Truth
"Tell me the truth, Harry Potter!" Hermione threatened angrily, advancing on her cowering boyfriend.
"I swear I didn't!" He protested, raising his hands in surrender.
"Did you, or did you not, sleep with Ginny Weasley?" Hermione demanded hysterically, brandishing a newpaper with a headline proclaiming loudly 'BWL WITH HARPIES HEAD?'
"No!" He backed away further. "Why would you think that? I love you!"
"It's just… it's just…" Hermione struggled for words.
"Yes?" Harry said meekly.
"Her boobs are bigger than mine!" Hermione burst out, before dissolving into tears.
"No, shh shh shh; I love your boobs!-"
A weak giggle.
"No honestly, they're perfect! Look, completely lovely."
Hermione pushed him off with a fond roll of the eyes.