The adventures of the Vehicon Steve and his loyal sidekick Greg

by Lohis

These are the adventures of the Vehicons ST-3V3 and GR3G as they try their best to survive aboard the Nemesis, following "Lord" Starscream's every whim. Takes place mostly at the beginning of Season 1, but exceptions will be made. Drabble-series. No (enforced) pairing. Drabble-based summaries at the beginning of each drabble.

17. Drabble 17:Starscream's cleaning service

No comment.
Rating: K
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, main idea and catch phrase belong to TheShatterpoint.

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Lord Starscream's cleaning service
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* Commercial music playing *

Are you up to your neck in trash? Don't know what to do with your grandmother's turn-of-the-century books or your ex-ex-boyfriend's movie collection? Is there an Autobot hiding behind your sofa or blocking your way into your kitchen? No worries!

New from Con-TV; Lord Starscream's cleaning service –sending the Vehicons to do the dirty work! Operating since the war for Cybertron.

Guaranteed to solve the extra stuff –problem!
Call within the next half-a-cycle and you get a second strike for free. Order three times and the special air unit will be on its way to blow away your troubles!

Starscream's cleaning service - easy way to get rid of the stuff you never really needed!

Phone NOW!

Thecompanycannotbeheldresponsibleforanyandoralldamagesdonebeforeandorduringandoraftertheinitialattack.
No refunds paid.

Money (forcibly) donated to the welfare of the Cactus.

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