I should be spending more time on my levi x reader

but

im kinda on a writing spree for homestuck im sorrys

also there is some Soul Eater

-Small time skip-

It's been a week or so since you 'moved' in with the Strider's, and during that week, you managed to:

1. Hang out with both the Strider's

Well obviously since you're living with them for the month you're going to have to hang out with them. Dave and you once spent an entire afternoon hiding from Dirk as he was throwing smuppets everywhere and both of you didn't want to get buried under a pile of puppet ass. Well, you did spend most of your time hiding from Dirk because he would tease you about being a tsundere (which you totally were not).

2. Eat their food

You accidentally ate through all of their doritos once, and ended up buying a whole crate of apple juice for Dave to make up for the absence of doritos.

3. Punch Dave and scold him for subtlety hinting to Dirk about your crush

Pretty self-explanatory.

4. Being forced to cosplay

You're going to strangle Dirk. He just has so many maid/school girl/other random anime cosplay outfits that just CONVENIENTLY HAPPEN to be your size. You broke Dave's camera when you discovered he was secretly taking pictures of you so he could send them to Dirk.

5. Strife training with Dirk

Since you arrived, Dirk has been training you on how to fight properly. However, every single time you fought with him, he'd always win, knocking you to the ground and flinging your weapon off the roof. In fact, you're convinced he's doing it intentionally, because he laughs when he sees you whine and pout about going to get it.

You lounge around on the couch as you watched Soul Eater and ate various Japanese candy. It was all good until Dave came in, plopped down next to you on the couch, and whispered:

"I can smell the Dirk on you, did you make out."

"Hell no!" You screamed and slapped Dave away as he laughed.

"Are sure? The Japanese candy smell is overwhelming."

"That's because I'm EATING some, you asshole!" You managed to land another slap.

"Hahaha! I'm just kidding." Dave grabbed a bottle of apple juice and joined you in your anime marathon. He made jokes at all the silly parts and imitated the characters, making you laugh. When Dirk walked in, both you and Dave were collapsed on the couch, laughing hysterically at something Dave said.

"Well if you're busy, then I'll come back later, I guess." Dirk walked out again, making you stop laughing instantly. Dave punched your arm.

"He's jealous that you're choosing to spend more time with me."

"But that's because I don't know how to deal with him!" Crona says the exact same line from the TV screen.

"Well maybe, you should just, you know, hang out with him more instead of me!" Dave facepalmed, shaking his head.

"But I CAN'T!" You pushed him away.

"Yes, you CAN!" He pushed you back.

"Well if you're so certain, HOW DO I DEAL WITH HIM!"

"Just, do something that he likes or some shit, I don't know!"

"Have you seen his definition of 'fun'? Me cosplaying and random smuppets flying though the air!" Dave stopped pushing, thinking about what you said.

"Well..."

"Hmph! I told you!" You moved to get off the couch, and were about to slouch off to your room before suddenly he grabbed your arm.

"I just got it!"

"Got what?" You turned back, angry that he stopped you probably for something stupid and ironic.

"How you could confess!"

"Dave I have a bad feeling about this."

"No really seriously, just listen, this is a great idea."

"A really bad feeling."

"No like seriously, come here-"

-Time Skip- ^-^"

*P.O.V. change*

Dirk sat on the now non-occupied couch, flipping through the channels with a bored look on his face. He was trying to decide between Fairy Tail and Kill la Kill, before suddenly, a voice from the hallway called out to him.

"H-hey Dirk,"

He turned around, and almost dropped the TV remote.

(y/n) stood in the hallway, wearing a Sailor Moon uniform. Her sword was draped over her shoulder, and she was leaned seductively against the doorway.

"You up for a strife?" Blushing heavily, (y/n) tried to smile. Dirk could swear his heart was going to explode, she looked so perfect just standing there.

Before he could reply, she turned around and walked out the door, but not before saying:

"痛くないようにしてください."

Dirk crushed the TV remote in his hand.

-Quick time skip-

Dirk rushed to the stairway, and began to make his way up to the roof. (Y/n) never did anything like this, she was always very shy about cosplaying in anything too revealing. Something was going on, and Dirk was going to find out.

He reached the roof and sure enough, there she was, sitting on the edge waiting for him. Her sword was laying next to her, and she kicked her feet to the beat of the song that she was humming. (Y/n) has obviously been waiting for him.

"You took your time." She said, without turning around.

"Sorry for the wait." He unsheathed his sword, pointing it at her back. "For someone that wanted a strife, you don't look like you're in a mood to fight." (Y/n) laughed, a soft, melodic sound.

"Oh I am." She stood up, picking up her sword as she stretched.

"And I'm not going to lose this time." With that, she swung her sword at him, and the fight started. The roof was filled with the sound of swords clanging, as both of them exchanged blows.

"This isn't LIKE you," Dirk said as he blocked, the impact of the swing making him emphasize his words.

"Oh?" (y/n) jumped back, bracing herself for his flash-stepping.

"The (y/n) I know wouldn't do something like this." He surrounded her in a circle, trapping her.

"Well maybe she doesn't like the old her." Just as he dove forwards, she sidestepped and jabbed at his exposed side. Unfortunately, he blocked before she could do any damage.

"Wait, are you serious?" Dirk stopped, and stood still.

"...maybe." (y/n) looked away, not meeting his gaze. The two stood apart, silence enveloping the roof.

"Well you know what?" Suddenly, Dirk flash-stepped forward, making her back against the wall, and trapped her by placing his hands above her head.

"I liked the old (y/n), but she was too blind to see it." His orange eyes stared into her (e/c) orbs, filled with anticipation, caution, and fear.

Fear of being rejected.

"... you idiot..." (y/n) sighed, before leaning in and holding onto Dirk, her sword dropping to the side. "I like you too... I was just to shy to confess... and I was afraid that you'd never like me back." A few tears formed, causing her to sniffle and hug him tighter. Dirk pulled away, wiping her tears from her eyes.

"Don't cry (y/n). Everyone would be dumb if they didn't like you in some way or another." He leaned in, brushing his lips against hers in a gentle kiss. When they broke apart, (y/n) started to giggle.

"What?" Dirk tilted his head in confusion.

"Dave suggested I do this." She was still laughing, her voice carrying out over the roof. "He said that it'd 'seduce' you. Oh gods, me, seducing someone? Ha ha!"

"Well," he smiled, "In a way it did. Probably not in the way he meant though." With a sudden move, he swept (y/n) off her feet, and carried her down the stairs to now their apartment.

"So... what's your answer to my proposal?" He said, walking slowly.

"To marry you or be your girlfriend?" (y/n) teased, laughing as he jumped down the last 3 steps, arriving at the apartment's door.

"That's going to come later." He teased back. "Stay with me, (y/n)?" She smiled, and answered without any hesitation.

"Yes."

Well that's that. In case you came to read the 'third' chapter, I thought chapter 2 was a tad short so i merged the last 2 chapters together.

and i can't do 'lust and passion' im sorry. I'm better at fluff

also "痛くないようにしてください" translates loosely to "please be gentle" ;)

((actually im not sure because i just looked it up im not japanese sorry))