Crabbe and Goyle meet Harry on the train. Credit for this idea goes to glazedwater.
Deer Diarie,
We ar sitting with Tracie, Astoria, Dafeen, Drako, Pansie, Millisent, Blaiz, and Theo. Drako is saiing we ar just his bodygards and he cols us his too goons! Drako's so meen, yet Astoria and Pansie luv him! Drako leeds us out of the compirtmint and ovur to anover compirtmint. Harry Poter, allso nown as Boy Wunder, is sitting ther wiff a blood traiter Weesly.
"So the roomors are troo? Harry Poter is reely in this compirtmint?" sayd Drako. Harry sied. "Go awai, Malfoy." sayd Harry. Drako held out his hand. "Bee my frend?" said Drako. Harry shook his hed. "Oh, this is Crabbe and this is Goyle." Drako sayd carlessly, as if we ar chupid, mindless ideeots! ARGH!
TRANSLATION:
Dear Diary,
We are sitting with Tracey, Astoria, Daphne, Draco, Pansy, Millicent, Blaise, and Theo. Draco is saying we are just his bodyguards and he calls us his two goons! Draco's so mean, yet Astoria and Pansy love him! Draco leads us out of the compartment and over to another compartment. Harry Potter, also known as Boy Wonder, is sitting there with a blood traitor Weasley.
"So the rumors are true? Harry Potter is really in this compartment?" said Draco. Harry sighed. "Go away, Malfoy." said Harry. Draco held out his hand. "Be my friend?" said Draco. Harry shook his head. "Oh, this is Crabbe and this is Goyle." Draco said carelessly, as if we are stupid, mindless idiotd! ARGH!
I know that's not what happened but it's a messy, brief recount!