, Friday, after school." She was lightly tapping the hairbrush. Sailor Moon looked like she was going to faint.
As they walked off, Uranus added. "I won't force you, Sailor Moon. I'll just be expecting you."
Sailor Moon did not know what to make of that, but she had three days to find out…
(Next up what you all have been waiting for.)
"Always see everything my brother."
From 'Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai'