ATTENTION: I do NOT own any of B-52's music, and nor am I affiliated with them.

Jahad walked to Akira and Kamiko's room, he softly knocked, "Master. There are two people here to see you." Jahad stated, he then watched the door open, he saw only Akira's head,

"Who is it?" Akira asked,

"They wanted it to be a surprise, milady." Jahad bowed,

"Get suited up. We are going to play a game." Akira grinned, she then shut the door, and immediately took a shower then got dressed in a matter of moments. She walked out of the room and then looked towards Jahad, "Well, I didn't stutter, did I?" She asked, "Go wake up the hellions, and get suited up." Akira grinned, then walked down the stairs, her eyes went wide, "TAKAYUKI! And YUKI!" Akira ran to them and literally picked up Takayuki first and spun him around. She then did the same thing with Yuki. Akira smirked, "Well, then are you ready to play a little game?" Akira smiled mischievously,

"Why yes, milady. You and Kamiko will be picking the players on your team, correct?" Takayuki asked,

"Yes, the new born Vampires such as; Miki, Len, Rin, Gumi, Luka, and Miku will what you call backups. The Vampires that have been around a long time will be the players. Oh, how they are in such an amazing surprise." Akira grinned, "Takayuki and Yuki get ready." Akira winked then headed for the phone, she had called over thirty Vampires that would be playing the game with Kamiko and herself. And then she called over one hundred thousand more. Literally, she didn't call. She told them. And they were on their way to the huge stadium that was built for such an occasion. Akira was grinning from ear to ear, when she saw the group descend the stairs, "Ah, so you are awake. Good. Delightful, even. I hope you are ready for the day, because some of you...Will be rather sore." Akira winked, then walked out of the huge manor, and headed for the car that was waiting for her and Kamiko. And then there was a line of cars for the rest of them. They were about to head to a stadium to play, 'real' football.

OoOoOoOoO

They all arrived at the stadium. The teams had been chosen. Akira would have; Kagome, Rin, Luka, Len, Armand, Damocles, Takayuki, Jahad, Viktor, Mercedes, Lexus, Fang, Johnny, Crispin, Angel, Venus, Wolf, Sebastian, Arthur, Joseph, David, Dai, Jun, Marcus, and Marcel. Luka, Rin, and Len would play back up. As for Kamiko she would have; Miku, Gumi, Miki, Hitomi, Dave, Michael, Marcella, Yuki, Rika, Yoshi, Yoichi, Ryuu, Katsumi, Anthony, Darius, Damien, Gabe, Maria, Michi, Hizumi, Nana, Mika, Ren, Chris, and Mason. Miku, Gumi, and Miki were backups. The crowd of Vampires were sitting in the grandstands. Now this, football is about ten times bigger than any football field. And we are about to see why. Everyone was suited up in the football gear. But the pads were so thin, they would feel everything. They of course put in mouth guards. Why? Because they needed to protect their fangs. Akira and Kamiko were going against each other, only because that is they felt things would be fair. King versus Queen, oh how this game would be interesting. The crowd immediately screamed when they saw Akira's team, The Dragons. Then they screamed once again, when they saw Kamiko's team, The Tigers. Akira and Kamiko went to the center of the field when the referee began the whole speech,

"Alright, there is only one penalty, and that is offsides. I know there will not be a clean game, so I am not asking for it. Now, Heads or Tails, Kamiko." He heard Kamiko call heads, "The Tigers called heads. Its tails. Akira, which will you do kick or receive?"

"We will kick." Akira winked, "And we will call that end zone." Akira whispered, "Oh, Kamiko. A little wager, loser wears a very sexy french maid outfit." Akira winked, "For a week." Akira walked away, and headed towards the sidelines, she watched the special and defense team go out. "GO GUYS!" Akira screamed, they now kicked the ball hard, and watched Michi take the ball from the other side, and began to dash, literally, dash. And before he got far, Damocles stuck out his arm, close lining Michi, and making Michi do a back flip over Damocles's arm,

"That's right bitch." Damocles stated, then got in the ready position. And waited for the ball to be hiked by Kamiko, his hues frantically searched to who she was going to throw the ball. He saw who she was going to throw the ball, and he immediately dashed for Michael, and as the ball was released, he immediately tackled Michael down to the ground, "Ouch." Damocles gave a quick high five to another teammate, Damocles once again got in the ready position. The crowd was screaming, and soon he watched Kamiko launch the ball hard, and he did a victory dance when Mercedes intercepted the ball, and immediately dashed towards the other end zone, and soon was grabbed by the throat and slammed down on the field, but she managed to hold onto the ball. Akira and her team ran off to the field.

"Come on, ladies, we can do this!" Akira let her wristband change into a play plan wristband, "Alright, we are going to do the slithering snake." Akira did the 'break', and they all went to their positions, she set Armand and Viktor into motion. The other team was taken by surprise. Akira hiked the ball, and immediately dodged a tackle, then hailed the ball towards the end zone, she looked, and saw Armand catch the ball. She ran to him, and they break danced in the end zone. Akira and the offense ran off the field. The special team came out, and was about in the half of the field. Takayuki kicked hard, and the ball was on the way to the uprights, the referees both did the 'Its Good' sign. Akira's team was one top by seven. Miku, Luka, Miki, Len, Gumi, and Rin watched in horror. They didn't play easy, they played ten times rougher than any football team in the world.

OoOoOoOoOo

Kamiko's team managed to make their way to the half way mark of the field. She needed to score, her wife was up by seven. She hiked the ball, and saw Damocles running at her. She immediately dodged the tackle, and began to run. She was watching her players getting slammed to the ground, in fact one of her players was literally in the air, and slammed into the ground by one of Akira's players. But Kamiko kept her sights on the end zone, and she did an amazing front flip, and landed her way into the end zone, "EAT THAT BABY!" Kamiko yelled, and crowd was going wild, Kamiko did a seductive dance in the end zone, just for her wife, to tease her. Kamiko ran off the field, and soon they were tied. The game was brutal, completely brutal. People were getting slammed into the ground, and close lined. Vampires didn't play any rules that the group was used to, and they sure as hell weren't ready when two of the players took a seat. Luka was brought into the game for Akira's team, and Miki was brought in for Kamiko's team,

"Alright Luka, all you gotta do is pretend that you are carrying the ball. I'll do the rest." Akira grinned, as she looked towards Luka's terrified expression, "Oh, come on, its not that hard. Make your arms in a cradle position, and run." Akira shrugged, and did the slap to make the 'Break' happen. She got behind Fang, "Alright...Blue...Blue...42...Set...Set...Uh Uh HIKE!" Akira hiked the ball, and pretended to hand the ball off to Luka, immediately Luka was body checked and flipped to the ground, slamming her face and front of her body into the ground. Akira couldn't help but laugh, but soon she dodged a tackle, and immediately once again hailed the ball into the end zone, she jumped up in the air, "TOUCHDOWN FUCKERS!" Akira screamed, the game continued on. But in some change events, Akira's team was losing, by six. They needed a touchdown and a field goal to win. Akira's team took the field again, but now in substitute for Luka, who was still having ice on her face, Kagome came back on the field, "Alright ladies, the spinning Scorpion." Akira smirked, "You better fucking catch the ball." Akira teased her sister-in-law. But she never really called Kagome her sister-in-law, she dropped the in law part, and called Kagome, her sister. Before this, however, Len was close lined, and had landed on his face. Miku was hit so hard that she did a few flips, until she finally landed on her back. Rin was slammed into the ground so hard, that the ground had an imprint of where she was slammed. Gumi did manage to score for Kamiko's team, but once in the end zone one of Akira's players, didn't stop and literally speared her into the bar of the uprights. Miki had tried to escape of being tackled, but instead she was pushed off the field and slammed into the base of the grand stands.

