THIS CHAPTER CONTAIN A LOT OF SWEARING, YOU HAVE BENN WARNED
Night 5 begin! Maybe it was hard night in the game, but here, after events in night 4, it's time for some jokes, shenanigans and crazy stuff. This will be last "huehuehue" night, but don't worry, it won't change to horror (maybe)
Today: Silly jokes, pranks and one very cocky (and scared) night guard.
You don't believe how hard was changing the lyrics, I sit almost all day to do that and It's still shitty ( I tried it with 4-5 songs, My mind almost blow after that)
Night 4 00.01 AM
Animatronics was confused, It was March 6, Almost full month until April fools, so Samuel must have some plan. Fazbear gang felt the pressure, night guard was dangerous and unpredictable enemy to fight. For now, Chica made some pizza to defense herself, Bonnie in backstage tried again to scare Samuel, Goldie glitching his tablet for a while, giving Foxy time to prepared his run. Freddy stayed on the scene for a while, thought about tactics for tonight. He expected guns blazing, knife throwing, sword fighting killing machine, so he must be ready for everything. He took off hit hat and checked what night guard putted inside his hat. It was coin like others got, but his had bear on one side and was brown. He didn't mind at all and putted back coin into his hat
Foxy was ready to run, but camera stopped him. Bonnie with Chica went to their corridors, but after their disappeared in the darkness both doors closed. It gave Foxy enough time to ran, but guard was ready for that too. At least he used some power for closing both doors for some time. Freddy went to the backstage, searched for something that will help them. He didn't realized that camera observed him for a while ans when she turned off, phone start ringing. Freddy jump, didn't knew that someone got number to the backstage. Bear hesitated for a while, nobody knew number here except Adam, so maybe it's him.
-Hello? Freddy on the phone- Brown bear said, waiting for answer. Inhuman voices, sounds emerged from receiver and made Freddy almost drop it. After few seconds of it call ended without any reason. He only imagined who called and why that guy gonna be dead tonight. As angry as he can be, he went to the kitchen. When he was on run, he saw Bonnie sneaked to the office, but door closed and almost cut her ears.
-Y-y-yoU-u wi-lL-L PAY fOr-r Tha-a-a-a-a-t!- Bunny scream, but after seeing it didn't had any effect on Samuel she got back to the backstage. Guy was perfect, they was blocked every time in the great moments. Sometimes, she want just told night guard about test. Bonnie was bored and she didn't believe they can handle him. Other thing, rarely he was scared her and Chica too. Yellow chicken admit it last night when guard stepped out with this knife.
In the kitchen Chica end making one pizza and start another one when she chat with Freddy about their options for this night
-You got prank called!? That's a new thing here. I'll check him after that last pizza.- Chica said after placing pizza to the oven. She liked that idea about prank call Freddy, but they need to catch Samuel, not complimented him for that. Chica knew, if night guard get a job they can be best friends.
-It wasn't funny, you didn't heard what I heard. I really have bad feeling about this, but we must play along. Try to stare at him as long as you can, I'll try to sneak inside when you'll be gone and he'll open door.- Freddy didn't wait for respond before he slowly walked into bathrooms.
Foxy was angry, he only ran once and without any effects. Pirate still remembered what Samuel did to him last night, but his fear was muted by his fury. NOBODY scorned him and his friends in that way. Still, there was a small spark of fear that night guard will try to destroy them, same way as earlier one crazy man did to him.
"Not today, this isn't time to think about it, I got job to do" Was the last thing before he ran toward office. As always, he didn't watched the floor, but the door frame trying to predicted if he can made it or not. When he was two steps before office he stepped on something. Next thing Foxy saw was Samuel, standing in the doorway with big paper arrow pointing further down as he passed him. Pain was sudden as he hit wall and lied on the ground.
-Nice ride, you need to teach me th...SHIT!- Foxy heard night guard spoke before door on his side closed. Bonnie saw what's happened and ran to the Foxy, helping him. Both animatronics looked what made Foxy rode to the wall. It was block of white soap, now crushed revealing it had metal frame and small wheels under it. Both fox and bunny was impressed about preparation to made this.
-I'm oka' lass', but he won' be if I Get hi'- Without thinking, he crushed it and threw to the window. It borrowed guard attention, but now, he got sigh with "take it easy" in his hands. Foxy almost burst with anger, but purple bunny held his hand and pulled him to the pirate cove
-I know you're furious, but I promise you, when we catch him, you can stuff him yourself.- Bonnie said and without looking back she went to backstage, tried her death glare to the camera.
Night 5 1.53 AM
Freddy and Chica held their position in the bathrooms. They heard what happened to Foxy and they didn't like it. It was almost 2 AM, but night guard managed to prank on of them. Both animatronics was scared about that, but they need to be stronger.
