Hello everyone, glad my first chapter pulled a few of you in. Hope you enjoy the follow up
Disclaimer: RWBY is owned by Rooster Teeth, otherwise it wouldn't be as great as it is. Miss you Monty :'(
"Wht'sNXT" is owned by and the Fight Network, wrestling fans might enjoy it
"Wrestling Soup" is property of..well I'm not really sure but somebody let me know
Chapter 2: Yang Xiao Long, the Ice Bucket Challenge, and griping about podcast hosts.
Bálor would be sitting out in the courtyard, the sun beaming down on him as he finished up a turkey club sub while listening to a rare solo edition of the wht'sNXT podcast where the host, Jason Agnew was telling a story about how he had gotten food poisoning from a frozen pizza. "How can you NOT get poisoning from a frozen pizza, it's meat! Frozen fucking MEAT for Dust's sake!" He would shake his head and laugh as he balled up the Schnee Sub wrapper, unaware that he was in for a cold surprise.
"Ice Bucket Challenge!"
Cold water would be dumped on poor Bálor, leaving him gasping and shivering while the iPod shut down completely. He would whirl around to see Yang, the busty, blonde brawler of Team RWBY standing there grinning happily. "Wh-what the hell Yang?!"
"You've been challenged!" She said, still grinning triumphantly as she set down the huge water jug she was holding. "What, everyone on DustTube's doing it. It's a blast."
He would shake his head, peeling off his soaked Wrestling Soup t-shirt and look at her curiously. "Yang, that's not how the Ice Bucket Challenge works." He would pull out his scroll, which he had smartly kept in a water proof case and brought up Dustpedia. "It's not some kinda prank, it's about raising money for diseases."
Yang would burst out laughing as she heard this "Who would wanna raise money FOR diseases, wouldn't you wanna..oh I dunno, raise money against it?" She would spy a look at his body and let out a low whistle. "Not bad B, could use some abs on that chest though."
Bálor would groan as he started wringing the water out of his shirt as best he could "Honestly Xiao Long, it's no wonder guys keep trying to hit on you." He would put the damp shirt back on and sigh as he tried to restart his fried SchneePod, barely getting it going before it died out again. "I'd be more pissed but you saved me from more Jason Agnew stories."
Yang would roll her eyes as they began walking towards the entrance, giving high fives to the few students who were in on the challenge. "You know nobody her gets your Podcast puns, I mean seriously who the heck is this Agnew guy anyhow?"
He would growl as Cardin pointed at him, laughing with his cronies "Jason Agnew, he's a game show host in Mistral, he hosts the Brain Stream trivia show on the weekends."
"Oh, I know that show! Ruby and I watch it sometimes, he's the one wearing the weird suits right?"
He would nod quickly, balling a fist as he did "Oh yeah, that's him. Bastard acts all nice on television but you try and get an autograph from the guy and he has his goons drag me out of the Sub shop, which is a PUBLIC PLACE! I had every right to be there!"
She would chuckle as they headed towards the cafeteria to a loud applause from the students
"Yang! Yang! Yang!"
She would grin and hold up her arms triumphantly, soaking in the applause with a huge grin. "Thank you, thank you, expect the video to hit DustTube later today!"
Bálor's amber eyes would widen in shock as he heard this "When the heck did you have time to get video?" Everyone would have a laugh at this, causing the wolf to blush in embarrassment. "I wasn't even wearing my best shirt."
Yang would slap him on the back grinning while a few people snapped a picture with her latest prank victim.
"Hey now, it's just a joke." She would lean to ruffle his silver hair before whispering "You spend every day by yourself listening to shows nobody's heard of, I just wanted to show you that we're a family here. So don't be afraid to get out of your shell once in a while."
He would sigh and grin suddenly, pulling her into a kiss causing the crowd to go nuts as more pictures where taken, he would pull away after a few seconds. "That was for the crowd." He would then suddenly slide a hand behind her and grab her butt firmly, causing Yang to gasp in surprise as the crowd roared to life again.
"That, that was for me!"
She would smirk and throw him a thumbs-up as Bálor moonwalked out into the halls "Everybody gets one!" Suddenly the feeling of several pinches would be felt as some guys took their turn at getting a piece of the brawler "H-hey! I didn't mean it LITTERALLY!" She would turn and face her perverted assailants with her blazing red eyes as Dove and a couple other male students took a step back, laughing nervously.
"W-well, you DID say that everybody g-gets…" Dove would stop speaking as Yang popped her knuckles, growling furiously as she did.
Bálor could hear the cries of pain through his dorm room door and shake his head laughing at the videos of Yang's other "Ice Bucket Challenge" victims, a good majority of them featuring Weiss as she seemed to catch her off guard more often then anybody. "Man, how does Weiss not snap after all these?" He would watch as Weiss started cursing up a storm after she had been "Challenged" during a rather pleasant sounding conversation with Neptune, then turning her salty wrath upon him when he burst out laughing. "Well now, that answers that question." Bálor would wince as he watched Weiss smack Neptune hard, the sound echoing through his monitor's speakers.
"Damn, note to self: Do NOT laugh at Weiss being pranked." He was about to close up DustTube when he noticed a chibi version of Nora holding up a sign with the logo of a dragon sitting before a stack of pancakes.
"This has been a Dragon-Pancakes production!" said Chibi-Nora before the video would end.
Bálor would stare at his computer screen, mouth agape as he realized who was behind the camera.
NOOORRRRAAAA!
Hope you all enjoyed this chapter, please live kind reviews and constructive criticism, also feel free to recommend who should have the next conversation with Bálor ^_^