Akira took in a deep breath, this was the moment, if she lost...She would be wearing a sexy French Maid outfit for a week. But she was like the man of the house. So, this wasn't going to happen. Akira got behind Fang once again. And immediately hiked the ball, she continued to dodged the people trying to tackle her. But soon, she grinned evilly. And began to bolt towards the end zone. She didn't stop, she was leaping over people that had now slid down to tackle her, but failed. She immediately stopped, and saw people coming all around, and she was tackled, but the ball popped up from the group. And immediately Kagome caught and headed for the end zone. But sadly, everyone thought the ball was still on the ground.

"GO GET KAGOME!" Kamiko yelled, soon she saw her team get up, and run towards the end zone behind Kagome, but the time they had caught up, Kagome was doing a victory dance in the end zone, Kamiko took in a deep breath, "She is...SO EVIL!" Kamiko yelled, she watched Takayuki go to kick the ball, "He better fucking miss." Kamiko watched the hike, but instead of being kicked, "SON OF A BITCH!" Kamiko yelled, as she watched Fang hail the ball into the end zone and was caught Damocles, "Mother fucker." Kamiko watched the clock, and sure enough her team lost. "That bitch." Kamiko thought, Kamiko and her team, went and congratulated the other team. The final score? 136 to 130. Kamiko walked to her wife, "You suck." Kamiko whispered before kissing Akira hard, and made the kiss a little to hot. But pulled away and licked over her wife's lips, "Mmm, serve me, baby." Kamiko winked, then walked towards the locker rooms. They all washed off, and soon they were with the ones that they loved. Kamiko and Akira went to a store, and purchased Kamiko a sexy french outfit. And due to the wager she immediately put the outfit on, she watched Akira bite down on her bottom lip, "Do you like?" Kamiko asked, she was immediately dragged into the dressing room,

"Oh, darling. I think I need a little dusting." After those words, there was moans coming from the dressing room that Akira and Kamiko had gone into. Kamiko was now screaming, everyone stopped talking for a moment, and heard, 'Oh fuck me harder...Master...Ah...Do..Don't stop.' Everyone then went back to what they were doing. Akira soon came out, and her hair looked like she had just got done having sex. And Kamiko immediately readjusted herself. They had sex in the dressing room for about two hours. They walked to the car, and headed back to the manor, but instead. Akira called the other cars, and they went to a club that Akira owns. Tonight they were doing a Karaoke night. Surely, her club was a night club, in which she usually had raves, and all that. But everyone wanted to sing, and have fun. Akira was allowing this, after all she owned the club.

OoOoOoOoOo

After about an hour, Kamiko, Kagome, and Hitomi got up and began to sing; Funplex by The B-52's:

Hitomi started off and began to sing;

I'm a pleasure seeker, shoppin' for a new distraction
I'm a pleasure seeker, lookin' for some platinum action
I'm a pleasure seeker, movin' to the music
I'm a pleasure seeker, lookin' for the real thing

Then Kagome began to sing:

Chandalabra's in a wonderbra
Chris barn runway, a real draw
Faster pussycat, thrill, thrill
I'm at the mall on a diet pill

And together Kamiko and Hitomi were singing;

Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
Yes you did, yes you did
Oh, broke my heart at the funplex,
Yes you did, yes you did

The taco tiki hut is where we're all gonna meet
Underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine
Oh honey, is it all about money?

Kagome, Kamiko, and Hitomi began to sing the next part;

Hey Lady
What?
What lady?
That lady?
No!

Once again Kagome ended up taking over;

Private property, hippy be quiet
Your peace sign t-shirt could cause a riot
Faster, faster can't get enough
What the hell will I do with this stuff?