-I don't know about you Freddy, but I'll go to the kitchen and then delay his joke s by looking at him.- Chica Said, trying to sound confident, but without success. She knew jokes shouldn't damaged or hurt them, but having in mind that they was target for jokes made them nervous.
-Good thinking, after few minutes I'll follow you. Be careful- Bear said giving sign he was ready. Chicken stepped carefully from bathrooms to the main hall, expecting some wires, buckets hanging from ceiling or another soap with wheels. Almost on her toes she went to the kitchen door, not noticing camera, which followed her. With sigh, Chica stepped in to the kitchen and only one thought flied through her head when she felt wire under her feet. "Everything besides pizza" was her last thought before box hit her straight to the head.
Freddy saw Chica in the doorway, meaning that was his time to move. After he did one step outside bathroom he heard something and Chica stepped out the kitchen with white face. She looked so ridiculous that even Freddy can't behave and gave smirk. White Yellow chicken looked and him, eyes shining black. That made Freddy quiet and terrified for his life
-He is dead, no matter what Adam said, HE IS FUCKING DEAD MEAT!- Chica scream and ran to the office. Samuel closed door hearing that scream, but he managed to shout another insult
-Chica with coating, and I thought that was pizza restaurant.- It was bad idea. Chica start banging at the door, draining Samuel power as vacuum. He saw that and immediately his voice crack
-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Please stop, I'll clean you after night, but PLEASE STOP MAKING DRUM SOLO ON MY DOOR!- Night guard start to panic. It wasn't as he planned and now his stupid joke gonna made him killed. Freddy really wanna catch this guy, but seeing Chica in that kind of rage made him worry what will happened after she got him in her hands. Bear struggle with chicken for a while, but at last Chica calmed down and went with him down hallway
-Go clean yourself, you don't need to do this perfectly, Samuel will take care of rest. I'll go to the kitchen and start making pizza. I bet this guy shit his pants right now.- Freddy tried to make Chica happy and seeing her little smile he knew he made it. When they departed from hall they saw running Foxy and words from office
-What?! Only 50%?! It's only 2 AM! FUCKNIG FUCK FOXY I DON'T HAVE ANY BOOTY GO AWAY!- They quietly laugh hearing about Foxy, even Pirate have problem with calming himself. Today night was good night, maybe they'll catch him at least.
Night 5 2.48 AM
They made a big mistake for not covering halls and main room. They didn't expect Samuel will leave his office after that "accident" with Chica. First sign something isn't right discovered Bonnie. She went to the backstage trying to freaked night guard more, but when she stepped inside she saw something strange, but she can't said what. After carefully glaring through the room she saw door was unlocked! "He didn't leave, did he?"That was thought that bounce inside her head. She can told Freddy about this or checked it herself. Unlocked door was dangerous for them, because someone can called the cops about break-in or stepped into one of them. After struggle, she investigated the door. It wasn't broken and it looked like someone unlocked it with keys. It was strange, because only keys for the backstage had night guard, Adam and one spare kit was in the manager office. Her investigation was stopped by sudden push from her back. She tripped on her own feet, but regained balance outside as another Bonnie closed and locked door behind her. She was in shocked about that event. Her eyes went to black as she realized guard use her spare costume to hide himself there.
-I'm outside, without any method to went inside and with fake Bonnie inside. I'll rip his head off!- Bonnie said to herself as she ran toward back kitchen door.
Night 5 3.10 AM
Freddy stepped out the kitchen and stood on the stage, waiting for all to attack together. He saw Chica went into kitchen, waiting till pizza will be done, Foxy on his stage and Bonnie leaving backstage. Somethings strange was in her behavior, but for now Bear was more focused on his plan. Goldie changed what he can and now sit under the stage camera waiting for signal. Everyone gather in their places into main hall and waited for Chica.
-Do you thin' lass we get thi' Landlubber?- Foxy asked Bonnie, he expected some answer, but bunny only shake his head. It was strange, because Bonnie always was the most talkative inside their group, but fox pirate was more focused about his mission that he didn't question it.
-Guy is goo' but we are bette'! And HE WIL' PAY!- He said with his eyes black and glitchy voice. Samuel was terrified, but now he was suited as Bonnie near angry animatronics. When they discovered where he is he'll be caught immediately. In his head he prayed that nobody notice his strange behavior or not talking. Unfortunately some bigger power hate Samuel as kitchen door opened and Chica with Bonnie stepped outside, Bonnie slowly opened and closed, like she was heavy breathing, and eyes black and pupils shines so hard that they almost blind everyone who looked straight at them. Everyone looked at real Bonnie and then turn their, now black, eyes to the Samuel. He knew he was compromised and only way out is his office.
