Deer Diarie,
Vincent and Greg ar bak agen wiff sum more news of wot's hapening in our life. Drako was being meen to us agen and he keeps saiing Crabbe and Goyle why is yur spelling so bad yoo need English lesons I'm ashamed of yoo go to the Muggle world!
Drako is so meen! Why is Drako always so meen to us? We ar grate spelers, better than him, he's rubbish! He spells his on naim rong, he spells his naim Draco even thou it's Drako! How chupid is fat?! Very, we say! We wil rite what he thinks our diarie is ment to be spelt.
TRANSLATION:
Dear Diary,
Vincent and Greg are back again with some more news of what's happening in our life. Draco is bring mean to us again and he keeps saying "Crabbe and Goyle, why is your spelling so bad? You need English lessons, I'm ashamed of you! Go to the Muggle world!"
Draco is so mean! Why is Draco always so mean to us? We are great spellers - better than him, he's rubbish! He spells his own name wrong, he spells his name Draco even though it's Drako! How stupid is that? Very, we say! We will write what he thinks our diary is meant to be spelt.