And soon enough Kamiko took over;

I'm your daytime waitress at the taco tiki hut
I'm your daytime waitress here's your stupid 7-Up
You kicked my heart going up and down the escalator
You blew me off and now you've lost the real thing

Hitomi and Kamiko were now singing together again;

Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
Yes you did, yes you did
Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
Yes you did, yes you did

Finally they all began to sing together again;

You know fashion frenzy
(Panic at the funplex)
Gets me higher and higher
No will power and my wallet's on fire

(Panic at the funplex)
Fashion frenzy gets me higher and higher
No will power and my wallet's on fire

Soon, they just sang the rest of the song together;

Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
Yes you did, yes you did
Oh, broke my heart at the funplex,
Yes you did, yes you did

The taco tiki hut is where we're all gonna meet
Underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine
Oh honey, is it all about money?

Oh, broke my heart
Oh, broke my heart
Panic at the funplex

Misery at the funplex
And there's too much sex
Faster, faster, thrill, thrill
Too much to do
It's time for a pill

Akira smiled as Kamiko came over and took her spot in Akira's lap, Akira smiled towards Luka, "I hope that we didn't bang you up to bad. I warned you...That we play and there is no rules." Akira sighed, "I am not asking for forgiveness. For I did warn you." Akira then shook her head, "I'm sorry; Luka, Len, Miku, Miki, Rin, and Gumi. I should have found other people." Akira stated,

"No...Its okay. We gotta toughen up!" Len exclaimed, "Do we know what powers we will receive?" Len asked, his hues now searched around, he saw Miku in Luka's lap, Gumi in Kagome's lap, and Rin in Hitomi's lap. Soon he felt Miki, his girlfriend, slide into his. As he looked around, he saw Meiko talking to Yuki. He didn't know what to think of that, "Akira...Are you mad at us...Seeing we couldn't last long?" He asked,

"Len, I'm not mad. In fact I'm quite pleased that you lasted so long." Akira smiled, then had Kamiko stand, and soon they were on the dance floor, slow dancing together. Kamiko leaned close to Akira, soon Akira felt tears hit her shirt, "Kamiko..." Akira went to pull away, but Kamiko pulled her back in,

"I can't lose you, Akira...I hate being away from you. I am so scared...That you will just fade away...And leave me. I know that I am the queen...Please...Akira promise me, that this is the last time, I will have to sleep alone. Hold myself, and cry in the mirror...Akira...You are my everything. And..." Kamiko felt Akira leift her head, tears were now running down Akira's face,

"I promise you, and this is my word I let fall from my lips. Kamiko, you will never sleep alone. You will never hold yourself, and cry in the mirror. For I am here to stay, with you, and I will never walk away from you. I love you, Kamiko." Akira whispered, and soon she heard 'I love you too, Akira.' Akira and Kamiko went back to slow dance,

"They look so beautiful together. And they have stayed together for three hundred years. That is true love. And beautiful love." Luka began, "I've heard people lasting maybe sixty years, but three hundred. Akira and Kamiko fit together so perfectly. They have completed their puzzles. As Miku has completed mine. I just...I can't believe that they have accepted us." Luka whispered, she felt a tug as Miku now took her lover's hand and brought Luka to the dance floor. Soon every single lover were on the dance floor, slow dancing. Who wasn't on the dance floor? Meiko and Kaito. Yuki and Takayuki were single, but still they danced together.

Akira and Kamiko looked around, and when they both closed their eyes, and when they reopened them. Akira saw Kamiko in the clothes that she had first danced with her in. And Kamiko saw Akira in her clothes. And Akira continued to dance with Kamiko, their love only had grown stronger. And their love would never fade away. That was the same with Luka and Miku. Gumi and Kagome. And Hitomi and Rin. Soon, Len and Miki would feel that way as well. But there is always love awaiting for one Vocaloid. And they would see another side of that certain Vocaloid, the side that people once saw. But on this night, everyone enjoyed each other's company.