-Exit, stage right- With this words he haul ass to his office, losing head after Bonnie tried to punch him. He closed the door in is the last second before Foxy start dumping into them. He did it harder than last time and longer. Guard knew this was bad, but after he saw battery level he knew he was dead
-35%!? Good Job guys, next time I WILL BE ON TOP! I. AM. INVINSI...I DON"T WANNA EAT GO AWAY, IT'S NOT THANKSGIVING DAY!- Night guard scream seeing Chica outside his office. In other day everyone will laught, but they wanna capture and make fun on HIM right now. Night went almost standard, Bonnie glance through the window few times, Chica stalling him, Freddy laughing. Foxy didn't have any moment to run, because Guard handled himself and take "care" of him. Everyone did their job until THAT time came.
Night 5 4.17 AM
They saw what hours is it. They are sure Night guard will played some music any moment and after that sounds of air horn cut the restaurant. They aren't surprised they heard music, but surprised WHAT music that was. After listened a few second they only idea where they can hear this is on some cheesy Hispanic party
-It's more cheese that my double cheese monster. Let's see what he do.- Chica proposed. Everybody was skeptic to that idea, even Goldie who appear on the stage, but curious win. Goldie went with Freddy and Chica to the east corridor and Foxy with Bonnie to the west. Door was open, but after they showed herself in the window night guard closed it. All saw Guard dancing around, singing and holding something in his hand.
I saw, I joked, I conquered
Or should I say, I saw I conquered, I joked.
They say the Chica on flour and she no liar
While y'all slippin' she owning the game
He pointed to Chica and places 2 AIR HORNS on the table. He didn't press them, but, still dancing, he went to the bag. Bouncing to the music he pulled another two.
Now big bang boogie
Get that Bonnie little noogie
In a nice nice little shade
He mimic how he pushed Bonnie outside as he placed air horns on the table. Bunny shake her fists, but for now it was too interesting to stop him. He repeat what he did before
I gave Foxy a little pat up on the Hookie
And he turned around and said
I'll get you other day
Samuel slid to the table, placed it down and looked at Foxy. Pirate was not amushed and held his hook in the way that he want to gave Samuel a finger. Night guard shrug his arms and went to the backpack.
I was born in the air
Mama said that everyone would know my name
I'm the best you've never had
If you think I'm go deaf, I'm never am
Everyone ran to the backstage and almost shut down their hearing process seeing steel pipe with small insets. All of them knew where they went and that was the scariest part. Freddy didn't deaf himself right now, he need to be sure he do it in the right moment.
hear the air
hear the air
hear the air
hear the air
AIR HORN!
-NOW! - Freddy gave signal and almost deaf himself, but he must knew when this mayhem ends. It last for good minute until everything went silent. Freddy gave then thumps up that everything is fine, but they struggle with themselves for few minutes, scared that Samuel will repeat that. Nothing more happened, so they went into normal mode and Foxy used this occasion to ran into office. Of course door closed before he went in, but pounding on them make power drain a little faster.
-You want booty, CATCH IT BOY!- Foxy glanced behind him and noticed fast flying object headed to his way. He managed to pierce it with his hook and then he realized it was coke can. "Empty, thank Fezbear" Pirate though when he took it off in his cove. He imagined how scared guard must be right now. There is no way he can managed all night with that little power he got.
Night 5 5.45 PM
Everything turn dark after generator turn himself off. Everyone was in the best position right now. Bonnie and Chica in their Hallways, Foxy on the scene in Pirate Cove and Freddy in the bathrooms. There is no way Night guard will escape this time. He can't believed in time too, he have 15 minutes to the end. It was Freddy time to shine
-Ar-r-rE yoU R-r-rReaA-dy Fo-RR FR-Rrr-EddDy-y!?- He shout in the most glitchy voice when he stayed outside office and start playing his jjingle. Samuel just sat in the chair, waiting for the end, Time wasn't barricade here. After that he slowly walk toward chair, focus on human sitting there. He didn't expect lights start shinig after he towered over chair. He saw few flashlights on the table, taped at the wall and even Samuel got one small in his chest pocket. Bear was too confused to do something, so Sam stood up, took bear arms in his and whisper
-Dance with me Freddy, I'm ready for you and everything you'll done, but first dance with me.- If Freddy had hearth, he'll got hearth attack. Soft music start playing and some flashlights turn off, giving romantic lighting. Freddy was so dumbfounded that he let Samuel danced with him. He saw others gathered outside with their jaw open so much, they might dislocated. Bear squeezed night guard hands, but suddenly he was leaned back with Samuel "Face" near him
-I didn't know you like kinky stuff, but you must wait, I don't give myself easy on our first date.- With voice imitating female he looked straight into Bear eyes, getting closer and closer. For the first time Freddy with for that jingle, that one bell to ring. Nobody helped him, but start smiling and almost burst off laughing about that scene. When he can felt breath on his face when this beautiful sound ring
6AM
You don't even believe how struggle that lyrics made when you wanna change it and STILL it match the music . I don't like pitbull, but "Fireball" was easiest to made and match night mood.
In my profile on FanFiction I made a poll, please vote what are you wanna see after that (remember, we got 2 short days and 2 night).
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